00:00Hey! Hey Ichigo! Come on! Wake up already!
00:06Yeah...
00:09Would you look at the time already? Hurry up! Hurry up!
00:14Wake up! Hey! It's morning! Morning!
00:19Hey! Hey! Ichigo!
00:22Quit it! Get off my face!
00:25Whoa! I had to wake you up, since you obviously can't do it by yourself!
00:32I thought this racket this early in the morning, huh?
00:35Don't you dare haunt me! You're late, you know!
00:40Late?!
00:41Hurry up and get dressed for school already!
00:44Or would you rather me to go in your place instead?
00:48No way! All you do when you're inside my body is ruin my reputation!
00:53You can just go ahead and skip it, though! You have my permission!
00:58Who do you think you are, to act so high and mighty?
01:02I'm the Great Cone! Trusty partner of Karakura Town's substitute soul reaper Ichigo Kurosaki!
01:09Hey! Are you even listening?
01:13Partner! Don't make me laugh! I'm gonna go to school! You stay here and behave!
01:20Sure! Just hurry up and go!
01:28Anyway, let me regale you with this incredible epic tale!
01:32It's about how this generation's most handsome mod soul, me, came to meet Ichigo and his friends!
01:38It's really quite the tearjerker!
01:41How's this?
01:42E-
01:49Lately, that hothead Ichigo has been busy fighting all these holos in Rukia's place as a substitute soul reaper!
01:54these hollows in rukia's place as a substitute soul reaper and the first person he saved was
02:00his amazingly hot classmate orehime turns out that the hollow who attacked her was actually
02:08her own dead older brother as an older brother himself it's no wonder that ishigo couldn't stand
02:14for that eventually orehime's strong feelings managed to get through to her brother who calmed
02:21down and disappeared it warms you all up inside doesn't it well that's in the way for you
02:29the next person he saved was yatsu torasado also known as chad he's ichigo's much more muscular
02:37friend chad had a parakeet with the soul of a young boy shibata inside it a hollow who used to be a
02:45serial killer was after that young boy but luckily chad and ichigo were able to save him
02:51soul reapers are only able to cleanse sins that are committed by the dead that hollow had sinned
02:57before dying so he ended up in hell and after all that ichigo met me if i enter his body he can
03:06transform into a soul reaper even without rukia's help i make his heroism that much faster actually
03:14i've had my share of trouble too my soul was supposed to be disposed of but thankfully rukia saved me from
03:21that well now that he's a soul reaper ichigo finally has the strength he needs to protect those around
03:28him he even showed up on national tv while fighting in an abandoned hospital i wish i could have showed off
03:36this cute part of mine too blast
03:48cone you stay here and watch me as i kick this stupid guy's butt okay let's hear exactly what the
03:56rules of this game are we'll start with this recognize it it's hollow bait after i scatter it around
04:04hollows will begin to converge on this town wait what whoever is able to defeat the most hollows in
04:12the following 24 hours wins the game are we in agreement are you kidding everybody in katakuta
04:19town will be in danger what kind of sicko are you you know you're really starting to bore me there's
04:25no need to worry about any innocent bystanders because i'm going to kill every single hollow that
04:31shows up here and if you really have the guts necessary to protect people from hollows you'll say
04:37yes and accept my challenge
04:44all right that's one you know if you don't get moving pretty soon then you're going to be left
04:50behind i will give you a word of warning listen close hollows will attack anyone who they sense
04:57possesses high spirit energy crap wait damn oh no kari won't be out of school by now i bet she
05:10probably went to play somewhere but where where could she be i've got to protect her crap there's
05:17too much area to cover and i'm too slow so how the hell am i supposed to find these hollows how
05:27that's good to keep the easiest to handle all of these people who are supposed to be
05:30a little more fun and easier to get out of school by now i'm so sorry i'm like they want to
05:31get out of school by now i'm so sorry i'm like oh no i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i can i
05:36think go all the time of this game were to be a little bit nervous in the game you can
05:41maybe go let me go for a little bit and get out of school by now go i get out of school by now I know i'm so sorry i can
05:50trouble yeah what are you doing come on for real get off of me look at this you
05:58idiot she left a really short note this can't be any kind of good and come on
06:03seriously didn't you even notice it at all yeah what's this she deserted us I
06:12just know that she has why why didn't she even bother to say anything am I supposed
06:20to know why I'm crushed I was even here when she just waltzed right out the door
06:26and left but she just abandoned me without even offering me a single word of
06:33explanation at all what what's written on here what I must go don't try to come
06:48looking for me and don't waste your energy on worrying about me make sure that you
06:54burn this letter after you've finished reading it and if you can try to stay
07:01hidden lie low for a little while what is this all about it doesn't even say the
07:08reason why she left don't you understand all right listen to me very closely here's
07:16what you gotta do burn the ladder and make sure you remain hidden we're in danger
07:20here they must be it just makes sense there's some kind of trouble going on
07:27between Rukia and the soul society and I bet in order to keep us from getting
07:32involved in any of the trouble she just went off all by herself maybe she's even
07:41dead stop listen don't jump to any wild conclusions I mean we don't really have a
07:51clue what happened letting our imaginations run amok is it gonna help with the
07:55situation one bit did you go come on cone I'm gonna go soul reaper and find Rukia
08:03follow me oh okay so how are you gonna become a soul reaper crap that's right I
08:13can't become a soul reaper without Rukia's help hello looks to me like you have a
08:20problem you're so may I be of any assistance to you I'm one of my best
08:30customers is in trouble I'll make an exception this once and do this on credit
08:50shut up fool can't you see that I'm having the dream of the century over here
09:11what rotten timing just another two minutes or so and I would have gotten a
09:18chance to be up to my ears in pudding and babes
09:23huh oh right you're finally back great now I'll be able to get out of this stupid body oh
09:43wait a second if you're back then does that mean
09:48where is she she stayed behind what how come what was the point of you going there then
10:06no I don't want to live like this anymore I want to go out I want to do stuff I want to meet fuck some young girls
10:22listen shut up and stop yelling already Yuzu and Karin will hear you how can I be quiet if you keep me
10:30locked up I'll sue you for cruelty to stuffed animals I'll take you for everything you've got you know it
10:38wasn't anywhere near as painful when Rukia was still around here please come back
10:46that's enough just shut up and go to bed
10:50hmm I think I'm getting used to this thing
10:58later take care of things until I get back and keep quiet got that okay got it and take your time
11:13all right it may be nighttime but at least I'm out of there I'm gonna enjoy what little time I have
11:25so shall I be naughty I guess we'll see
11:30no way that's grand fisher oh man seriously I go on one little
11:43nighttime stroll in Ichigo's body and I end up getting ambushed by this freak why do you run
11:51Ichigo Kurosaki hurry up and become a soul Reaper oh I get it now Maskey boy thinks I'm Ichigo
12:02damn damn damn damn damn why me why is it always me
12:13why is his mascot I can see his face is he even really a hollow
12:21look mr. hollow I'm sorry to say but Ichigo's a little busy right now although maybe I can take
12:38his place how about you play with me instead and just who exactly are you oh I'm sorry I've
12:50been properly introduced myself the name's Kurosaki machine Kurosaki Kurosaki hey I see
13:01your Ichigo Kurosaki his father go on and hide go you know my name wait when did you figure it out
13:14when did you realize I wasn't Ichigo from the beginning
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