compilation of Todd and Corinna

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A compilation of Todd and Corinna

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00:00fun time well we know who they didn't name these after you Todd and Corinna

00:06are so cute they are so so so adorable Todd go with us to Chicago sure why are

00:10you saying it like that like you're gonna get mad you know you do care okay

00:15you know I care so stop fucking asking me holy shit well stop saying you don't

00:20care I care I fucking can he come please yes oh so you don't care so he can come

00:26with me to Chicago and you won't be mad no time we're good right that's a go to

00:37cabana 3,000 I bought this after their fight they had this made up for a lot of

00:41arguing oh my god top like guys save yourself I'm gonna have sex with her what's

00:52going on here you bring my leg what just happened I'm asking why she's here no

00:58yeah why are you asking her by putting your tongue in her time is that how you

01:02guys communicate what's going on here why are you two in a room together right

01:05now because you planted her here did I plant Corinna here or did you guys have a

01:08crazy night in New York that no one's ever seen before no but I'm gonna show

01:12everybody right now right after I do the outro guys get ready for the unedited

01:16footage of totting her and I'm New York City let's do a test to find out who's

01:29the smartest sometimes seven right five times six three five times five for that

01:34here we go decide who's smarter forever is it going to be numbers or something

01:36else who signed the Declaration of Independence with the biggest

01:49signature no this game has nothing to do with sex Corinna what animal has a paddle

01:56shaped tail a platypussy no it's a platypus Corinna what's the scientific name

02:02for rain agua that's Spanish we walked by this giant mirror right and both Todd

02:10and Corinna go oh I want that for my house the two conceited people in the

02:14friend group are like me me me the second you pointed at it you realize how dumb you

02:18look and you looked at me and you're like oh never mind

02:25what are you guys fighting about who was in the mirror longer you've been in the

02:29mirror for 20 minutes it's my turn I want to stare at myself

02:33what room are you in I'm like there's only two fucking options pick one and he's like

02:38I fucking asked what room he's in either 424 or 418 how is that a fucking weird question

02:43Todd it's 8 24 a.m. how are you still drunk I don't know I didn't choose this

02:49I don't want her spending the night with me anymore you are done sleeping with him

02:54till tonight okay

03:00this is such a social media argument

03:03Instagram stories and screw you fucking mad at the world because you didn't get more

03:08than four hours of sleep and you couldn't stare at yourself in the mirror this morning

03:12I said last night I was coming home you want to have sex and you said yes and then all of a sudden

03:16you came up at 4 in the morning I said come home at 1 I got a fucking condom last night so he would

03:21fuck me oh my god what's going on that sounded bad not so he would fuck me so I would fuck you

03:27oh my god name two qualities about Karina that you like her left boob and her right boob and then her

03:38heart oh shit that's four no Todd that's three Karina you name two qualities about Todd he makes me laugh

03:44what Todd it sounds like it sounds like Karina's cheating on you with someone else

03:48all right guys I just left Todd's house but Jason just texted me saying Todd and

03:51Karina are hooking up in the bathroom so I gotta go back I'm here

03:56Jesus I'm too late man I'm not too late why were you guys both in the shower Jason called me said

04:02there was an emergency he snitched on you what are you snitching on me you asshole you dang voice

04:08text I thought we were a roommate Jason calls me and he goes I can't sleep they're having sex in the

04:12bathroom no no no I sent you a voice text I said you're fucking in the bathroom I said to Todd I said

04:18the last three minutes of that sex I just pictured David outside the door with a camera exclusive dating

04:24what's the gossip what's the word I work for David's log shit you're the fucking shitty intern

04:28Jason how did you know we're having sex because when I walked by I heard you go no that's your

04:33weenie he left Connie's in there last night I don't know last night I wasn't here last night

04:39is that true okay no I wasn't here last night I can just imagine after you guys are done having

04:44sex Jason sneaks in here and just like feels the tub and starts masturbating

04:47they're too busy sucking together sticks oh is that real oh my god are you fucking kidding me

04:58are you giving him head back there are you fucking joking me Corinna is this real what the fuck Corinna

05:03wait save some for me yo are you guys serious you just drive the car right in front of my salad

05:09you're going to become the bang bus no that thing's fucking poking down it's Pinocchio

05:15a picnic now live on the scene reporting on what happened in the test we are here on whore

05:21news right now can you get closer to the fire put your hand in there see what you can feel

05:27a little much you're the one that gave your dick sucked

05:31who does that what their dick sucked with all their friends in the car

05:36I feel a lot of people have gotten their dick sucked with their friends in the car it's fucking fun

05:40there's eight vloggers in the fucking car and you're just going to get your dick sucked

05:43whatever you're filming

05:44no I'm gonna fart

05:45no Todd you already came in the car don't fart

05:49I'm not letting you put it in the thing so you can stop filming

05:52why dude it's head in the back of your car you can't do that

05:55yeah it's a little much a lot

05:56oh so it's real

05:57that was real

05:59wait that shit was actually real

06:00dude Jason that was real Todd's not letting me use any of it

06:02that was 100% real

06:03I know it was real

06:04holy crap

06:05no Todd that's like doing it in my room

06:08there's some special privileges when you're doing it in my car

06:10that's not fair

06:11that's not fair I fully agree

06:12you don't know you don't get to do that

06:14I can't believe you're even getting angry

06:15that's like a robber robbing somebody's house and being like you can't call the cops

06:18why did you get a blowjob in the car if you didn't want to

06:21I'm 26 years old and gives a shit

06:23maybe shit happens

06:24maybe say hey babe babe listen maybe just like in the bathroom at the bar mitzvah

06:28that we're on the way to

06:29we're going to baptism

06:30oh yeah to baptism

06:31didn't deny a blowjob in the back of a fucking car

06:33if they're all my friends we're in the car yeah

06:35Todd are you high

06:38I didn't know that was real

06:39shut up

06:41I asked him to give him a blowjob

06:43he's not going to deny the blowjob

06:45so it's not his fault

06:46the internet will think it's fake anyways

06:49yeah right

06:50after this argument

06:51if you guys think it's fake

06:52you're all dumbasses

06:53oh my god

06:54Corinna's dead

06:55I know

06:56I'm going to miss her so much

06:57oh Todd I'm going to miss you buddy

07:00have a good time

07:01ow

07:02what?

07:03Corinna!

07:04what's up?

07:05how are you?

07:06I'm good I'm good I'm good

07:07I think about hooking up with you like all the time

07:09be careful cause Todd's right here

07:10don't worry Todd I think about hooking up with you too

07:12aww

07:13nice

07:17Todd is checking his STD results can I check him for you?

07:19no

07:20no let me check him for you

07:21are you nervous?

07:22yes

07:23I'm so nervous

07:23I don't know if I want this on camera right now

07:24come on Todd let's go

07:25yeah let's go to your room the lighting's better

07:27why am I so nervous even though I'm clean why am I nervous?

07:30I'm nervous I have nothing to do with you

07:32I'm nervous

07:33yeah right you slept with Todd

07:34no

07:35ok what is it?

07:36negative negative negative negative negative negative

07:38ooh

07:39everything's negative except for our culture

07:41BOOM BITCH

07:42yeah

07:44oh my god

07:45yes

07:46you managed to fuck everyone in Los Angeles and not get an STD

07:50come here boys

07:51I'm so proud of you

07:52where you going now now that you're STD free

07:54I'm going to Disney World David

07:56Disney World another name for Corinna's pussy

07:58she got mad at me yesterday cause I got anxious when I was introducing her to people I didn't know

08:03and she's like you didn't introduce me as your girlfriend

08:05why didn't you?

08:06THANK YOU FUCK

08:09yo

08:10you guys are like another level of clingy

08:13anything else to add Corinna?

08:15Corinna did you just fart?

08:17dude that was you

08:19oh my god

08:20that's like five times a day

08:21we are through

08:22we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:24we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:25we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:26we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:27we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:29we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:30we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:31we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:32we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:33we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:34we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:35we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:36we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:37we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

08:38we are no longer third wheeling with you guys ever again

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