Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 8 The Deep End

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00:00RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN!

00:30Oh my god, what's happening?

00:42What is it?

00:43Look at the size of it!

00:45Why did we bring a gun?

00:47This is the true story

00:49Of seven strangers

00:51Pick to live in hell

00:53And have their lives taped

00:55Find out what happens when people stop being polite

00:59And start getting real

01:01The real world

01:03Metropolis

01:05Ugh, people in this hellhole just don't respect personal property

01:11Listen, I know someone's been in my underwear drawer

01:15Okay, which one of you perverts was it because it's sick?

01:19You chicks are seriously paranoid

01:21I fold them in a very particular way, falcon

01:25Little squares

01:27It was probably you

01:29It's not Hulk

01:31Hulk swear!

01:33Of course it was the Hulk

01:35It was me

01:37Hello kitty

01:40Listen, I don't mean to be nitpicky or anything

01:48But, um, the living room hasn't been vacuumed in weeks

01:52And, uh...

01:53Hey, Waterman, I was busy

01:55You know, realigning the planets or something

02:00But, but, but you drew vacuuming out of the job jar and everyone else...

02:05Hey, who's gonna save Earth from a giant meteor while Superman's vacuuming?

02:10You?

02:11You?

02:12I don't think so

02:13I could...

02:15Hey...

02:17Nobody seems to understand how useful I am, you know?

02:21I'm, I'm, I'm really capable

02:22I, I can do lots of stuff, you know?

02:25Lots!

02:26I, I, I can do, I can do stuff like

02:28Um...

02:30Like I, like, like I can

02:31You know, I...

02:33Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

03:03I mean, what is this place?

03:08Some kind of nun factory?

03:11I just...

03:13Got to go!

03:17Got to go!

03:18Oh!

03:20Occupied! Occupied!

03:22Hey!

03:25Hey!

03:27What's up?

03:28Justice never sleeps.

03:31Oh, man.

03:32I want to be red.

03:34I hate black.

03:35Oh, it's like that.

03:37So I'm the token black superhero, huh?

03:41Well, they might have wanted Tim Meadows,

03:43but they got the Falcon.

03:45And you damn well better respect the Falcon.

03:50Of course, I don't really have any superpowers.

03:54Man, my costume sucks.

03:57Come and get it, little guys.

03:59Hello?

04:00Hello?

04:02I know you can hear me.

04:04I'm Aquaman.

04:06Trouble at home?

04:10Answer me, you little bitches!

04:12If you leave your towels on the bathroom floor,

04:15we start getting that mildew smell.

04:17It's gross.

04:19Have a little common courtesy for the rest of us.

04:22I wonder where he's always going in such a hurry.

04:31My good plates!

04:48Dish is done!

04:49Dish is done!

04:50Despite my best efforts, fitting in here continues to be quite a chore.

04:54It confounds me.

04:57On my plates!

04:59My good china plates!

05:00Relax, Wonder Girl.

05:03What did you just call me?

05:05Wonder Girl?

05:16Wonder Girl?

05:16Wonder Girl!

05:18Let me tell you something about Batman, okay?

05:20He's the same as the rest of these guys around here.

05:23They're afraid of women.

05:24They're afraid of the almighty uterus!

05:27Almighty uterus!

05:29Next time, on Real World!

05:32I don't see why you're so upset.

05:34What do you need men for anyway, huh?

05:38How about a smile?

05:40There you go.

05:42I'll do it!

05:43I'll do it, man!

05:44I'll totally do it!

05:45You won't do it.

05:48Ooh!

05:48Ah!

05:49Ah!

05:51Dotsie!

05:53That's it!

05:54For America!

06:24Where's the buddy?

06:50Wiggle your big skull.

06:54Great. I am Jesus, you know.

07:00Kill Simona!

07:14Oi!

07:24Five-fingered palm of death!

07:32Let me try that again.

07:38Thanks!

07:40It's what I do.

07:44Thanks!

07:50It's what I do.

07:54You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

08:00You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

08:16For a second there?

08:18Yeah.

08:19I kinda did.

08:20I kinda did.

08:22Hey!

08:24Let's see.

08:26Let's see.

08:28It's what?

08:30I'm too lazy, I'm too lazy.

08:32I'm so lazy, I'm too lazy, it's time to go by.

08:34I'm so lazy, I'm too lazy, I'm too lazy.

08:38You're changed, sir.

09:02Come!

09:04COURL won!

09:08COURL won!

09:11The next Hot Game Show has just been imported from Japan.

09:16You want Myriandora?

09:18You win a crazy, smiley face, Myriandora?!

09:23First away.

09:26Food is power!

09:27The power!!!

09:30Who-who-whoа-aaah?

09:32You win one million, Mr. Mighty Joe Darwin, you poop rass!

09:38Who poop rass?

09:39Mouth! Mouth!

09:41Who poop rass?

09:52I'm Bill Clinton, I'm gonna push over that cow.

09:55There we go, I did it!

09:56Welcome to another thrilling edition of Zombie Idol.

10:05Last week, America voted in record-shattering numbers.

10:08In fact, phone lines were jamed so badly that major metropolitan areas temporarily lost 911 service.

10:15Hundreds died.

10:18It all started with the auditions, as the reanimated corpses of rock and roll all competed for a spot on our show.

10:26Past performances from zombies such as John Lennon and the Beach Boys tore up our stage.

10:33Competition has been hot and heavy.

10:35It's time to meet our judges.

10:39Give it up for Frankenberry.

10:42Yeah!

10:43Yeah, dog, yeah!

10:45Let's hear it for Brewberry.

10:48I hope our contestants just have fun and, you know, be themselves pretty, pretty space people.

10:58And the puppy.

10:59And last and certainly not least, please welcome Count Chocula.

11:06Well, I certainly hope tonight's performances are better than last week's ghastly affair.

11:14Nice outfit.

11:16Isn't it gauche to wear brown after Labor Day?

11:19I don't know, Ryan.

11:21Isn't it gauche to be a complete douchebag on national TV each week?

11:26Not when you're paid like me.

11:28It's time for our first performance of the evening.

11:31Here's Bob Marley.

11:32Yeah, dog, you did your thing.

11:48Marmalade.

11:50Dreadful.

11:51Don't forget to text message your votes at the end of the show, because phone companies make far more money that way.

11:57It's time to check in now with our very own roving reporter, Kristen Holt.

12:02What kind of hijinks are going on backstage, Kristen?

12:05Ryan, the zombies are going wild after one of the children from the Grant-A-Wish Foundation fell and cracked his head open.

12:15Brains!

12:17It's like some kind of feeding frenzy.

12:21L.A. woman.

12:23There's only one way to stop a zombie.

12:33Blow their f***ing heads off, baby.

12:37Don't forget to tell them about all the great deals at Radio Shed, Bing.

12:41Don't forget to vote, everybody.

13:00Good night from Zombie Idol.

13:03Seacrest out.

13:03operatingHis table sounds.

13:08Oh, oh.

13:09Oh, oh.

13:11Bag.

13:12Oh, yeah.

13:16Craig.

13:17Oh, coswise, it's not public health.

13:19Oh, coswise, hey!

13:20Oh, sorry!

13:25Oh, my God.

13:26Oh, my God.

13:27Oh, my God.

13:28Oh, my God.

13:30Oh, my God.

13:31Oh, my God.

13:32Oh, my God.

13:33Oh, my God.

13:33Bobbock!

13:35Bobbock!

13:37Bobbock!

13:39Bobbock!

13:41Stupid monkey!

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