Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 7 A Piece Of The Action

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00:00Oh, my God.

00:30Oh, will it hurt?

00:44Only if God hates you.

00:46Hey, a mamma mia and a cannoli, hey, a lasagna.

00:50Hey, a pasta puzzle, a spicy meatball.

01:00Dude, it's time to pimp your sister.

01:05Oh, yeah, man, I can't believe I'm filming my sister right in there.

01:08Come pimp that bitch out.

01:10Pimp my sister.

01:14Wait, wait, wait, I have homework.

01:20Hey, ladies.

01:22We going to pimp you out.

01:24Girl, you got serious librarian hair.

01:28You ever seen a hoe shop at the Gap?

01:31You got the posture of a lamppost, girl.

01:34We got to give you some prostitute.

01:37If we go with a leopard print tank top, that's a little too southeast Newark.

01:42So we're going with more of a cheetah pattern.

01:46Garter belts ain't just for weddings, honey child.

01:49You can tuck a weapon in there.

01:52At first, I was pretty nervous.

01:54But these hoes are all about class.

01:58Sometimes a John will want to do that with you.

02:01And that'll cost $10.

02:03Ew.

02:04This one, $50.

02:06Ew.

02:07And this one going to require a credit card.

02:10Again.

02:11Don't play me.

02:12Again.

02:13Don't play me.

02:14Again.

02:15Don't play me.

02:16All right, Alex, now we ain't had a lot to work with here.

02:20But yo, check out your new system.

02:22I see.

02:23We see.

02:24Oh.

02:25Oh.

02:26Damn.

02:27Oh, you put the heels in them.

02:28Oh, you got the scar.

02:29Damn.

02:30Oh, she got the fist.

02:31Oh.

02:32Damn.

02:34It's the new me.

02:35Not just on the outside, but on the inside, too.

02:40Do it, girl.

02:41You just got to spread your mind.

02:43Bye-bye, baby girl.

02:44It's hard to believe.

02:45It's so hard.

02:46Hey, y'all.

02:47Hey, yo, man.

02:48Yo, come get a piece of my sister.

02:50Who wants to get up in my sister's ass?

02:52Oh.

02:53Hello, Mr. Johnson.

02:55Hello, Amy.

02:56You take credit cards.

02:58We'll be dead soon.

03:08Ow.

03:09Tell him I'm dead.

03:10Welcome to the Surreal Life.

03:14Come on.

03:15Come on.

03:16Get down.

03:17Let's take a look at the Surreal Life.

03:20Come on.

03:21Come on.

03:22Get down.

03:23Come on.

03:24Come on.

03:25Come on.

03:26Come on.

03:27Come on.

03:28Take a look at what the Surreal Life gang has been up to recently.

03:32We were really excited to participate in the Iditarod dog sled race,

03:37till one of the dogs fell in love with Manny Moe.

03:40Huh?

03:41Help, Mr. Dog.

03:42Ah!

03:43Ah!

03:44Let's see what's in store for our Surreal Life folks today.

03:49We have to take the One Ring and destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.

03:54Ooh.

03:55Ooh.

03:56Wait.

03:57Something's coming.

03:58Ah!

03:59Ah!

04:00Ah!

04:01Ah!

04:02Ah!

04:03Ah!

04:04Ah!

04:05Ah!

04:06Ah!

04:07Ah!

04:08Ah!

04:09Ah!

04:10Ah!

04:11Ah!

04:12Ah!

04:13Ah!

04:14Ah!

04:15Ah!

04:16Ah!

04:17Ah!

04:18Ah!

04:19Ah!

04:20Ah!

04:21Ah!

04:22Ah!

04:23There's no way I'm doing this.

04:25Somebody better get me a cab, because I'm going-

04:27cuz I'm going-

04:30No way I'm here, or Elliot Magali

04:31No way I'm here, or that's no way I'm gonna go-

04:32Why do you kill me?

04:33Oh, I mean I'm not.

04:35Oh, you're actually okay.

04:36If honestly the only way I'm in person is real, allехantly I'm here.

04:38Oh, you're in person is zero, or you're düşün eens.

04:39Oh, let's keep them up for your aggression,

04:53We must help them. They's our friends.

05:00They hates Manimo.

05:03No, they loves us.

05:07If they dies, we go get pizza.

05:23Back to the fires that forged you evil trinket!

05:48Corey!

05:49You saved me, bro.

05:51You can burn in hell, I just want the ring.

05:54Corey, no!

05:56Oh, bro!

05:59Friends, remember me fondly.

06:02In Stand By Me.

06:04And in The Lost Boys.

06:07Only the first time.

06:10Friday the 13th is pretty good.

06:12Next time on The Surreal Life.

06:15Well, Ron and I had to check out a suspicious meteor.

06:20Bam, penis, hap, bam.

06:22No!

06:23No!

06:24No!

06:25No!

06:26No!

06:27No!

06:28No!

06:29No!

06:30No!

06:31No!

06:32No!

06:35No!

06:40Oh, oh!

06:41You didn't think it'd be that easy, did you?

06:45Chocolate chicken eggs for everyone!

06:48I want chicken eggs for everyone!

06:501, 2, 3, 4, 11 when our players score.

06:555, 6, 7, 8, double entendres are really great.

06:59I want to go to Dallas, but I don't have any money.

07:03We're such good friends.

07:04We'll have sex with people for money and give it to you.

07:08Yeah.

07:09Oh, best friends forever.

07:12We're soaking wet from washing your car, Mr. Thrustbone.

07:18Is there anything else we can do for you?

07:21I'll give you $20 for all of us to go crazy.

07:25Wow, $20 in 1978 dollars is a lot.

07:30Yeah, oh, you look just like my daughter's friends.

07:36Oh, yeah, oh, oh, watch out for the icing.

07:40Oh, dang it.

07:42We raised $39.

07:44That's exactly enough to get to Dallas.

07:47Yay!

07:49I'm finally in Dallas!

07:52Moo!

07:54Oh, I wonder how much it is to get back.

07:58I'm stepping down the ladder and I, uh-oh, uh-oh, I'm falling.

08:04Yeah.

08:05Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.

08:08Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.

08:12Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.

08:17Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.

08:21Yeah, I'm falling on the moon.

08:26Okay, uh, hailing frequencies are open.

08:40Oh, I'm glad you found that I have things to do here.

08:43I knew it was terrible.

08:45I knew it was terrible.

08:46Who needs you?

08:47No!

08:54Oh!

08:56Oh!

08:57He did it!

08:59Is he going to do it again?

09:02Wrong, your reservations are.

09:04For us to listen to Ray Griffiths, the actor who played the power droid in Episode 4 of this room is scheduled.

09:11I reserved room A2 to watch the Star Trek blooper reel where DeForest Kelly grabs Maddrel Barrett's chest.

09:17The Prime Directive demands that you leave the premises.

09:20The Prime Directive sucks.

09:22You suck, you nerf-herder!

09:28I heard one William Shatner is going to do a guest spot on Enterprise, and not as Kirk!

09:34You take that back!

09:42Gentlemen, gentlemen, we can discuss this logically.

09:47Excuse me, I'm Greg Griffith.

09:51Oh, my face!

09:54Hey, you can't stop no fighting!

09:56Oh, stop me!

09:57Ow!

09:58My neck, my spine!

09:59Oh, no, not like this!

10:06Excuse me, but are you gentlemen engaged in a game of LARPs?

10:11Live-action role-playing.

10:12I happen to be an old fan, that is.

10:14Oof!

10:16Lightning bolt!

10:17Lightning bolt!

10:18Fire!

10:19Excuse me, that's impolite!

10:25Stop!

10:26No!

10:27No, that's it!

10:29All systems ready.

10:46Don't worry, Mr. Schumacher.

10:48We'll get you out of here.

10:50Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster.

10:53Get him!

10:55Let's get him!

10:56I'm a black liar!

10:59I got him!

11:00I got him!

11:04Okay, okay, got him.

11:07Take another one, take another one, take another one.

11:19Shame on you!

11:21You've all forgotten the true meaning of fandom.

11:24We should take joy in our loves, not argue about them.

11:29Son of a bitch!

11:34Get ready!

11:42Why should I be saying to silly me?

11:42I have no resentful talking of fic?

11:43Oh, oh, oh.

12:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.

12:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

12:30Stupid monkey.

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