00:00It's Rice!
00:04Sarah Anderson, what?
00:06Actually, it is Sarah Shipper now.
00:08Wow.
00:09What about you? Have you got a wife or girlfriend?
00:11None of the above.
00:13Well, it's still time to find the one.
00:15Yeah, the one.
00:17Yikes.
00:21I think I'm gonna start writing something personal.
00:26What's another word for smitten?
00:28Horny.
00:29Come on!
00:31My name is Bertie.
00:33Oh, hey.
00:34I'm Sam.
00:35It's like Pam with an S.
00:36It's a spam.
00:37You know, the P is silent.
00:38It's confusing.
00:39I haven't felt this way in such a long time.
00:43What's the next move?
00:44Write her a message saying you wanna see her.
00:45I don't know anything about her.
00:47That's the beauty of getting to see her online profile.
00:49You become the man of her dreams if you wanted.
00:51And you say we need to talk to you.
00:53And you say we need a talk to you.
00:55And she's not dancing inside.
00:57Ow!
00:58Oh!
01:00Oh!
01:01Oh my God.
01:02Wait, wait.
01:03Sam.
01:04That's it!
01:05Yeah!
01:06I'm glad that I ran into here.
01:07Can I cook you dinner some more?
01:08Yeah, oh my god.
01:14It's all coming back to you, right?
01:16Yeah.
01:17It's like riding a bike.
01:24I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:27Yeah.
01:29She said she loved me.
01:31She doesn't even know me.
01:33Why do you think you're not good enough for this girl?
01:36Talk to her.
01:38Eyes on the prize, soldier.
01:40I like you, whether you choose to believe it or not.
01:42What do you see in me, huh?
01:47To this point in the story, it's pretty obvious I completely side with the girl.
01:51Are you kidding?
01:52He is pathetic.
01:54This guy is beyond lost.
01:56After all this is done, all that really matters is how and who he loved.
02:00And your name is...
02:05Strard.
02:06Strard.
02:07Strard.
02:08Strard.
02:09Strard.
02:09Strard.
02:10Strard.
02:11Strard.
02:11Strard.
02:12Strard.
02:13Strard.
02:13Strard.
02:14Strard.
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