The seemingly endless possibilities of dating apps send a group of friends into a whirlwind of sex, jealousy, and self-d | dG1famx3TlQtdzVfVXc
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00:01You know, there was a time when people used to break up and just never see each other again.
00:06Just wander off to the next town, meet a girl, get syphilis and die.
00:09I'm Rachel, Strauss's boyfriend.
00:11Well, you should probably get going, but I'm sure I'll be seeing you in my next panic dream, Todd.
00:15Enjoy having sex with the only woman I have ever loved.
00:18Honestly, I just want what Mel has.
00:23What do I have?
00:26Will you marry me?
00:30We should make Tinder accounts.
00:32Why?
00:34So we can look at other people's profiles and judge them. Duh.
00:41That sushi in your pick looks delicious. Where is it?
00:46It's this place called Fishgazan. Mmm, it's so good. You have to go.
00:53So what do you do for work?
01:00I don't meet that many people who are truly different than me. And with this I can kind of, you know, ranch out beyond my immediate bubble.
01:06James is an asshole. You need to post a sex tape on Twitter so everyone can see his tiny dick.
01:11It's hardly a sex tape. It's more like a Jeff.
01:13Peyton's single is actually really...
01:15Awful.
01:16Personally, no one is getting laid as much as they say they are.
01:19I don't know what I want. I just know that I want more of it.
01:24Tell me more about this squishing fetish.
01:26Squish.
01:27I'm squishing!
01:28Come on, come on.
01:29I'm squishing!
01:33I just realized that my ex was not good at that.
01:38What's worst case scenario?
01:39He rejects you.
01:40No, worst case scenario is exactly what I've imagined and we fall in love and it still doesn't make me happy.
01:51Fine. We can be Facebook friends. But I'm not going to follow you on Twitter.
02:08Good news.