1000 Ways to Die Cardiac a Breast

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00:00there's one thing you need to know about Cindy she's as horny as a three-balled cat

00:11tonight's party was a chance to drag home a likely sperm donor and drain him of his

00:19precious bodily fluids leaving nothing to chance Cindy picked her outfit carefully

00:26the most important weapon in her fashion arsenal a metal reinforced bra she bought at a lingerie

00:33store the first bra patent had a full metal plate holding up the breasts and then in the 1930s is when

00:42we first see the bras we know it today with underwire in it it goes around the breasts both

00:49sides and then there's a metal hook and eye closures with her chest loaded with twin torpedoes

00:55Cindy was ready for action hey once at the party Cindy made sure she kept the guys abreast of this

01:04situation a sudden storm gives her a chance to put it all on display Cindy was the life of the party

01:21until imagine 300 kilovolts of electricity entering your heart at once it's gonna explode it it's gonna

01:32travel through the body it's gonna exit out one of your legs into the ground and at that heat it could

01:37actually melt sand Cindy's slutty outfit was a big hit every guy wanted her but then she bolted

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