00:00Do you know what people say about you?
00:01That you sleep all day, carouse all night,
00:04spending your time with knaves, fools, harlots, drunkards, braggarts...
00:07Well, you certainly seem to enjoy my company in the tavern.
00:09And besides, at least I have friends.
00:13And yet you still married me, a complete stranger.
00:16I had my reasons.
00:17Oh, how terribly cryptic.
00:19My, what a fascinating enigma you are.
00:22What were your reasons?
00:23Money.
00:24And to save my sister Catherine from an ancient duke
00:26who smells like a forgotten chamber pot.
00:30Do I smell like a forgotten chamber pot?
00:34I have not smelled you.
00:36And I don't intend to.
00:38It was not the killer exit line that Jane was hoping for.
00:41But it was all she had.
00:43There you are.
00:44Ah, the young lovers.
00:46Began to wonder if you'd given in to temptation
00:48and jumped into the proverbial sack.
00:50No, Dad, absolutely not.
00:53Jolly good, because the bedding ceremony's about to begin.
00:55Come on, let's go.
00:57Come on.
01:00After which, you must actually shag.
01:04Seal the deal, hmm?
01:06Otherwise, this marriage could be ended like that.
01:08Okay.
01:10Then, come on.
01:18Bye.
01:36Bye.
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