00:00The myth endures of a man who crossed continents in silence,
00:04shaping worlds not by sword, but by law, ritual, and memory.
00:09History textbooks are irrelevant.
00:10All that the students of today need is a sped-up edit of streamer I Show Speed as Genghis Khan,
00:15or excuse me, Speedy Khan.
00:16Lost through time, the great figure of antiquity, conqueror of the world,
00:20is now known as the Black Khan of Mongolia.
00:22These edits have been popping off on TikTok,
00:24using grainy black and white clips from Speed's Mongolia trip.
00:27Or maybe, wait a second, perhaps Speed is a time traveler.
00:30Are these ancient recordings accurate?
00:31If we keep going down this path,
00:33history teachers will soon have to explain that Speed was not a Roman emperor or one of the founding fathers.
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