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00:00This lake epitomizes beauty!
00:05Uh, sure does!
00:08Okay, sweetie! For future reference, the customary response here is, it doesn't compare to you!
00:12Aren't we... standing a little close?
00:15It's just an act!
00:17Whoa!
00:19And like any act, we expect people to believe, so we need it to appear 100% real!
00:23Right, of course!
00:25Uh, um, the lake is indeed beautiful, but it doesn't compare to you!
00:29Huh? My lord!
00:31Is this a marriage proposal?
00:33Let us be glad of me!
00:35Getting a little carried away by your role there, champ?
00:38You're just getting to the Dano Maw!
00:43A proxy?
00:45Why wouldn't Threonine let his real son be interviewed?
00:49By hook or by crook, I will figure this out!
00:53You do remember the point of the charade, right?
00:55To ensnare Sir Lloyd in marriage!
00:57I mean to, uh, investigate!
00:59Glad you've got your priorities straight!
01:01Someone looks intense!
01:03Huh?
01:04I thought you were supposed to be hotel staff!
01:06Wah!
01:07Huh?
01:08Shoma!
01:09Look at you!
01:10Sporting those threads like a noble!
01:12What are you even doing here?
01:14Ah!
01:15Someone ordered a bunch of incendiary devices!
01:17Things are gonna go up in flames!
01:19Whoever it was bought him on rush order!
01:22Super intense, right?
01:23Well, client satisfaction is the name of the game, so I hauled up all my best explosives!
01:28Why do I know this was you?
01:30Ah!
01:31What are you implying?
01:32Fireballs!
01:33How scary!
01:34Help me, Sir Lloyd!
01:35What's this guy's story?
01:40Sorry!
01:41This is my old friend Shoma from back home in Cunlan!
01:44He's basically like a big brother to me!
01:46These are my classmates from the academy, Selen and Riho!
01:49They grew up together?
01:51Oh, no wonder!
01:52Oh yeah!
01:53I haven't told you yet!
01:54I got accepted!
01:55Wow!
01:56Ha!
01:57Intense!
01:58Proud of you, Squirt!
01:59Congrats!
02:00Ha!
02:01Thanks!
02:02Anyway, I'd love to hear why you're dressed like that, cause I'm sure it's crazy intense,
02:06but think I gotta roll!
02:07Another time!
02:08Aw!
02:09You can't stay a little while?
02:10Drop these off for me like a pal!
02:12Excuse me?
02:15So...
02:16What do we do with these?
02:17You're going to transport them gently because they're extraordinarily volatile and prone to ignite without warning!
02:22We'll continue our date!
02:24You're supposed to be investigating!
02:27Try my ice cream!
02:29Check off your shoes!
02:30Rest your head!
02:39My face was covered up for so long.
02:41I'd given up any hope of ever going on a date.
02:44Huh?
02:45My father used to collect cursed antiques.
02:48This belt was one of them.
02:50After it bound itself to me, I was an outcast.
02:53Everywhere I went, people would point and laugh.
02:56Eventually, I became a shut-in.
02:58All I did was train, hoping I could beat the curse.
03:02My father did everything in his power to help, but...
03:06The chicken!
03:07It comes off!
03:08He tries to pair me with Alan!
03:09Like I have nothing better to do than be some greasy pig, trophy wife!
03:13Still...
03:14We came together because of it.
03:15I'm grateful for the role it played in our destiny.
03:18All in all, I'd say the trade-off worked in my favor.
03:21Hmm.
03:22As long as I'm with you, somehow I feel certain that everything will all work out.
03:28And I know for a fact Riho and the others feel the same way.
03:33Did I say something wrong?
03:35I'm nobody, Selen.
03:38Worse than that, I'm a burden.
03:41I can't do anything on my own.
03:43Miss Marie and the Chief have to help me all the time.
03:46I'm just...
03:47I'm just a stupid kid who thinks he'll be a soldier someday.
03:51Oh, Sir Lloyd...
03:55You poor thing.
03:56You honestly have no idea what you mean to us.
03:59Huh?
04:01Why do you think we want to help?
04:03We're trying to pay back the good you've done.
04:06Think about it.
04:07You inspire us to be better people.
04:10Really?
04:11But I...
04:13Really?
04:16Well, that's...
04:17Listen, do me a favor, huh?
04:22Don't tell anyone we had this talk.
04:24No!
04:25Is here a secret now?
04:26Marriage is practically inevitable!
04:27We're gonna capsize!
04:29Hmm...
04:30Look, I can't abandon the guy.
04:32He's clearly just a victim of circumstance.
04:34Question is, what do I do with the parasite?
04:40I have to find a way to catch him off guard.
04:47Bingo!
04:54I thought it was you I was hearing.
04:56But I was in stealth mode!
04:58So what brings you out here, Miss Kikyo?
05:00Oh, I, uh...
05:01It's my job to reward you for all the hard work.
05:04With a relaxing deep tissue full body massage!
05:07I've never had one before!
05:09Well, combined with that foot bath, it'll make you feel awesome!
05:12Perfect timing, actually.
05:13I was hoping to learn more about massage.
05:15You...
05:16You were...
05:17Teach me everything, Miss!
05:18Pretty please?
05:19Yeah, sure!
05:20Your boss knows best!
05:21Awesome!
05:22Where do I start?
05:28Okay, parasite, where are you hiding?
05:31Come on!
05:33Work with me!
05:34Is it supposed to tickle?
05:36Hmm?
05:37Oh, God!
05:38Oh, God!
05:39Oh, God!
05:40That's a little on the nose for a treant!
05:41Do my eyes deceive me, or were you just trying to cop and peel?
05:45Oh, great!
05:46She's a psychopath!
05:47Bye now!
05:48Damn it!
05:49You're so close to your extraction!
05:50Using a diversionary tactic, are we?
05:51Where did she go?
05:52How did she go?
05:53How did she go?
05:54Had enough yet?
05:55Hmm...
05:56No attack.
05:57Do my eyes deceive me, or were you just trying to cop a deal?
06:04Oh, great. She's a psychopath.
06:06Bye now.
06:08Dammit, I was so close to your distraction!
06:11Using a diversionary tactic, are we?
06:15Where did she go?
06:21Had enough yet?
06:23No attack you can levy at me is true love's equal.
06:27Seriously? What are you, some kind of monster?
06:32Perhaps.
06:33Wow, massages are aggressive.
06:37Zerloin, please cover up!
06:39Take cover!
06:40Kikyo, out!
06:42That's weird. Did something come up all of a sudden?
06:44On earth are you half naked?
06:46My supervisor was just showing me how to give our clients a proper massage.
06:50Seems to require a lot of lubrication.
06:54Idea!
06:55Why don't we avail ourselves of the resort's hot springs?
06:58I understand the outdoor bath has a splendid view.
07:01And it's due to sex.
07:02That sounds great.
07:04I wouldn't want to mess up my costume rental with all this body oil.
07:07We're gone.
07:08Hey! You're supposed to be investigating!
07:15Um, yeah. So are you.
07:17That'll have you know we are keeping watch, a strategy best conducted by two people!
07:21Um, could we let not-
07:23Big way!
07:23My darling, make me his friend's back!
07:26Have you fallen and you can't get up again?
07:31When did the two of you get here?
07:33Come on, guys!
07:34We talked about this, remember?
07:36I know, sweetie, but the water's good for my joints!
07:39By which she means osteoporosis, rheumatoid arthritis, and occasional doubt.
07:43Move it.
07:44Huh?
07:44Note to self, steak, while delicious, is prone to put you in a food coma.
07:50Hmm?
07:51You have a lot of gall showing your faces here.
07:54That ass whooping at the match not enough?
07:56Hmm?
07:57Oh, dear me!
07:58No one's told you yet!
08:00See, we're here as agents of the kingdom in a way.
08:02Which incidentally means that Illa will be joining your class!
08:06Hello again.
08:07I intend to be Lloyd's protege.
08:10Also, at some point, his wife.
08:11We've been hired to look into things.
08:17Evidently, the royal family's very concerned about what's been going on here.
08:20The situation's that big of a deal?
08:22What can I say?
08:23Enough people fall into comas, and before long, even the government starts to care.
08:28Keep those pawns to yourself, trolley!
08:31Actually, the comas are only part of it.
08:32There's something even more sinister going on.
08:35Like what exactly?
08:37Well, like illegal tree cultivation.
08:39That and a troublesome seedling was stolen.
08:42A particularly nasty customer, I'm told.
08:45Hmm.
08:46Based on what I'm hearing, the coma victims do seem somewhat consistent with your standard
08:50treant, Emma.
08:51Nip it in the bud, or this place will be overrun soon.
08:55Wait a sec!
08:56You're talking about those creatures that grow wild outside the village?
08:59Yep.
09:00Sorry, quick question.
09:01Who are you exactly?
09:02They call me Alka, Kanlan village's chief.
09:06Is she for real?
09:07Trust me, don't overthink it.
09:10Hmm.
09:13Understood.
09:14Brain, switch to sleep mode.
09:16If treants are really behind this, I mean Alan fell unconscious inside, you're telling
09:20me these things are using the hotel as a nursery?
09:22The sapling in question has likely already infested a human.
09:26Worst case scenario, this entire map would need updating.
09:29Oh no, that does it!
09:32We have to stop the treants before it's too late!
09:35Huh?
09:38Please stop!
09:45Phil, oh no!
09:46It's not polite to throw someone without fair warning!
09:48Oh, don't scold the woman.
09:50It's not polite to ogle someone's nether region.
09:53Yeah.
09:53Besides, take my word for it, she's had that coming for quite a while.
09:57Quiet.
09:57We're being observed.
09:58Huh?
09:59Is everyone in Lloyd's entourage a freak of nature?
10:11Precious me, whatever are you doing in these woods?
10:14Mr. Thleonine's secretary?
10:18You're infested by a treant!
10:20Yeah, I suppose there's no point in playing dumb.
10:23Though, I don't like the word infested.
10:25Augmented is better.
10:27Just as I've augmented, Lord Thleonine's secret mount to repay his treatment of me.
10:31If this bootlicking sycophant's been the host all along, then, what's the deal with Lloyd?
10:36Stop!
10:37I'm trying to work this out!
10:39Sorry!
10:39Sorry.
10:39And here I figured the owner was behind everything.
10:43You're telling me it was the secretary?
10:46I've been undercover as a hotel maid!
10:48You're telling me it was the demon lord seedling!
10:59Indeed!
11:00And with it I shall conquer not only three of me, but the entire world!
11:04Don't mind me!
11:06Huh?
11:07Your private life is none of my business!
11:09What are you doing?
11:11I'm, uh, I'm just looking for the chief of my village.
11:14Oh, hey, is that you, Mr. Secretary?
11:17Oh, I'm impressed that you can recognize me in this phone.
11:21If I may say so, sir, that's a really awesome tree cosplay you got going on there.
11:25This is not cosplay, you imbecile!
11:30This is unlimited power!
11:33He's raising an army!
11:36I am Alkaid!
11:38Demon lord of the trees!
11:41This guy even hired real treants!
11:43Now that's putting on a show!
11:45I haven't the resources to spread my minions far and wide across the earth chest yet.
11:51Wait, you...
11:52You're going to the hotel at that?
11:53Oh, and Miss Kikio prefers you don't!
11:56She doesn't approve of cosplay!
12:01I can clean the weeds up later if you like.
12:05Trading in such creatures is not illegal in and of itself.
12:10Of course, that's assuming they are cultivated under the strictest sanctions, as is the law.
12:16Right you are, sir.
12:17But there's the rub.
12:19My family has a vested interest in the agricultural health of this region.
12:24Recently, our concern has extended to the health of its good people.
12:29Indeed, my lord.
12:30I say it's to your credit that you arrived shortly after the first reported case.
12:34Or was it beforehand?
12:35Oh, man, I can't recall.
12:42Oh, man, they didn't drop any wood.
12:45How the hell was that even possible?
12:47Huh, yeah, I know, right?
12:49That's some seriously intricate cosplay.
12:52He's headed for the hotel!
12:55What was that he said about resources?
12:58Hmm?
12:59Well, there's something you don't see every day.
13:01I hope you're not trying to imply that I've done something criminal.
13:08Our most recent transaction has been with your own kinsmen.
13:11Bullocks!
13:12When have you done business with us?
13:14Sir, quite recently.
13:16The young man assured me that he represented you.
13:19I know of no such person.
13:21Forgive me, lordship.
13:22I've rather lost the plot.
13:24Blast!
13:25Secretary!
13:26That's yours.
13:27That's yours.
13:28Good God!
13:29What is this?
13:30Surely you cannot be...
13:32Minoki!
13:33Not that you've ever bothered to remember my name!
13:37Your bloated sense of entitlement disgusts me!
13:42Yet for all that insolverable posturing and soul-sick arrogance,
13:46the only thing needed to ruin you was the demon lord seedling and an all-too-eager host!
13:52So you're the reason people have been falling into comas!
13:55Indeed I am!
13:56Though the three of you will suffer a less forgiving fate!
14:00We'll cause too much damage if we try to fight him here!
14:06The most effective tactic is to lure him outside!
14:08Agreed!
14:12There we go!
14:17Did he just nullify our magic?
14:19Ty, there's gotta be some way for us to break through his defenses!
14:29I think we're running out of options!
14:32You're no sum!
14:33He's impervious to our magic!
14:39Keep the bastard occupied!
14:42Rihel?
14:42Heads up!
14:43Solene!
15:04Father!
15:06Hey!
15:07Snap out of it!
15:08Get with the program!
15:15What am I doing here?
15:16Whoa!
15:17Are those fire bombs?
15:18Stop asking questions and just throw these at the tree!
15:23Huh?
15:25Behind you!
15:27Die!
15:39Ha!
15:40Drex hit!
15:40Yo!
15:41Need some ointment for that burn?
15:48Water syrimmage!
15:50Perfect!
16:08He's trapped!
16:11And persistent!
16:15We have to target his core!
16:17run away you can't save me i'm not leaving you i told you to run save yourself shut up father
16:30please i i have something to say i'm in love he claims to be weak but that doesn't stop him
16:36from doing everything he can to help those in need i owe it to him to follow his example
16:40and if that means saving you then that is exactly what i intend to do please select
16:48look out
16:52sir lloyd hey you okay that was a close one huh
17:04you should probably get your father somewhere safe
17:08right thank goodness where have you been sorry you all right not to toot our own horns but i
17:17think we did pretty well wait he's an actual monster didn't see that coming we have to crush
17:24his core you're the only one strong enough do you mind sure no problem after all it's my duty
17:32for shame
17:44hey i beat my first monster
17:54all thanks to them go team
18:03kudos lloyd this is getting more intense by the hour
18:07huh why can't i move huh have a nice nap chief
18:13shoma is that you
18:15i took the liberty of burying you so you wouldn't catch a cold wait what was i thinking immortals don't catch colds
18:24what where did you hear that are you working with that despicable man
18:28oh that's an intense look you can't begin to understand what it means to strike a deal with his kind
18:34oh contraire sure i can now the holy swords out there's all kinds of stuff i can do
18:43matter of fact it's been a real eye-opener
18:46i am bushed healing the wounded structural repairs altering the memories of people not directly involved
18:57i did not get a winged up sleep so maybe don't wander off when a demon lord is on the loose
19:02i would like to offer my sincerest apologies for the habit you and your staff have endured on my account
19:08lordship tis i who should be apologizing for having doubted your motives
19:12though your continued patronage would be appreciated
19:15happy to oblige my good man
19:17and feel free to keep kikyo in your employ
19:20what
19:21forgive me for trying to marry you off
19:26ah that lovely face it's been so long
19:33thank you father
19:34it was wrong of me to treat you like a pawn
19:38you are my daughter
19:40my pride and joy
19:42and a soldier
19:44do your best
19:45right
19:46of course always
19:49you young man
19:51take good care of my girl
19:53did you hear that
19:55father game is blessing we're practically married already
19:57just think you're aware
19:59you're not okay
20:00gracious
20:00i'm so terribly exhausted
20:03i don't know about anyone else but after all that repair magic i could use a massage
20:07oh hey chief
20:09actually i could give you a massage if you want
20:11precisely what i hope you'd say darling
20:13i just learned the technique yesterday
20:15oh i'm sure it's marvelous
20:18i gotta admit i like where this is going
20:22okay ready
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