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Palm Springs (2020) is a refreshing and innovative romantic comedy directed by Max Barbakow, starring Andy Samberg and Cristin Milioti. The film follows Nyles and Sarah, who find themselves stuck in a time loop during a wedding in the picturesque Palm Springs. As they relive the same day over and over again, the duo forms an unlikely connection, navigating the complexities of their own lives, relationships, and emotional struggles.   A unique blend of humor and existential reflection, Palm Springs offers a fresh take on the time-loop genre, exploring themes of love, purpose, and personal growth. With sharp writing and strong performances, this film brings both laughs and heartfelt moments as the characters attempt to break free from their repetitive cycle and find meaning in their lives.   For those who enjoy lighthearted yet thought-provoking films with a touch of romance, Palm Springs is an engaging and memorable watch.  palm springs, palm springs 2020, andy samberg, cristin milioti, time loop movie, romantic comedy 2020, wedding movie, unique romantic comedy, palm springs movie, watch palm springs, comedy and romance film, existential comedy movie, time travel romance, time loop romantic comedy, wedding weekend film, funny time loop movie, palm springs dailymotion, emotional comedy, love and self-discovery movie, palm springs movie online, lighthearted romantic movie

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00:00:00Ever and ever, forever and ever, you'll be the one

00:00:25That shines on me like the morning sun

00:00:33Wake up!

00:00:55Good morning!

00:01:02That's a good leg

00:01:05Okay, fine, but we have to be fast

00:01:10Are you close?

00:01:13I really can't start sweating, baby

00:01:15Yeah, I'm working on it, darling

00:01:17Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I have to get ready

00:01:22I'm so sorry

00:01:25It's so bright in here too, it's just, you're sweat

00:01:29I'm sorry, you can watch me though, watch me

00:01:32Yeah, okay, that's romantic

00:01:39Wait, what the hell?

00:01:41Oh my god, shit

00:01:43Shit

00:01:44Shit

00:01:45Oh my god, shit

00:01:47My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case

00:01:50Shit

00:01:51Oh my god, shit

00:01:53Shit

00:01:54No offense, Nine-Nine, but I've really never had an issue with a guy coming before

00:01:59You know?

00:02:00Never, not in my life

00:02:01Like usually it's the opposite problem

00:02:03Don't say it's like the age thing because I've had older boyfriends

00:02:06It's the age thing

00:02:07It's the age thing

00:02:08Not the age thing

00:02:09It's not you, it's me

00:02:12Yeah, no shit

00:02:14I meant, it's you, it's not me

00:02:16You're so funny, Niles, oh my god, you're hilarious

00:02:20Hey Misty

00:02:21What?

00:02:22Will you kill me?

00:02:24Niles, look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable, but please, I'm begging you to not bring our drama here, okay?

00:02:33Because this is truly a sacred day and it doesn't belong to us

00:02:37This day belongs to Tala and it belongs to Abe

00:02:42Are you gonna be happy?

00:02:44Are you gonna be smiley?

00:02:46That's a weird smile

00:03:03Woo!

00:03:04Ha ha

00:03:09She gone?

00:03:10Good day so far?

00:03:12Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same

00:03:15You?

00:03:16Today's young

00:03:17Lost me again at the end

00:03:20Anything can happen

00:03:23Not today, Southspot

00:03:24That's a nice try though

00:03:26How gorgeous are these two? I mean, hashtag life goals, am I right you guys? But, um, no, seriously, okay guys, we're all part of this gorgeous...

00:03:53No, come on, throw me a bone, this isn't the day for moderation

00:03:57It's not good wine, I don't care

00:04:00Okay, I decided to google the two most important things about marriage, love and commitment

00:04:05Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone

00:04:09And we all know these two little freaks are fine in that department, right?

00:04:12And commitment is the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause, activity, etc.

00:04:24Oh, she's done!

00:04:26Woo!

00:04:28Thank you!

00:04:29I love you guys

00:04:30Um, so without further ado, I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister of the bride, Sarah

00:04:35Get on up there, Peanut

00:04:40No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech

00:04:42Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor

00:04:44It's, it's, it's your main job

00:04:46She's been drinking, Howard

00:04:48Sarah

00:04:54Bonsoir, mi familia!

00:04:56Mavia, et amici

00:04:59Who is that?

00:05:00Niles, what are you doing?

00:05:01Going in for the safe, babe! I'd like to share my thoughts on love

00:05:03What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:05:07Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you're six guys

00:05:08Musty's boyfriend

00:05:09Why is he dressed for a luau?

00:05:10Oh my god

00:05:12We are born...

00:05:15Lost

00:05:17Then...

00:05:18We're found

00:05:20But...

00:05:21We're all just lost, am I right?

00:05:22Oh my god

00:05:24However...

00:05:25darkness comes light. Tala Ann Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trenchleafen, who do not look like siblings,

00:05:34you see their optimism, their selflessness, it's in their blood. And Tala, there's something that

00:05:42a lot of people here don't know about you, but they should. I hope you don't mind. It's not just

00:05:48time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes. She has also donated of herself.

00:05:55Bone marrow. That's right. She gave hers to her baby brother, Nico, saving his life.

00:06:05But now it's time for us to give to you. Here you are, standing on the precipice of something so much

00:06:15bigger than anyone here. And it may be frightening and filled with doubt, but always remember,

00:06:21you are not alone. Everyone here is your family. We are your world, and we will cheer you on with

00:06:31delight in our eyes as you achieve your wildest dreams. So raise a glass.

00:06:36We may be born lost, but now you are found. Cheers.

00:06:51Wait, what? Let's dance.

00:06:58Take a drum, man. Take a drum, man. The world is whiting. Take a drum, man. Take a drum, man.

00:07:09The world is whiting. Take a drum, man.

00:07:13I already told you no earlier. Randy, what makes you think that I changed my mind?

00:07:19I know you've had more to drink.

00:07:21You can't say that to me, man.

00:07:23Whatever. I don't need a lecture.

00:07:24I know you've had a lecture.

00:07:41I know you've had more to stop going.

00:07:46I know you've had more to take a drum like that.

00:08:18What are you smelling?

00:08:29Orchid Explosion by Fournier, right?

00:08:33Yeah. That's very weird.

00:08:36Well, I know my hair mist. I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.

00:08:40Well, I don't like it. Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year, and if I didn't wear it, she'd murder me.

00:08:46Yeah, makes sense.

00:08:46Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar.

00:08:49Thank you. I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip.

00:08:54Or you might just be an alcoholic.

00:08:56Could be.

00:09:00Cheers.

00:09:01Cheers.

00:09:04You're Misty's boyfriend?

00:09:05I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. I'm Sarah.

00:09:08Niles.

00:09:09Hi.

00:09:10Hi.

00:09:10So what's your deal? You don't dance?

00:09:14Plantar fasciitis, actually.

00:09:15Ah, respect.

00:09:17Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life than you can imagine.

00:09:22You might be surprised.

00:09:23And I have to say that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard.

00:09:29It's your crown.

00:09:30Wow.

00:09:35That feels good.

00:09:37Yeah, I bet.

00:09:39But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said.

00:09:41Not a word of it.

00:09:43We're all fucking alone.

00:09:43Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe go someplace where we could be alone, do you?

00:09:53Wow.

00:09:54That is very forward of you.

00:09:58What's your rush?

00:10:00Well, it's just, you know, your dad and your mom are about...

00:10:04Stepmom and mom's dead.

00:10:05Oh.

00:10:06Yeah, well, um, they're about to sing a song, and I, I just can't handle that right now.

00:10:12And, uh, what would Misty think about us running off together?

00:10:19I have a feeling she'd be okay with it.

00:10:21Oh my God, we're so bad.

00:10:22We're so bad.

00:10:23Oh my God.

00:10:26I can't say I ever liked her.

00:10:28Yeah, she has her moments, but this one hurts.

00:10:31Why don't you go in there and stop them?

00:10:33Trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.

00:10:36Say something about your name to me.

00:10:40Well.

00:10:42If it makes you feel any better, my whole family is embarrassed by me.

00:10:48They all see me as a, uh, as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.

00:10:52Why would they think that?

00:10:54Because I fuck around and drink too much.

00:10:55Hmm.

00:10:57Which they tell me all the time.

00:10:59And then they, uh, try to take care of me, and it is absolutely suffocating.

00:11:05Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help.

00:11:07Exactly.

00:11:08I can spend for myself.

00:11:09Of course you can.

00:11:10You don't need a leg up.

00:11:12Hold my leg up.

00:11:12Oh.

00:11:14That was weird.

00:11:16This is so fucked up.

00:11:18So fucked up.

00:11:20It's kind of hot, though.

00:11:22Don't you kiss me.

00:11:23Don't you tell me what to do.

00:11:26Hold on.

00:11:33Come on.

00:11:37I can't.

00:11:38I give up.

00:11:39I just...

00:11:40Will you just please take off your clothes?

00:11:42Yeah, you got it.

00:11:43Yeah.

00:11:44Ha, nice.

00:11:48Yeah.

00:11:56Ha!

00:11:56Yeah, yeah.

00:12:00You wear underwear under your bathing suit?

00:12:03Yeah, doesn't everybody?

00:12:05Ah!

00:12:07Ow!

00:12:08Fuck!

00:12:08What the fuck is happening?

00:12:09I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit!

00:12:11Oh my god!

00:12:16What the fuck?

00:12:17What the fuck is happening?

00:12:19Oh my god!

00:12:20Holy fucking shit!

00:12:24What?

00:12:26The fuck?

00:12:35You're a sick fuck, Roy!

00:12:41Keep running, shitbird.

00:13:02I will always find you.

00:13:04I will always find you.

00:13:34No, stop!

00:13:38Don't come in here!

00:13:40Are you okay?

00:13:41Don't come in here!

00:13:44Wake up!

00:13:47Good morning!

00:13:56That's a good leg.

00:13:58Okay, fine.

00:14:00But we have to be fast.

00:14:01Oh man, oh man, oh man, yes man, stupidity.

00:14:16Is she gone?

00:14:17Good day so far?

00:14:18Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.

00:14:21You?

00:14:22Today's young.

00:14:23Ask me again at the end.

00:14:26Anything can happen.

00:14:27What the fuck did you do to me?

00:14:32What the fuck did you do to me?

00:14:35Hey, come here.

00:14:37Get out of the water!

00:14:38Get out of the water!

00:14:42Get out of the water!

00:14:44Tell me what the fuck is going on!

00:14:56You're a sick fuck, Roy!

00:15:08Niles?

00:15:10Niles?

00:15:10No, stop!

00:15:11Don't come in here!

00:15:12Are you okay?

00:15:13Don't come in here!

00:15:18Hello?

00:15:28What the fuck?

00:15:30It's gonna be a beautiful wedding!

00:15:53What the fuck?

00:15:55Oh, there you are!

00:16:03Tala!

00:16:04I found Sarah!

00:16:06We were looking for you all morning, honey.

00:16:09Okay.

00:16:10Come on!

00:16:13Are you all right?

00:16:15Yeah.

00:16:16Sarah, peanut.

00:16:19You must have gotten up early.

00:16:21I checked your room at six.

00:16:22Yeah, I went on a hike.

00:16:27Well, you look exhausted.

00:16:29Stay hydrated.

00:16:30Dad, is this...

00:16:31This is, uh...

00:16:32This is really happening, right?

00:16:35I...

00:16:36I don't understand your question.

00:16:38This...

00:16:39This day already happened.

00:16:43What are you saying?

00:16:45It felt real.

00:16:46It felt so real.

00:16:50Are you on drugs again?

00:16:58What the fuck did you do to me?

00:17:01Hey, come here.

00:17:02I'm not gonna hurt you.

00:17:04Just get out of the water.

00:17:04Come here.

00:17:05Get out of the water.

00:17:10Tell me what the fuck is going on.

00:17:13Sarah!

00:17:14Oh, my God!

00:17:15What are you doing?

00:17:17Look.

00:17:18Whoops.

00:17:19Oh, my God.

00:17:20You're okay.

00:17:21You're okay.

00:17:22Oh, my God!

00:17:23Jerry, give me the teeth.

00:17:24Oh, God.

00:17:25The three front teeth are pretty much broken off.

00:17:27There's one full canine.

00:17:29This is, like, a big day for everyone.

00:17:31This is a big day for me, too.

00:17:32Oh, my God.

00:17:33The wedding is today.

00:17:34It's been six hours.

00:17:35Sarah!

00:17:35Why are you standing there like a freak?

00:17:37Why were you in the pool?

00:17:38This doesn't make any sense.

00:17:40This doesn't make any fucking sense.

00:17:41Sarah!

00:17:42You're...

00:17:42What happened?

00:17:43You can't see me.

00:17:44What happened?

00:17:45Is she okay?

00:17:45Hey!

00:17:46Get out!

00:17:47She'll be okay!

00:17:48I'm taking Tala into town.

00:17:50This dentist lose teeth.

00:17:53I love you, Daddy!

00:17:56Oh, God!

00:17:57Sarah, you're thinking it worse!

00:17:58Sarah, no!

00:18:04I guess you followed me.

00:18:07What's going on?

00:18:10I tried to stop you.

00:18:11But what is this?

00:18:15When is this?

00:18:16Yeah.

00:18:18About that.

00:18:19So, this is today.

00:18:23Today is yesterday.

00:18:25And tomorrow is also today.

00:18:28It's one of those infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.

00:18:33That I might have heard about.

00:18:36Yeah.

00:18:37How do I stop it?

00:18:37I don't want tomorrow to be today.

00:18:39I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.

00:18:40Right.

00:18:41That's natural.

00:18:43Uh, unfortunately, that's never gonna happen.

00:18:46Tomorrow will always and forever now be today.

00:18:50So.

00:18:53Right.

00:18:53Uh, how about this?

00:18:59Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine.

00:19:03Which way is that cave?

00:19:07You don't want to go there.

00:19:08You don't want to go there?

00:19:38Please, where is it?

00:19:52You gotta wait.

00:19:54Oh my god, fuck you, just tell me.

00:20:02Where?

00:20:05I told you.

00:20:08You gotta wait.

00:20:10What?

00:20:12Where, where is it?

00:20:15Wait for it.

00:20:17Almost.

00:20:21I am the Antichrist.

00:20:23I'm just kidding, there is no god.

00:20:38The earthquake happens every day, but, check it out, it opens up the cave.

00:20:47You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there.

00:20:49Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning.

00:20:53Same thing if you stick around.

00:20:55The second you fall asleep, it all just goes back to the start.

00:20:59But will this day end?

00:21:01If I go in there?

00:21:02Sure, for you.

00:21:04You're wasting your time!

00:21:08It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

00:21:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:21:21Wake up.

00:21:26Good morning!

00:21:28Good morning!

00:21:29Good morning!

00:21:30Good morning!

00:21:31She didn't leave a note.

00:21:52Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.

00:21:54Don't say that.

00:22:01She's scared of what?

00:22:05Families, weddings, intimacy, melanoma, nanotech,

00:22:09round-the-clock surveillance, sauce.

00:22:14She'll be back.

00:22:20And how gorgeous are these two?

00:22:22I mean, hashtag life goals, am I right, you guys?

00:22:27Oh, but, um, no, seriously.

00:22:30Okay, guys, I know this is supposed to be, like, five minutes.

00:22:32Fire, fire, fire!

00:22:34Yeah!

00:22:35Yeah, yeah, yeah!

00:22:37We're staying awake, yeah!

00:22:38Yeah!

00:23:00It's going to be a beautiful wedding!

00:23:16I'm coming!

00:23:17I'm coming!

00:23:18Oh, my God!

00:23:19Sarah?

00:23:19Oh, excuse me.

00:23:20Hi.

00:23:21Wake up.

00:23:22Sarah, what the hell are you doing?

00:23:24Sarah, what are you doing?

00:23:25Get dressed.

00:23:26I can't be here anymore.

00:23:29Oh, my God.

00:23:31Are you fucking cheating on me?

00:23:34No.

00:23:35You're cheating on me, you goof.

00:23:40Wait, what?

00:23:43I don't know what it is.

00:23:45It could be life.

00:23:45It could be death.

00:23:47It might be a dream.

00:23:48I might be imagining you.

00:23:49You might be imagining me.

00:23:50It could be purgatory or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in.

00:23:53I don't know.

00:23:54So I decided a while ago to sort of give up and stop trying to make sense of things altogether

00:24:01because the only way to really live in this is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.

00:24:07Well, then what's the point of living?

00:24:09Well, we kind of have no choice but to live.

00:24:13So I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.

00:24:20So we can't die?

00:24:21No, the loop just starts over.

00:24:23There might be some way to kill yourself, but I haven't figured it out.

00:24:26And I've done a lot of suicides.

00:24:29So many.

00:24:31No.

00:24:32No, I'm going to get out of this.

00:24:37All right.

00:24:38Suit yourself.

00:24:41What are you doing?

00:24:42Bracing for a quick death.

00:24:43I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.

00:24:48There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.

00:24:55We could just skip this whole phase.

00:24:57Go get a beer, you know?

00:25:00We're not.

00:25:01Whatever.

00:25:04See you tomorrow.

00:25:05Wake up.

00:25:11So, as I was saying, you just have to find peace, you know?

00:25:19I drove all the way back home to Austin, and I still woke up here.

00:25:24That's how it works.

00:25:25And one time I smoked a bunch of crystal and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.

00:25:29It was a huge waste of time.

00:25:32They detained me as soon as I got off the plane.

00:25:33I was acting a little odd.

00:25:36And then I passed out in a couple of minutes.

00:25:38Woke up back here.

00:25:40Whoop!

00:25:42Darla, you and me, a hundred bucks.

00:25:46Who the fuck are you?

00:25:49Don't you know how to hustle, kid?

00:25:51I'm an honest man, Darla.

00:25:53You're going to lose this game.

00:25:55But you can keep your money.

00:25:58Ah!

00:25:58Oh, my God.

00:25:59Who was the guy that was hunting you?

00:26:02Fuck.

00:26:11That was Roy.

00:26:13He was a guest at the wedding.

00:26:16Abe's dad's cousin of the Shaliefen clan.

00:26:20That's about all I know about the dude.

00:26:22Yeah, but why was he trying to kill you?

00:26:25One night, a very long time ago, I partied with Roy.

00:26:38I mean, this was back in the early days, before I had really acquainted myself with everyone.

00:26:42Yeah, I...

00:26:42I was just feeling my way through it.

00:26:44Tuna?

00:26:45Yes, sir.

00:26:45I know you know, but you don't know that I know.

00:26:54Or do you know?

00:26:55Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring?

00:26:57What?

00:26:57Are you being a dick to the bartender?

00:27:01I would like a Moscato, please.

00:27:02Sure.

00:27:04What might have been and what has been point to one end, which is always present.

00:27:11Second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please.

00:27:13I like your hat.

00:27:23Of course you do.

00:27:26Thank you, man.

00:27:29To the struggle.

00:27:35Confucius said marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow that makes you forget who you are.

00:27:39He did not.

00:27:40But there is a bottom, my friend, and it is a fucking dark place.

00:27:50What do you say, man?

00:27:51You want to dance a little bit?

00:27:55Okay.

00:27:56You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?

00:27:59Trevor.

00:28:00He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.

00:28:02Tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share money.

00:28:05But tonight is not about me.

00:28:10You're right.

00:28:12Got him.

00:28:14I don't know what that was.

00:28:18Oi, open up you cunts.

00:28:19Give me the shit back.

00:28:20Come on.

00:28:21Go on, you stuff.

00:28:23Rescue.

00:28:24Yeah, we're in shit.

00:28:25We're in shit.

00:28:26We are out of shit.

00:28:27We are out of shit.

00:28:28You're alive.

00:28:30Oi, come on.

00:28:31Get rid of that municipal �aker.

00:28:32This is the greatest night of my life.

00:28:57I wish I could just live out here forever.

00:29:02Follow me.

00:29:07What is it?

00:29:09Your ancestors are in there.

00:29:11My ancestors are in there?

00:29:14Your answers are the answers you're looking for.

00:29:18Oh, okay.

00:29:19That's totally a different thing, but...

00:29:23I'm in.

00:29:27I didn't think too much.

00:29:29All right, Roy, wait, wait.

00:29:35Roy?

00:29:36That was a mistake.

00:29:38When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly.

00:29:42Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, so he only comes around once every

00:29:45few days, four weeks.

00:29:49I don't know.

00:29:49My sense of time is a little fuzzy.

00:29:51But what does he want?

00:29:52I think he thinks it's revenge.

00:29:55Run, rabbit, run!

00:29:58He may have some anger issues.

00:30:01You said you didn't want the date in!

00:30:06What's that smell?

00:30:08No, no, no, no, no, no!

00:30:09So, I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.

00:30:16Amen to that.

00:30:18I tied my tubes at 40.

00:30:20Yeah.

00:30:21You have to confront him, right?

00:30:22I mean, you cannot keep running from this person forever.

00:30:25What are you talking about?

00:30:26Of course I can't.

00:30:31Hey, come on.

00:30:32Burrito truck just opened.

00:30:33Hey!

00:30:34That's for you.

00:30:35Keep the change, okay?

00:30:36But you have to promise me you're going to spend it all today.

00:30:41You know that's a scam.

00:30:42Of course, yeah.

00:30:43I just like to give back whenever I can.

00:30:46You know, material matters don't really concern me.

00:30:48With the exception of booze and burritos and designer drugs and candy.

00:30:52Obviously, I'm not a Puritan.

00:30:54And sex, I assume.

00:30:55You fuck other people in here?

00:30:56Great question.

00:30:57You must, right?

00:30:58I have, but, you know, it takes a lot of work.

00:31:01And I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible.

00:31:04Huh.

00:31:07Have we roped up?

00:31:08No.

00:31:09At least I don't think so.

00:31:11So, like, who else?

00:31:13Right.

00:31:13Uh, well...

00:31:14Besides Misty.

00:31:15Daisy, the barkeep.

00:31:16You know, I once hit a guy with his car.

00:31:21Oh, yeah?

00:31:23I don't think he ever walked again.

00:31:26Oh.

00:31:28Darla.

00:31:29Oh.

00:31:30If you insist.

00:31:32I bet that was great.

00:31:33You would have bet right.

00:31:34What about Tala?

00:31:34No.

00:31:35But I have tried.

00:31:38May I cut in?

00:31:38It's the first dance.

00:31:42And that's a deal breaker?

00:31:44And that didn't work?

00:31:45It was a big swing.

00:31:46Right.

00:31:47Who else?

00:31:48Hey!

00:31:50There you go.

00:31:52You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?

00:31:53Well, he fucked me.

00:31:55He put his penis in my butthole.

00:31:56Yeah, I know how it works.

00:31:57I'm really glad I tried it.

00:31:58He's a sweet guy.

00:32:00Nice shot.

00:32:00And that's it?

00:32:02That's all you got?

00:32:03Oh.

00:32:05Your dad.

00:32:07What are we doing?

00:32:11I don't know.

00:32:12Nah, I'm just kidding.

00:32:13Oh, my God.

00:32:15I got you, though.

00:32:16You did.

00:32:17What about you?

00:32:18What's going on with your sex life?

00:32:19Nice try.

00:32:22Hmm?

00:32:24I'm not going to sleep with you.

00:32:26You asked me about mine.

00:32:27I was just being courteous.

00:32:28I mean, I might have the other night.

00:32:30I, you know, I would have.

00:32:31But not now, though.

00:32:33Yeah.

00:32:34I was thinking the exact same thing.

00:32:36You know?

00:32:36We're going to be seeing each other all the time.

00:32:38Let's just keep it simple.

00:32:39Don't overcomplicate it.

00:32:43We've never had sex?

00:32:45Again, my memory is pretty shot,

00:32:47but I don't think so.

00:32:49Anyways, I think the party's going to start pretty soon.

00:32:51You want to head back?

00:32:52Is that a joke?

00:32:55No.

00:32:56Why would I do that?

00:32:57I don't know.

00:32:58Eat, drink, dance, bask in love.

00:33:00That is not love.

00:33:00Of course it is.

00:33:01Tala's in love.

00:33:02No, you don't actually know what you're talking about.

00:33:04We, you, me, everyone.

00:33:05Everyone we know.

00:33:06Nobody can stand the idea of being alone.

00:33:11So we buy into this pageantry and celebrate.

00:33:16It's bullshit.

00:33:18All right, so no wedding then.

00:33:20Where do you want to go?

00:33:22Oh, my God.

00:33:25Maybe it's a karma thing.

00:33:27What is?

00:33:28Yeah.

00:33:28What if it's like, to get out of this,

00:33:31you have to be selfless and then you're free?

00:33:34I just bought a $100 candy bar and I'm still here.

00:33:36Yeah, but not like that.

00:33:37Like, real acts of selflessness,

00:33:39like the bone marrow shit that Tala does.

00:33:40You know, look, what if, oh, my God,

00:33:42what if life just keeps going for everyone else here

00:33:44but not you and me until we've earned our way out?

00:33:46You've really never thought about this before?

00:33:48Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse.

00:33:50All right, fine.

00:33:51Let's say you're right and that would work.

00:33:53What's the most selfless act you can think of?

00:33:56Something that would guarantee this day to end.

00:33:59And I have full faith in your abilities

00:34:06to keep the boat afloat.

00:34:12And now, old mate Abe, he's going to say his vows.

00:34:16Actually, just, sorry, hold on one second.

00:34:19Take that.

00:34:20Take that.

00:34:50Are you joking right now?

00:35:05All right, get down, get down, get down.

00:35:12Hey, hey, this place is, get off me, get off me.

00:35:16I should never have left the Great Lakes.

00:35:18This place is a nightmare.

00:35:19It's all right, Randy, everything is great.

00:35:22Sorry.

00:35:23Uh, well, the gods have spoken

00:35:24and they approved this marriage.

00:35:30What the hell did you say to her?

00:35:32Sister stuff, but I think I'm good.

00:35:34Selflessness is just, it's fantastic.

00:35:37Right.

00:35:37Uh-oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey.

00:35:45Alan, well, Niles, this has been great.

00:35:48Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting.

00:35:51And hey, in all your future loops,

00:35:53please keep me out of that fucking cave.

00:35:57And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.

00:36:02Deal with him.

00:36:04Yeah.

00:36:04That could be your way out.

00:36:06Well, you seem to have it all figured out.

00:36:07Good luck.

00:36:08Coming.

00:36:12Oh, Sarah?

00:36:14Didn't work.

00:36:15Life is meaningless.

00:36:16Let's get the fuck out of here.

00:36:18Oh, my God.

00:36:21Are you fucking cheating on me?

00:36:24What?

00:36:25What?

00:36:26This isn't funny.

00:36:27This isn't funny.

00:36:28Okay, stop.

00:36:30I'm serious.

00:36:31Stop copying me.

00:36:33Stop pretending like you know everything.

00:36:35Okay, I'm gonna go.

00:36:39Wait, what?

00:36:41And what is this place?

00:36:42This is kind of a safe house for me.

00:36:45The family who lives here is out of town.

00:36:47I don't know when they're coming back, but it's not today.

00:36:56Let's waste some time.

00:36:57Hey, what's the mustache?

00:37:11Break my wife run off with.

00:37:12The ocean will help us fall.

00:37:18The ocean will help us fall.

00:37:28Dark woman in my cup of burning.

00:37:31Woman, I have been down.

00:37:34Woo!

00:37:36Dark woman like I'm at the breathing.

00:37:40Woman, I can't be down.

00:37:41Ah, stop doing that!

00:37:45The ocean will help us fall.

00:37:47The ocean will help us fall.

00:37:54Cold car, sick of death and nothing.

00:37:56This fucking crazy!

00:37:58The ocean will help us fall.

00:38:01Uh-oh.

00:38:01What the hell?

00:38:31What the hell?

00:39:01Sarah, where have you been?

00:39:05Tala's pissed.

00:39:06I missed you.

00:39:08What?

00:39:09I want you to meet me in the bathroom.

00:39:11Uh, alright.

00:39:13And I want you to wear this.

00:39:17Oh, um, sure.

00:39:21Can I keep my shirt on?

00:39:26Oh, no!

00:39:29Oh, no!

00:39:31And there's flames coming off the back and everything?

00:39:39Oh, yeah.

00:39:40It's such an awesome car.

00:39:41How close are you sticking to my sketch?

00:39:42I stepped to it exactly.

00:39:44You're gonna love it.

00:39:45Awesome.

00:39:45It looks really cool.

00:39:46Wait!

00:39:53Wait!

00:39:53Stop!

00:39:54There's a bomb in the cake.

00:39:56Don't worry.

00:39:57I used to be a bomb guy.

00:40:00Everyone stand back!

00:40:03Oh, my God!

00:40:06Try out, you son of a bitch!

00:40:09You ruined my plans!

00:40:11Sarah, the sister of the bride, and based on her accent, from Origins Unknown, I'll take

00:40:17her dead or alive.

00:40:18Put the weapon down.

00:40:20Fine.

00:40:20Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat that...

00:40:22Oh, my God!

00:40:24Niles!

00:40:25How's it going?

00:40:26Is it good?

00:40:27Yeah, it looks really good.

00:40:27And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for?

00:40:30Yeah.

00:40:31And are you getting the jizz right?

00:40:32Dotted lines, straight across.

00:40:34Ready?

00:40:35Yeah.

00:40:39Ta-da!

00:40:42Wow!

00:40:44That's beautiful.

00:40:46I'm not that old, though, am I?

00:40:57Think of it like this.

00:41:07Everything in this void, the space where the candy bar once was, but is now in my stomach,

00:41:14is the past.

00:41:16Mm-hmm.

00:41:16And everything that's remaining is the future encased in chocolate.

00:41:21Mm-hmm.

00:41:21I have no interest in this emptiness.

00:41:24You know, the who, what, why of your past.

00:41:28You got here.

00:41:28That's all that matters.

00:41:29But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter.

00:41:33It does.

00:41:35You have to know the whole package.

00:41:37I disagree.

00:41:38This.

00:41:40The next bite.

00:41:43That's all that matters.

00:41:48I was married for two years.

00:41:54I knew it wasn't going to work.

00:41:57I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes.

00:41:59I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him.

00:42:02I knew it wasn't going to work out as I walked down the aisle.

00:42:08But I went through with it, and it didn't work out.

00:42:13Now, ignoring all that would make me destined to repeat it.

00:42:29What about you?

00:42:32Hmm.

00:42:34Are you going to tell me anything about it?

00:42:38There's nothing.

00:42:39What about your life before you got stuck in here?

00:42:41What was your job?

00:42:54I honestly can't remember.

00:42:57Oh, my God.

00:42:57That's bullshit, Niles.

00:42:58No, I'm serious.

00:43:01Wow.

00:43:02It's been such a long time.

00:43:06I'm serious.

00:43:11These are fantastic mushrooms.

00:43:20Yeah.

00:43:23Too bad we're doing them in such a shithole, though.

00:43:26I am not a fan of this magical desert.

00:43:29Well, then I just feel sorry for you.

00:43:32Yeah?

00:43:32Uh-huh.

00:43:33Oh, wow.

00:43:35Well, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean that you care about me, Niles.

00:43:38In what?

00:43:39No.

00:43:40In what?

00:43:41What?

00:43:41No.

00:43:42When I say that I feel sorry, it's like, it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry

00:43:48that, you know, I finished one beer, and now I have to open a new one.

00:43:53You know, now I'm not sorry anymore.

00:43:56It's just a fleeting feeling.

00:43:59Right.

00:43:59It drifts away, just like, uh, they all do.

00:44:07What do you mean, it just drifts away?

00:44:11Like they all do.

00:44:14Like what has drifted away?

00:44:15Everything.

00:44:32Anyways.

00:44:34Cheers.

00:44:37To pretending not to care.

00:44:40I like that.

00:44:41I know you do.

00:44:42To pretending.

00:44:53That's Nile.

00:44:57My God.

00:44:59Do you see them, too?

00:45:02Are they real?

00:45:04Who cares?

00:45:12Night.

00:45:29Night.

00:45:33Night.

00:45:34Night.

00:45:35Night.

00:45:36Night.

00:45:37Night.

00:45:38Night.

00:45:39Night.

00:45:40Night.

00:45:41Night.

00:45:42Night.

00:45:42Niles, let's just get it over with.

00:45:53Okay.

00:46:09What?

00:46:12No, I just...

00:46:28Just love you.

00:46:42It's going to be a beautiful wedding.

00:47:12Hey, um, sorry, you, um, you should probably go, you know, before somebody sees you.

00:47:42Hmm.

00:47:46Sarah?

00:47:47Yeah.

00:47:53Gotta say...

00:47:56I kind of felt...

00:47:58a little different this morning.

00:48:01Like...

00:48:04I'm kind of good.

00:48:07Because last night...

00:48:14Oh, yeah.

00:48:16Yeah.

00:48:18Is that a yeah of regret, or...?

00:48:23Yeah, it was fun.

00:48:25It was fun.

00:48:27Yeah, sounds like it.

00:48:30I can't keep waking up in here.

00:48:36Yeah, waking up is always weird.

00:48:39But, you know...

00:48:42Going to bed maybe just got a little better.

00:48:44Right?

00:48:45This cop's been following us.

00:48:47For miles.

00:48:49Right?

00:48:51Do you want to talk about it, or...?

00:48:54The cop?

00:48:55No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night.

00:48:58You said we should have sex, and then we had sex.

00:49:00What's there to talk about?

00:49:03It's all meaningless.

00:49:04Right?

00:49:05I mean...

00:49:08I hope it's not all meaningless.

00:49:13So what, we're just littering now?

00:49:14God.

00:49:15Nothing.

00:49:16What is this guy's deal?

00:49:18Oh, there we go.

00:49:28Finally.

00:49:29What are you doing?

00:49:30You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before.

00:49:32Yeah.

00:49:33And I'm very curious to see what it's all about.

00:49:35Aren't you?

00:49:36No.

00:49:37No, no, no, no.

00:49:38Don't.

00:49:39I think it might be him.

00:49:40Him?

00:49:41Roy.

00:49:42Who the fucker?

00:49:47Don't stop!

00:49:48If you're not going to take care of this, someone has to.

00:49:51No.

00:49:52Someone doesn't have to.

00:49:53We've been over this.

00:49:54I'm serious.

00:49:55I'm serious.

00:49:56Help!

00:49:58He's trying to kill me!

00:50:01He's trying to kill me!

00:50:04He's trying to kill me!

00:50:06Sir, step out of the vehicle with your hands up.

00:50:13Is that him?

00:50:14Sir, you do not comply.

00:50:16I'll have no choice but to remove you my force.

00:50:24Uh, okay!

00:50:28I'm coming out!

00:50:33Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman.

00:50:35I thought you were someone else.

00:50:39You should always go with that first instinct, shitbird.

00:50:48Hi, Roy.

00:50:58Did you call for backup?

00:51:00Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

00:51:02Oh, come on, relax.

00:51:03I just, uh...

00:51:04I just clipped him.

00:51:05You did not just clip him!

00:51:06Well, he's a fucking sadist!

00:51:07I was just saving you!

00:51:08You should be thanking me!

00:51:09He was gonna kill you!

00:51:10Okay, well, no thank you!

00:51:12Freeze!

00:51:13Put your hands above your head!

00:51:14Suck my dick, officer, bitch!

00:51:15Seriously, man, just leave us alone.

00:51:17Are you gonna fucking tase me, fuckface?

00:51:18Oh, oh, oh, yeah, go ahead and tase me!

00:51:20Come on, just do it!

00:51:25I'm touching your bike!

00:51:26Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!

00:51:28Who the fuck you said?

00:51:30What the hell is going on with you?

00:51:32What?

00:51:33You got a little out of hand.

00:51:36You think?

00:51:37Sorry.

00:51:39The pain is real.

00:51:41Why can't you understand that?

00:51:42It doesn't matter.

00:51:43Nothing matters, right?

00:51:45Those are your words.

00:51:46No, pain matters.

00:51:47What we do to other people matters.

00:51:49Being a source of terror is not fun, okay?

00:51:51It's not fulfilling.

00:51:52I know this from experience.

00:51:54It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember.

00:51:56We remember.

00:51:57We have to deal with the things that we do.

00:51:58Oh, my God.

00:51:59Cry me a river, Niles.

00:52:00You were never gonna deal with him.

00:52:01I actually did you a favor, so fuck you.

00:52:03No, Sarah.

00:52:04Fuck you.

00:52:05Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child,

00:52:07which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with.

00:52:10Ow!

00:52:11See? A child.

00:52:12Shut the fuck up over there!

00:52:13I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it.

00:52:17I tried to stop you!

00:52:19Or don't you remember?

00:52:20I said, stop! Don't come in!

00:52:21But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do.

00:52:23She's got it all figured out.

00:52:24Are you serious right now?

00:52:26I followed you into that cave because I liked you,

00:52:28and someone was trying to hurt you because I give a shit,

00:52:31which is something that you clearly know nothing about.

00:52:34If I had known that I was going to be stuck with a pretentious sad boy

00:52:39for the rest of eternity,

00:52:41I would have stayed so far away from you,

00:52:44and I sure as hell would never have fucked you.

00:52:46Ow.

00:52:47He's fucked like a thousand times.

00:52:51What?

00:52:52What?

00:53:00What did you say?

00:53:01What did... I didn't say...

00:53:02Answer me!

00:53:10I lied, okay?

00:53:11We did hook up before.

00:53:13A lot.

00:53:14All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.

00:53:19But it was different then.

00:53:20It was always just going to reset.

00:53:22And then you got stuck in here and...

00:53:25I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't want to tell you.

00:53:30So I didn't.

00:53:31Okay?

00:53:32I'm getting out of this day.

00:53:33Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?

00:53:35Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!

00:53:36Sarah!

00:53:37Sarah!

00:53:38Sarah!

00:53:39Sarah!

00:53:40Sarah!

00:53:41Sarah!

00:53:42Sarah!

00:53:43Sarah!

00:53:44Sarah!

00:53:45Sarah!

00:53:46Sarah!

00:53:47Sarah!

00:53:49Sarah!

00:53:50Sarah!

00:53:51I'm sorry.

00:53:52Okay?

00:53:53Sarah!

00:53:54Sarah!

00:53:55Sarah!

00:53:56Sarah!

00:53:57Hey, Pia, what room is Sarah staying in?

00:54:08Misty's boyfriend. Come on.

00:54:09Oh, okay, right, right, sorry.

00:54:11Um, her room is second to last down the hall.

00:54:14But she isn't in there.

00:54:15Where is she?

00:54:16No one knows.

00:54:17Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.

00:54:19Um, so did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night?

00:54:29She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere.

00:54:32Niles, what are you doing?

00:54:33Sarah, come on out.

00:54:36Come on out.

00:54:38Wake up.

00:54:42Sarah?

00:54:43Sarah?

00:54:46Sarah?

00:54:49Wake up.

00:54:53Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.

00:54:56Oh, don't say that.

00:54:57Now, Howard, once again, Pia is right.

00:55:01Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.

00:55:05Who are you?

00:55:07Misty's boyfriend.

00:55:12Wake up.

00:55:14Where is she?

00:55:15Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this?

00:55:17Okay, maybe you didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?

00:55:19I don't feel safe with him in the house.

00:55:21I feel like we should call the cops.

00:55:22That's, like, honestly, I don't feel safe anymore.

00:55:26And how gorgeous are these two?

00:55:28Hashtag life goals are right, guys?

00:55:31We're so bad.

00:55:33Oh, my leg.

00:55:34Wake up.

00:55:35Air Force reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.

00:55:37Randy, you have the best stories.

00:55:38I know.

00:55:40Hey!

00:55:41Oh, my God!

00:55:43The wedding guy's here!

00:55:45Hey!

00:55:45Wake up, man.

00:55:47Yeah!

00:55:47I need a breather.

00:55:48Can I have a plate?

00:55:49Please, go for it.

00:55:50I brought it for you, man.

00:55:52Misty's boyfriend, are you in on this?

00:55:54Yeah.

00:55:58That's a hard no.

00:55:59Okay.

00:55:59All right.

00:56:00Well, don't mind if I do.

00:56:02That's good, right?

00:56:03Oh, my God.

00:56:04Now he's married, man.

00:56:09Watch him go back to the wedding.

00:56:11Duff, I never want to be married.

00:56:13You okay, dude?

00:56:14Did you two sleep in here last night?

00:56:16No, Tyler's all about that no sleeping together before marriage thing, so Abe took it.

00:56:20Why?

00:56:21Abe slept here last night.

00:56:23Yeah.

00:56:23What's up?

00:56:27Baby.

00:56:28You're so fucking beautiful.

00:56:30Abraham, you slick fuck.

00:56:32I get it.

00:56:33Uh, excuse me?

00:56:35You and Sarah.

00:56:36It all makes sense now.

00:56:38What's he talking about?

00:56:39Your sister and Abraham boned each other.

00:56:42She wakes up with him every single day and then probably sneaks out in the morning.

00:56:47God, no wonder she hates herself.

00:56:48Here, smell this from Abe's room.

00:56:50Shut up and sit down.

00:56:51You're drunk.

00:56:52Niles, what are you doing?

00:56:53Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.

00:56:54That isn't true, is it?

00:56:56What?

00:56:57No, no.

00:56:58This guy's been drunk all day.

00:56:59That may be accurate.

00:57:01However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion

00:57:06by Fournier, the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.

00:57:09Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?

00:57:13Oh my god.

00:57:15I didn't think so.

00:57:17Get the fuck out of here, okay?

00:57:19Abe, let's take a walk.

00:57:20You don't actually believe this guy, do you?

00:57:22You cheated on your fiancé the night before your wedding with her sister?

00:57:25And you know what?

00:57:26Fuck all of you.

00:57:28Sarah's a good person.

00:57:29But for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you.

00:57:34Come here.

00:57:37Stay back.

00:57:40Trying to ruin my wife, huh?

00:57:42Come on, let's go.

00:57:43Misty's boyfriend!

00:57:54Oh, wow.

00:57:55Oh my god, oh my god!

00:57:57Oh my god, is there a fork in my face?

00:57:59Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite the mother and the father of the bride

00:58:11for a one-night special performance.

00:58:16Tala, you know that I'm not great with words, but I do love you more than anything.

00:58:22So we're going to perform a number that I sung to Howard on our wedding night.

00:58:28It's a song that I want you two to remember.

00:58:30When you fall into hard times, love can get you through anything.

00:58:35And this is a lover's concerto.

00:58:39How gentle is the rain that falls softly on the man?

00:58:46I don't...

00:58:47I miss her, Jerry.

00:58:57Who?

00:58:58Sarah.

00:59:01Wilder?

00:59:03Oh.

00:59:05I didn't know you knew her.

00:59:14I love her.

00:59:18I see.

00:59:20That's interesting.

00:59:21Wake up.

00:59:30Wake up.

00:59:32Wake up.

00:59:34Wake up.

00:59:35Wake up.

00:59:36Wake up.

00:59:37Wake up.

00:59:38Wake up.

00:59:39Wake up.

00:59:40Wake up.

00:59:41Wake up.

00:59:42Wake up.

00:59:43Wake up.

00:59:44Wake up.

00:59:45Wake up.

00:59:46Wake up.

00:59:47Wake up.

00:59:48Wake up.

00:59:49Wake up.

00:59:50I'm turning myself in!

01:00:01Torture me, I don't care!

01:00:02Motherfucker.

01:00:04You're right, it's dark down here.

01:00:06What the fuck are you doing here?

01:00:08Hey, Roy, I give up.

01:00:11You in?

01:00:13It's okay, everybody.

01:00:15It's my nephew.

01:00:16Thanks for your concern.

01:00:17You cannot be here.

01:00:21Who is that man?

01:00:22Fuck.

01:00:22Oh.

01:00:23Hey, hon, this is...

01:00:25Niles.

01:00:26Niles.

01:00:27He's an old friend.

01:00:28Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back.

01:00:38You look sad.

01:00:40Oh, he's okay, sweetie.

01:00:46Oh.

01:00:47Twins.

01:00:50You believe I made these at my age?

01:00:53If I had one less Mai Tai that night, I'd have put the condom on, right?

01:00:57And they wouldn't be here.

01:00:59So, here's to Mai Tais.

01:01:07So this is your life?

01:01:09Not bad, huh?

01:01:10Beautiful wife.

01:01:12Beautiful kids.

01:01:13Little Joey is watering dog shit.

01:01:19It's weird.

01:01:21But it's beautiful.

01:01:24What happened to marriage being a bottomless pit of sorrow?

01:01:27Things change, you know?

01:01:31Priorities change.

01:01:32Okay, so what are you doing here?

01:01:38Just get on with it.

01:01:39You're freaking my wife out.

01:01:44I don't know.

01:01:44I...

01:01:45I hadn't seen you in a while.

01:01:47Yeah, no shit.

01:01:48I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you.

01:01:50Nurses wouldn't let me sleep.

01:01:52They were afraid I'd go into a coma.

01:01:54Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU.

01:01:58I had a lot of anger towards you, man.

01:02:00I mean, I'm not going to see my kids grow up.

01:02:07Never going to walk little Libby down the aisle.

01:02:15I guess I had my head up my own ass.

01:02:18I mean, I didn't really comprehend what I was putting you through.

01:02:24A little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though.

01:02:27A little stint in the hospital.

01:02:33This was always a good day here, you know?

01:02:37My wife in the prime of her womanhood.

01:02:42Little Joey tending his dog shit.

01:02:46Libby's going to do a family portrait later this afternoon where we're all animals.

01:02:51I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.

01:02:53I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.

01:02:57You've got to find your Irvine.

01:03:04I don't have an Irvine.

01:03:07We all have an Irvine.

01:03:12Hey, who was that loony bitch who blindsided me with the cop car anyway?

01:03:15Don't call her that.

01:03:18You took her to the cave, didn't you?

01:03:20Did you learn nothing from all this?

01:03:22She followed me in.

01:03:27Well, at least you have each other.

01:03:31Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.

01:03:33Okay, I think it's time for you to go.

01:03:45Can I stay for dinner?

01:03:46No, man, look, I...

01:03:48I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore.

01:03:53It's not you, it's me.

01:03:54Would you kill me one more time?

01:04:03Just, you know,

01:04:05beat the traffic.

01:04:10All right, side yard.

01:04:12I hope you find it, man.

01:04:19Yeah.

01:04:30I'm getting out of this day.

01:04:34Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?

01:04:37Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!

01:04:38It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

01:04:42Hey, shut up.

01:04:43That was awful and crazy,

01:04:44and it should never have happened,

01:04:46and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing

01:04:49that is coming toward us

01:04:50because we are very shitty people.

01:04:53But...

01:04:53I am done being shitty.

01:05:04What did we do?

01:05:07That was so stupid.

01:05:09I'm a cheating piece of shit.

01:05:11Yeah, okay, great.

01:05:12I gotta go.

01:05:12It's like my dad!

01:05:13Stuff like Dave,

01:05:18it's Melissa,

01:05:19I'm so sorry.

01:05:20You should never leave tonight.

01:05:28What?

01:05:29No.

01:05:30What?

01:05:31Yeah, yeah.

01:05:31Come on.

01:05:31Hey, me.

01:05:31What?

01:05:31I'm like my dad.

01:05:34I'm like...

01:05:35I love you.

01:05:38What?

01:05:38What do you do?

01:05:39Me?

01:05:40What?

01:05:41Ey, you don't have to leave

01:05:42Yeah, but it would allow an observer access to the inter-deterministic universe on the

01:06:10other side of the Cauchy horizon.

01:06:13Okay, sounds like you're joking, Maya.

01:06:20You'll be okay. You'll do just fine.

01:06:40Wake up.

01:06:51Hey, you're here?

01:06:56Yep.

01:06:59Um, it's good to see you. You look great.

01:07:04Yeah, well, I can't age.

01:07:08Right.

01:07:10Let me in, Sarah! You can't walk me out of my own room!

01:07:13Niall!

01:07:17So, how have you been?

01:07:18Oh, so bad.

01:07:21I mean...

01:07:23No, yeah, really, really bad.

01:07:26Look, can I just say something?

01:07:27I'm so sorry for lying, for not telling you about our past, and I don't blame you for being

01:07:35mad at me and staying away for so long, but I've been thinking about it a lot, and I don't know,

01:07:41I feel like we had something really good going before I screwed it up, you know?

01:07:47So, do you think there's any way we could just start over?

01:07:53Are you done?

01:07:57Yeah.

01:07:58Cool.

01:08:01So, I think I found a way out.

01:08:04Huh?

01:08:05We are trapped in a box of energy.

01:08:09We get out of it by escaping the box in the 3.2 seconds it takes to travel through the loop itself.

01:08:17And by escaping the box, you mean...

01:08:21We blow up ourselves in the cave during that window.

01:08:23And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, it will propel us out.

01:08:30To where?

01:08:32I don't know.

01:08:33We could wake up and it's today.

01:08:34We could wake up and it's 20 years from now.

01:08:36Or, you know, we could be dead under a pile of rocks.

01:08:40There's really no way to be sure.

01:08:42That's why it's a theory.

01:08:44But we have to try.

01:08:47Yeah, I guess.

01:08:49Do we, though?

01:08:50I mean, I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again.

01:08:54Remember the whole karma thing?

01:08:55This is different.

01:08:57I tested it.

01:08:59Tested it how?

01:09:00Spuds' goat.

01:09:02I sent her into the cave and I blew her up.

01:09:04I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore.

01:09:07Can you sit me up?

01:09:08Wait, the goat is gone?

01:09:10Mm-hmm.

01:09:11That's crazy, right?

01:09:13So, I think that we just get through the rest of today.

01:09:15We don't do anything too nuts.

01:09:17And then tonight, we pays the fuck out of this shit home.

01:09:19I mean, you sure you don't want to run some more tests or something?

01:09:26What?

01:09:26No.

01:09:26What are you talking about?

01:09:27Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere.

01:09:29What's the big rush?

01:09:30You know, in case something actually does happen.

01:09:35Holy shit.

01:09:37Are you scared to leave?

01:09:39What?

01:09:39No.

01:09:41Not at all.

01:09:43I just don't want to leave.

01:09:45There's a difference.

01:09:46Oh, yeah?

01:09:46What's the difference?

01:09:47I want to stay with you.

01:09:50Look, I love you, okay?

01:09:53How about that?

01:09:56What?

01:09:58I love you.

01:10:01You...

01:10:04How can you even know that?

01:10:06I am literally the only other human being stuck in here with you.

01:10:09No, what about Roy?

01:10:10I don't love him.

01:10:10Oh, my God.

01:10:11Niles.

01:10:12So, you're...

01:10:15You are saying that out there in the real world,

01:10:17with the millions of other people to choose from.

01:10:19You would still choose me.

01:10:20Yeah, but why would I want to go back there anyway, you know?

01:10:24It's a world of death and poverty, debilitating emotional distress.

01:10:28At least in here, we get to be together.

01:10:30You have lost your mind.

01:10:32Is that so bad?

01:10:34That's what love is all about.

01:10:36Don't be so afraid of it.

01:10:37This isn't real.

01:10:38Niles, everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless.

01:10:41So what?

01:10:43I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there.

01:10:47Look, I know about you and Abe, okay?

01:10:51And if your plan works, that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with.

01:10:55How do you know about that?

01:10:59Orchid Explosion by Fournier.

01:11:03But it doesn't matter.

01:11:04I don't care about that stuff.

01:11:05That's like my whole thing.

01:11:07I can't keep waking up in there.

01:11:11Just ignore it.

01:11:13I need my life back.

01:11:16And I am asking you if you want to leave this place and come with me.

01:11:23And I'm saying no, but I'm also asking you to stay.

01:11:37Goodbye, Niles.

01:11:44What?

01:11:46Sarah.

01:11:53Niles, what the fuck was that?

01:11:58We should break up.

01:12:00What?

01:12:01You don't like me.

01:12:02I don't like you.

01:12:04But I don't think we should break up.

01:12:05What?

01:12:06People don't break up with me.

01:12:09This is so fucked up.

01:12:10Okay.

01:12:11I'm breaking up with you.

01:12:12I have the idea first.

01:12:14The blind may see, but stay behind relief, of all liability and grief, and there's nothing more you need.

01:12:34You have beautiful skin.

01:12:36I love your haircut.

01:12:37Me too.

01:12:38Without further ado, let me bring up the actual maid of honor, the big sister of the bride, Sarah.

01:12:46Good luck, girl.

01:12:48Thank you, Misty.

01:12:49Um, when I was 12, I had just started at this new school, and I was truly terrified of the world.

01:12:57And, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares.

01:13:02And then one morning, I woke up after a full night of sleep.

01:13:04And I found Tala asleep next to me, holding me.

01:13:13She'd heard me crying in my sleep.

01:13:14And she crawled into my bed to snuggle me because she thought that might help.

01:13:21And she was, like, five years old.

01:13:25And I never had another nightmare.

01:13:29Um, you have this selflessness and this hopefulness that's really special.

01:13:41It's really rare.

01:13:42Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters, but I will, today and forever and ever, ever,

01:13:57be learning from you.

01:14:03Um, and now, Abe.

01:14:12Don't fuck this up.

01:14:22I won't.

01:14:27Good.

01:14:37You smell so good.

01:14:42I love you.

01:14:42I love you, too.

01:14:48So hopefully you get this, and sorry about that, again.

01:14:53And, uh, I hope to see you soon.

01:14:56Okay.

01:14:59That was a lovely speech, dear.

01:15:02Thank you, Nana. Thanks.

01:15:04You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too.

01:15:07Yeah.

01:15:15Well, I-I suppose now that you'll be going soon.

01:15:19Good luck.

01:15:20You okay, sweetheart?

01:15:33I felt everything I'll ever feel.

01:15:39So I'll never feel ever again.

01:15:41What are you pouring in this kid, Ted?

01:15:45That's his first drink.

01:15:46I thought I knew how to live.

01:15:51I didn't.

01:15:53Or I don't.

01:15:55Honey, take a look around.

01:15:59Whatever you're after, it ain't here.

01:16:01Oh, my God.

01:16:20I'm an idiot.

01:16:22You sure he didn't take anything?

01:16:24Kid's just moping there.

01:16:28I'm a fucking adult.

01:16:29Ted with the pickup truck.

01:16:31You talk to me like that, you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.

01:16:44Thanks, Ted.

01:16:49Don't shoot, don't shoot.

01:17:01Please, I-I need help, a ride, anything.

01:17:17Who the fuck are you?

01:17:1930 years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes at a bar in Aberdeen.

01:17:23She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town.

01:17:26You never saw her again.

01:17:28Spuds, I'm your son.

01:17:34I've always had a feeling.

01:17:47Sarah!

01:17:49Sarah, wait!

01:17:50Wait!

01:17:53I get it now.

01:17:54You were right.

01:17:55I was scared.

01:17:57But I'm not anymore.

01:17:59Look, Sarah.

01:18:00From the first time that I saw you.

01:18:02No, stop.

01:18:03Stop it.

01:18:04Niles, I don't-I don't want another one of your speeches.

01:18:07All right?

01:18:07You get one more sentence.

01:18:17Okay.

01:18:19Okay.

01:18:21Even though I pretend not to be, I've realized that I am completely codependent.

01:18:26But I'm cool with it, because I think that life should be shared now.

01:18:31And I need you to survive.

01:18:35Okay.

01:18:37That's your one sentence.

01:18:38I-I need you to survive, comma.

01:18:40But it's so much more than that.

01:18:42A colon.

01:18:44Heh heh.

01:18:45I know you better than anyone knows you.

01:18:48And remember that night when we saw the dinosaurs?

01:18:51You said it yourself.

01:18:52In order to really know a person, you have to see the entire package.

01:18:54The good and the bad.

01:18:55And I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah.

01:18:59Ampersand.

01:19:00You're my favorite person that I've ever met.

01:19:05And yes, I know there's crazy odds that the person I like the most in my entire life

01:19:09would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop.

01:19:11But you know what else is crazy odds?

01:19:12Getting stuck in a time loop.

01:19:15Dot, dot, dot.

01:19:16Ellipses.

01:19:16Ellipses, thank you.

01:19:17Called them ellipses.

01:19:18Ellipses.

01:19:19Look, I hope that blowing ourselves up works.

01:19:24But it's really irrelevant to me, as long as I'm with you.

01:19:28And if it kills us, well then...

01:19:34I'd rather die with you than live in this world without you.

01:19:39Emphatic period.

01:19:47That was a grammatical nightmare.

01:19:48Yeah.

01:19:49I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much.

01:19:51I mean, an emphatic period is just an exclamation point.

01:19:54I don't want to seem desperate.

01:19:58What if we get sick of each other?

01:20:02We're already sick of each other.

01:20:06It's the best.

01:20:12I can survive just fine without you, you know.

01:20:14But there's a chance that this life can be a little less mundane with you in it.

01:20:26Yeah.

01:20:27Less mundane.

01:20:29That's a super low bar.

01:20:30That's a great place to start.

01:20:31Okay.

01:20:38Okay.

01:20:41Come on.

01:20:43Let's see if we blow up and die.

01:20:46Okay.

01:20:46So, was the whole go disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit?

01:20:56It's too late.

01:20:56You've already committed.

01:20:57Damn it.

01:21:00Where do you want to go on our first date when this for sure works?

01:21:03Your mom's house.

01:21:04Okay.

01:21:05This was a mistake.

01:21:06Your mom's a mistake.

01:21:07Alright.

01:21:15In case I don't see you again.

01:21:19I love you too.

01:21:37What?

01:21:38What?

01:21:39What?

01:21:39Oh!

01:21:40Oh!

01:21:40It's gone!

01:21:41It's gone!

01:22:07So, now what do we do?

01:22:20Well, I should probably go pick up my dog.

01:22:26You have a dog?

01:22:32Yeah, Fred.

01:22:34You have a dog named Fred?

01:22:37I do.

01:22:38You've never mentioned this?

01:22:40Never came up.

01:22:41Where is he?

01:22:42With a neighbor.

01:22:44What kind of dog is he?

01:22:46He's one of them shaggy dogs.

01:22:47He's one of them shaggy dogs.

01:22:49Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?

01:22:57I guess they come back November 10th.

01:23:04I went downtown to see my lady.

01:23:15She stood me up and I stood there waiting.

01:23:18It'll be alright when the morning comes.

01:23:22Now I'm up in the air when it rained in my hair.

01:23:27I got nowhere to go.

01:23:29I can go anywhere.

01:23:31It'll be alright when the morning comes.

01:23:35Just passing, I'm not asking that you're being a woman with you.

01:23:45When you come home, try to come home alone.

01:23:48It's so much better with two.

01:23:52Hey, shit bird.

01:23:58I got the message from your girlfriend last night.

01:24:00That is a pretty crazy theory.

01:24:02You really think it could work?

01:24:06I'm sorry.

01:24:07Do I know you?

01:24:13I'm Niles.

01:24:19Hi.

01:24:20Hi.

01:24:25No way.

01:24:29Wow. Daisy, I'd like a lots of alcohol, please.

01:24:34Nice to meet you.

01:24:35Yeah.

01:24:36When you come home, try to come home alone.

01:24:51So much better with two.

01:24:57Now I'm out in the cold and I'm getting old.

01:25:11Standing here waiting on you.

01:25:14It'll be alright when the morning comes.

01:25:18Oh, yeah.

01:25:37Oh.

01:25:39Oh, yeah!

01:25:41I'll be alright when the morning comes

01:26:11When the morning comes

01:26:41Let me give you a little experience

01:27:00Of some young chickens of today

01:27:03I'm gonna give you a little experience

01:27:06Of some young chickens of today

01:27:09They are full of disappointments

01:27:12They are never, never on time

01:27:15They don't give to unappointments

01:27:19They don't hesitate to lie

01:27:21They won't tell you this when they mean that

01:27:24I wish I could keep them apart

01:27:27But as a man, how can I?

01:27:31These women necessary evil

01:27:33Oh man, oh man

01:27:36Yes, ma'am, stupid beer

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01:28:10There are 5 p.m. is 10 a.m.

01:28:18There are Monday is Wednesday.

01:28:21And when you try to chase at them, they'll never come your way.

01:28:26The only time they keep to an appointment is when in desperate need.

01:28:33They will tell you all sorts of lies just to get what you need.

01:28:38And the man being so scupid would give them all they need.

01:28:45Forgetting all the disappointment and all the previous lies.

01:28:50I am man, oh, money, money's the help of money.

01:28:56Venie, venie, venie, venie, I tell you we need the help of money.

01:29:02Venie, venie, venie, venie, venie, man, scupid, venie.

01:29:09Venie, venie, venie, venie.

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01:29:41My Mr. Baby, my dear, my dear, my dear, my dear, my dear, my Mr. Baby.

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