00:00let's talk about the happiest place on earth it's magical
00:04disney this is disneyland by the way in anaheim and there's a viral video yes that is uh
00:12making the rounds of a couple of families beating the ever-loving piss out of each other
00:17for about four minutes before they finally go their separate ways that's a long fight it is a
00:23long fight is someone in a wheelchair it's in toontown by the way there was somebody on a
00:28mobility scooter okay all right kathy but it uh the fight happens they start to split up then it
00:34sparks back up again then they kind of split up then they spit it keeps going on and on i mean and
00:39it it's it's like the uh andy coffin used to do the intergender wrestling yeah they're brawling
00:45doesn't matter the dude's beating on the woman it's i mean it's god wait so that's okay i'm just
00:50seeing this for the first time the guy punches the woman yeah oh and there's a couple of women
00:55beating up it's just a it's a mess where's security not that it's an excuse but it kicks
01:02off they're having words and the woman just spits right in this guy's face and then he just
01:06he slugs her but but i can't figure out who's on whose side neither can i it's like i'm like oh
01:12he's hitting her now i thought she was with him and it's just who the hell knows what's going on and
01:18then the woman in the mobility scooter gets up as if she can walk it's a miracle this stupid fight
01:26between these imbeciles has caused a miracle you know what and there's there's a moment in this
01:31video where the whoever is filming this video by the way is laughing the whole time she's not with
01:37them because obviously she would be getting in the middle of this and she's up close but there's an
01:40older woman who gets knocked down to the ground on her back and you hear the woman filming just
01:45laughing her ass off and i'm like this is and you can hear children crying in the background oh my
01:50god there's a little kid walking around and it's obviously this is there there i i will freely admit
01:55i chuckled a few times but the really tragic part of this here is this little kid is watching these
02:01adults do this and walking around with his hands up like what's going on yeah even a kid can't figure
02:09it out and he taps i guess who is his mother like you know hello i'm here you know obviously
02:14he needs attention he's upset too and all the while in the background you have the delightfully
02:19colored toontown oh my god happy place listen i i understand uh that things can go awry anywhere
02:28and something somebody can have a bad day and something can can trigger but if you can have
02:32the presence of mind to be aware of where you are you know right then and there you're in disneyland
02:40the happiest place on earth come on look around you see where you are shut up but some people are
02:47just you can't some people just a-holes it just kills me in this one because there was another one
02:52press and i forget it was it was like a kid's park it was like an amusement park it very well may have
02:55been disney uh disney world and this one's great because the woman in the mobility scooter in that one
03:01kathy she doesn't get up but she starts using her mobility scooter to join the fight she's backing up
03:07and ramming the brawling people so apparently this one uh they're all in the same family they're all
03:13related oh so this is an ongoing investigation no arrests have been made but uh they there was
03:19infighting that had begun outside of the park and the fight just continued inside the park no arrests
03:26they all well not yet anyway case they said the investigation's ongoing um but after they viewed
03:32the video now they're they're looking exactly actually yeah then that guy goes on everything
03:35i saw it all it was a mess but then the guy goes on to slap another woman and take her to the ground
03:42kathy he doesn't just slap her i mean and this is horrifying but he he gives her a haymaker just
03:49some unwritten rules right like protocol yeah protocol you don't fire on someone else's bitch
03:55no you know not in toontown not in toontown man you take that to epcot i think casey i think of
04:01your story at the fourth of july parade all the time exactly what i was thinking and bending down
04:06and addressing them as a father to kids who were who needed to be addressed by their father but like
04:10you get in that mentality sometimes and and this is a place where that can happen you're gonna have
04:16an independence day from life oh i totally understand i'm gonna make you independent of
04:21your life uh on the outside to everybody else hey oh my good dad oh you were oh you poor thing
04:29you're so upset you better stop crying don't cry don't even let them know you're in pain
04:34let me play a clip of a famous planner here to just to remind you how it can get at theme parks
04:40i think you're all f***ing ahead for 10 hours from the f***ing fun park and you want to bail out
04:45well i'll tell you something this is no longer a vacation it's a quest it's a quest for fun i'm gonna
04:51have fun and you're gonna have fun we're all gonna have so much f***ing fun we'll need plastic
04:55surgery to remove our goddamn smiles you'll be whistling symphony doodah out of your f***holes
05:00i gotta be crazy i'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose praise marty moose
05:07holy s*** dad you want to ask for something don't touch that's my favorite don't touch
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