Peep Show: Home Depot Swingers

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how many people sleep with their co-workers when someone texts the show about Home Depot swinger parties that take place all the time.

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00:00How many U.S. workers have had sex with a co-worker?

00:12Yeah, you have, Dave.

00:13Raising my hand.

00:14Yes, I have, too.

00:16Chuck has.

00:17James, did you ever work?

00:19You did work, but not at the same time.

00:21Careful, don't admit to anything.

00:24No, I haven't banged any co-workers.

00:25Well, I mean, no, we weren't working at the grocery store together.

00:30Nope, no.

00:32You have?

00:33Oh, yeah.

00:33I mean, it's a thing.

00:35Well, a staggering number of U.S. workers have hooked up with a colleague.

00:38According to a new survey, 40% admit they've had sex or a romantic relationship with a co-worker.

00:4511% admit they got kinky with a colleague while they were in a relationship with someone else.

00:50Oh, I'm sure.

00:53Someone said Hooters manager had almost everyone within a year.

01:00A manager, huh?

01:01Holy cow.

01:02I wouldn't have thought.

01:03I would have thought that the.

01:05I thought that would have been like a no-no.

01:06It's a scandal.

01:07Yeah.

01:08But once you're the manager, you're not stopped.

01:11You know what I mean?

01:11Oh, no, no, no.

01:12You're not.

01:12Like, you're there for a reason.

01:14But no one's implementing the policy if it's the manager like, yeah.

01:18My thought would be the girls themselves would be like, I'm not banging this manager.

01:24This is like a Hooters manager.

01:26Like, they can set their sights on a higher target.

01:31I worked at Home Depot.

01:33Believe it or not, there was a monthly swinger party that was well.

01:36No way.

01:37Well, my local Lowe's, I don't think there was any swinging going on.

01:41Hey!

01:41You coming to the swinger party this weekend?

01:44It's going to be wild.

01:46I am.

01:46I never miss it.

01:47Oh, yeah, we're going to do a couple of seminars on drywall and then bang each other.

01:52You think they banged to this?

01:56Yes, I do.

01:58And they're orange.

01:59You want to sign up for our credit card?

02:05I'm going to pick up this when I see porn.

02:08I have this music playing.

02:10Yeah.

02:11I got a discount on dongs.

02:13Wow, the Home Depot swinging party.

02:18You wouldn't expect that.

02:18No, you really wouldn't.

02:21I'm going to say it.

02:22Go ahead.

02:24I don't know if I've ever encountered someone that I could say, this person's very attractive.

02:30At a store like that?

02:32The women I've noticed.

02:33At any of them.

02:33Sorry, any female Home Depot workers.

02:36But the women I've noticed at a Home Depot, not putting my dong anywhere near them.

02:41No.

02:42No.

02:43It's not right now at the Home Depot.

02:48Swingers party.

02:49At the Bone Depot.

02:52Yeah, that's a wild one, man.

02:54Where bangers get it done.

02:57It seemed pretty boring in there, though.

02:59I could see, like, where.

02:59What else are you going to do?

03:01Gosh, this place.

03:02No wonder I can't get help when I'm standing in an aisle.

03:05I was going to say, I mean, I guess maybe we just don't see the good-looking people.

03:11They're too busy.

03:12Right.

03:13Someone said it's an aprons-only party.

03:16Oh, God.

03:17I got my apron on.

03:22Look out for the Home Depot swingers.

03:24That's wild.

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