Peep Show: Utah's Whore Discount

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a brothel in Nevada that is offering discounts to Utah residents on sexual services after hearing that Utah is the most sexually repressed state in the country.

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00:00sexually repressed citizens of utah are now going to be welcomed into a nevada brothel

00:13with open arms and legs bella's hacienda ranch okay is nevada's longest serving brothel

00:24and they're now offering a discount on all sensual services for anyone that can prove

00:31they're from utah because utah was just named the nation's most sexually repressed state because

00:39they blocked the porn right yeah they blocked the porn so the owner of this whorehouse is

00:46offering discounted services to those who make the hour-long trip over the border

00:51i will say not the finest oh no judging from the pictures i've seen she herself the owner to me

00:59looks like some sort of alien person oh i think she's just had so much work done yeah that's her

01:06oh yeah but she's like the house mother that this is her she's the madam right like look come on oh

01:12yeah that is like jim carrey's the mask it is i think the mask is a little more attractive yeah

01:18she looks real scary standing outside of the sign like that she looks like jack nicholson's the

01:24joker i think she looks like a ghoul from the fallout games yep yeah like she's got that smile

01:29you know that he had oh yeah he does she does have the joker smile especially in the photo where she's

01:35got the girl with too much eye makeup uh-huh too much eye makeup she does she does i mean here are

01:41some of the ladies that she's gonna need it ladies oh my goodness oh my god you shouldn't look at a

01:47picture of the ladies at a whorehouse and go oh no i think that i it's got to be extremely rare to find

01:54a whorehouse shot with the most gorgeous women maybe there's one i feel like those ladies should be

02:00paying me for my services yeah right yeah there's uh look at this one over here holy cow huh about

02:06laying on the top yeah yeah stop yeah i guess my my man i imagine these chicks are hot at these

02:12places i did too i thought if you were gonna work in a brothel like you're not on the streets they've

02:17hired you in a brothel i thought you'd have to be a different kind of lady like higher caliber

02:21no yeah i i guess i would think that like a european brothel might be better like amsterdam or

02:32something or i would think so it's pretty scary she's a terrifying looking face she looks like

02:37jack palance than that one oh my god yes you don't want your your horn to look like it's gotta be a

02:47denim top it's the city slickers it's city slickers jack pal and like uh so their website they have all

02:53these girls all glamored up like for like their pictures to they choose them yeah and then you see

02:59the picture of them in reality like oh my goodness they really did a good job with the photos on

03:03there oh they did they did better better yeah as good as they could do yeah like seeing the stripper

03:09in the daylight or whatever you know so many tricks this is why you can't believe anything you see

03:15these days you cannot the one on the all the way to the right on the one level above i believe is the

03:20one with too much eye mango yeah yeah yes yeah like this picture here i'm like wow i would approach

03:25this girl at the bar oh for sure the picture at the whorehouse no no no no i will keep my penis to

03:31myself she was stupid letting the photographer take pictures regular pictures of her girls

03:39yeah and share them you want to see more ugliness go to their twitter account

03:45oh my god oh my goodness imagine her walking in i'm natasha i'm telling you for some guys it'd be the

03:52hottest chick they ever were with i'll give you the sweet release you're yearning for oh my god

03:57that's what she says that's what she says that's a direct quote i thought you were like actually

04:01joking you gotta do that with a russian accent though she's russian yeah oh god oh the hot tub water's

04:07yellow there's the the boy the boy next door don't go in if the hot water's yellow oh my god

04:14and i don't even know if they have the bubblers on or if she was just making splashes oh my god

04:19oh my god there's the quarter pounder yeah the hamburglar making eggs she has always got the

04:24same outfit on that's so gross no chuck no why'd they have her making a cheeseburger

04:32horrible kitchen i don't know if you have a slumber party you can get breakfast in the morning

04:37and i believe she was pulling a cheeseburger out of a pan

04:39oh my god come on now so transcends is she trends oh that could be i that was i was just about to

04:58spit that out i was like i'm not convinced all of these and ladies if you like a little extra with your

05:05lady you can also get that here that just looks like skank no that's skank if i could just put a

05:15name on it it's skank looks like a nose with breasts

05:22it's just not great it's not great you got a nose fetish that's the girl for you yeah yeah

05:27gosh dave you almost followed one of them i know i did oh my gosh careful careful not a purpose that was

05:33almost yeah daily mistake dave just he can't help it yikes it's it's not great but i'm glad for all

05:40they're doing for utah yep you get a discount uh through the uh entire month if you show your utah

05:48id so like ell's hacienda range how are we gonna let the people of utah even know about this if they

05:54if they're everything about porn is blocked will we have to fly a plane in and drop leaflets down like

06:00they can still get social media right i hope i don't know they can't get news you never know

06:05these days i don't think this will make the regular news someone needs to tell them i mean

06:08they're not going to get it from this twitter account because only 19 people follow it

06:1219 people oh no 196 oh they're following 19. click on that please they just started this

06:18click on that following yes you want to know who's following this i want to see larry fellows who's

06:23the sweet georgia guy look at him i'm a sweet georgia guy come on come on oh my god

06:31hey do yourself a favor he's basically he's buffalo bill he's buffalo bill for sure buffalo bill follows

06:38the whorehouse i like a whore is that a real cereal coming out i might be like i think that's an

06:46actual convicted murderer what does he tweet about i don't know he likes van gogh and whores yeah

06:52and laurel and hardy oh wow and oh he loves hibachi is he a pilot he's a complicated man my favorite

07:00things hibachi vando's art and whores oh my god no that's not him thankfully he likes elvis

07:12he likes backdoor if possible that's oh wow he is uh do yourself that's just one person that

07:19follows see who follows whorehouses on twitter it does seem very sweet though it uh is entertaining

07:24texas playa who's this guy oh what are these guys doing you know like people can see they don't

07:33care that you follow whorehouses he's proud i know uh what about uh this guy here oh no i the next

07:44one's the better brian oh that's so sad look at this middle-aged midwestern man he's the one

07:53that leaves reviews for the prostitutes wait a second though did he is that not one of the oh boy

07:59you retweeted one of their oh no that's just love life right there yeah oh oh gosh

08:05oh no it's not real it's not real it's real the man of your dreams hello how are you

08:16elisa way hey say hello i would love to date you i am nester enrique he's in colombia yeah

08:26just hanging out in colombia my dream is to come be with the horse yeah i follow a very small whorehouse

08:37check out bella's hacienda ranch go to their twitter and then see who follows them for a

08:43uh enjoyable time my guess is you could stroll in there and say i want the utah special or i'm

08:49leaving and they'll give you the utah special yeah you're right i mean hopefully that's not a weird

08:53sex move too but oh i'll give you the utah special sir come right in

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