Peep Show: Chinese Food Brawl

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a family brawl in Florida that took place after someone ate the wrong order of Chinese food. Then, find out some members of the show order individually and others do their Chinese food buffet style.

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00:00Man, Florida's effed up.

00:10I guess it's a little annoying if you order takeout and nothing is marked,

00:14so you have to kind of pick through everything to see what's what.

00:18But for one family in Florida, unmarked takeout almost became a cause of death.

00:23Well, this family in Florida, two parents and two adult kids in their 20s,

00:28ordered Chinese takeout the other day, but none of it was marked,

00:34which really annoyed the dad.

00:36As it will never be.

00:38According to the police, the son accidentally ate the father's food,

00:43so the situation went downhill fast.

00:47I couldn't tell if it was almond or if it was lemon.

00:50You knew damn well what it was.

00:51I don't know what it was. I just ate it.

00:53You knew damn well.

00:55It did have a little bit of a lemon zing to it.

00:58The father and the daughter flew into a rage.

01:02Oh, yeah.

01:03With the daughter repeatedly punching her brother in the face.

01:07Kill him! Daddy, kill him!

01:09You need to mark these boxes of food, I told them.

01:13Chinese people!

01:15Do a better job!

01:16The father joined in and put his son into a chokehold.

01:20I'll choke the life out of you, boy.

01:23Choke the life out of him!

01:24Am I the only family that when we order Chinese food,

01:28like it's like a buffet, like we order a bunch of different stuff?

01:30No, that's what we do.

01:31Everyone has...

01:32Nobody has their own specific dish.

01:34No.

01:35You get your own stuff?

01:36No way.

01:36Oh, no.

01:37We all get, like, everyone just, like, get some noodles,

01:39let's get some chicken, let's get some beef,

01:40and everyone get a little bit of each.

01:42That's crazy.

01:43No way.

01:43What?

01:44Uh-uh.

01:44That's how we've always done it.

01:46Nope.

01:46Ours, it was, you get what you want.

01:49You want, like, beef chop suey.

01:52You get a beef chop suey if I was a guest and was, like,

01:55saw people do that with Chinese,

01:57but I'd be like, no, I can't participate in this.

01:59You went to open yours.

02:01I ordered this just for me.

02:03You opened yours up, and someone took a fork and took a...

02:05Oh, and I'm talking.

02:06Those noodles look great.

02:07Give me some noodles.

02:07Oh, no.

02:08What is happening?

02:09You got noodles?

02:09Yeah, give me some noodles.

02:10No, dinner has turned into an absolute nightmare.

02:12Oh, is that barbecue pork in here?

02:13I'm throwing knives around, stabbing people.

02:16Why are you stabbing me?

02:17Chuck here.

02:18Have some of my almond bones.

02:19I don't want that.

02:20I would have ordered it.

02:21You almost got to, like...

02:22I mean, I did.

02:23Give me your buddy your egg roll.

02:23It's the exact same thing I have.

02:24I'd have to be briefed.

02:26Briefed.

02:26We need to brief you.

02:27Yeah, we'll be ready to sharing Chinese food situation.

02:30Team buffet on this side, team on your own on that side.

02:33Wow.

02:34Guess I know who not to invite over for Chinese food night.

02:36Yeah, buffet all the way.

02:37Dave, you're welcome.

02:37Come on.

02:38Yeah, buffet all the way.

02:38Uh, I feel like I wouldn't like enough of the stuff that other people would be like,

02:44oh, I just need to have the chicken chow mein.

02:47And then I'd be really upset because I'd be like, oh, because you know I'm not going to

02:52eat that other stuff.

02:53You could get enough of your stuff, I would assume.

02:56Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:57Just pile your plate on.

02:58That's for me, baby.

03:00Oh, wow.

03:00I feel like part of Chinese food is figuring out which one of the dishes is yours.

03:05That's what I always thought, too.

03:06So then once you have that, then that's, that's yours.

03:10And then a lot of times it comes in at dinner, you know, like it's all there for you.

03:14Well, you order, like, by the big counter.

03:15Well, if you order, like, the combo, I guess, and stuff.

03:17We never order that.

03:18We just like one, you know, beef with mushroom, one chicken chow mein, you know, and then everyone

03:22just gets it, digs in.

03:23I'm with Dave.

03:24Me and Dave are the same.

03:25We're the same with Lisa.

03:26Yeah.

03:26You guys, let's go get Chinese food.

03:28Maybe everyone can order, like, their favorite dish, but that's just to share.

03:31Oh, yeah.

03:32You know, if you like Mongolian beef, then that's, yeah, we'll order that.

03:35No problem.

03:35I guess don't come up to P.F. Chang's with me, either, because we do the same thing at

03:38P.F. Chang's.

03:39Oh, my goodness.

03:39That's gracious.

03:40You guys are lawless.

03:42Lawless?

03:43You guys are lawless.

03:44That's how people do it.

03:45Well, there's more stuff I don't like.

03:47That's it.

03:48Than what I do like.

03:49Yeah.

03:49And I'd be really upset if, say, like, I chose, like, okay, just out of nowhere, the

03:55dish that everybody wanted the most of.

04:00Like Kung Pao chicken or something.

04:01Whatever.

04:02It wouldn't be that, but yes.

04:03But, and then, so I'm like, oh, man, everyone ordered stuff I don't like, but then when I

04:08look at the plate, I realize the majority of the whole table has taken most of what I

04:15wanted to eat, and I can't eat the other.

04:17I'd be, oh, man, that's lawless.

04:20You are all understanding this brawl.

04:23I do understand.

04:24You guys get it.

04:24I do.

04:24I never thought that that would be the thing that happened here.

04:27I mean, I don't think you should choke them and do all that stuff and take it to that.

04:31No, you just throw knives.

04:32Yeah, throw knives, I understand.

04:33So this picture wouldn't be a dad and his daughter.

04:35It would be Chuck and Andy.

04:36Yeah.

04:37Because they've gone crazy and attacked all of us for eating the food that you ordered.

04:40That's it.

04:40I can't believe you guys did this.

04:41We have divided the audience, too.

04:43There's Team Buffet and there's Team No Share.

04:45Yeah, exactly.

04:46They come in individual meals.

04:48I guess that's why, another reason.

04:49See, we never order it like that.

04:51We order it just like, it just comes in one.

04:53A big container.

04:53Yeah.

04:53Like, chicken chop suey is just in a container.

04:56Maybe I'm just no fat and then I'm always not in the container for everyone.

05:00Me and you, see.

05:01Because I'm like, yeah, I get a big container, too.

05:04But that big container of whatever is mine.

05:09That big container of, you want some chicken fried rice?

05:12Oh, yeah.

05:12That's my chicken fried rice.

05:14One whole container of rice?

05:16That's my chicken fried rice.

05:17You're going to eat all that chicken fried rice?

05:18You're not supposed to have the whole side.

05:19Yes, I will.

05:20You're not supposed to, apparently.

05:21No.

05:22I might not eat it all right now, but I'm definitely going to put it in the fridge and I will finish

05:28it.

05:28I guess it was sweet and sour pork.

05:29I tried you for a couple of scoops of your rice.

05:30No, who would ever eat that?

05:31I mean, I enjoy it.

05:32I'm trying to think of the two times we went for Chinese food together.

05:36We did not buffet style it at all.

05:39No, but I guess it was lunch, so it was like a combo plate.

05:41That's different.

05:42Yeah, when you go out for lunch.

05:43When you go out and you order lunch, that's different.

05:46Like, if I go, honestly, every single time in my life we order Chinese food, it's been

05:50that way.

05:50When my family ordered our very American style Chinese food, it was, what do you want?

05:57Everyone got, I want to order of, in Canada, they call it chicken sugai, it would be like

06:03one thing of chicken sugai, one thing of, yeah, it's like almond chicken.

06:08Whoever wanted that, got that.

06:11Yeah, that's wild.

06:11If I wanted sweet and sour chicken, I got sweet and sour chicken.

06:13And no one else got to taste your nuggets or chicken or whatever.

06:16No.

06:17Well, I can say this.

06:19They could ask me, can I have one?

06:23And I had the right of refusal.

06:25Wow, first right of refusal.

06:26Of course.

06:27It's getting all legal.

06:27He's got some technical.

06:28Of course.

06:29It's mine.

06:31The only thing we ever thought about in my family was who's going to get, like, the last

06:33egg roll, you know, if there was, like, a leftover egg roll.

06:36Sure, if you order, like, six egg rolls and there's five people.

06:38Yeah, you know, there'll be one left, so who's going to have the second one?

06:40Oh, to me.

06:41It's usually between me and my dad.

06:42I was going to say, there was no even argument about that.

06:45That was, if the Brister wanted it, it was.

06:47Oh, yeah, I mean, that's where the first right of refusal would go to my dad.

06:50Dad always gets the first right of refusal.

06:52I think that is how it went.

06:54It went my dad, then me as the oldest, and then.

06:57Well, we will choose to disagree on this.

06:59We will not order Chinese food.

07:01We've got to keep that in mind if we ever have any meetings at a Chinese place.

07:04Who inherits the egg roll?

07:07It's an important conversation ahead before it's at firstborn.

07:09So I get that egg roll.

07:11That's true.

07:12I was bigger.

07:13I was bigger.

07:14That egg roll is my blood right.

07:16Like, the father has refused this.

07:20It goes to the firstborn son.

07:28Yeah, it would be trekked in with a parade.

07:32Because each of the Englishmen.

07:33A name of Chinese chicken bones.

07:34The meals always usually came with their own egg roll, too.

07:36Oh, yeah.

07:37So, you're telling me that you'll get a bunch of egg rolls, and then you'll put them on

07:41a plate, and then it's whoever wants a nap?

07:43Yeah.

07:43Oh, my God.

07:44That's what I need.

07:44Six egg rolls.

07:45We get more than one.

07:46Lawless.

07:46Yeah.

07:47Lawless.

07:47We're going to need six egg rolls tonight.

07:49Yeah.

07:50They just come in a box, and you just put them out.

07:52Yeah.

07:52It's crazy times.

07:54Yeah, I know.

07:55That is not how we roll.

07:56I had no idea it was crazy times.

07:58Me either.

07:58I just thought everyone lives life like that.

08:00How could that happen?

08:02Are you okay?

08:03I know.

08:03Let's see.

08:03You'll be okay.

08:05I know.

08:08Let's see.

08:09I know.

08:12I know.

08:14Let's see.

08:18You know.

08:22I know.

08:23Totally.

08:24You know.

08:24I think.

08:26I don't know.

08:27I know.

08:28I know.

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