00:00Man, Florida's effed up.
00:10I guess it's a little annoying if you order takeout and nothing is marked,
00:14so you have to kind of pick through everything to see what's what.
00:18But for one family in Florida, unmarked takeout almost became a cause of death.
00:23Well, this family in Florida, two parents and two adult kids in their 20s,
00:28ordered Chinese takeout the other day, but none of it was marked,
00:34which really annoyed the dad.
00:36As it will never be.
00:38According to the police, the son accidentally ate the father's food,
00:43so the situation went downhill fast.
00:47I couldn't tell if it was almond or if it was lemon.
00:50You knew damn well what it was.
00:51I don't know what it was. I just ate it.
00:53You knew damn well.
00:55It did have a little bit of a lemon zing to it.
00:58The father and the daughter flew into a rage.
01:02Oh, yeah.
01:03With the daughter repeatedly punching her brother in the face.
01:07Kill him! Daddy, kill him!
01:09You need to mark these boxes of food, I told them.
01:13Chinese people!
01:15Do a better job!
01:16The father joined in and put his son into a chokehold.
01:20I'll choke the life out of you, boy.
01:23Choke the life out of him!
01:24Am I the only family that when we order Chinese food,
01:28like it's like a buffet, like we order a bunch of different stuff?
01:30No, that's what we do.
01:31Everyone has...
01:32Nobody has their own specific dish.
01:34No.
01:34No.
01:35You get your own stuff?
01:36No way.
01:36Oh, no.
01:37We all get, like, everyone just, like, get some noodles,
01:39let's get some chicken, let's get some beef,
01:40and everyone get a little bit of each.
01:42That's crazy.
01:43No way.
01:43What?
01:44Uh-uh.
01:44That's how we've always done it.
01:46Nope.
01:46Ours, it was, you get what you want.
01:49You want, like, beef chop suey.
01:52You get a beef chop suey if I was a guest and was, like,
01:55saw people do that with Chinese,
01:57but I'd be like, no, I can't participate in this.
01:59You went to open yours.
02:01I ordered this just for me.
02:03You opened yours up, and someone took a fork and took a...
02:05Oh, and I'm talking.
02:06Those noodles look great.
02:07Give me some noodles.
02:07Oh, no.
02:08What is happening?
02:09You got noodles?
02:09Yeah, give me some noodles.
02:10No, dinner has turned into an absolute nightmare.
02:12Oh, is that barbecue pork in here?
02:13I'm throwing knives around, stabbing people.
02:16Why are you stabbing me?
02:17Chuck here.
02:18Have some of my almond bones.
02:19I don't want that.
02:20I would have ordered it.
02:21You almost got to, like...
02:22I mean, I did.
02:23Give me your buddy your egg roll.
02:23It's the exact same thing I have.
02:24I'd have to be briefed.
02:26Briefed.
02:26We need to brief you.
02:27Yeah, we'll be ready to sharing Chinese food situation.
02:30Team buffet on this side, team on your own on that side.
02:33Wow.
02:34Guess I know who not to invite over for Chinese food night.
02:36Yeah, buffet all the way.
02:37Dave, you're welcome.
02:37Come on.
02:38Yeah, buffet all the way.
02:38Uh, I feel like I wouldn't like enough of the stuff that other people would be like,
02:44oh, I just need to have the chicken chow mein.
02:47And then I'd be really upset because I'd be like, oh, because you know I'm not going to
02:52eat that other stuff.
02:53You could get enough of your stuff, I would assume.
02:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:57Just pile your plate on.
02:58That's for me, baby.
03:00Oh, wow.
03:00I feel like part of Chinese food is figuring out which one of the dishes is yours.
03:05That's what I always thought, too.
03:06So then once you have that, then that's, that's yours.
03:10And then a lot of times it comes in at dinner, you know, like it's all there for you.
03:14Well, you order, like, by the big counter.
03:15Well, if you order, like, the combo, I guess, and stuff.
03:17We never order that.
03:18We just like one, you know, beef with mushroom, one chicken chow mein, you know, and then everyone
03:22just gets it, digs in.
03:23I'm with Dave.
03:24Me and Dave are the same.
03:25We're the same with Lisa.
03:26Yeah.
03:26You guys, let's go get Chinese food.
03:28Maybe everyone can order, like, their favorite dish, but that's just to share.
03:31Oh, yeah.
03:32You know, if you like Mongolian beef, then that's, yeah, we'll order that.
03:35No problem.
03:35I guess don't come up to P.F. Chang's with me, either, because we do the same thing at
03:38P.F. Chang's.
03:39Oh, my goodness.
03:39That's gracious.
03:40You guys are lawless.
03:42Lawless?
03:43You guys are lawless.
03:44That's how people do it.
03:45Well, there's more stuff I don't like.
03:47That's it.
03:48Than what I do like.
03:49Yeah.
03:49And I'd be really upset if, say, like, I chose, like, okay, just out of nowhere, the
03:55dish that everybody wanted the most of.
04:00Like Kung Pao chicken or something.
04:01Whatever.
04:02It wouldn't be that, but yes.
04:03But, and then, so I'm like, oh, man, everyone ordered stuff I don't like, but then when I
04:08look at the plate, I realize the majority of the whole table has taken most of what I
04:15wanted to eat, and I can't eat the other.
04:17I'd be, oh, man, that's lawless.
04:20You are all understanding this brawl.
04:23I do understand.
04:24You guys get it.
04:24I do.
04:24I never thought that that would be the thing that happened here.
04:27I mean, I don't think you should choke them and do all that stuff and take it to that.
04:31No, you just throw knives.
04:32Yeah, throw knives, I understand.
04:33So this picture wouldn't be a dad and his daughter.
04:35It would be Chuck and Andy.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Because they've gone crazy and attacked all of us for eating the food that you ordered.
04:40That's it.
04:40I can't believe you guys did this.
04:41We have divided the audience, too.
04:43There's Team Buffet and there's Team No Share.
04:45Yeah, exactly.
04:46They come in individual meals.
04:48I guess that's why, another reason.
04:49See, we never order it like that.
04:51We order it just like, it just comes in one.
04:53A big container.
04:53Yeah.
04:53Like, chicken chop suey is just in a container.
04:56Maybe I'm just no fat and then I'm always not in the container for everyone.
05:00Me and you, see.
05:01Because I'm like, yeah, I get a big container, too.
05:04But that big container of whatever is mine.
05:09That big container of, you want some chicken fried rice?
05:12Oh, yeah.
05:12That's my chicken fried rice.
05:14One whole container of rice?
05:16That's my chicken fried rice.
05:17You're going to eat all that chicken fried rice?
05:18You're not supposed to have the whole side.
05:19Yes, I will.
05:20You're not supposed to, apparently.
05:21No.
05:22I might not eat it all right now, but I'm definitely going to put it in the fridge and I will finish
05:28it.
05:28I guess it was sweet and sour pork.
05:29I tried you for a couple of scoops of your rice.
05:30No, who would ever eat that?
05:31I mean, I enjoy it.
05:32I'm trying to think of the two times we went for Chinese food together.
05:36We did not buffet style it at all.
05:39No, but I guess it was lunch, so it was like a combo plate.
05:41That's different.
05:42Yeah, when you go out for lunch.
05:43When you go out and you order lunch, that's different.
05:46Like, if I go, honestly, every single time in my life we order Chinese food, it's been
05:50that way.
05:50When my family ordered our very American style Chinese food, it was, what do you want?
05:57Everyone got, I want to order of, in Canada, they call it chicken sugai, it would be like
06:03one thing of chicken sugai, one thing of, yeah, it's like almond chicken.
06:08Whoever wanted that, got that.
06:11Yeah, that's wild.
06:11If I wanted sweet and sour chicken, I got sweet and sour chicken.
06:13And no one else got to taste your nuggets or chicken or whatever.
06:16No.
06:17Well, I can say this.
06:19They could ask me, can I have one?
06:23And I had the right of refusal.
06:25Wow, first right of refusal.
06:26Of course.
06:27It's getting all legal.
06:27He's got some technical.
06:28Of course.
06:29It's mine.
06:31The only thing we ever thought about in my family was who's going to get, like, the last
06:33egg roll, you know, if there was, like, a leftover egg roll.
06:36Sure, if you order, like, six egg rolls and there's five people.
06:38Yeah, you know, there'll be one left, so who's going to have the second one?
06:40Oh, to me.
06:41It's usually between me and my dad.
06:42I was going to say, there was no even argument about that.
06:45That was, if the Brister wanted it, it was.
06:47Oh, yeah, I mean, that's where the first right of refusal would go to my dad.
06:50Dad always gets the first right of refusal.
06:52I think that is how it went.
06:54It went my dad, then me as the oldest, and then.
06:57Well, we will choose to disagree on this.
06:59We will not order Chinese food.
07:01We've got to keep that in mind if we ever have any meetings at a Chinese place.
07:04Who inherits the egg roll?
07:07It's an important conversation ahead before it's at firstborn.
07:09So I get that egg roll.
07:11That's true.
07:12I was bigger.
07:13I was bigger.
07:14That egg roll is my blood right.
07:16Like, the father has refused this.
07:20It goes to the firstborn son.
07:28Yeah, it would be trekked in with a parade.
07:32Because each of the Englishmen.
07:33A name of Chinese chicken bones.
07:34The meals always usually came with their own egg roll, too.
07:36Oh, yeah.
07:37So, you're telling me that you'll get a bunch of egg rolls, and then you'll put them on
07:41a plate, and then it's whoever wants a nap?
07:43Yeah.
07:43Oh, my God.
07:44That's what I need.
07:44Six egg rolls.
07:45We get more than one.
07:46Lawless.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Lawless.
07:47We're going to need six egg rolls tonight.
07:49Yeah.
07:50They just come in a box, and you just put them out.
07:52Yeah.
07:52It's crazy times.
07:54Yeah, I know.
07:55That is not how we roll.
07:56I had no idea it was crazy times.
07:58Me either.
07:58I just thought everyone lives life like that.
08:00How could that happen?
08:02Are you okay?
08:03I know.
08:03Let's see.
08:03You'll be okay.
08:05I know.
08:08Let's see.
08:09I know.
08:12I know.
08:14Let's see.
08:18You know.
08:22I know.
08:23Totally.
08:24You know.
08:24I think.
08:26I don't know.
08:27I know.
08:28I know.
