Plead the Fifth: Meredith Reveals the Perfect Size Of...

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00:00now who's taking the stand that would be you meredith is going up on the stand today oh man

00:08yes it's your turn you're gonna do me so wrong you're gonna get it 888-429-0941 is our number

00:16meredith is going under the microscope for plead the fifth that means she gets three questions

00:21from us three questions from the listeners she gets one pass that she doesn't have to answer

00:26and then she gets one that she didn't answer to boomerang back to the room i see y'all plotting

00:31on me and i don't like it uh we go clockwise i'm first meredith yes i want to lean on your honesty

00:41this morning i'm getting anxiety meredith don't get tight okay i need you to tell us the last lie

00:50that you told oh the last last lie that you told it's probably to anthony it's probably my husband

01:01about okay hold on oh i know what it was i kept something from him and i lied about it because

01:08aubrey got in trouble at school oh no and it wasn't like that big of a deal um she got a talking to

01:15at school about something in the cafeteria she's not sitting down she's like running around and

01:22not paying attention enough meaning she's not eating we witnessed that on the cruise yeah i know

01:26it happens she liked to move so exactly this girl will not sit in her chair she's like everywhere

01:32running around and so we've really been working on it uh at home so she's been really good but then

01:36after like let's say like two months like she'll fall off again and when she needs another reminder

01:40hey sit your ass down so anyway instead of bringing it home um you know anthony asked me

01:46hey what's going on with school anything happened today and i was just like no she's good i talked

01:50to her in the car so we're still working on it i told her though in the car when it was just the two

01:54of us listen if i get another response or complaint from the school your teacher the helpers during

02:01lunch i'm telling your dad and boy did she that's like it i hate that because that makes us the monster

02:07i hate that like but but yeah i get it somebody has to be the bad guy you kept it from him though

02:11you buffered it like you're not i had to because i love her and she it's not just a it's she does

02:16it all the time and so it's it's not going to be an overnight change we're working on it so i didn't

02:20want her to have to come home and have to deal with it again so i was a little bit of a buffer yes

02:25last lie you lied to your man okay i did i did to protect my baby all right meredith my question

02:30is about your past dating history okay so besides anthony your your husband yeah i want to know

02:39how many boyfriends did you end up living with like where you guys live together and what's the

02:46shortest amount of time you dated someone before moving in together okay um

02:52i okay so previously i told myself meredith you are not going to live with a man unless you have ring

03:00on your finger like that's you know that's so meredith that is very meredith of me anyway so

03:06my i want my ex-boyfriend um weirdly enough who dobby knew a little bit um marcus marcus and i

03:13actually lived together um we we were together for almost a year before my lease was up you know how

03:19it goes and his lease was up we were like oh what are we doing of course i made him have that

03:23conversation with me like where is this going and anyway we lived together and things went horribly

03:28wrong after that i saw what a complete disaster he would was at keeping that the house together he

03:35had a bangle cat who was a complete jack so that was the only guy awful yeah that was the only guy

03:42i've ever lived with and that ended up really really bad and i threw i threw a couple i'm surprised

03:46were you surprised you thought she was just shagging up i thought it would be a longer list

03:50i had some rules if you ever read the book the rules for women that was one of the things i never

03:57wanted to live with a man but anyway man read them books yeah okay well you see the confused

04:01read the book then i met anthony uh my i didn't know he's gonna be my husband but anyway i lost my

04:08job after dating i think it was like three months and he was like don't blow through your savings move

04:13in with me and i was like no i've been down this road before everything's gonna go wrong and he's

04:16like come on you're gonna go through all your money and so i moved in and then i never moved out

04:20he he invited you in when you ain't had no job that's a good man that's a good man that means

04:25i'm good yeah good or something you make a hell of a ham sandwich yeah that's awesome all right okay

04:32all right what you got book all right meredith so last night i was at the uh our station's country

04:37concert right guitar pole guitar pole i saw a lot of wild girls partying twerking wearing daisy dukes

04:45it got me thinking about something i wanted to ask you if you could live your life either in a

04:51country music video or a rap video for the rest of your life which one would you pick

04:57oh well okay okay well i think i would have way more fun in the rap videos but i feel like

05:06more fun but i feel like right but i'd be happier overall and i could go get through my emotions a

05:14little bit more i feel like i'd have a maybe a better life uh yeah emotionally but your dog

05:21might die in the country video but i would i would sing through it i would talk through it i find

05:26another love i'd be drinking my whiskey with my red cup wait wait i know we don't get a vote but in

05:31this country video you're singing because i would i think i would go on the opposite right there we

05:37don't know if i heard you sing we would much rather you rap oh yeah i thought she was just an extra

05:41right like no if you're not if you're the artist singing we gotta get a vote like you gotta be able

05:46to you gotta be busting rhymes okay i want you to be leanne rhymes uh am i singing or am i just living

05:51in a i mean don't let her sing no no you're not singing you know what screw you guys i'm singing in

05:57my country video and i feel like i would just be a little bit happier overall and you would be prepared

06:02for it because you were in choir i was in choir for like three years i can't sing yeah no you can't

06:09it's just a very low all right that's you knocked out your three you got three coming from outside the

06:15room now eight eight eight four two nine zero ninety four one part two is next all right so uh you got

06:20three questions let's see uh honey is on the line with one how you doing this morning hey how you doing

06:26pretty good you got meredith's question number one what you got all right meredith my question is

06:32have you ever dropped a piece of food on the ground and picked it up and said god killed a worm

06:37the devil eat the germs and ate it or gave it to someone else without them knowing it

06:41so be honest be honest i will uh well do i want to be honest yeah

06:49yeah girl i've definitely eaten some food that fell down and i've definitely given it to the kids

06:57they hit the floor they still get it really not all the time but if i had just cleaned the floor and i

07:03had just vacuumed and a little you know pirate's booty a little cheesy poo fell on the floor you know

07:08i'll just pick it up you pray about it you kiss it to the sky what you do i'm not touching it with

07:12my lips but they can touch it so cheerios may have fallen or something i'm like ah damn it oh well

07:19here you go terrible all right honey thank you i appreciate it sweetie wow all right uh let's see

07:24jeremy is on jeremy you got a question for meredith what you got all right meredith so every woman has

07:30a perfect guy we know anthony is your husband well think about anthony that you would change to make

07:36him quote unquote your perfect guy oh okay so you still stay with anthony but you could change him

07:43up to make him equal your perfect guy what would you what would you do okay so i have to pick something

07:48that's not sensitive wait wait i want to be careful with their sensitive you know what there's nothing i

07:56would change everything is perfect with him i wouldn't do it thank okay listen is that true because you

08:04gotta be honest okay uh or you can tap out oh maybe yeah all right i'm gonna tap out that's a smart

08:13move if you want to save happy life at home you can tap out jeremy's known to make you tap out yeah

08:19he's been stressed out lately probably because of me so i'm thinking is that you want to tap out yeah

08:24i'm not gonna pick him you're gonna give this power to jeremy again yeah okay all right

08:29she tapped out let's see here you uh got one more question don't do me wrong yeah you got one more

08:41let's see you got one oh yeah i got one somebody wanted to know um as far as men are concerned

08:48what is the perfect size for meredith okay this i can talk about

08:53she perked right up too right how did you get excited about that because if you know you know

09:00um okay i know it's too small definitely too big i would say for me personally because i've seen it

09:07and i got scared it was like eight or nine and i was like i don't i think it was more like a nine

09:13and i ran and it was also like a coke can like it was like i got scared because you're gonna hurt me

09:19and it's not gonna be fun because i've tried stuff like that in the bedroom and it is painful

09:24it is it just is so if it's too much to all of it so anyway i would say maybe like close like a nine

09:31is too much for meredith too small though she didn't ask too small she said too big you said

09:35the perfect size perfect size i'm gonna go perfect size like seven seven and a half okay

09:41i'm so uncomfortable with this conversation like i i don't ever want you to answer that question

09:49we'll give you two passes i don't i don't want that i don't nobody all right guys trying to eat

09:56that cream of wheat that's what what do you what do you guys think is the perfect size

10:00is this your official boomerang i am boomerang go ahead what do you think it's a perfect size

10:06you know mine which is mine yeah no one asked for a number we can say mine well no you have to

10:15give it like i i gave an explanation you have to say what is why why is this perfect i don't know

10:21what that's right you haven't seen any others hello so the perfect size changes depending on your

10:30partner and the weather i would say i would say so like some some women would argue that

10:37some women that would argue that like what we think or we're gonna like oh we gonna we shut it

10:43down we gonna beat it up that's not that enjoyable so i would say the perfect size is pleasurable but

10:50not painful what he said that's my answer right there that's i like that okay so you're perfect

11:01and pleasurable right that's what exactly that's told the fcc right there that's that's it and you're

11:09you're done that's all you get right there that was it he spoke for all of us but did he speak for

11:16you he spoke for me

11:18he spoke for me

11:19he spoke for me

11:20he spoke for me

11:21he spoke for me

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