Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

Beasley Digital

9 months ago

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00:00Now back to Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.

00:05I don't get a lot of things by saying that.

00:11I don't claim to know a lot, but I think about random things a lot.

00:15And this, I have to say, wasn't necessarily me originating this thought.

00:21My friend Tanner was like, hey, have you ever thought about mirrors?

00:24Listen, he was not doing any drugs or drinking, I swear to God.

00:27And I was like, and at first I'm like, okay, you've got to be high right now.

00:32What are you talking about?

00:33He's like, think about mirrors.

00:35When you look at the mirror, you think that that's what you look like, but it's really not.

00:39So don't look at me like that.

00:41This is some of the most baffling conversation.

00:46When you first told me this.

00:47Because it is a reflection of what you look like.

00:50And I think it is so weird.

00:52Think about like, we're in radio, right?

00:55Yeah.

00:55The first time you hear a recording of your voice, you're like, that is not how I look.

00:58That's not how I sound.

01:00But it is how you sound.

01:01You just hear yourself different.

01:02But when you look at yourself in the mirror, like, that's what I look like.

01:04But it's really not what you look like.

01:06Things that make you go, hmm.

01:09Are you thinking about it now?

01:11No, not really.

01:12So I had her explain it.

01:15One Friday when she brought this up to me, I'm like, really?

01:18So your point is like, you're looking in the mirror, and that's a reflection.

01:22You lift your right hand, but you're seeing your left hand go up.

01:24But if you film yourself, it will show you the correct hand.

01:29Depending on which way your camera is facing, right?

01:31See?

01:32Yeah.

01:32It's weird.

01:33It's weird.

01:34The whole thing is so odd to me.

01:37Okay.

01:37Things that make you go, hmm.

01:40702-597-1027.

01:43Call or text.

01:44The things, like, the most simple things on the planet, but you just can't wrap your head around it.

01:49Yeah.

01:49Like, for example, I've thought of this.

01:51Like, so the moon is going around us, right?

01:53I mean, I guess.

01:55There's been a whole movie.

01:56Wait on.

01:56You mean you guess?

01:59Wait a second.

02:00Is that not settled science in this room?

02:06Okay.

02:07Sure.

02:07Okay.

02:07So let's assume that the moon is going around us.

02:10Yeah, yeah.

02:11It's orbiting around us.

02:12We're not going around.

02:12Yeah.

02:13Okay.

02:13But my question is, like, what's keeping it up there, and how does that thing not slam

02:18in the earth?

02:18Things that make you go, hmm.

02:20There's a whole movie about it now.

02:21Really?

02:22Yeah.

02:23But my kid asked me the question.

02:24I'm like, you know what?

02:25I have no freaking idea.

02:26It's good at directions.

02:27Yeah.

02:28So somebody said, I did read something about the moon.

02:32Yeah.

02:32And it was one of those things that make you think that you have seen the surface of the

02:38moon way more than you've seen the surface of the earth.

02:43Sure.

02:45Facts.

02:46Things that make you go, hmm.

02:50Right?

02:51I mean, gosh.

02:52There's only one side, too.

02:53There's a dark side of the moon.

02:56And supposedly, there's some, like, shady stuff happening, literally.

02:59Shady stuff that's happening on the other side.

03:01Really?

03:01Yeah.

03:01I don't know.

03:02It's the most interesting.

03:03Very interesting.

03:04The moon.

03:05Okay.

03:06Also, my one question that I ask all the time, and I asked it even more so when we got

03:12our Vax and Relax cards, that why on earth is, like, a $10 gift card to Target on a hard

03:21plastic, very nicely made card.

03:25But then you give me my Social Security card and my Vax and Relax card on, like, paper.

03:30Or a parchment paper, yeah.

03:31Things that make you go.

03:33Exactly.

03:33It's, like, literally, if a drop of water lands on this, destroy it.

03:37You're done for.

03:37Gone.

03:38Absolutely.

03:39Yeah.

03:39702-557-1027.

03:41Those things that make you go home.

03:42Like, okay, there's companies that make billions of dollars but pay nothing in federal tax.

03:47And it's legal.

03:48Mm-hmm.

03:49How is that?

03:50Things that make you go.

03:51I don't know.

03:52At any point in time, you were at the edge of the earth.

03:57Wow.

03:58Things that make you go.

04:01We got a text here.

04:02702-597-1027.

04:05That's a great text.

04:06I've never been high before, but I assume it's something like this.

04:10Wait a second.

04:12Wait a minute.

04:13One thing Jaden asked me when he was little, and this is one thing that I just never thought

04:17about until he asked me, that Spongebob, Spongebob works for Bob's Burgers.

04:24Yeah.

04:24That's his, it's named after him?

04:27Things that make you go, hmm.

04:29Really?

04:31Your arms are just wide.

04:32I mean, really?

04:34Yeah.

04:35Or, I saw this one online.

04:38The movie industry considers you an adult at 17 to see a rated R movie.

04:44Sure.

04:44But you have to pay for an adult ticket at 13.

04:47Oh.

04:47Things that make you go.

04:48There we go.

04:49That's a big one.

04:50That's huge.

04:50It's huge.

04:51I was kicked out of Scream once.

04:53Oh, really?

04:53It was a girl I had a crush on, and we bought tickets for like a G movie.

04:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:57And then we walked into Scream, and I don't know how, but they found us.

05:00How did they catch you?

05:01Just brutal.

05:02Absolutely brutal.

05:04Man, oh, man.

05:05I'm going to come up with more of these.

05:06Yeah.

05:07Occasionally.

05:07Yeah.

05:07We swear that we are totally sober.

05:10Everything's fine.

05:11You know, I don't think we're allowed to be in here under the influence.

05:14Hold on one second.

05:15Hold on.

05:15No, I just got to see.

05:17Why is it?

05:18Charla and her mom just went agape.

05:20We have to pause that.

05:21Go ahead.

05:21Again, text 702-597-1027.

05:24Why is it that you can fall asleep, but you can't fall awake?

05:29Hmm.

05:33We got some text here.

05:36That's 702-597-1027.

05:40This one says, when you buy and eat half a chicken.

05:44You know, you go to the store and you buy half a chicken.

05:46You're secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.

05:49Things that make you go.

05:50Hmm.

05:51How about this one?

05:52The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf possible.

05:56Ah.

05:57Things that make you go.

05:58Hmm.

06:00Oh, Jesus.

06:00You almost spilled your water.

06:02She's been gesturing wildly.

06:03I know.

06:04Because it's, oh my gosh, my mind is just blown.

06:08I love it.

06:08Okay.

06:09What?

06:11I love it.

06:24I love it.

06:25You're welcome.

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