00:00as a result of the ukrainian invasion people the world over have been voicing their opinions by
00:09boycotting russian products there's a problem though not all the products you think are russian
00:15are really russian what are we banning dave well you know you see all these people pouring out
00:19their stoli yeah yeah it's not made in russia no it's actually latvian right yes the poor people
00:27latvia are like we don't do anything i don't like this vodka no more yeah less than one percent of
00:36the vodka assumed and consumed in america is made in russia and stoli is one of the major ones that
00:41people think of but it's actually made in latvia if you really want to throw out some russian vodka
00:47the actual brands are russian standard beluga noble russian beluga noble russian gold and zier russian
00:56vodka they're actually made in russia yeah that's the only one those are the only ones yeah i've
01:01never even heard of those no no no because you have to be from russia right yeah to drink something
01:06that bad i'm sure uh cocktails the white and black russian cocktails actually have origins in belgium
01:13so you don't have to throw your black russian out yeah you can feel comfortable still ordering it yeah
01:17if you if you're out what about your moscow mule that you uh didn't want to say the other day i make it
01:22with tito's so i'm uh you didn't want to say the name i know i didn't know i'll take a mule
01:27a mule just a mule for where uh just the one in the cup the copper cup mule gotta specify the mule
01:36i'll just a mule please i know several mules
01:39yeah you get the one bartender that knows a moscow mule
01:44moscow mule oh my god yeah we got a commie over here oh my god make it with american vodka for god's
01:53sakes you might get on a jet and go right to the kremlin yeah it's some ginger beer and vodka
01:59let's see according to the new york times the moscow mule was invented in 1941 at new york's
02:06chatham hotel yeah of course it was yeah of course so go ahead and freely order your moscow mules
02:12you know the moscow mule invented in new york city i'll take one of those you call me sympathizer
02:19why don't you go over there and move over there arrest dolf lundgren
02:24i bet you i bet you rooted for him arrest dolf lundgren movie you wanted rocky to die
02:33where is he a moscow mule hey hot for red october is right over here
02:40just a mule call it found him
02:44dolf lundgren's here asking for all kinds of russian
02:48dolf lundgren if he dies he dies a mule made with titos
02:55american bug
02:57oh that's funny
03:00uh spy here
03:02this is so funny we've become so stupid but we still mean well
03:06that's it
03:06we mean well that's it
03:08we're too stupid to actually do it
03:11we're kind of adorable
03:12yeah
03:13uh russian dressing
03:17right we talked about that recently
03:20it was invented by a grocer that was nowhere near russia
03:23yeah get it out
03:25but i mean if that's really important you just get thousand islands same thing right
03:27yeah i think so
03:28i always mix it up i thought it was like
03:30we looked it up last time
03:31there was a couple
03:32it's different
03:33russian's more like french like catalina
03:36yeah
03:37whatever who cares
03:38uh nesting dolls
03:39if you have thrown out your russian nesting dolls
03:42oh those ones where they have multiple dolls inside
03:44yeah i threw all those away
03:46have to get it out of the trash
03:47actually we're a japanese invention
03:49oh boy
03:49yes yank them out of the trash
03:51oh boy
03:51oops they're gone
03:52um borscht
03:54the beet based delicacy
03:57yep i threw all the beet based stuff out
03:59that i had
04:00most people think
04:01uh it came from russia
04:02no i actually invented in ukraine
04:04so you're actually hurting
04:05ukraine by throwing out
04:07your bees
04:07i'm gonna go buy a bunch of beets
04:10and uh
04:13pelmeni
04:14it's a dumpling
04:15okay
04:16also not from
04:19russia
04:19i believe
04:20somewhere else in europe
04:21it was
04:22invented
04:23we we are
04:25we're we're a silly bunch
04:26you know
04:26we are silly
04:27we'll just throw stuff away
04:28and
04:29right
04:29we think we're doing the right thing
04:31and
04:32we're just so stupid
04:34one moscow
04:35mule
04:36what
04:37guess who
04:38punny's back
04:39oh my god
04:40here he is
04:41hey stallman
04:42how you doing
04:43get out
04:43i'm just gonna write my drink order down
04:46oh look
04:46we got lenin here
04:47we better hurry
04:49make him his drink everybody
04:50or he'll just take the bar
04:52you can just get me one of these please
04:53he's written something in russian
04:55no no
04:56it's english
04:56he's written something in russian
04:58no it's all
04:58it's all english
04:59just
04:59i don't know what kind of secret code
05:01he's trying to pass off
05:03i just really like it
05:04it's refreshing
05:04i ain't gonna sit here and wait for him to do that low to the ground dancing that they do
05:08no i hate those kicking
05:09kicking everything
05:11i hate that dance
05:12dumb
05:12where's your big giant hat
05:14i don't
05:15i'm not from there
05:17i just really like their refreshing ginger beer based
05:19of course you do
05:20of course you do
05:21damn it
05:22let's order something else
05:23can i just get a vodka soda please
05:24yeah sure
05:24okay cool
