00:00What ever happened to Randy Mandy?
00:02You know, he used to keep a lover in every city.
00:04Sure.
00:05And then we all got older, and they settled down,
00:08or moved to Spain, or became the head coach
00:10of the Minnesota Vikings.
00:11And then I got the deputy director job,
00:13and I just never restocked the pantry.
00:16I'm coming up on 60.
00:18I'm done chasing men.
00:20Okay, what about her?
00:22Too young, too annoying.
00:24Okay, what about...
00:26That's, um...
00:28Who is that?
00:28I'm going to say change.
00:30Yes!
00:30Girl, I used to have all his records all mine on.
00:32I hear he's into that tantric sex.
00:34He had a three-month-long orgasm.
00:37I don't have time for a three-month-long orgasm, Evie.
00:40I have a job.
00:41I think you're scared, and that makes me sad,
00:43because Randy Mandy was my shiro.
00:45No one ever called me Randy Mandy.
00:47Everyone called you Randy Mandy,
00:49and it was respectful, glorious, and...
00:52Oh, look at that smart dresser at one o'clock.
00:57Do you have a Gucci belt?
00:59She has a Gucci belt.
01:03Good eye.
01:04Hi, Alonzo.
01:06Oh, hi, Alonzo.
01:07This is Mandy.
01:09We work together.
01:11We're...
01:11Oh, my God.
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