00:01I'm not a bad man. I pay my taxes. My dachshund loves me, but I feel empty. I long for something, some TV comedy, like maybe that girl, or even Lucy.
00:20I'll pay my taxes. I'll be happy if I can sit here now and just watch Pa.
00:31Pa News Break with anchor person Henny Youngman.
00:34Have I got news for you? On Wall Street today, a man is hounded for money all day. He's on the phone now. How much does your wife want?
00:44Last week she wanted $100. Yesterday, $150. Today, $200.
00:48What does she do with all that money? I don't know. I never give her any.
00:52Meanwhile, a bunch of people are about to act like idiots. No, it's not a cabinet meeting, folks. It's candid camera. It's coming up on Hoth.
01:00Do you want some real He-Man? Red-blooded excitement?
01:18Oh! What? Lunch.
01:30Do you have any spare meat? I'm the president. Come here, woman. Let me put my tongue down your throat.
01:51Wait a minute. Dr. Goodman! Take off that stupid hat!
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