Plead The Fifth: What's A Stereotype That Is True?
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:14Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?
00:20It's the dog.
00:24Alright, it's me. I'm going up on the stand.
00:27Three questions coming from the room. Three coming from you guys out there.
00:31So, get them in. Mine are shut down, so I can't see anything.
00:35Good.
00:35888-429-0941. Come on in. Welcome to Plead the Fifth.
00:40That would be I.
00:42Your first.
00:43I'm kind of excited to ask you this question.
00:45Uh-oh.
00:45I just thought of it.
00:46It's what you're so excited about.
00:49Okay, Orlando. And if you'd like, you can preface this with, I know you're going to hate me for saying this.
00:55If you want to. Just throwing that out there.
00:58I want you to name one stereotype that you think is true.
01:07Why did you think about this during DMXL?
01:10This is dangerous.
01:12No, no. This is what we do best, Buck.
01:16Wow. One stereotype that's true.
01:18That you think. In your opinion.
01:20Oh.
01:21You might as well say it.
01:22I mean, what? I might as well say what?
01:26You're going to hate me for saying this, but.
01:28One stereotype that I believe is true.
01:33There's so many to choose from.
01:39Okay.
01:41I mean, because there's so many.
01:43I know.
01:44There's so many.
01:45But I mean, but stereotypes are bad.
01:47We get canceled for these things.
01:48That's why you can preface it, and we will not get canceled.
01:53Okay.
01:54I was watching on Instagram the Real Tampa page.
01:59Okay.
01:59Because they show everything Tampa.
02:01It's a whole bunch of stuff.
02:02I get lost in it.
02:04And they keep showing this dude that's got this gator, and he's in the water with the gator.
02:10Like, you know what I'm saying?
02:11Like, in there feeding chicken to the gator.
02:14Like, the gator was snapping at the chicken, and he was holding it back.
02:16Like, uh-uh.
02:17It ain't time to eat yet.
02:18And I'm like, dog, you in the water with the gator.
02:21And in my mind, I was like, oh, it had to be a white dude.
02:26I'm like, because ain't no way.
02:27Ain't no way a black dude is going to be in there with a big gator taller than him with food in his hand.
02:33Like, when you feed a python, they say, don't hold the food, because he don't know the smell that's on you.
02:39Now he's going to bite you, thinking you the rat.
02:41You know?
02:41So, yeah.
02:43You're probably going to hate me for saying this, but white people sure do be Ross Manowitz.
02:50Y'all don't mind.
02:51Y'all don't mind.
02:53No.
02:54No.
02:55Whenever we see a story like that, we always look up, we're like, yep.
02:58Y'all, if you ain't seen it, go at Real Tampa.
03:00I'm telling you.
03:01The dude in the water with the gator.
03:03I'm like, why?
03:04Why is that?
03:05It's true.
03:05It's true.
03:06I've done it.
03:07White folks love the man.
03:09I feel like I should ask the same question in a different way.
03:11We could get more.
03:12I don't know.
03:14All right, Orlando.
03:16So, how do I ask this question?
03:18Okay, here we go.
03:19You guys have been co-parenting for, you know.
03:22You guys.
03:23You guys.
03:24You and Jen have been co-parenting.
03:26We have.
03:27So, how long do you see yourself co-parenting under the same roof?
03:33Oh.
03:35Y'all, you see, you.
03:36You and ask.
03:38You and ask.
03:40There you go.
03:42First of all, you wrong.
03:43Yes.
03:44Damn, really?
03:44There you go.
03:45We want to know.
03:46We want to know what's up.
03:47That's flaw.
03:48That's flaw.
03:49All right, so, it's even worse because as you ask a question, and I don't know if I gave
03:54up the facial expression.
03:55I'm going to have to look at the tape.
03:56But, when you asked the question, I noticed an out.
04:01I know.
04:02I did.
04:02I heard you because you said, how long can you see yourself co-parenting?
04:06And I'm thinking, well, the co-parenting agreement is until you're 18.
04:08So, all I got to do is the math.
04:09Right.
04:09We're going to have to co-parent.
04:11Yeah.
04:11But then you're like, yeah, under the same roof.
04:14I'm like, you son of a bitch.
04:16You son of a bitch.
04:18All right.
04:19But I do have a pass.
04:21You do have a pass.
04:22I do still have my pass.
04:23For a reason.
04:25You remember.
04:26What are you doing, Dabby?
04:30I do have a pass.
04:31I mean, okay.
04:34Meredith.
04:34What?
04:35You're welcome, everybody.
04:38All right.
04:39So, I'm looking at the cursor is right there on the button.
04:44I can just hit it and then just like.
04:47So, it's by definition.
04:49We're going to co-parent until the kids are 18.
04:51And probably well beyond that because that's their mom.
04:53I'm their dad.
04:54So, it doesn't really stop at 18.
04:56But, like, you know, the paperwork says that.
04:58Then we're going to be co-parenting, Fab.
05:00So, the caveat that you added to it.
05:04And that's just so dirty because you know the behind the scenes.
05:07I do.
05:07So, it's like you just.
05:08I mean, you really just serving me up just for the people.
05:11I sure am.
05:13All right.
05:14So, what Meredith is alluding to is that I'm not going to be under the same roof.
05:20I'm now living in South Tampa.
05:24South Tampa, man.
05:25I moved.
05:27Officially.
05:27Yeah.
05:28Done.
05:29I mean, what do you mean done?
05:30Like, I don't live there no more?
05:31Correct.
05:32Yeah.
05:32Okay.
05:33All right.
05:34It's a wrap.
05:34You went and got a new roof.
05:36That's right.
05:37A new roof.
05:39I'm living.
05:40Like, me and the girls have another spot.
05:42That's nice.
05:43They still live with their mom, you know, too.
05:46But we just, you know, we're going to, you know.
05:48Co-parent a little differently now.
05:50And the reason it's janky that she asked is because, like, I got movers showing up today.
05:54Oh.
05:55So, Meredith is really wrong for that because she, you know.
05:58Which I, hey, your turn's coming.
06:00Oh, come on.
06:01Your turn is coming.
06:02That's all I got to say.
06:03That's all right.
06:04All right.
06:04That's for everybody that always says that you only get softballs.
06:07Yeah.
06:08I mean, yeah.
06:08For real.
06:08She's going to punch me in the gut now.
06:10For sure.
06:11Enjoy that one.
06:12Damn.
06:12You feel okay?
06:14I don't.
06:15I'm like, that wasn't how that was supposed to go down.
06:18All right.
06:18All right.
06:19All right.
06:19My question is a little bit easier.
06:21I hope.
06:21Okay.
06:22Here's your softball.
06:23Yeah.
06:23Okay.
06:24This is it.
06:24What time is it?
06:27How many dudes do you want to kiss?
06:30No.
06:30No.
06:31So, King of Hip Hop, Orlando, Wild 94.1, the hip hop station.
06:36I want to know, back in the day, what album changed you?
06:42What album you first listened to?
06:45And I don't mean like Prince.
06:47I mean like real hip hop, where you heard it and the whole album played out and it changed
06:53you.
06:53The verses, the lyrics, everything.
06:55I mean, honestly, I mean, there's a few of them, but like the first one.
07:00The game changer.
07:02There's a lot of those.
07:03But all right.
07:04Okay.
07:04Common Sense, Can I Borrow a Dollar?
07:08And his Resurrection CDs.
07:11Like those, because that was somebody who was in school with us.
07:14And I'm like, yo, this is real.
07:16Like, you know, he signed.
07:18And that just changed the game for me.
07:21And then Ready to Die.
07:23Oh, yeah.
07:23You know, when Big came out and it was just, because everything else was slick and sexy
07:27before that.
07:27It was like this big dude, you know, was like really like repping big guys and whatever.
07:32And my like, my pippin game went up.
07:35It was like the Bible.
07:36That changed the whole game.
07:37It's like, it was all right to be fat after that.
07:39You know, he's like, never black or ugly as ever.
07:42Yup.
07:43Uh-huh.
07:44Yeah.
07:44You like him?
07:45All right.
07:46And then when he was on the videos and everything else and everybody showing him and the thing,
07:49like, you know, even him in the pool with a towel around him so you can't see his business.
07:55You know, like, it was now cool for dudes to wear the towel around.
07:58Like, yeah, that's right.
07:59You don't want to see all this.
08:00You know what I'm saying?
08:01That was Biggie.
08:02Biggie did that for me.
08:03You know.
08:03And, yeah, it was a handful of other ones too.
08:06You know, the J. Cole first mixtape that dropped.
08:12And I think, and really, like, the first Drake that when it was Drake, what Drake was like,
08:17that first mixtape was so far gone.
08:19So far gone.
08:20Yeah.
08:21Like, that one too was like, yo, that was a different vibe.
08:23Yeah.
08:24But there's a whole bunch of them, dog.
08:25Like, we can go down a whole rabbit hole with that.
08:27Yeah.
08:28That really, like, changed the game.
08:30Outkast.
08:31Oh, yeah.
08:31I would definitely say Outkast.
08:33Stankonia with, yeah.
08:36Stankonia was good, but, like, the players, the Southern Playalistic Cadillac music, the
08:42Outkast, all that stuff.
08:43And when that was on there, oh, my God.
08:45Like, that was insane.
08:46Because that's when you first start seeing, hearing interludes.
08:49Like, because you heard it on Doggy Style when he had all of the interludes in between
08:52and that was just fire.
08:54But, like, when the ATL, when they brought Big Rube in and he was doing that poetry and
08:58stuff, oh, my God.
08:59Yeah.
08:59Like, that was crazy.
09:00Like, this was like, this is swats.
09:02So, yeah, a lot of them.
09:03Yeah, that was a good question.
09:04I got chills.
09:05I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, for real.
09:07You got to love that.
09:08Out the 727, it says, Orlando, which one of your boys would you call to come through
09:13and answer the door with you when a guy comes to take your daughters out for the first time?
09:18Think Bad Boys movie.
09:23Actually, like, a lot of people have offered.
09:26I think I would probably, because I need somebody who's a little crazy.
09:31Okay.
09:31I'm more of the Martin.
09:32I'm going to be a smart, like, a smart aleck.
09:35I'm going to make up, like, ain't going to be no, you know, like, that's me.
09:38But I need somebody over the line.
09:40So, I would say probably my brother-in-law, Charlie.
09:43I was going to say Charlie.
09:43My brother-in-law, Charlie, because the whole thing, Will was kind of sipping.
09:47Yes.
09:48And, you know, he got the gun.
09:49What, you scared of a gun?
09:50Like, yeah.
09:51I'll put Charlie next to me because then I know he going to go extra.
09:54Okay.
09:54Because, you know, plus, that's his niece.
09:56So, you know.
09:56I thought you were going to say Rose.
09:58Nah, Rose's too nice.
09:59He's nice, but he's big and, like, hulking.
10:01So, if you just put him in the back, like, security.
10:04Rob, listen, Rose will be there for the squad if we got to go there.
10:08But, I mean, no, I ain't going to make him do that.
10:10No, it would probably be Charlie.
10:12And, yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:13Out of the 941, Orlando, have you worked with DMX and do you have a DMX story?
10:19Ooh.
10:19Okay.
10:20Yeah, DMX did Wild Splash in 2012.
10:262012.
10:26And this was when he had just got released from prison.
10:32And we was like, we went after him.
10:33And we always tried to do that.
10:35And I remember, it was funny, somebody, Captain Bones, I think, sent a message this morning
10:41saying, hey, I got the memory chip from that year from Wild Splash.
10:45He's like, and I got invited into the prayer.
10:48He got the video of the prayer.
10:50And the thing was, DMX was late.
10:53And we were like, they was rushing him to get on.
10:55And he was like, yo, yo, I'm good.
10:57Okay.
10:58Well, we're going to do it.
10:59We got to pray.
11:01And they were like, all right, well, go pray.
11:02He's like, no, no, no.
11:02No.
11:03Hey, we got to pray.
11:03Come on.
11:04Hey, you want to go to the show?
11:05We got to pray.
11:06And so he started grabbing people.
11:08But the prayer circle wasn't popping enough.
11:10So he needed more people.
11:11So he grabbed, like, everybody backstage.
11:14Come in.
11:15Come on.
11:15Come on.
11:16Hey, we got to start the show.
11:17You're going to pray.
11:18And we had, like, I remember Brad, who does our sound.
11:21Big shout out to Brad Greenberg, who's Jewish.
11:23And he was like, I'm Jewish.
11:24He's like, I don't want to.
11:25I just want him on the damn stage.
11:27And I'm like, dude, if you don't get in this damn circle here.
11:29And when I said that, he looked at him like, you praying?
11:33And Brad was like, all right, let's go.
11:35And everybody in there in the circle.
11:37And he kicked off with the Lord, we're here for you today.
11:40And I was like, this is awesome and weird at the same time.
11:44Because he was supposed to, the whole point was to celebrate his sobriety.
11:49And he wasn't sober as he was leading that prayer.
11:52Gotcha.
11:52And it was obvious.
11:54And so we were like, yo, this is crazy.
11:57But it was a moment.
11:58And it's a true moment, because he ain't never hid who he hid.
12:01Mm-hmm.
12:02Never.
12:02They're pretty honest about stuff.
12:03I always think, you know, yeah.
12:04What he's been going through, at least.
12:05I did pray in a circle with the dog.
12:07That's cool.
12:08That's cool.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Dog.
12:09Yeah.
12:11Orlando, last one.
12:12It says, we all know the difference growing up in a black household versus a white household.
12:18What's one of the biggest differences that Jen does that irks your soul compared to how you grew up and when it comes to parenting?
12:26Hmm.
12:27Okay.
12:28Oh.
12:32Okay.
12:32But it was under the premise of black and white.
12:35And then it's like something that she does that, that I guess.
12:38Like a parenting thing.
12:39That's a cultural difference.
12:40Yeah.
12:40It's just not how you grew up.
12:44That she does that.
12:48You're like, where's that button?
12:49I mean, because I can't really think.
12:51I mean, that she does that's culturally different.
12:54I mean, I don't know.
12:59I don't know.
12:59Because I don't know if it's culturally different.
13:01I know.
13:02Like, do you do the whoop-ins and she skips it?
13:06Like, she talks.
13:09Yeah, that's priority part of it.
13:11Because she talks a good game.
13:12Talks a whoop-ins.
13:13Like, she, all right.
13:15Like, okay.
13:16All right.
13:17Let's switch the roles here.
13:19If we're talking black-white culture difference.
13:21If your black wife calls you and say, your daughter said this, I had to whoop her ass.
13:29You know you about to come into the house and do some ass whoop her.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Like, somebody in there crying.
13:34It's in the air.
13:34It's a problem.
13:36Ain't going to be no just peaceful.
13:38I'm home.
13:38It's going to be like, where's she at?
13:40You know, like, you got to go in.
13:41So, I got that call one day.
13:43Like, you know, my daughter, you know, feeling herself.
13:46And had turned 12 and stormed upstairs and turned around and said, I hate you.
13:53To her mama.
13:54Oh, God.
13:55Now, I know ladies get to feeling themselves or whatever.
13:57But I got the phone call afterwards.
13:59Like, I just had to whoop your daughter's ass.
14:01I'm like, what happened?
14:02She said, I hate you.
14:02I'm like, to who?
14:03To me.
14:04I'm like, whoo.
14:06So, I'm thinking, my mama, my aunties, my sisters.
14:09I'm like, ho, ho, you tore up.
14:11About time.
14:12You know what?
14:12I'm proud of you.
14:13I didn't think you had it in you.
14:14I came home.
14:15I was like, where is she at?
14:16And I went upstairs.
14:18And I walked in.
14:18I'm like, you know you messed up.
14:21And she's like, I know.
14:23And so, I sat down next to her.
14:24And I was like, your mama told me everything.
14:26Your mama told me she had to tear you up.
14:29And she's like, what?
14:32She didn't hit me.
14:33And I was like, wait a minute.
14:37She didn't hit you.
14:38She yelled at me and she said some words and stuff and didn't really hurt my feelings.
14:42But she's like, but I didn't get spanked or nothing.
14:44And I'm like, oh, damn.
14:46All right.
14:48Here we go.
14:49Are you serious?
14:50Get your hand ready.
14:51I'm like, that got lost in the cultural translation.
14:54That translation was lost right there.
14:56I'm like, I really thought we had crossed the river.
14:59Right, right, right.
14:59I'm like, hey.
15:00Yeah, but no.
15:02So, that didn't happen.
15:03All right.
15:03So, y'all got a boomerang.
15:04Okay.
15:06The stereotype.
15:07Let's do the stereotype.
15:08The stereotype that's true.
15:10And you can preface it if you want to not get canceled or lose muffler man or whatever.
15:16I got one.
15:17All right.
15:18I got one.
15:19What you got?
15:19What you got?
15:20I got one.
15:20You know how they say that Latinos will party the whole weekend and it'll never stop?
15:27That's so true because, like, for a perfect example, like, my girls, like, fam will come
15:33over and, like, that joint's going on all night.
15:37They won't leave sometimes.
15:38Sometimes I will think that the party's over.
15:41It's a beer run.
15:42Like, they're coming back for more.
15:45It could be one o'clock.
15:46Then you see some new food starting to get cooked and put in the oven on the grill.
15:50Okay.
15:50So, they're going in.
15:51It could go till.
15:52The Messe is going.
15:53All night.
15:54That's where the sun come up.
15:56That is factual.
15:57All right.
15:58Okay.
15:58All right.
15:58True stereotypes.
16:00All right.
16:00Let me stretch for a second.
16:03So, man, I haven't been to a movie in a while.
16:06And I'm kind of happy I haven't been to a movie in a while.
16:08Especially a scary movie.
16:10You're going to hate me for saying this, but there's some black people that talk to
16:14the entire movie.
16:17Oh, my God.
16:18It drives me nuts.
16:21I'll just point that out there.
16:22But not everybody, but damn.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:24And you don't want to say nothing.
16:25I don't want to say no.
16:27Because now they're going to talk to you.
16:28You were correct.
16:30I was talking to the screen.
16:31Right.
16:31But I'm going to talk to this nobody over here who got a problem with my commentary.
16:37Don't make me get up, man.
16:39Don't go in there.
16:42Don't you go in there.
16:44All right.
16:44What you got, bud?
16:45All right.
16:46So, I've got a Dominican wife.
16:48Yeah.
16:49And mine is going to be a lot like Dobby's, where I just want to talk about the volume of
16:55your voice.
16:57It's like everyone is yelling all day long.
17:03I just want to walk around and go, shish, shish.
17:08She can't whisper?
17:09No one can.
17:11Even the dog is, ah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
17:17All right.
17:18Those who knows his wife.
17:19Yeah.
17:19Let her know.
17:20She made the show again.
17:21Let her know.
17:21Let her know.
17:22Let her know.
17:22Let her know.
17:23Let her know.
17:23Let her know.
17:23Let her know.
17:24Let her know.
17:24Let her know.