Omish Nutbags
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00:00Yeah, we're going to give Florida a pass here and focus on the crazy people in the 49 other states.
00:05Yes.
00:06Like in Ohio, where police pulled over an Amish buggy.
00:12Two reasons why.
00:14The buggy was swerving.
00:17Oh, no.
00:17Not speeding.
00:18No, swerving.
00:19Definitely not speeding.
00:20But it also had a massive speaker system attached to it, which was causing a public disturbance.
00:25The buggy was bumping?
00:27It was a bumping buggy.
00:30And the subwoofer system that was built into it was causing all kinds of problems.
00:35This was at 1 a.m. in the morning.
00:36Here's the thing.
00:37As soon as the lights went on, the people in the buggy abandoned the buggy.
00:41They took off and ran for their life.
00:42They got away.
00:43They left a 12-pack of Michelob Ultra on the roof of the buggy, and they ran off into the woods.
00:49Here's the problem.
00:50Police were then left with a buggy that's attached to a horse.
00:54Yes.
00:55So police are like, well, what are we going to do with a horse?
00:58So they're still waiting for someone to come and claim the horse.
01:02Neither has been claimed.
01:04That's funny.
01:05You can't drink in buggy?
01:06No, you cannot.
01:07They're still driving.
01:09Are they?
01:10It's the horse.
01:10I mean, they're leading the horse on the way.
01:12Maybe the horse was drunk, too.
01:14Maybe it was the horse that was swerving it.
01:16Yeah.
01:16You can't.
01:17I mean, it's not a motorized vehicle.
01:19It is interesting.
01:20Yeah, but if you drive a bike and you're all driving crazy and you're drunk, you still get
01:23in trouble.
01:23Yeah.
01:24You can't be operating any sort of vehicle.
01:27Even if it's a horse.
01:28Even if it's a horse.
01:29Do you remember the Weird Al Yankovic song, The Amish Paradise?
01:32Oh, yeah.
01:32From back in the day.
01:33Yeah.
01:33It reminds me of.
01:33Man, I got to tell you, I don't know much about the Amish.
01:44I really don't.
01:45I went to an Amish market once and they had great soft pretzels, but if I don't know.
01:51Thank you for that interesting fact.
01:53I never knew that about their pretzels.
01:55I didn't either.
01:56It was the best thing I've ever had.
01:57I knew they made those fireplaces.
01:59You know, the fake fireplaces?
02:01Yeah.
02:01I don't know.
02:01Yeah.
02:02I see the commercials all the time, the Amish fireplaces.
02:04It's not real fire, though.
02:05It's not real fire in those.
02:07All right.
02:07Spoiler alert.
02:08Anyway, but if I had to go and live in Amish paradise, this would be my Amish paradise.
02:12Like this horse and buggy guys.
02:14These Amish people are my Amish people.
02:16With a giant subwoofer system.
02:17Yeah.
02:19Listen to Weird Al.
02:20Listening to Weird Al.
02:21Oh, yeah.
02:21That's what I'm trying to say.
02:22All right.
02:23Those are the nutbags north of Florida.
02:25I just feel bad for the horse.
02:27Yeah.
02:27I'm like, is anyone going to pick him up?
02:30You can't just leave your horse, man.
02:32He's probably glad the music's off.
02:33Maybe he is.