00:00what's the bombshell that prince harry and megan markle dropped on the royal family yesterday
00:10well there was a bunch of very upset royals oh my god kill them prince harry and megan markle
00:19announced yesterday they are stepping back as senior members of the royal family now it doesn't
00:26mean really that they're quitting or they're renouncing their fancy titles as the duke and
00:30duchess of sussex right it's just that they don't want to get killed by the paparazzi and stuff right
00:35pretty much i think they want a little bit more of a normal life private life yes um they said they
00:42want to quote carve out a progressive new role within the institution of the royal family they
00:50don't want their money well they said they don't want it they don't want their money they don't want
00:55their money they're going to make their own money can you apply for this you'll you'll take it
00:59taking the role of prince harry yeah i'm the duchess of sussex guys i'm the duchess of sussex
01:06how did you get the duchess mark congratulations it's great i'm a duchess of sussex
01:12i did it
01:13i'm a duke
01:18that's amazing oh and duke andy yeah that'd be great you got the name there's a lot of andrews in
01:25there yeah you're right there's one really bad one yeah they're not the greatest they need a new
01:30andrew they need a better new andrew so every time andy comes into the room we're gonna have to play
01:35this now here comes a nice sorry i was late today everyone the duchess as you know i had dukely
01:41duties dukely duties kept me up late last night really what were you doing duking it out duke
01:48stuff you wouldn't understand looking for a duchess oh i see you trying to find me a good old duchess
01:55oh you find one real quick you just applied for that yeah filled out a simple application
02:00wrong you know went in for the interview killed it yeah must have yeah that a range rover you're
02:08driving now yeah i got securities with you give one of those yeah these are my dudes they'll kill you
02:13if you stop really don't don't don't tempt them they're itching to kill me yeah they are they gave
02:19me this cool scepter that is look at that thing right that is nice very bejeweled yeah yeah so many
02:26and that cape you're wearing that's also quite fancy well yeah i knew you'd get that's the first
02:31thing i asked for i was like now that i'm a duke you get me my little red suit my first i'm gonna
02:35need a cape i'm gonna need a lando calrissian style to half cape i want a half cape and a scepter
02:42immediately stop right at the small of his back half a foot above my ass yeah i want a little cape
02:50yeah those bands are tight those are tight that's how the dukes do it yeah that's how you do it when
02:57you're a duke yeah green bean so a lot of uh formal dinners and big events in your future yeah i love
03:03that part they're not ready for it you know they're not ready for my appetites see you on the balcony
03:10waving hey english people oh thanks for making me a duke oh man it's a queen it's more of a this
03:18yeah yeah i wave how i want i'm a dude it's a brand new day in dukery that's why they brought him in
03:24change it up they wanted they wanted to change it up just so you know because you're not an actual
03:30member of the royal family you the uh the salary does not come along with the position oh at least
03:35i got a cape and a scepter that's a multi-million dollar scepter hey dude uh i just noticed your
03:41scepter's on ebay what yeah you're selling it on ebay i don't know how that got there
03:48doesn't seem like something 1.6 million duke that's right i renounced my dukedom you're not paying me i'm
03:57not gonna be a duke oh you're not a duke anymore that was fast all right stop the road i did it for
04:01the scepter i did it all for the scepter so i said before that the royal family was big in my
04:07family growing up right being from northern island part of the united kingdom that was our queen that's
04:12our royal family right so i hadn't even heard about this yesterday i was running around doing a bunch
04:16of stuff i get a call from my mom you guys i seriously thought someone in the family had died
04:22come on like the tone in her voice she's like our david mom what's wrong have you heard the news
04:31and it was like a little crackle in her throat i'm like what mom what happened i'm like what oh my god
04:36what's going on right harry and megan are leaving the royal family i'm like mom are you serious that's
04:42why you're so upset she's like what's never been done it's a really it's a as an american it's like my
04:48my grandpa came from kentucky i think that i think honest to god the closest thing we have to this
04:52is just elvis you're right i follow elvis i follow elvis he was called the king yeah he was called the
05:00i mean like i literally think that's the only thing that's even remotely close that the the loyalty would
05:05be to be all right there's just nothing really to pay for the lifestyle like i would you know if i
05:13looked at my check and there was a royal family fee oh my god you want to see somebody get involved
05:17in politics i'd be like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah wow furious for sure
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