Andy the Duchess of Sussex

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how the Duke and Duchess of Sussex want to step back as members of the Royal Family and Andy wastes no time tossing his application in the mix for the position.

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00:00what's the bombshell that prince harry and megan markle dropped on the royal family yesterday

00:10well there was a bunch of very upset royals oh my god kill them prince harry and megan markle

00:19announced yesterday they are stepping back as senior members of the royal family now it doesn't

00:26mean really that they're quitting or they're renouncing their fancy titles as the duke and

00:30duchess of sussex right it's just that they don't want to get killed by the paparazzi and stuff right

00:35pretty much i think they want a little bit more of a normal life private life yes um they said they

00:42want to quote carve out a progressive new role within the institution of the royal family they

00:50don't want their money well they said they don't want it they don't want their money they don't want

00:55their money they're going to make their own money can you apply for this you'll you'll take it

00:59taking the role of prince harry yeah i'm the duchess of sussex guys i'm the duchess of sussex

01:06how did you get the duchess mark congratulations it's great i'm a duchess of sussex

01:12i did it

01:13i'm a duke

01:18that's amazing oh and duke andy yeah that'd be great you got the name there's a lot of andrews in

01:25there yeah you're right there's one really bad one yeah they're not the greatest they need a new

01:30andrew they need a better new andrew so every time andy comes into the room we're gonna have to play

01:35this now here comes a nice sorry i was late today everyone the duchess as you know i had dukely

01:41duties dukely duties kept me up late last night really what were you doing duking it out duke

01:48stuff you wouldn't understand looking for a duchess oh i see you trying to find me a good old duchess

01:55oh you find one real quick you just applied for that yeah filled out a simple application

02:00wrong you know went in for the interview killed it yeah must have yeah that a range rover you're

02:08driving now yeah i got securities with you give one of those yeah these are my dudes they'll kill you

02:13if you stop really don't don't don't tempt them they're itching to kill me yeah they are they gave

02:19me this cool scepter that is look at that thing right that is nice very bejeweled yeah yeah so many

02:26and that cape you're wearing that's also quite fancy well yeah i knew you'd get that's the first

02:31thing i asked for i was like now that i'm a duke you get me my little red suit my first i'm gonna

02:35need a cape i'm gonna need a lando calrissian style to half cape i want a half cape and a scepter

02:42immediately stop right at the small of his back half a foot above my ass yeah i want a little cape

02:50yeah those bands are tight those are tight that's how the dukes do it yeah that's how you do it when

02:57you're a duke yeah green bean so a lot of uh formal dinners and big events in your future yeah i love

03:03that part they're not ready for it you know they're not ready for my appetites see you on the balcony

03:10waving hey english people oh thanks for making me a duke oh man it's a queen it's more of a this

03:18yeah yeah i wave how i want i'm a dude it's a brand new day in dukery that's why they brought him in

03:24change it up they wanted they wanted to change it up just so you know because you're not an actual

03:30member of the royal family you the uh the salary does not come along with the position oh at least

03:35i got a cape and a scepter that's a multi-million dollar scepter hey dude uh i just noticed your

03:41scepter's on ebay what yeah you're selling it on ebay i don't know how that got there

03:48doesn't seem like something 1.6 million duke that's right i renounced my dukedom you're not paying me i'm

03:57not gonna be a duke oh you're not a duke anymore that was fast all right stop the road i did it for

04:01the scepter i did it all for the scepter so i said before that the royal family was big in my

04:07family growing up right being from northern island part of the united kingdom that was our queen that's

04:12our royal family right so i hadn't even heard about this yesterday i was running around doing a bunch

04:16of stuff i get a call from my mom you guys i seriously thought someone in the family had died

04:22come on like the tone in her voice she's like our david mom what's wrong have you heard the news

04:31and it was like a little crackle in her throat i'm like what mom what happened i'm like what oh my god

04:36what's going on right harry and megan are leaving the royal family i'm like mom are you serious that's

04:42why you're so upset she's like what's never been done it's a really it's a as an american it's like my

04:48my grandpa came from kentucky i think that i think honest to god the closest thing we have to this

04:52is just elvis you're right i follow elvis i follow elvis he was called the king yeah he was called the

05:00i mean like i literally think that's the only thing that's even remotely close that the the loyalty would

05:05be to be all right there's just nothing really to pay for the lifestyle like i would you know if i

05:13looked at my check and there was a royal family fee oh my god you want to see somebody get involved

05:17in politics i'd be like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah wow furious for sure

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