00:0015 years ago, a legend was born, idolized by every man, desired by every woman.
00:26He's battled all forms of evil, and won every time, and now he's returned to face his greatest enemy, himself.
00:47Oh my god! It's the Toxic Avenger, Charmaville's favorite hideous deformed creature of superhuman size and strength!
00:55Toxiii!
00:57You gotta stop. Yourself. The evil version of you. You've gone power mad.
01:03Hey, it ain't so!
01:05It ain't so. The evil version of me? Yeah.
01:10I never trusted Toxii! Yeah!
01:13Toxii's a hero!
01:15Heroes, don't double amputate police chiefs!
01:19Stay back, everybody!
01:21These are...
01:23And hurl 12-year-old children! It's a brick wall!
01:27I've assembled the only team capable of bringing him in.
01:31All right, Toxii! Freeze right there!
01:34Superheroes! Dolphin Man! Mad Cowboy! Sergeant Kabuki Man! NYPD! Master Baiter!
01:45I'm not going to die. Not in Jersey.
01:47We don't want to kill you, but we will!
01:50Well, if that's a Toxic Avenger, where's that morbidly obese ward and sergeant fetish?
01:56It's lard-ass punk! You're pregnant with two babies.
02:02Two babies?
02:04From what appears to be two completely different fathers.
02:08And that's preposterous!
02:10You will, Dad.
02:12Oh, God?
02:13Yeah, what do you want?
02:15I'm your daddy now.
02:17Melvin!
02:19Melvin?
02:21Melvin?
02:25What the hell is going on here?
02:27There could be only one.
02:34Yeah!
02:35Ahhhhhhhhhh!
02:37You owe it!
02:42Oh, come tomorrow!
02:43Uh!
02:44Whoa!
02:49Dad!
02:50Ah!
02:52Oh!
02:54Ah!
03:02Ah!
03:03No, slut.
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