Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a house for sale that contains a sex dungeon and take a call from a listener who had a neighbor with one, that she may have experienced herself.
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00:00if you are in the market for a house you may better look to philadelphia where you can get
00:11a house there with its own sex dungeon nice yep you never know keep your eyes open for that you
00:19never know what's going on behind neighbor's closed doors don't want to know no you don't
00:24probably but you do know once it's on zillow yeah you do you know i mean then it's like you wouldn't
00:33that blow your mind if you had a neighbor who you know normal outgoing regular person and then you
00:38were like they've got a sex dungeon yeah i guess so if they were just normal yeah i think if you
00:44there's some people you couldn't think if you knew like oh they were up to some shenanigans
00:48and then all of a sudden you see oh they had a full-on sex room i think you could pick out
00:54someone on any street where you could be like oh a sex dungeon yeah yeah i i will say i think
01:00having a sex dungeon is very rare taking the step like people are into some kinky stuff but taking
01:08the step to like have a wooden cross all those crazy whips and beds kara grew up with a next-door
01:16neighbor that had a sex dungeon is that right yes i did um he's 98 years old and still alive his wife
01:24recently just died um he's also a veteran yes they were they were in their prime back in the 50s
01:31where they met at a dance and now that he's you know he's still a warrior he despite being
01:37a double amputee from the war they had a sex swing which i saw when i was a kid i didn't know what it
01:42was but they used it is it made it easier for them to have sex and there was a whole room designated
01:48to this and they were swingers and my parents were very very upset about this because their
01:53parties would like kind of like leak out into the front lawn and all the neighbors could see
01:57um so now that i i help the household and i take him for walks and he walks around the block with a
02:04walker despite being a double amputee so he's told me all about how they met and their love life and the
02:10first time they made love and then he got into you know i asked him about their their room in the
02:17basement the whole basement is is pretty like retro and sexy and he's so cool he's the coolest old man
02:26i know because he's so free to share stories and let me tell you i'm a freak myself so we just sit
02:31there for hours yeah just talking about and talking it up yeah and i mean his wife she was 89 when she
02:40died and she was still gorgeous she would dress in these luxurious dressing gowns you know and she
02:45had a uh she smoked cigarettes with those long filters and she was one sexy mama i know right i know
02:54and he's still i mean i gotta say he's gorgeous if i were a little bit older
02:59kara you have now touched him and you touched him this is a weird relationship you're describing
03:05tuesdays with maury at all
03:08come on maury admit it you've banged him
03:14yeah
03:16grandpa put it to her
03:25jesus 98 he's 98 he's still doing it eight years old
03:30wow
03:31covered in tattoos he was a greaser oh he's he's really quite amazing
03:35there you go yes
03:38jesus
03:39wow there you go holy holy crazy good for him
03:47and he fought for our country to keep us free and safe so i you know thank him that's right
03:53for his service and thank him for slaying your bits yeah exactly he saluted you how old are you by the way just a quick side note
04:0030 34
04:02damn girl
04:03yep just pop
04:04plop him up on that sex swing and ride him
04:08to town
04:09you gotta love a man in uniform
04:11yeah i guess
04:12never heard dave make a noise like that
04:14he's a damn girl
04:16that's crazy
04:18alright kara
04:20thank you for calling
04:21alright i wish you well
04:23you as well
04:23you as well
04:2434 and 98
04:27are you kidding
04:27i'll tell you
04:28i'll tell you i never expected to still bang a young hot piece of ass
04:33yep
04:33but i am
04:35look at me
04:36wow
04:37get me in my swing
04:38i'll tell you a few of my sex stories
04:40i'll show you how it's done
04:42he talked the pants
04:431948
04:44off a 34 year old
04:46he talked the pants off her
04:47i think it was pretty easy
04:48you think her pants come off
04:49come on
04:52old easy pants cara there
04:56i mean she said she's adventurous
04:58or whatever
04:58she described herself
05:00i wasn't even looking to
05:01you know
05:02the next thing i knew
05:03she plopped me on a sex swing
05:05and i'm banging her
05:07i was just out for a walk
05:09i just wanted to get my walk in
05:11i'll tell you
05:13i hit my steps that day
05:14damn girl
05:19die up girl
05:2134 damn girl
05:24i knew it
05:25i could just tell
05:26she was trying to get through this call
05:28without saying that she did it
05:30yeah but i wasn't gonna let that happen
05:31but every corner
05:32i mean she easily said it
05:33i mean she's basically saying it without saying
05:35yeah
05:35it was pretty obvious
05:37and i think she liked
05:39i don't know what happened with the wife
05:40she liked her too
05:42yeah
05:42oh do you think uh
05:44i don't know
05:45i don't
05:45i we
05:45who knows what we would have thought
05:47if we kept her on the phone
05:48she banged a 98 year old double amputee
05:51yes
05:52and possibly
05:54the
05:55she thought the wife was gorgeous at 89
05:57exactly
05:58she had long cigarettes and
06:00long gowns
06:01so what
06:02you don't know
06:03beauty comes from the cigarettes
06:06can i tell you
06:08why don't you go down on him
06:12while i watch
06:15and then you can go down on me
06:17put him in his swing
06:18get him up there
06:20here let me help you
06:21he's heavy
06:26little son of a bitch
06:27oh boy
06:31oh my lord
06:34what
06:34little son of a bitch
06:36that deserves one of these
06:38damn girl
06:42oh man
06:47jesus on earth
06:48he's right
06:49he's back
06:51someone said he puts on his civil war uniform and bangs
06:53yeah
06:54hard for the north
06:57nuts
06:58what a revelation
07:00you
07:01you
07:10you
07:12you
07:20you