00:00now i know you're not into uh much older women but i think you take whatever you could get i
00:09think maybe you might be going with this i want to give this one a ringy dingy oh here we go
00:14because this woman just celebrated a milestone birthday she was honored at the state capital
00:18in oklahoma uh she just turned 105 okay and like yourselves like yourself she loves kfc and
00:27twinkies oh wow my god well that'll it does it boosts your score kfc and twinkies i too love that
00:34those products the combination both of those here's the story from uh koco tv it's not enough
00:41probably i keep preaching myself you know maybe i'm asleep she roared through the world
00:46i told you let's wait till you buy a purple jacket and has lived in dell city she looks just like my
00:52grandma how many of you know somebody who has lived through both world wars wednesday lois
00:58wooten was honored by the state house of representatives days ahead of her 105th birthday
01:03i ate a lot of kentucky fried chicken and twinkies don't tell me that why not lois drove until she
01:12was 98 she still lives alone in her dell city house i don't like to cook much but eat a lot
01:19of frozen dinners but uh who cares but for someone who spent the vast majority of her life without
01:25a computer loves technology including her iphone you get text messages oh yes that's all i do
01:33that's all you do is text i don't like the phone i'd rather just take some sort of millennial
01:40yeah something she is something an oklahoma treasure still independent and you got pretty brown eyes
01:49oh my god oh my god yeah get some get some yeah bitch i wouldn't mind you filling me in
02:00he doesn't care you ever had a woman that's lived through two world wars
02:05Oh my God, I want to see how he reacts to that.
02:12Let's back it up a second here.
02:14You've got pretty brown eyes.
02:15You've got pretty brown eyes.
02:16Oh, well, thank you.
02:17Still able to make a reporter blush.
02:20Happy birthday, Lois Wooten, this year and for many more years to come.
02:25That kind of made me blush a little bit again, actually.
02:28So Lois spent 20 years as the cafeteria manager at Kerr Junior High.
02:32Her late husband was a firefighter at Tinker Air Force Base.
02:35A fantastic woman.
02:36Again, happy birthday.
02:38He is great.
02:39Firefighter and in the armed services.
02:41Yeah.
02:42So she was used to just getting railed.
02:44I was railed proper about 70 years ago.
02:47And all the sex kept her alive.
02:49I'll tell you why I'm alive.
02:51I'll show you where some breaking news is.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Right down here.
02:55Right under these trousers.
02:57You get these purple pants off me.
02:59There's another surprise.
03:01I swear to God.
03:02Like my my grandma.
03:06That's exactly how my grandma dressed right there.
03:08To a tee to a tee.
03:10And eventually she was even like in a wheelchair.
03:13She looked like it's exact.
03:14It's like a crazy weird.
03:17Was she that uniform you buy?
03:19I'm assuming she had to be pretty horny because she never really got with anyone else after my grandpa died.
03:25She was like, no, it was my guy.
03:27That's it.
03:28I don't give a crap.
03:29Yes.
03:30I think a certain age, like all your clothes just become purple.
03:34I'm telling you, my mom is going down this purple lane already.
03:40She loves purple now.
03:42That's like a bad Prince song.
03:44Purple lane.
03:45Purple lane.
03:46Yeah.
03:47Listen, I got seconds left.
03:49You brown eyed, delicious piece of meat.
03:52Come on.
03:53Send me to heaven.
03:54Why don't you shut these cameras off and give me a what for her downstairs.
03:58Yeah.
03:59Dancing Charleston on my bits.
04:01I'll do the Charleston shoe.
04:05Oh, no.
04:06You know what I'm talking about.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:10Get down there.
04:11Get in there.
04:12I'm just texting away.
04:13Yeah.
04:14She's probably, now I know what she's doing.
04:16She's dirty.
04:17She's probably like Tinder.
04:18Here's my ta-tas.
04:19Hey, brown eyes.
04:20You want to give me her number?
04:21Yeah.
04:22His phone's blowing up.
04:24Here's my Snapchat.
04:25Yeah, she's got a Snapchat.
04:27Oh, it's Lois Wooten again.
04:29I pounded her in oblivion.
04:32Sent her off.
04:34I got an update for you.
04:36He keeps making news puns at him.
04:39Yeah.
04:40She's pretty amazing lady.
04:41But 105 and still hitting on guys.
04:43Still eating her KFC and her Twinkies.
04:45That is what's awesome is that you're 105.
04:47You're still totally with it.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Like that's the only way.
04:51That's the only way to live to 105.
04:53Yeah.
04:54That's crazy.
04:55How much is in her brain?
04:56Gosh.
04:57You know what?
04:58It was not awesome yesterday.
05:00So my mom's birthday today.
05:02Yeah.
05:03But we had a little party for her yesterday.
05:05And so she pulls me aside.
05:07You know, my mom is very nice.
05:09Yes.
05:10Sexually adventurous.
05:11She's just a jokester, right?
05:12Right.
05:13But she's like, David, you know what this is?
05:17I'm like, no, mom.
05:18I don't know.
05:19What do you mean?
05:20What is this?
05:21Your birthday party?
05:22No.
05:23Tamara.
05:24You know what Tamara is?
05:25Yeah.
05:26Your birthday.
05:27What birthday?
05:28Oh, my God.
05:2969.
05:30Oh, she got it.
05:32Yay!
05:33Yay!
05:34Oh, my God.
05:35Oh, my God.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:37Look at her.
05:38I got you.
05:39I bet.
05:40I know what's going on right now.
05:41Oh, no.
05:42We know how she's celebrating.
05:43Are you kidding me?
05:44Like, still.
05:45She's not in the best health.
05:46She, you know, she's not in the best mood sometimes, but she still had a 69 joke for me.
05:50That's awesome.
05:51That's good.
05:52Oh, God.
05:53Oh, I bet.
05:54I know it's embarrassing, but it's good.
05:55She could pull out the 69 joke.
05:5669.
05:57I'm like, Mom, I don't even know what that is.
06:01Please don't.
06:02Amber's like, what did your mom say?
06:03I'm like, I don't want to talk about it.
06:04Never mind.
06:05Don't talk about it.
06:06What did she say to you?
06:07Don't.
06:08At least she didn't say it in front of the whole group of people.
06:09No, thank God.
06:10She pulled you aside.
06:11Amber's parents were there.
06:12It would have been very awkward.
06:13Oh, man.
06:14Oh, no, Mom.
06:15Just me.
06:16She just wanted to make me, like, go beet red.
06:18Oh, why'd it switch?
06:20Uh-oh.
06:21What's happening there?
06:22We're trying to get the tingle.
06:23Yeah.
06:24We're trying to get the tingle.
06:25Trying to get the tingle.
06:26I don't need a tingle.
06:27A tingle.
06:28Yeah.
06:29There you go.
06:30Happy 69th birthday to my mom.
06:3369.
06:3469, dear.
06:35Oh, 69.
06:36All right.
06:37All right.
06:38Bye.
06:39Bye.
06:40Bye.
06:41Bye.
06:42Bye.
06:43Bye.
06:44Bye.
06:45Bye.
06:46Bye.
06:47Bye.
06:48Bye.
06:50Bye.
06:51Bye.
06:52Bye.
06:53Bye.
06:54Bye.
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