Taser Reactions

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an older woman who was tased after a confrontation with police and ask listener who have been tased to call-in and share what happens to your body during the shock.

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00:00why does this old broad get aggressive with a police officer i don't think anyone really

00:11knows at this point but he pulled her over to give her a ticket and she wasn't having it

00:18and things with this woman in her 60s got way out of control well they get very angry they don't

00:27like a ticket dude oh they get very angry here's how it played out here smart car k-o-c-o-t-v no not

00:33a smart car well i did issue for a defective equipment it's 80 dollars so you have till

00:37september 16th to take care of this uh get you to sign there with the x's so you don't even give

00:43a warning for this you've been driving around for six months like that i'm truthful well i'm not

00:48going to give you a warning for something you've been driving for six months you be fair with me

00:52and i'll be fair with you step out no you're under arrest no i'm not oh boy it turns aggressive

00:58step out you are full of because you're not like me under no damn arrest she refuses to get out

01:04not take off shut up and give me that and i'll sign it then takes off the officer can't do that

01:09she finally pulls over the officer pulls out his gun get out of the car so grandma dies that day

01:17pulls hamel out of her truck that's when you see hamel kick him in the groin

01:21oh boy there he tases granny to put her hands behind her back that's so dangerous too finally

01:28placing her under arrest jeez she took a tase like a man didn't she though she barely flinched

01:35it's like the worst pain you've ever felt in your life for five seconds yeah so like worse than

01:50childbirth for her yeah like the worst pain you've ever felt across your whole entire body

01:55five seconds you know i don't know if we've ever asked and then it goes away has anyone listening

01:59been tased i'm sure we've asked it like a hundred thousand times so many people we've never asked

02:05it i think we have yeah i'm gonna try to have somebody come and taste yeah yeah yeah i just

02:12talked i just talked to a guy and i preferred to the tasing over the macing yeah did you get tased james

02:17no no we were trying to get someone to tase him years ago this was like when we first started the

02:23show here yeah probably four or five years ago yeah and uh no one would sign up to tase him for us

02:27yeah well people would sign up to tase me but i would like something to come from a professional

02:32somebody who has some experience not some random dude with a taser yeah exactly and he's tased some

02:36stuff in his basement walking through the neighborhood because we've got plenty of those offers

02:39sure maybe homemade taser yeah i might this kills james i just assume i'd either wet or poop myself

02:47if yeah i don't know like i don't know how much control you have over all that stuff uh now don

02:54john had the reaction i worried about when he got tased is that right don yeah that's right what

03:00you you peed or pooped uh i pooped i pooped oh wow that sucks that sucks yeah don what what led to

03:11you being tased i was out on my front lawn and i got into an argument with the neighbors across the

03:17street and they're there's some a-holes so they called the police and i was out there just pretty

03:21much uh belligerently arguing with myself until the police showed up yeah and the next thing i know

03:27um he tased me and sure enough uh like i started squealing like a girl i hit the ground man you know

03:34i don't know what happened like two minutes later once he stopped i uh felt some some warmth down

03:38in the back side just fired out of you huh hit your poop button you did your butthole probably

03:46is going crazy while you're getting electrocuted oh i bet oh yeah it's a horrible thing

03:51but it might be like

03:57i've never imagined how your butthole would react to a taste i wonder if it squeezes or if it releases

04:13you think it would really think it probably both just pulsates yeah i bet it's both yeah because

04:18your body tenses up you think right my money's on pulsate james hi james how are you how we doing

04:24uh first of all you've been tased how many times uh it was a total of 17 times you've been tased

04:3017 times after the 10th time doctor told me not to anymore and uh i kept i kept going back to work

04:38the doctor's like you are at real risk of getting guy fietti here yeah

04:43james okay so because this is our show here and we want to know how did your butthole react

04:52did you want did you want to it's full it's full tense it's you don't have control of anything

04:57everything rocks up tight you go stiff as a board you hit the ground it doesn't matter if your face

05:01is there or not so your b-hole locks up tight it does everything everything you have no control i mean

05:07it is full full lock tension and dave and fort myers you made a mistake what was your mistake

05:14well i was dating a sheriff when she was going on maneuvers and i was messing with her taser

05:20with the red laser the red dot and i was making the cat jump on the dog all up and i thought it

05:24was so funny i kind of slapped my leg and when i did the taser went off it zapped me in my other leg

05:29well as long as you pull the trigger the juice keeps going well if you ever grab the whole uh

05:34barbed wire fence or electro fence you know once you grab it you can't let go and i couldn't let go

05:38she ended up she she ended up looking over the kitchen counter there i was zapping myself laying

05:43on the floor convulsions

05:45how long do you think you were tasing yourself before she was able to intervene

05:55oh well it's the counter she was in the kitchen at the sink so it was probably a couple good couple

06:00minutes before she even looked over the counter to see me laying on the ground

06:03oh my god yeah exactly exactly so yeah during the tasing you tense you tense up but i guess it's

06:10be careful don't don't release too much right don't relax too much when it's over but i think

06:16you're so sore your whole body's like oh yeah and then that includes your b-hole

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