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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from some listeners who purchased items from the funeral home yard sale and imagine what the person who bough the used embalming table is like.

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00:00we talked about the fact that a funeral home was holding an estate sale which we thought
00:11was the craziest thing ever at least it's totally old creepy stuff including the embalming table
00:16they were selling and it was covered covered in stuff in whatever dead juice
00:21well freaky deaky yeah okay i'll tell you in a second here someone followed up to say hey
00:29love the show we actually had the pleasure of being invited to shop that funeral home estate sale you
00:35were talking about the description of the location you provided pretty spot on i'm writing to tell you
00:41though there was something even creepier for sale dolls what the funeral home had a room where kids
00:49could go play years of emotionally distraught children playing with these now old crusty creepy
00:56dolls we bought every one of them good luck to you here's the pictures they're the most terrifying
01:05things no no that satan ever has come up with look at these dirty dirty old scary haunted dolls how
01:15many dolls did they need in there four boxes worth they had i guess when you think about so this place
01:20lease lease was ancient and it was some family business that was old old old so they've had a
01:27doll room for 70 years or whatever yeah so you've got dolls some of the dolls are 50 years old
01:34super haunted super haunted doll haunted doll at least this table i've never heard of an estate sale for
01:43a funeral home yeah no it's crazy right yeah i guess they do got to sell that stuff um by the way
01:50she does follow up with that she met the person who bought the used embalming table uh they are a
01:56collector of oddities and curiosities yes of course so there's a whole show about these people this is
02:03nothing new to bring into his home it's going to be added to his display set up in his living room
02:08yep alongside wicker caskets embalming equipment and other memento mori
02:14jeez memento mori yeah death death mementos memento mori i don't want anyone who has death
02:23mementos i don't really ever want to interact with people that are like i'm into oddities
02:28curiosities oddities when i printed cuban skull unfortunately it printed the pictures
02:33oh look at this one look why did that why did they get so close i don't know it printed them
02:39did the doll take that yeah that's a haunted doll selfie doll selfie my god play with me
02:47so who bought the funeral home stuff like do we know well just it was open to it was open to the
02:55public to the public no one that listens to the show well these people these people the dolls i feel
03:00like their name is probably something like baron von morto yes exactly i don't know what it was
03:06it's probably more polish than that you've given yourself the title of baron yeah yes i'm a collector
03:11of curiosities and oddities and old circus memorabilia i'm baron von morto
03:19you paid fifteen thousand dollars for this bloody table i'm eccentric what other stuff do you have
03:28baron oh i have all kinds of animal what are they fetuses and jars i have everything you'd ever want
03:35curious curious where are you oddities what are you a baron on i have not figured that out yet
03:44just my home oh my estate yeah baron von morto
03:52electric oddities he's got a cane for no reason oh yeah you don't need that cane do you baron von morto
03:59uh cape eye patch top hat half cape that's what i prefer half cape protects you from the rain looks
04:06good gives you the upper hand in dealing when buying oddities and curiosities listen i have been
04:14sucked into the oddities and curiosities show i don't know how long ago that was but it was like
04:21just like the way you'd watch a house hunters or whatever it'd be like we've been given
04:27a budget of fourteen thousand dollars
04:32to going to shop for baron von morto
04:37find me the most curious of oddities that's what they would do they'd have a certain amount
04:43of money they'd go and they'd go and they'd find like an estate sale like this and then they would
04:47creepily buy
04:48the creepiest stuff they could for like the money that they had guess what's in this pouch
04:54what's that human skull six glass eyes
04:57god i was wrong
05:00he's the best
05:04he's the best
05:05there he goes he's the best oddities
05:08come in and see my curious most curious things
05:11james do you know if that show's still on
05:13that crazy show what is it called is it called i'm not sure if it's still on
05:18where they collected those things i saw that show yeah it's like the history channel what was it called
05:23curious oddities
05:26curious oddities
05:28collectors of curious oddities
05:29i don't know i have no idea what it was really called
05:36this is my lover and secretary cynthia crispin
05:39let's see if it uh oddities just
05:44yeah that's it
05:45it was like a reality tv show
05:47follows the operation of uh
05:48of this place uh
05:50items bought and sold by the shop are featured in the show
05:53have included a mummified cat
05:55a monkey skull
05:56and art made from nail clippings
05:58like every time they'd be like
06:00we're very sorry baron von mortis
06:02he's whatever you're done
06:03what is his name
06:04baron von mortel
06:05baron von morto
06:07baron von morto
06:08we're really really sorry but
06:10we went over budget but
06:13by
06:14twenty five thousand dollars but can we show you
06:17what we
06:18yeah
06:18was it most curious
06:20dead grandmother
06:21i should put it in my bedroom
06:24they're always like we had we just simply had to it was so creepy
06:31grandmother's corpse
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