Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about the most common sex dreams people have when a listener mentioned how she had a bad sex dream about a co-worker. The show then imagines 'A Nightmare On Elm Street' style movie but where an undesirable guy haunts your sex dreams.
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00:00let's talk about sex dreams for a bit here sex dreams can hit you by surprise and it's
00:10interesting what your subconscious comes up with according to a new survey of a thousand men and
00:14a thousand women the most common thing for women to dream about is sex with someone close to them
00:21a friend but the most popular dream for men something completely different sex with an ex
00:28now they say first of all don't take your erotic dreams too seriously it doesn't mean that's what
00:34you want to have happen but just under three quarters of women surveyed say they have dreamt
00:39about a pal and 68 say of women that they've dreamt about having sex with a co-worker dreams
00:47always mean something else it's interesting when you start to analyze dreams it's never about
00:52it's not so blatant this woman said i had a dream about the grossest fattest doctor i work with
00:58performing the best oral on me ever the orgasm was so intense it woke me up
01:04so he's like good morning
01:08that's horrible that's a bad one oh my god somewhere in your head yeah you just hope that it's like
01:17one of those ones that goes away fast right but that's hilarious good for him good for dream him
01:22dream him could be that way i kill it in ladies dreams you wouldn't believe in many fantasies
01:30i end up being with me he'd be so excited to hear that i go down on chicks in people's dreams
01:37and i'm amazing in their dreams this woman said i'm a female i do have real orgasms in my dreams
01:49very intense vivid lucid can hear smell and feel okay so i start dating this girl right i start dating
01:56this girl she is making noise in the middle of the night and she's probably saying something like
02:05that's tough that is a tough person to sleep next to yeah i can't stop thinking about the idea of a fat
02:12doctor that travels into the ladies dreams
02:14it's like inception
02:17that's horrible
02:18fatception
02:19get out of here
02:22get out of here
02:24get out of my dreams
02:25there's nothing you can do about it
02:27except enjoy the time of your life
02:30no i don't want to
02:32fatception
02:33leave
02:34i don't know what it is about me
02:36but i'm irresistible
02:38i'm like oh no
02:41i got a prescription for you
02:44and it's my tongue
02:46oh jeezy pete
02:50just lay back
02:51enjoy the ride
02:53it's like uh freddy krueger
02:58right but the doctor
02:59but worse
03:00oh my god
03:02overweight doctor dreams
03:05someone said don't fall asleep or your bits he'll eat
03:09looks like you're feeling sleeping
03:14sleeping
03:17someone should do that movie
03:32because that is
03:33super creepy
03:34you don't want it to happen
03:37and i'll eat your bits
03:41all night long
03:43looks like you fell asleep again
03:47the doctor's in the house
03:53time for your appointment
03:57time for another house call
04:00where are we gonna do this
04:03are we doing it in the kitchen again
04:06check my bag of tricks
04:07which is just my mouth
04:08he like sticks his tongue out
04:11and like moves all different ways
04:13it's like six tongues
04:14that's right
04:17it's incredible
04:19someone called him
04:22fellatio krueger
04:23oh man
04:28you'll never sleep again
04:30sleep well
04:33i love like
04:35like a sorority
04:36of girls
04:38that are just like
04:38we can't go to sleep
04:40we can't
04:40that doctor's gonna show up
04:42into our dreams again
04:43big fat doctor
04:44hey ladies
04:47everybody needs to get some sleep
04:50uh
04:51it looks like tiffany fell asleep
04:53it's a really creepy
04:57it's a super creepy dream
04:58it is
04:59absolutely
04:59you