Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about women being passive aggressive and ask listeners to share their personal experiences.
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00:00what are the passive aggressive techniques women use when they're mad at their guys
00:13this says a lot of women walk around naked but refuse to have sex so like the wolf of wall street
00:20move right but is that really a thing are there women actually walking around butt naked but like
00:26you can't get this because i'm mad at you didn't it happen to mad men too she like yeah but he took it
00:33oh he took it
00:34yep this is a pretty crazy scene
00:48doesn't work in the reverse no you can walk around new and it won't affect her as much
00:55you can't get any of this and you can't even with withholding sex or whatever isn't even a guy
01:02guys can't use that move you know guys in great shape can do that i got my wiener out and i'm like
01:08regret much
01:09you just remember tonight you get none of this
01:15give me that give me that right now
01:17no
01:18he's covering his breasts
01:21his bits
01:24give me that give me that right now
01:27you look upon me as if i'm a piece of meat
01:32i want all that
01:36i burnt your gaze
01:38no means no
01:44lisa's gonna take it anyway
01:48we want it you just take it
01:51i'll take it
01:52and we cave in a half a second that's the problem
01:57yeah
01:57oh yeah i mean
01:59no
02:00someone said i've always known lisa was the don in the italian mob boss way i didn't know she was
02:05oh also don draper
02:06i'm just gonna take it
02:08yeah
02:08i'll just take it from you
02:09uh listen to this diabolical thing this guy's wife does he texted us in
02:13my wife normally makes my coffee for me in the morning
02:16but on days when she's angry her passive aggressive move
02:19she'll put like half a teaspoon of coffee grounds
02:23into my five cup thermos
02:25just ruins my entire day he says
02:28so she gives him like the weakest ass coffee
02:31basically just light brown water
02:33yeah
02:33in a thermos
02:34oh my god
02:34imagine if i got in here and i was like oh sweet coffee
02:37oh yeah
02:39i'm surprised she still even you know gets his coffee right
02:42no but see that's the passive aggressive part right
02:44oh right right right
02:45that is that like
02:47i'm gonna go through all the motions
02:49like i'm still doing all these things that are technically for you
02:53but it's just i'm doing them all
02:55very poorly
02:57yeah i don't think that way too much
03:00i i think i just won't make you coffee
03:02yeah
03:02a few
03:03yeah
03:03get your own coffee
03:05i think you're probably a little more direct
03:07yeah i'm direct
03:08you're not passive aggressive just aggressive
03:10yeah
03:10no there's no passive
03:13with lisa there's no passive
03:15lisa's like you wanted a war
03:17you want it nasty
03:20yeah
03:22yeah she's more of like uh
03:25she's more of an al capone dinner table scene from
03:30what movie was that with sean connery
03:35where he just bashes the brain in of some poor
03:37oh my god
03:38of a victim
03:39oh my god that is
03:41that's me
03:41just straight too aggressive
03:43yeah lisa's not gonna
03:44i would appreciate that more
03:46just tell me
03:48just okay
03:48you're pissed off
03:49you're angry
03:49let's be angry at me
03:51but lisa just comes in with a bat
03:52she hits you five or six times
03:54and it's over
03:55and then it's over
03:56we move on
03:56we move on quick
03:57so in that situation
03:58lisa where you
03:59let's say you made a thermos of coffee
04:00every day for lenny
04:01and he did something tonight
04:02to piss you off
04:02the next morning
04:03you just wouldn't go anywhere near him
04:05no coffee
04:06no coffee
04:06no
04:07no coffee
04:08no nothing
04:09he'd get up
04:10ready to leave
04:10there'd be nothing there
04:12there'd be like a bear trap
04:13under a blanket
04:15stepping at a snap his leg
04:19oh you found my bear trap
04:21now get out
04:25yeah
04:25yeah robin's not passive aggressive
04:28she'll just
04:28she's like
04:29the lisa method
04:30yeah
04:30she's like here's what you did
04:32and here's what the punishment will be
04:34and i'm like oh
04:37it's nice though
04:39it's clear
04:39it's clear
04:40it's kind of
04:41rather you be clear than
04:41all this beating around the bush crap
04:43psychological torture the other way
04:45yes it totally is
04:45I hate that
04:46sure is
04:47tell me what's wrong
04:48black eyes
04:50like chuck's eyes
04:54scream
04:56they get darker
04:57every day
04:58sarah what's the passive aggressive move
05:02you use when you're mad at your guy
05:03when my husband makes me mad
05:05i'll go out to his truck
05:06and i'll turn on the windshield wipers
05:08and turn off his radio
05:09and then i'll change all of his pre-programmed stations
05:12to like classical music
05:13that's hilarious
05:15that's bold
05:16what the
05:18he turns his truck on
05:19weep weep weep
05:21ah
05:21no no no no no
05:22what the hell
05:25that's a hilarious couple of seconds
05:27you gotta record his reaction to that
05:29yeah you really do
05:30so he won't know what's coming
05:32but all of a sudden
05:33he'll get in the car
05:33and it will just be blaring classical music
05:35alright time for some leonard skinner
05:37here
05:37yeah
05:38i wonder what he has to do to
05:40well it's
05:41i mean just changing all of them
05:43i mean it's a nightmare really
05:44i mean well it's you know
05:46well first it would scare the hell out of you
05:47if it was blaring right
05:48yeah
05:49what
05:49ladies just tell us
05:53don't make us think we're going bald
05:55don't give us a quarter of a teaspoon of coffee
05:59in our coffee thermos
06:00don't change all our radio stations
06:02and turn on our windshield wipers
06:04just tell us
06:05tell us we're idiots
06:06we'll figure it out
06:07we'll work it out
06:08we'll go from there
06:09enough of the passive aggressive
06:10coming up
06:11and then we'll play it
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