Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about things that uncovered a cheater when one story involving a diary leads to Chuck sharing the contents of his sex diary.
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00:00and we want to know from you on the riff lines for the next little bit what's the simple thing
00:10you did that outed you as a cheater or what stupid thing helped you uncover someone cheating
00:17kevin from toledo is here with us on the riff lines next hi kevin how are you uh good uh lisa
00:24don't be mad but uh i read her diary oh my christ keeps a diary when you're having an affair
00:32her diary just revealed everything she was doing with the other dude everything uh we were in
00:41college she was a sorority she was she was a crazy girl in the first place and uh i had this sneaky
00:47suspicion so one day i went over and her girlfriend's just like oh yeah go in the room so i'm sitting on
00:52the bed and i knew she wasn't going to be back for like an hour and i saw the diary and opened it up
00:57and it said everything i needed to know oh it's so funny that she think i would be mad that you read
01:03her diary because first of all she shouldn't have had a diary if you're like past the age of 10 you
01:07shouldn't have a diary and if you do have a diary you should probably have a lock on it but
01:12don't chronicle your slutty affairs in there kevin can i ask you like how detailed or graphic
01:23was she in her diary was it hard to read it uh it already told me everything i needed to know
01:29um he was a pike which is a fraternity they're a bunch of idiots and um and what they like to do
01:37they just like to start fights like five guys on one so i had this feeling like we were at this uh
01:42formal thing and i i saw they were really chummy and i told my buddy i said i think something's going
01:47on with those two and i read it and it was basically a picnic table at a park at night moon everything
01:55i mean it was all there everything dear diary
01:59i got railed today by one of the boys from pike
02:02the moon was perfect yes when i thought i realized she was a whore oh yeah of course
02:10absolutely kevin all right thanks for all those five dudes she was dumb enough to leave a diary
02:15right i saw his moon under the moon
02:18i just i just licked his behind
02:22just took a gander at that thing and just started eating oh my god
02:28your diary is a little different than my entry would have said she's a whore
02:33yeah at least it's like i saw a moon in the moon and he had his butthole
02:37gave him a total rimmer that's why guys don't keep diaries
02:42all our diaries would be crude yeah oh my god
02:45be short though at least they'd be short it wouldn't take a lot like i don't got a lot of
02:49stuff i would just draw like hieroglyphics and i'd be like banged outside
02:54banged outside today
02:57chuck's diary
02:58chuck's diary
02:59nice ass banged outside today chick with nice ass
03:03her name escapes me
03:08dear diary
03:10dear diary
03:13planning on getting an outdoor beager today
03:17let you know how it goes
03:21and then the next page is blank
03:23and then the next page is just a frowny face
03:27didn't work as planned
03:29didn't happen
03:29dumped again
03:31are you kidding chuck's diary
03:33jerked off again today
03:34yeah
03:34back to chuck twice today
03:37it'd be like those pages with the same thing on the shining
03:40when he's
03:41yeah
03:41no it'd be like
03:42and every other day
03:43be like measured my donger today
03:45no change
03:46and i'm waiting
03:49still waiting
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03:52still the same
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