Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share embarrassing ankle monitor stories and one story about a beach leads to Chuck acting out how the Bryster would react in a similar situation.
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00:00We want to know from you on the Rifflines right now, your most embarrassing ankle monitor
00:13story.
00:13Could you not go on a date?
00:15Did a date have to come to you?
00:16Like, what do you do?
00:18Like, do you shut down your life?
00:20It must be real hard to get a date.
00:23Like, if I'm on Tinder, right, and I'm a swiping, and I match with someone, and she's
00:29like, sure, let's go out.
00:31Yeah.
00:31Why don't you come over here?
00:33Yeah, it's in-home dates.
00:35Well, there are some guys that'll take an in-home date.
00:38I think that's right.
00:39You know what I mean?
00:40Kind of convenient.
00:41If I ever had a tether, I would not leave the house.
00:44I'd be so embarrassed.
00:45Yeah.
00:45Really?
00:46Like, so, yeah.
00:47Like, it would just be.
00:48Yeah.
00:48But, I mean, I think people do, because they're like, I can't.
00:51Even though I have this.
00:52Yeah, just Lisa.
00:53Lisa, whatever happens that leads Lisa to get a tether.
00:57I mean, I couldn't wear my boots, which would be real.
01:00That's your main concern.
01:02That's your footwear.
01:04If I'm trying to hide it from you, like, because Andy sees probably the most over here.
01:08Yeah, I could see the shoes.
01:09And then, if I'm trying to hide it, and I'm, like, wearing, like, real wide pants or something,
01:13and then it kind of comes up a little bit, and then you're, like, get a glimpse of it,
01:17and you're, like, I think Lisa has an ankle monitor.
01:20Right, because they allow you to leave for work, just work and back, so you could still
01:24come in and do the show, but then you'd have to head right home with your ankle monitor
01:27and try to find other creative ways.
01:29Yeah.
01:29At least it would create some sort of designer ankle monitor cover that could never be unsealed.
01:35I don't know.
01:35It'd be tough.
01:36She'd be out of that ankle monitor in 15 seconds.
01:40Lee Ray's with us next on the Rifflines.
01:42Hi, Lee Ray.
01:43Hi.
01:44So we're talking about embarrassing penis, embarrassing ankle monitor stories.
01:48Yeah, I had a buddy that was at one, and he had to carry a box with him that if you become
01:56separated from this box, it sets off a signal, and that way, what it is, is the person wearing
02:02the bracelet, when they hear that signal, they have to automatically contact their probation
02:07officer, because the box is saying that they're out of their area.
02:12Wow, I didn't realize you also had to carry a box.
02:15Maybe everyone doesn't.
02:17Well, that might be a different kind or something.
02:19Yeah.
02:19That's a pain in the...
02:20Imagine if I came in one day and I just had a box under my arm.
02:25Hey, guys.
02:25Yeah.
02:26How's it going?
02:26Doesn't that make it worse, though?
02:28Oh, of course it does.
02:29I've got ankle monitor and a box.
02:31That's where I go.
02:32I've got a wee box under my arm.
02:34Yeah.
02:34How's it going, guys?
02:36I'd have to pretend like that was a new fashion statement.
02:38Lisa would have a purse.
02:40Are you kidding me?
02:41She'd have a perfect purse.
02:43So I could put it in there.
02:44Yes.
02:45But as a guy, I mean, I guess I could wear a backpack.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Yeah.
02:48But still, I'm a creepy guy with a backpack everywhere I go.
02:52I misplaced my trouble box.
02:57L.
02:59Hello, L.
03:01Hey.
03:01How you guys doing?
03:02We're doing good.
03:03We're talking about your embarrassing ankle monitor story.
03:05What's yours?
03:06Well, I met my now wife.
03:11I met her parents for the very first time out at the lake with my ankle monitor in full
03:19view, trying to make a great first impression.
03:22Ooh, that's tough.
03:23That is.
03:23Meeting the parents for the first time with an ankle monitor.
03:26I couldn't even imagine my sister bringing a guy home or like to my parents, you know, campground
03:33or whatever with, and the guy has an ankle monitor.
03:36The Bryster would have somehow coaxed him out into the water.
03:38And then you would have never seen him again.
03:42Yeah, he was, yep.
03:44Shhh.
03:46There you go.
03:47Just the last.
03:48Oh.
03:49Oh.
03:50Okay.
03:51One more shake.
03:52There you go.
03:53Oh, he's drifting away.
03:55Drift away.
03:56That guy, Katie, there's been an accident.
04:03Call 911.
04:06Something terrible happened out here.
04:11And don't you think the line of questioning from the Bryster leading up to that lake death
04:16would have been severely intense?
04:18The Bryster wouldn't have even, the Bryster wouldn't have said a word to him.
04:22He wouldn't have said a word to him.
04:24No, because I've seen the Bryster when he did not like a boyfriend of my sister's, and
04:29it was just a stare.
04:31Yeah.
04:32It was just.
04:37That's a funny thought.
04:38Someone says they think this is the song that we'll be playing as the Bryster slowly
04:43drowned a guy with an ankle monitor.
04:45Oh.
04:47Well.
04:51An ankle monitor problem.
04:54Let's go for a walk.
05:01Little stroll on the beach.
05:03I gotta ask you a few questions.
05:07Why don't we wade out into the...
05:09Let's wade out into the water a bit.
05:12You like, uh...
05:14Like Frisbee?
05:15I love Frisbee!
05:18I'm gonna throw you the Frisbee.
05:19You throw it back to me as hard as you can.
05:21All right, here you go, old man.
05:22I'm gonna catch it in my teeth.
05:25Oh!
05:26Man, that is...
05:27Told you.
05:28Now...
05:28Oh, sorry.
05:29I didn't quite get it.
05:30Let's...
05:31I'll get it.
05:31No, let me get it.
05:32No, no, you get it, too.
05:33I got it.
05:33I got it.
05:34I'll swim over there.
05:34No, no, no, no.
05:35All right.
05:36Give me your goddamn ass!
05:37He's not going down without a fight
05:47Oh, maybe
05:49Katie!
05:55Terrible action again!
05:57I can't
05:58Katie has lost four boyfriends in that league
06:03It's crazy, yeah, no
06:05He called it Blood Lake
06:06I'm sure life was pretty tough for my sister
06:09I could almost guarantee it