Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a celebrity break up and recall some pretty sexualized messages that were sent by one of the people involved.
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00:00Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn have broken up.
00:10That guy's an idiot.
00:11How did he let her slip away?
00:13Probably all the other bits he was drowning in.
00:16Maybe.
00:17They've been dating since late 2014.
00:19She's 36, he's 33.
00:21I guess he's been estranged from his family for about two years,
00:23and there were rumors that she somehow started all that.
00:26She was in the middle of it.
00:28He hasn't talked to his brother and his parents and stuff for a long time.
00:32She, I guess, hated them all.
00:34Oh, abandoned everybody I love for Olivia Munn.
00:38Most men would.
00:39Most men would.
00:41Have you seen that?
00:43No.
00:44He abandoned everyone.
00:45He left the show, he left his family, he left everything.
00:48He's with Olivia Munn now.
00:51That would be good.
00:52Every time I think of her, I think of that gif of her with like eight hot dogs in her mouth.
00:58Yeah, the hot dog gif.
00:59Was she part of the fappening?
01:00Yeah.
01:01Oh, yeah.
01:01Yeah.
01:02That's right.
01:03No, she was the one who was like, she wrote all the things on her photos.
01:06Like, I want you to do this to my part.
01:09Who's that for?
01:10Was that for Aaron Rodgers or someone else?
01:11I can't remember who that was for.
01:14I don't think it was Aaron Rodgers.
01:14I don't think it was either.
01:15Yeah, I think it was somebody else.
01:17Yeah, but she wrote like dirty stuff, so she would be like, you're going to do this
01:22to my pee.
01:25You know?
01:26It's like, whoa!
01:27I want you to do this to my parts.
01:29Yeah.
01:31So that's what Lisa's would be.
01:33Can you imagine you're going to do these things to this thing?
01:38Oh, yeah.
01:38There they are.
01:39I totally remember now.
01:41Yeah, see?
01:41So.
01:42Oh, yeah.
01:42Note the zipper that you're welcome to tear off.
01:45Yeah.
01:46Oh, that's right.
01:47Finger me in the mm.
01:49Lick my tight mm and mm.
01:52My mm so I can't mm.
01:55Shove your big long mm in my mm.
01:58I wonder who that was for, though.
01:59So deep I.
02:01Look at the gun.
02:03Slap my wussy till I.
02:04Oh, F me in my.
02:08Hey.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Slow and good.
02:11It hurts me.
02:12It hurts me.
02:13It hurts me, but you won't stop because you know how bad I want it.
02:16How good it feels to force your D in my TA.
02:21Whoa, Olivia Munn.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Yeah, I know.
02:24Like, and so it says Chris.
02:27Was it Chris Evans?
02:27Was it for Captain America?
02:28It was Chris Evans.
02:30Captain America?
02:31Yeah.
02:31That must have been hard for Aaron Rodgers to get over.
02:34Are you kidding me?
02:35If he saw.
02:36Hey, I read all your notes to Captain Goddamn America.
02:40You guys want to go see Avengers today?
02:42That's all I do.
02:43If I was on his team, there'd be a Captain America shield in his locker every day.
02:48That is hard to go forward in a new relationship.
02:51Are there worse ones?
02:52Like, because there's more.
02:53Like, Gentleman's Choice.
02:55It's Chris.
02:56It's time to play.
02:57Which would you like to come home to?
02:58The Naughty Black See-Through?
03:00Showing off her ass.
03:01And then, but look.
03:02And then, yes, Chris, that's your booty.
03:07Oh, my God.
03:08Yeah.
03:08Slap me, choke me, shove your mm in my mouth.
03:12I want your big D right here all day, every day, all the time.
03:16Put your rum all over here and here.
03:19She really liked him.
03:20Oh.
03:21Yeah.
03:22It does suck to be the guy that sees that, right?
03:24Like, the other guy.
03:25She's filthy.
03:26Yeah, she's filthy.
03:27Slides your raw, perfect D inside my blibbity-blank-blank.
03:33She's quite a writer.
03:34That I've just shaved for you.
03:38The childlike wonder in Dave's voice.
03:41Yeah, exactly.
03:41I just can't imagine getting these pics in these notes.
03:44On top of me, D in my P, it's so good I can't take it.
03:50You grab my face, you look at me with that effing look in your eyes, and you tell me to
03:56take it like a big girl.
03:57I think it was for Chris Pine.
03:59Oh, Chris Pine.
04:01Oh.
04:03So, you gotta bring it if your last name's the name of a tree.
04:06Well, he's, uh, what's his name, too, right?
04:09Kirk?
04:10Yeah.
04:11He's Captain James T. Kirk, so he's pounding it.
04:14Yeah.
04:14Just, some people's lives are way better.
04:16I'm begging you to slap my ass so hard I cry.
04:20All her different arrows and things.
04:21She's dirty, dirty.
04:23Yeah, I mean.
04:24Dirty, dirty, dirty.
04:25I don't even know how you do these arrows and stuff.
04:27Like, how does he, how does this even happen?
04:29This technology?
04:30I don't know.
04:30It's like she sent it away to a production firm.
04:34Here's what I'd like you to write on this one.
04:37You know?
04:37I mean, yeah.
04:38So, like, it's crazy because hers, her picks on the fappening aren't the dirtiest thing
04:44you've ever seen.
04:45No, but it's her comments that are the dirtiest.
04:46It's her comments that are like, whoa.
04:49Blow your mind.
04:50Yeah.
04:51It's pretty neat.
04:53Ain't nothing wrong with it.
04:54But, like Lisa said, I think if you're the new guy, especially if you haven't done some
04:59of this stuff, or if she's like, no, I don't do any of the back stuff or anything like that.
05:04You're like, well, according to chapter one of your goddamn fappening notes, you do a lot
05:10of that.
05:11So, we got a big list here we got to make through before I feel good about us.
05:15Well, you did this, this, and this.
05:18Okay, hold on.
05:19Do you have to somehow go darker?
05:22Yeah.
05:22You have to do something more.
05:23You have to up the ante.
05:24Yeah.
05:26I like that outfit.
05:29I just like Dave Reed and Erotica on the air.
05:31Picture, mm, and my mm, with my shaved mm.
05:35He did have a childlike wonder.
05:39Well, Google it, fellas.
05:40It's some lovely reading.
05:41It is.
05:42And she's on the market now, so maybe she'll send you pics and notes like that one day.
05:46Probably not.
05:47Well, you can dream.
05:48Ha ha.