00:00Hi there, thanks for calling Vroomer.
00:11Hi, yeah, I'm just wondering what my name is.
00:12If you're a customer, press 1.
00:15If you're a driver, press 2.
00:17Speak to a representative.
00:19I work for a startup that's looking for people,
00:22and I think you might be the right fit.
00:24If you're calling about something else,
00:26speak to a representative.
00:27What kind of startup?
00:28It's an app.
00:30Like that one.
00:30How much better is the pay?
00:32It's a lot.
00:33Speak to a representative, speak to a representative,
00:35speak to a representative!
00:38There's a few policies we should go over.
00:41New job.
00:43Proceed to the roadway.
00:44Listen to what the app tells you to do.
00:46Always.
00:47Turn right, turn left.
00:49Stop doing a deduction.
00:50What?
00:51If you turn down a job, you'll lose all your money.
00:56Just...
00:57Most importantly, you have fun.
00:59You are what you do.
01:05Drive around Carl, Dave.
01:07You're a car.
01:09You are a car.
01:13You were replaceable.
01:15There's a hundred million in you.
01:18You have no value.
01:20The minute you drop dead,
01:21another dude just like you
01:23is going to step into your goddamn choice.
01:24Sounds like you want to speak to a representative.
01:31Just hang tight.
01:33One of our team members will get to you real soon.
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