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00:00Will somebody please cue that fight?
00:18Tamarai Pizza Gats!
00:20Oh yeah!
00:21Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
00:24Tamarai Pizza Gats!
00:25Right on!
00:26They're stampin' out crime and you know that ain't baloney
00:29There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch
00:32A heck of a fighter makes a heck of a lunch
00:35And little polyester, who's never afraid
00:38Of goin' into battle with the bad guys in vain
00:41Here's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic rover
00:44This cat gets down, down with a love hangover
00:47Here come the fish of birds
00:49They're so bad, they've got more fur than any turtle ever had
00:53They're stronger than old cheese
00:55Stronger than old cheese
00:56Stronger than birds
00:58Stronger than dirt
00:59You've never made it
01:00I don't like pickles
01:02And you're gonna get hurt
01:03Don't hurt me
01:05There's a lot of pizza cats
01:07They're fighting crime
01:10All over town
01:12Three, two, one
01:14Pizza cats are on the run
01:17The Big Cheese is the villain
01:18Who's lower than low
01:20It's a rotten shame
01:21He lives in little Tokyo
01:23We've got our nasty bad bird and some nasty ninja crows
01:26As soon as someone finds a script we might begin the show
01:29Sit right back, kick up your feet and turn the sound up high
01:32And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie
01:35You're gonna get hurt
01:37You're gonna get hurt
01:38You're gonna get hurt
01:39You're gonna get hurt
01:40You're gonna get hurt
01:41You're gonna get hurt
01:42Come on, bye, kick the cat
01:43Yeah
01:44Veronique, my love, I've come back
01:47Veronique, my love, I've come back
01:51Oh, Pierre, I knew you'd come back to me
01:53And I'll never leave you again
01:55Never?
01:56Well, in occasional business trip and poker night with the boys of course
01:59Daddy!
02:00I haven't been this tight since the Wicked Witch melted
02:03Veronique, Veronique
02:05Veronique, Veronique
02:06Veronique
02:07Beautiful!
02:10Listen, everybody, I've got a terrific idea
02:13I'm going to produce a movie of my very own
02:16You can't be serious
02:17A royal princess making movies, it's undignified
02:20Undignified?
02:21What about Grace Kelly?
02:23What about Prince and Purple Rain?
02:24Would you think it's undignified of me if I banished you to Prisoner Island?
02:28Well, since you put it that way
02:29Forab!
02:31And so the sweet-tempered and much-loved little princess gets her way
02:35As usual
02:36And a massive movie set goes up in the center of Little Tokyo
02:39I've finished the script
02:40It's about the life and loves of a beautiful red-haired young princess
02:43Who everybody just adores
02:44Have we got a movie?
02:46Of course, I'll play the princess
02:51Now, you, Big Al
02:53You play an important figure in the princess's young life
02:57Oh!
02:57Her close personal friend, Buddha
03:00Buddha?
03:01You've got the right build for it
03:02Now, Daddy, your part doesn't have any dialogue
03:05But it's very important
03:07The princess's favorite footstool
03:09Think you can handle it?
03:11You'd better hurry if you want to be in the princess's movie
03:16You're already late for the auditions
03:18Don't worry
03:19Who could resist such a pretty face as this?
03:22Which outfit do you think I should wear?
03:24How about this?
03:25A lady-in-waiting?
03:26A geisha?
03:28Schoolgirl?
03:28Or something sexy?
03:30I don't think sexy's what they're looking for
03:31Of course, why didn't I think of that?
03:33I'll go dressed as a guy
03:34What a brilliant idea
03:36Oh, Jerry, what would I do without you?
03:39Ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille?
03:43Everybody's gone
03:44I'm too late
03:46But I didn't even get a chance to do my big dance number
03:50I've cast all the important parts except for the male lead
03:56The tall, mysterious stranger
03:58Who am I going to find to play that?
03:59Oh, wait a second, I know
04:02I'll just post notices all over the city
04:04Surely among my loyal subjects
04:06There's one man capable of playing the...
04:08Tall, mysterious stranger
04:10Auditions tomorrow
04:12Oh, Speedy, wouldn't it be exciting to be in a movie?
04:15This mysterious stranger
04:16I suppose he's the guy who comes and sweeps the princess off her feet, huh?
04:20You'd be perfect
04:21You couldn't sweep a bug off its feet with a broom, Lucille
04:24So you just save your breath, Speedy
04:26Because I was born to play that role
04:28You were?
04:32You're gonna play that role?
04:34Why, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag
04:36Oh, yeah?
04:37You seem to be forgetting that I was playing the title role in Cat in a Hot Tin Roof
04:42While you were still pulling curtains and cleaning dressing rooms in Summer Style
04:45Oh, yeah?
04:47It won't!
04:48Wait, wait, if you get this part, you can become a big star
04:51Yeah, I guess I could
04:53You have so many fans, you forget all about me
04:59Huh, never
04:59Not even if I get my own show like Alf or Mr. Ed
05:02I'll always remember the little people who made it possible
05:05Like you, Lucille
05:06Gee, thanks
05:08Like I said, I'll remember the little people, even the really little people
05:14Like you, Shorty
05:15Yeah, that's swell, but you're forgetting one little thing, Hambone
05:19There's no way you're gonna get that part, cause I'm gonna get that part
05:23You and whose arm?
05:24Geriatric! Geriatric, our scene's beginning
05:28Sorry I'm late, I thought we came after the commercial
05:31I've got to get that part in the princess's movie
05:34It's obvious that becoming a movie star is the logical first step toward gaining absolute political power
05:40It is?
05:41Yes, of course, just look at Ronald Reagan and Clint Eastwood
05:44He was mayor of Carmel, then there's that bartender from the love boat he was senator from somewhere
05:49I don't think he was the bartender, he was one of the other guys
05:52And besides, he was a congressman, not a senator
05:54Oh, details, details, who cares what he was?
05:57When you're a speaking love boat fan as I am, these things are important
06:00Listen, could we possibly forget about love boat for one minute?
06:04You're missing my point, Jerry
06:05I'm not just out for myself here
06:07I can see to it that you get a big juicy part in that movie as well
06:10Me, master?
06:11Yes, you and the two of us will become such huge movie stars
06:15That we'll easily be able to take over the world
06:17Well, it's an interesting idea, but how do you plan to pass that audition tomorrow?
06:21Oh, I've got that bird cooking up something
06:25If I have to keep cooking up things
06:29I wish they'd put the kitchen indoors
06:33The next morning finds the entire male population lined up to audition
06:39Not since the glory days of gladiator movies has there been such a mob of muscular masculinity
06:45The big cheese, even in disguise, doesn't quite fit in
06:49The auditioners must first step through a pair of midget detectors
06:52After all, the part being cast is a tall, mysterious stranger
06:56Anyone under six feet is immediately disqualified
06:59It's downright prejudiced
07:02The fools, don't they know that a man's size is measured by his heart, not his height?
07:06It's profound
07:07Okay, next
07:08Uh, quick, get under his feet
07:12Go on, friend
07:15Lighten up, stop wobbling around, will you?
07:21Okay, next
07:25For those of you out there who may be a little slow and haven't figured it out yet
07:29Let's reveal their ingenious scheme
07:31Go on
07:33Hey
07:41Hi, how you doing?
07:44So long, sucker!
07:47What a crowd! This is great publicity for my movie!
07:51Hey, how did those two shrimps get in?
07:54Huh? They're taller than they look, Lady Vi
07:56I wouldn't have expected the big cheese to be tall enough either
08:00Oh, I just love his disguise!
08:02If I hadn't recognized him, I never would have recognized him!
08:06I don't like the looks of this
08:07I wonder what's gonna happen
08:09Let me give you a rough idea
08:11First of all, our contestants will enjoy an all-expense-paid flight to the starting line
08:15Then they'll race through a series of hazards and obstacles
08:18Ending at the finish line, which is a logical place to finish
08:20The winner will receive a part in the movie
08:22A set of Lady Samsonite luggage and a home version of our game
08:25Thank you, Professor
08:26And now back to our story
08:28The plane carrying the contestants lifts off
08:30But as it flies over the stadium on its way to the starting line
08:33It's carrying an unticketed passenger
08:35All those brave men risking their lives
08:41And all for me
08:43Through the miracle of animation
08:46The minutes pass like seconds
08:48And we soon find the contestants gathered at the starting line
08:51Ready? Go!
08:54Go!
09:03Hi, Bad Bird
09:04It's nice having friends to cheer you on
09:07They reached the first obstacle
09:13One, two, one, two, one
09:15Hey, what's the idea?
09:26Thanks!
09:27Couldn't have done it without you, buddy
09:30where did everybody go oh doesn't look so bad piece of cake one two three just like oj simpson
09:44in the reddick car commercial
09:45thank you
09:52oh how can i let him walk all over me like that please be patient we're understaffed today
10:01would you like to see a menu sure we have light pizza give me one and step on it i'll jump on it
10:06if you're not nice wait like if i pause on speedy and guido ditching us on the busiest day of the week
10:12hey hurry up i'm starving here no can't take it
10:16i guess that pizza wasn't as light as i thought it was meanwhile speedy and guido make like a
10:27couple of grunts in an army recruiting film boldly negotiating the many hazards while the big cheese
10:33as rotten as last week's limburger hands in with a little help from his felonious feathered friends
10:38looks like the wimps are starting to fall right away side
10:41skipping ropes the job you've got it looks easy but it's not you never know that
10:47chimp rope huh funny i don't remember that being part of the obstacle course
10:51that's because we're in disguise
10:53hey this is the same thing that could have done this instead of p
10:56one two three four
10:58oh hey knock it off we're at the low impact aerobics
11:05the poor guys all right you can put them out of their misery
11:11with pleasure
11:12okay bongo come on out
11:14bongo
11:18if you've ever tried secret antiperspirant you know there's something working
11:31it's dryness
11:32and now there's a completely new secret that goes on invisibly
11:35new secret sheer dry
11:37it's the dryness protection i want that's strong enough for him but made for me
11:42and it glides on clear
11:44for sheer protection give me strength give me new secret sheer dry
11:50strong enough for a man
11:52but it's clearly for you
11:58life is complicated
11:59life's complex enough thank you world easy breezy beautiful cover girl
12:08simple don't wear makeup that looks like makeup and don't let it take more than five minutes
12:14that's cover girl you're fresh you're new and you're out of there
12:18fresh idea fresh face to the world
12:23easy breezy beautiful cover girl
12:27lots of country style customers ask how they can make a great cup of coffee at home
12:34first travel all over the world to select a special blend of beans
12:37then use more beans per pot for extra rich flavor
12:41fresh grind to the exact fineness for every pot
12:45and serve your coffee fresh or not at all
12:48of course going to all that trouble for coffee isn't everyone's style
12:52but fortunately for country style coffee drinkers it's our style
12:56okay you little pollen factories
13:00this season reaction is cutting my allergy symptoms down to size
13:03now it's my turn to get up your nose
13:05excuse me
13:07ouch that's gotta hurt
13:09service huh huh
13:12hey your roots are showing
13:13recognize anyone
13:15oh did that hurt
13:18how's that feel getting a little toasty huh
13:20reactin now available without a prescription in five and ten milligram strengths
13:25how about a bad haircut
13:27get them
13:31give them a jolt bongo
13:32simply shocking
13:43you shouldn't have any problem winning the race now boss
13:46the things i have to do to get a part in the movie
13:51hey wait a second
13:53the big cheese and bad bird they're in on this
13:55yeah we should have known
13:57what was that
14:04i don't know but i don't like his manners at all
14:07huh
14:14well color me puzzled
14:16me too
14:16speedy and guido finally
14:19i suppose this means you lost
14:22that rancid rodent's trying to rig the whole rotten rat race
14:26but we're not like yet
14:27francine get ready for emergency blast off
14:29we're going back
14:30that's the spirit
14:31citizens of little tokyo
14:34please cover your ears and hang onto your hat
14:37it's that time of the show when i launch the three cats
14:40pardon our noise if it makes you queasy
14:42but no one said fighting crime would be easy
14:45thank you
14:46kaboom
14:47ka-ping
14:49ka-paui
14:51the samurai pizza cats are on the move again
14:55there they go
14:56it's not fair how come our cat
14:58okay
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