00:00Oh, look at this! Yes!
00:03Thanks, Kirk.
00:07I think I lost my iPhone. Calm down, I'll call it.
00:10Hello?
00:11Hello? Thank God you have my phone.
00:13Would you just hold on to it for me?
00:14You're not supposed to be on your phone. It's bad for the plane.
00:17Are you a plane doctor? No? So shut the fuck up.
00:21I'd like to make it up to you. Do you like hockey?
00:23Yes, I do.
00:24I don't get it. Why?
00:25Would you like to play a game with me?
00:27Are you nervous? Yes.
00:29But let's face it, the guy's a five.
00:31Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard ten.
00:35Yeah, maybe Molly's a little better looking than I am.
00:38A little? Are you shitting me?
00:39I think the Debbie here is one wicked hotbox.
00:41Thanks, babe.
00:42And this chick of yours makes her look like a pig.
00:43What? You're an asshole, Dylan!
00:45Kim, this is Kirk.
00:46Molly and I used to date.
00:49God is my witness. We'll get her back.
00:52I see you.
00:54Honestly, I'd have sex with that guy.
00:57There's a million examples of guys like Kirk who ended up with beautiful women.
01:00Such as?
01:01The president of France and that girl that went out with Mick Jagger.
01:03He knows about wine.
01:04And he can probably French kiss like a motherfucker.
01:06Okay, naked in front of her.
01:07It's just terrifying.
01:08You've done your prep work, am I right?
01:10What the hell are you talking about?
01:11I'm talking about this.
01:13No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:14This is fine.
01:16Oh, just shave it like your face.
01:18My face doesn't have two fucking testicles sticking out of it.
01:22So how is this not gay?
01:25Voila.
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