00:00« Why does life suck? »
00:04« Double underline, so hard »
00:06« Because people are selfish and petty »
00:08« No life sucks because my ex left me for an off-Broadway monologues »
00:14« It's not what you think »
00:17« I think you've been having sex »
00:19« Ok, it is what you think, but this is your fault »
00:23« Mr. Henry, are you ok? »
00:25« Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just having a bad life »
00:29« It'll be over eventually »
00:31« Ok, we're gonna have to wake up super early to make it to school on time »
00:36« No, I'm not »
00:37« Yes, you are »
00:38« You wanna bet? »
00:39« I'm not gonna beat you »
00:40« Stop the look »
00:41« Don't give each other secret looks »
00:44« So, what did you guys do at school today? »
00:48« I don't know, kids stuff »
00:50« I just did grown-up stuff »
00:51« It's the middle of the day and you're still wearing your pajamas »
00:53« These are golf pants »
00:55« I'm still getting over my ex »
00:56« Come on, I want you to meet my mom »
00:57« Where are you from? »
00:58« New Zealand »
00:59« I will see all the Hobbit movies, so »
01:00« Oh, so you know all about us »
01:01« And our ways »
01:02« That was sassy »
01:03« Yeah, I'm a sassy little Hobbit »
01:04« Are you seeing someone? »
01:05« I wouldn't say we're seeing each other »
01:06« Who wants presents? »
01:07« Me! »
01:08« I'm a good father »
01:09« You're good at having fun with that »
01:10« I got you iPads »
01:11« They're six years old »
01:12« They should always be having fun »
01:13« Daddy, oh! »
01:14« Daddy, oh! »
01:15« Daddy, oh! »
01:16« Daddy, oh! »
01:17« Daddy, oh! »
01:18« Daddy, oh! »
01:19« Daddy, oh! »
01:20« Daddy, oh! »
01:21« Daddy, oh! »
01:22« Daddy, oh! »
01:23« Daddy, oh! »
01:24« Daddy, oh! »
01:25« Daddy, oh! »
01:26« Daddy, oh! »
01:27« Daddy, oh! »
01:28« Daddy, oh! »
01:29« Daddy, oh! »
01:30« Daddy, oh! »
01:31« Daddy, oh! »
01:32« Daddy, oh! »
01:33« Daddy, oh! »
01:34« Daddy, oh! »
01:35« Daddy, oh! »
01:36« Daddy, oh! »
01:37« Daddy, oh! »
01:38« Daddy, oh! »
01:39« Daddy, oh! »
01:40« Daddy, oh! »
01:41« Daddy, oh! »
01:42« Daddy, oh! »
01:43« Daddy, oh! »
01:44« Daddy, oh! »
01:45C'est compliqué, les filles.
01:48On ne peut pas prédire ce qui va se passer
01:50ou comment on va changer.
01:51Mais tout va bien.
01:54Comment le sais-tu ?
01:55Je ne le sais pas, mais ça m'aide parfois de le dire.
02:05On est des amis.
02:07On est plus que ça.
02:10On est des parents.
02:13Je vais te tuer.
02:14S'il te plaît, ne me frappe pas dans le visage.
02:17C'était mon oreille, mec !
02:18Je sais, mais tu disais pas le visage.
02:19L'oreille, c'est le visage !
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