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00:00Scandalabra is mortified by, and completely captivated by your actions in the game.
00:08Whilst almost every other datable is pretty much polyamorous and okay with you sowing
00:13your seeds around the house, Scandalabra in contrast can hardly contain himself with all
00:19this scandal going on around here.
00:22Scandalabra is played by our lead designer, Ray Chase.
00:52I'm the one, the only.
01:10Do you see any other Scandalabra here?
01:17Nay, perish the thought.
01:22Had you any, surely I would know of it.
01:25My little wicks would have made certain of it.
01:31My lovely lads, my flames, my sentinels.
01:36They travel round the homestead and find out all the lovely lies they all speak.
01:44No, no, no, it's merely a turn of phrase.
01:48I mostly just raise my voice.
01:51Any good scandals going on over there in the kitchen?
01:56Failure said Candleman.
02:00They can be quite rude at times, but my persistent brightness can illuminate even the best secrets.
02:07Some would call me quite the busybody.
02:11But I would then call myself a beacon of truth.
02:21How scandalous of you to inquire.
02:24Do you really want to know?
02:31Yeah, sure.
02:33Yeah, sure.
02:36What is this, the crawlspace where fools linger to die?
02:41If you truly want gossip, then give me some languorous lingo.
02:53Well, well.
02:57Scandal time!
03:00This house, while it may appear peaceful from the outside, in fact harbours a hotbed of scandal from the inside.
03:10For example, did you know that the previously paired aerialists, Washford and Drysdale, are no longer speaking to each other?
03:23The world entire cares!
03:26Next, were you aware that known vagabond Bobby Pink is on the loose once more?
03:33Can you imagine the heist they are planning?
03:36Can you imagine the romantic dalliances as they make their way through the house?
03:43Uh-oh.
03:45I think you mean that in a positive way, yes?
03:49More scandals abound!
03:51They say there is a shadow that does not obey the laws of physics.
03:56A true scandal that undermines the physical realm!
04:04But I am not finished with the daily scandals, no.
04:07One has heard of self-insert, yes?
04:11Could you imagine a video game in which all the creators inserted themselves at once at the same time?
04:20Such a thing is not imaginable.
04:22But in one that I've seen, they've hidden themselves within their very names.
04:27Uh-oh.
04:31Oh, yes, indeed. Critics hate that sort of self-referential garbage.
04:36Very well. One last scandal.
04:39There's no possibility you've heard of it.
04:42Long ago, a relic was stolen from an island nation, brought to these shores, and hidden underneath this house in a box.
04:51Surely you haven't heard this yet.
04:56No matter.
04:59That is more scandal than your puny fate can handle.
05:06I will teach you the ways of the scandal-mogger sooner now.
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