Dashcam footage of reckless Bourne driver crashing car

The man is later heard plotting to report a fake car theft

Transcript

02:00No, no, I've had too much to drink and I've been sniffing up a pint worth of these.

02:27Why not? We're going to put it at a stall and you're going to have to...

02:30Just say you crashed.

02:32No, I can't because you have to pick me up now.

02:35I'll park it into a tree or something.

02:37I can't.

02:38Look at the windscreen.

02:44Charlie, I love you, but you need to put it in.

02:46I can't. I can't have you. I've had too much to drink and I'll lose my job.

02:50Well, you should be driving to your driving school.

02:52I wasn't. I was just driving back and the next thing I know I'm driving to a tree.

02:56OK, but you're telling me you've had too much to drink. Why are you in the car?

02:59Oh, well, it was literally a half an hour drive back.

03:02It was like a 45 minute drive back.

03:03Well, you've had too much. What's going to happen?

03:05Er, honestly, please, just do me a favour.

03:08I can't. I can't.

03:09Please, just do me a favour.

03:10No, I can't do it.

03:11I can't. I cannot call it in because I...

03:14If I call it in, then I'm getting nicked and then I'll get kicked out from home.

03:18I've got no where to go.

03:19Just go.