Unlimited Perks on CBS’ The Neighborhood

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Watch the official “Unlimited Perks” clip from CBS’ The Neighborhood Season 7 Episode 15, created by Jim Reynolds.  The Neighborhood Cast:  Cedric the Entertainer, Max Greenfield, Sheaun McKinney, Marcel Spears, Hank Greenspan, Tichina Arnold, Beth Behrs and Skye Townsend  Watch The Neighborhood Season 7 now CBS and stream on Paramount+!

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00:00Oh yeah, right there, right there, and now, now a little lower.

00:12David, you've been in that chair for 45 minutes and people are waiting.

00:17Yes, I know, but I just discovered that it heats too.

00:21And as a SLURP member.

00:23A what?

00:24SLURP.

00:25Signature Service Loyalty Rewards Program.

00:28Rewards Program, yeah, I get it.

00:29And as a SLURP member, I get unlimited massage minutes.

00:33Okay, but Dave, we're packed.

00:35And your car isn't even going to be ready until the end of the day today.

00:37End of the day?

00:38Marty, I have a job.

00:40And my boss is a real stickler about punctuality.

00:43Oh, oh my gosh.

00:46It gets you right there.

00:49Well, Dave, your boss is in luck, thanks to our latest membership perk.

00:53What?

00:56You can take our brand new EV courtesy car out for its maiden voyage.

01:00It's a Subaru Solterra.

01:02With all-wheel drive?

01:03Yeah.

01:04So I could drive it to the top of a mesa?

01:06Oh, you could drive it all the way to your office and back.

01:10Hold on, hold on.

01:11Dave is getting a courtesy car?

01:13Yeah, Dad, he's a SLURP member.

01:15SLURP?

01:16Signature Service Loyalty Rewards Program.

01:20Ah, that's catchy, I like that right there.

01:23You know who else loves acronyms?

01:25Our Cuban.

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