The life of Donald Trump

Brut America

His bid for a second term has failed. This is the story of Donald Trump, a reality star businessman turned president of the United States.

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00:00You know, all of my life I've heard that a truly successful person, a really, really successful person,

00:07and even modestly successful, cannot run for public office.

00:12Just can't happen.

00:14And yet that's the kind of mindset that you need to make this country great again.

00:30They have trending. They always put me trending.

00:37They'll give you 25 things that I've done over my life.

00:40They make it negative. Always negative trending.

01:00And I went to a great school, a business school, the Wharton School of Finance.

01:19A great school. One of the really great schools.

01:21Some of the really great geniuses, they didn't make it nearly as big as others

01:28because they didn't know how to win.

01:51We grew up in a very racist family.

01:54My grandfather was both racist, anti-Semitic, and a misogynist.

02:00So that was fun.

02:02So Donald grew up with these things being second nature.

02:07And I often heard racial slurs, anti-Semitic slurs, bandied about very casually in my family.

02:24Good.

02:35We eat our pizza the wrong way.

02:37Crust first.

03:37Maybe, in fact, it is time for a businessman to be president.

03:59Maybe someone should be watching the bottom line of the real big company called the United States government.

04:08The way they watch the bottom line of a business.

04:11Maybe that should be happening.

04:27Maybe that should be happening.

04:57Why doesn't he show the birth certificate?

05:05And why is he spending millions of dollars in legal fees to get away from this issue?

05:11And let me tell you, he doesn't like Donald Trump.

05:15And the last guy in the world that he wants to run against is Donald Trump.

05:26No one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald.

05:35And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter.

05:40Like, did we fake the moon landing?

05:47What really happened in Roswell?

05:51And where are Biggie and Tupac?

06:08When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.

06:12They're not sending you.

06:14They're not sending you.

06:16They're sending people that have lots of problems.

06:19And they're bringing those problems with us.

06:23They're bringing drugs.

06:25They're bringing crime.

06:26They're rapists.

06:27And some, I assume, are good people.

06:46This was tough.

06:59This was tough.

07:02This political stuff is nasty and it's tough.

07:06So I want to thank my family very much.

07:36I will say, it's genius on the other side, maybe even more so, because they took nothing and brought me to a final vote of impeachment.

08:00That's a very ugly word to me.

08:02It's a very dark word, very ugly.

08:05But now we have that gorgeous word.

08:07I never thought a word would sound so good.

08:09It's called total acquittal.

08:13Total acquittal.

08:15If you count the legal votes, I easily win.

08:38If you count the illegal votes, they can try to steal the election from us.

08:57If I lose to him, I don't know what I'm going to do.

08:59I will never speak to you again.

09:01You'll never see me again.

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