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00:00Let's go.
00:01Magsisimula ang ating istorya sa isang periyahan kung saan
00:05nage-ensayo ang mga baguhang periya performers na sina
00:08Magisyon Mendez at George of the Jungle.
00:12Pasuk!
00:19Magandang tanghali, mother people!
00:22Gusto niyo ba makita ng magic?
00:26Parang mahina.
00:27Gusto niyo ba?
00:28Gusto niyo ba?
00:30Palakpakan na may sigawan!
00:33Sampol! Sampol! Sampol! Sampol!
00:36Salamat! Salamat!
00:37After equestrian sampol, dahil kami nakaredy talaga ng aking katoto.
00:41Kaya mga kaibigan, wala pong kukontra.
00:44Ala una!
00:46Alas dos!
00:48Alas tres!
00:53Toroy!
00:55Walang daya!
00:56Walang daya!
00:57Walang daya!
00:59Nakikita niyo naman!
01:01Ano yan? Ano yan?
01:03Toroy!
01:06Salamat katoto!
01:07Grabe mga kaibigan!
01:08Toroy!
01:09Alam niyo ba ito ang pinaka mabilis na pagkain?
01:12Bakit?
01:13Paano mo nasabi?
01:14Toroy! Toroy! Toroy! Toroy! Toroy! Toroy! Toroy!
01:17Thank you!
01:19Salamat! Salamat!
01:20Palakpakan para kay...
01:21Ano pangalan mo rito?
01:22Ano pangalan mo?
01:23Magisyon Mendez!
01:24Magisyon Mendez!
01:25Magisyon Mendez!
01:26Palakpakan!
01:27Magland people!
01:28George of the Jungle!
01:29Magland people!
01:31Gusto niyo ba baano ang supresa?
01:33Yes!
01:35Palakpakan na ba dyan?
01:38Wala pong kukontra!
01:40Ala una!
01:42Alas dos!
01:43Alas tres!
01:46Supresa!
01:49Ano yan?
01:50Ano yan?
01:51Ano yan?
01:52Soupresa!
01:53Soupresa!
01:55I'll show you a new joke. Thank you.
01:58Wow! You don't have a plan yet?
02:03Do you want more?
02:04Yeah!
02:05Do you want more?
02:06Yeah!
02:07If you want more, show us.
02:09Wow! You're so fast.
02:13Okay.
02:14What are you doing?
02:16Are you models?
02:17You're fighting here?
02:20Huh? It's like you're juggling.
02:24You don't have a plan yet?
02:26Yeah!
02:29Pagla people!
02:31Do you want me to spin these balls?
02:34Yeah!
02:35Do you want it?
02:37Yeah!
02:38Okay.
02:39One, two, three!
02:46Plan!
02:53Music!
02:56Music!
03:24Do you want me to spin these balls?
03:27Yeah!
03:28Do you want it?
03:29Yeah!
03:30The crazy one?
03:31Yeah!
03:33Do you know how much I love you?
03:37You're the only one I'll marry.
03:42I'll cry if I don't see you.
03:46Is my spin okay?
03:48Wait, wait. You're like Raulo.
03:51Why?
03:52I'm just spinning it.
03:53You're spinning it.
03:54It's like you're used to it.
03:56Do you want me to spin it?
03:58Yeah!
03:59Where do you want me to spin it?
04:02Where?
04:03Where?
04:04On your nose.
04:05On my nose?
04:06On your nose?
04:13We don't have time.
04:15You're crazy.
04:17Why on your nose?
04:19Huh?
04:20Why on my nose?
04:21Do you want me to eat you?
04:22No.
04:23I can't do that on my nose.
04:25It's flat.
04:26Do you want magic?
04:28Yeah!
04:29Friends,
04:30do you want magic?
04:32Yeah!
04:33I don't have an ultra.
04:35Hala una.
04:36Hala dos.
04:37Hala tres.
04:42Yay!
04:44Plan!
04:46And in the middle of the relay,
04:48Wait a minute.
04:49I still have one.
04:50Do you?
04:51Do you want it?
04:52Do we want it?
04:53Okay.
04:54Tomorrow.
04:55In the middle of the relay,
04:57there will be a sad woman
05:01who really wants to have a boyfriend.
05:04Password?
05:09We're fashion models.
05:11I can't see it.
05:12I can't see it.
05:13Look at our outfits.
05:18Oh.
05:19Oh.
05:20Oh.
05:21I thought you came back from the Philippines.
05:24I thought you're magicians.
05:27Hey.
05:28Oh.
05:31Oh.
05:32Are you two artists?
05:34I thought you're magicians.
05:35No.
05:36I'm Brad Pitt.
05:37And this is Tom Cruise.
05:39Hi.
05:40Ah.
05:41Did you watch our movie?
05:42Yeah.
05:43Please introduce yourself.
05:46Ah.
05:47Tom Cruise.
05:48Brad Pitt.
05:49No, no, no.
05:50I'm Brad Pitt.
05:51He's Tom Cruise.
05:52Ah.
05:53Brad Pitt.
05:54Tom Cruise.
05:55I'm Sari.
05:56I'm Sari King King.
05:57You can call me Sari.
05:58Ah.
05:59What can you do?
06:00Why are you here?
06:01What job are you looking for?
06:02Scammer.
06:03Why is Brad Pitt talking like that?
06:04Of course.
06:05I've been here for 20 years.
06:06You're like an announcer.
06:07Why is Brad Pitt like a radio host?
06:08No.
06:09Because, of course,
06:10he's a reporter.
06:11He's a reporter.
06:12He's a reporter.
06:13He's a reporter.
06:14He's a reporter.
06:15He's a reporter.
06:16So, of course,
06:17we impress people.
06:18We are magicians who dream of people.
06:19You should always amaze people.
06:20That's why we're asking you
06:21why you're still here
06:22and what job are you looking for?
06:24I have many things I can do magic.
06:26But I have a specialty.
06:28Because everything I love
06:30disappears.
06:32Ha?
06:33Who are these people?
06:35One is...
06:40Ha?
06:41Second.
06:42That's your weakness.
06:43You can't pronounce their names.
06:45Now, if you want to be loved again, you'll say your exes' names.
06:51All of them disappeared.
06:54Why? They also disappeared from my memory.
06:57Who was my first ex?
06:58Do you want me to remind you?
07:02Suddenly, the owner of the fairy will arrive.
07:06Her name is...
07:07M-M-Merlin the Magician!
07:12Oh, this is the owner.
07:14What happened to my gay bar?
07:17That's not a gay bar!
07:20Why are my macho dancers like this?
07:24What's macho about that?
07:25I'll just leave my gay bar.
07:28Aha!
07:29Who told you to bring your scholars here to my gay bar?
07:33I'm not a scholar.
07:36I'm not a scholar. I just graduated.
07:38I saw them on your payroll.
07:42You're so noisy.
07:43What are you talking about?
07:44There's no one here on the payroll because of you.
07:48Hello, are you the owner?
07:50Who are you?
07:51I'm going to audition.
07:52I'm Saring King King.
07:53You can call me Sari for short.
07:55Audition?
07:56We don't need a majorette here.
07:59I'm a magician.
08:00Audition for what?
08:02I'm a magician.
08:04Okay, show me what you can do.
08:06I have friends.
08:09You have friends?
08:10You go first. I don't want your friends.
08:12Oh, you don't want them?
08:13Magic my friends first.
08:15Magic my two friends.
08:16What can you do to both of them?
08:18Earlier, we showed our magic tricks.
08:20Yes.
08:21Yes, I'll magic them.
08:23And I'll make them...
08:28Fix it.
08:30Make it look good.
08:31Yes.
08:33It's not hard to do magic.
08:36Saring King King.
08:38Saring King King.
08:39Wait a minute.
08:40It's like you said it's ugly.
08:43It's not ugly.
08:44It's not ugly.
08:45It's like you said it's ugly.
08:46It's not ugly.
08:47It's okay.
08:48I want to be more handsome.
08:49Yes.
08:50I'll make you believe.
08:51Wait a minute.
08:52What do you want?
08:53I want to be more handsome.
08:54More handsome?
08:55So you're handsome now.
08:59You need to...
09:00Yes.
09:01Self-confidence.
09:02If no one else can say it, it's you.
09:04Yes.
09:05That's right.
09:07You're slow.
09:08Are you having a hard time?
09:09Because of that.
09:10I can see that you're having a hard time.
09:11You won't pass.
09:12You're having a hard time.
09:13I won't have a hard time.
09:15You know what?
09:16I'll magic you.
09:17And I'll make you...
09:19You.
09:21You will be a Prince Charming.
09:25A Prince Charming who is very handsome.
09:28Very tall.
09:29Very sexy.
09:30And very sexy.
09:32You are...
09:33Prince...
09:35Harry.
09:41You're so savage.
09:43Why?
09:44You said you'll make him a Prince Charming.
09:46Yes.
09:47Why did you make him a clown?
09:50Why?
09:52Why a clown?
09:53You became a clown.
09:55How?
09:56You made a mistake.
09:57You became a clown.
09:58You just don't know.
10:02You don't have to do that.
10:03That's it.
10:04That's it.
10:05How?
10:06You're a clown.
10:07Wow.
10:08Echocera.
10:09Echocera crowd.
10:10Okay.
10:11Where are your friends?
10:12Let me see your friends.
10:13Maybe they can help you.
10:14Yes.
10:15They are my friends.
10:16No matter what I go through,
10:18they make me smile.
10:19Because they have their own magic.
10:21And suddenly,
10:22some of your friends will come in.
10:24They are...
10:25Cookie Monster and Petmalu.
10:28Come in.
10:30See it for cookie.
10:32That's good enough for me.
10:34See it for cookie.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:37You guys are cheating.
10:38Join me.
10:39Why?
10:40Why?
10:41You want to be a magician?
10:42You haven't changed.
10:44Wait.
10:46Wait.
10:47Wait.
10:48I have a talent.
10:49You haven't changed.
10:50Do you think that's why you don't want to be a magician?
10:51You just want to be a clerk?
10:53No.
10:54Don't believe him.
10:55Yes.
10:56What's up, people?
10:57I can become beautiful in a blink of an eye.
11:00Oh, my God.
11:01Do you know who you are?
11:03He said he's a magician, not a comedian.
11:05He's not a comedian.
11:06Ma'am, can you...
11:08I can become beautiful in a blink of an eye.
11:10Wow.
11:11He's a magician.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:13We can't believe him.
11:15Look at me.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:17The dog is talking.
11:18Look at me.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:25Huh?
11:26Wow.
11:27You're so good at magic.
11:28From a dog, he became a cobra.
11:32Hey.
11:33I'm a human.
11:34You're so good.
11:35This will pass.
11:36From a happy dog, he became an angry cobra.
11:39This will pass.
11:40Yay.
11:41Yay.
11:42I became powerful.
11:43Yes.
11:44I have a partner.
11:45What do you do?
11:46I have a talent.
11:47I have a talent.
11:48I can speak directly.
11:50Really?
11:51Yes.
11:52Go ahead.
11:53Try it.
11:54Directly.
11:55Yes.
11:56Wow.
11:58You're so good.
11:59Yay.
12:00Directly.
12:01We'll be accepted at the fair.
12:03What did he do?
12:05Directly.
12:06Who are you?
12:07I'm Petmaloo.
12:08Petmaloo.
12:09What?
12:10Petmaloo?
12:11Petmaloo and Cookie Monster.
12:12Yes.
12:13His tandem is Cookie Maloo.
12:18But I changed your name.
12:19What is it?
12:20This name is going to be famous.
12:22Really?
12:23In the industry of magic.
12:24Why did you say that?
12:25How did you know?
12:26This is famous.
12:27I saw that it went viral on Fetchbook.
12:29Really?
12:30Yes.
12:31And on ChickChok.
12:32On ChickChok?
12:33Yes.
12:34I saw your video.
12:35He was shaking his hand so that his face wouldn't get hurt.
12:38Wow.
12:39His face is different.
12:40Is that him?
12:41Is that him?
12:42Is that him?
12:43That's you.
12:44Try it.
12:45Try it.
12:46Try it.
12:47Which flight?
12:48Right.
12:49Right.
12:50You can do it.
12:51Really?
12:52Yes.
12:53Really?
12:54Yes.
12:55Really?
12:56Yes.
12:57Really?
12:58Yes.
12:59Really?
13:00Yes.
13:01It's you.
13:02It went viral.
13:03Is that you?
13:04I don't think it's you.
13:05No, it's me.
13:06It's you.
13:07No, it's not you.
13:08It's me.
13:09It's you.
13:10Okay.
13:11Sample.
13:12Sample.
13:13Sample.
13:14Sample.
13:15You're nervous, Cai?
13:16I am excited.
13:18You're as if it was creepy.
13:19Ah, that's not you.
13:19Then why?
13:20Because when I saw you guys in the video,
13:22the hand holding his hand,
13:23his face wasn't opened completely.
13:27That's strange.
13:29Is that him?
13:30That's not you.
13:31He has such a sturdy face.
13:32Exactly.
13:33What?
13:34I don't think it's me.
13:35His face isn't changing,
13:36but his feathers are falling off.
13:39Is it true?
13:40That's not you.
13:41That's not you.
13:42It's like this, right?
13:43Yes.
13:43It's like this.
13:44It's not you.
13:45No, it's me.
13:46It's not you.
13:47It's me. You like it.
13:50What time is it?
13:522 o'clock.
13:553 o'clock.
13:59It's you.
14:00Why?
14:01The feathers didn't fall off.
14:02Yes.
14:03I saw it.
14:04It's not you.
14:06It's you.
14:07Who?
14:10Did you see it?
14:11It's like it's you.
14:13It's Korean.
14:14Yes.
14:15Yes.
14:16It's like Korean.
14:17Yes, it's Korean.
14:18I thought it's Korean.
14:19You're Korean.
14:20You're Korean.
14:21It's Korean.
14:22It's Korean.
14:23You're the viral one.
14:24You saw it.
14:25Yes.
14:28Pet Maloo.
14:29It's 1 o'clock.
14:30It's 1 o'clock.
14:322 o'clock.
14:343 o'clock.
14:37It's not you.
14:39It's not you.
14:40It's not you.
14:41You still can't get the power of my magicians.
14:45Who's that?
14:46You can't do it.
14:47The one who's popular is him.
14:49Him?
14:50Yes.
14:52They copied your act.
14:53Correct.
14:54Really?
14:55Yes.
14:56It's really you.
14:57Well, well, well.
14:58It's you.
14:59You're the viral one.
15:00I thought it's you two.
15:01Yes.
15:02In the video, it's upside down.
15:03What?
15:04It's upside down in the video.
15:05Like this?
15:06Yes.
15:08It's you.
15:11But the upside down one,
15:12what I saw, he's wearing a sombrero and a varsity jacket.
15:15I'm wearing a bonnet.
15:18I don't have a sombrero.
15:19It's good that I don't have a sombrero.
15:22Here it is.
15:23The first one.
15:25The last two.
15:26The last three.
15:31You're getting old.
15:32You're getting weak.
15:33When you were young, you were strong.
15:35Show us what you did when you were young.
15:37Can I do this?
15:38Yes.
15:40The first one.
15:41The last two.
15:42The last three.
15:45You're really getting old.
15:46I'm getting old.
15:47Show him how you do this.
15:49There.
15:50That's the original.
15:51That's the original.
15:53Don't worry.
15:55I have a memory to make.
16:00You're getting old.
16:01You're getting old.
16:03What do you think?
16:04Do you think you're going to get better?
16:08Is that all?
16:11If so,
16:13I need to hear
16:15a louder clap.
16:19A louder clap.
16:20A louder applause.
16:22If you can,
16:23I'll give you a weak applause.
16:25Shout!
16:28Clap!
16:31Thank you very much.
16:32That's the only thing I want to hear.
16:34Can you do it or not?
16:35Let's go!
16:37The first one.
16:40The last two.
16:42The last three.
16:46You're getting old.
16:47You're getting old.
16:48You broke it.
16:51It became a curtain.
16:53It became a curtain.
16:54Why did you break it?
16:55Oh my God.
16:56Why?
16:57It became a skirt.
17:00Curly shirt.
17:04From the ocean.
17:08And the magician we're looking for
17:10is the one who can improvise.
17:13Wait a minute.
17:14It's not over yet.
17:15Why?
17:16Because he's doing something.
17:17He's the owner of the money.
17:18That's right.
17:19He's the one who's going to steal the money.
17:20Yes.
17:21Remember,
17:22I'm the owner.
17:25You can't do it here.
17:26There might be a problem.
17:29Oh my God.
17:31The bad thing I know is that
17:32it's not through hitting the face.
17:34What?
17:35What?
17:37Through this,
17:38I can feed this to anyone
17:41without hurting them.
17:42You're going to feed it?
17:45How?
17:46I can do it.
17:47How?
17:48Do you want to accept this?
17:50He's applying.
17:51And this is a promo for your movie.
17:53You're going to eat it.
17:54So you're going to do this.
17:56I'm going to do everything.
17:58Just watch my movie.
18:00On my count of one,
18:02you're going to open your mouth.
18:04One.
18:07On my count of two,
18:09show me what you can do.
18:13Two.
18:17My mouth is a bit small.
18:19It's not true.
18:20Tell me a story.
18:24What story?
18:25I want to disappear.
18:26He's a dentist.
18:33Close your mouth.
18:34Close your mouth.
18:36You can't open your mouth.
18:40Don't open your mouth.
18:42Don't open your mouth.
18:44On my count of three,
18:45you're going to open your mouth.
18:46One.
18:47Two.
18:48Three.
18:49Open your mouth.
18:52Hey!
18:54That's Tassio.
18:55That's Lassie.
18:56What's your problem?
18:57I'm your friend.
18:59Focus on that.
19:00I'm your friend, Rito.
19:01You're just...
19:02Right?
19:03You're different.
19:04You were bitten by a lizard.
19:06You're in the middle of other people.
19:08In the middle of showing off,
19:11there's going to be a mystery.
19:13But wait.
19:14Why?
19:15I just want to ask for forgiveness.
19:16Why?
19:17I think I opened another mouth.
19:19Who?
19:20You opened another mouth?
19:21Who?
19:22You opened another mouth?
19:23What?
19:24He opened another mouth.
19:28That's Lassie's mouth.
19:29You're past being a magician.
19:31Your mouth isn't the only one.
19:33He opened another mouth.
19:35Where is it?
19:36Teach him.
19:38Teach him how to open his mouth.
19:39This is how you open your mouth.
19:41Where's your mouth now?
19:47Teach him.
19:48Out of the three of us,
19:49show us your mouth now.
19:52Out of the eight of us,
19:54all of us
19:55will disappear.
19:57Hey, don't disappear.
20:00I love all of you,
20:01but I don't want you to disappear.
20:04Why?
20:05Why are you sad?
20:07What's wrong?
20:08I need to show a good magic.
20:10It's like the fairyland is closing.
20:14This fairyland is the legacy of my family.
20:18My family doesn't care about anything
20:20but to be happy.
20:22But what if we don't continue
20:24what my parents started
20:26which is to make people happy?
20:29What happened?
20:30What soup is that?
20:31Soup.
20:32I'm grinding beansprouts.
20:36Suddenly,
20:37a mystery box will appear
20:40for the newest trick in the fairyland,
20:43Memer.
20:48This is the one
20:49that will save the new tricks.
20:52Wow.
20:55Wow.
20:56What's that?
20:57Karaoke?
21:01Did you press it?
21:02Wow.
21:03Kimchoo has another baby.
21:07Wait a minute.
21:09Zero.
21:10Zero.
21:11Dot.
21:12It's not a joke.
21:15You can't leave here.
21:16Why?
21:17What's that?
21:18You can't get a rejection.
21:23This is it.
21:25What's that?
21:31What's that?
21:32My father is here.
21:36Confession room.
21:37Airport.
21:38So I can pass immigration.
21:43I don't have cash.
21:44I can withdraw.
21:45ATM.
21:48What's that?
21:49Picture.
21:52Photo booth.
21:54It's your turn.
21:55Wedding.
21:56Wedding.
22:01Dresser.
22:02Rapunzel.
22:07Guardian.
22:14Computer.
22:16Monitor.
22:21What's that?
22:22She's doing an exam.
22:23Exam?
22:24What's that?
22:26What's that?
22:27The one that's blocked.
22:29Oh, there's a cover.
22:33What's that?
22:34Who's that?
22:35What's that?
22:36Who's that?
22:37Video game.
22:39Video game.
22:40Why?
22:46Arcade.
22:49It's your turn.
22:55Arcade.
22:56We don't have that.
22:57I don't know.
23:00It's your turn.
23:04What's that?
23:08Coffee or juice.
23:10Flight attendant.
23:11Airplane.
23:13It's your turn.
23:16Wow.
23:18The box is wide.
23:24What's that?
23:25Camera.
23:26What's that?
23:27It's a camera.
23:28Dali.
23:29Dali.
23:30And that's where your song ends.
23:33Read it.
23:34Read it, Merlin.
23:35Merlin, read it.
23:37Pet ball and cookie monster.
23:39To find out who will be put in the box.
23:42One of you must enter the box.
23:45To find out who will be put in the box.
23:49One more.
23:50To find out who will be put in the box.
23:52One of you must play the appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
23:58The one who loses will be put in the box.
24:00Go.
24:02Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
24:05I have to sing.
24:06Their mic will reach me.
24:09Let's sing.
24:10In the mouth.
24:115, 6, 7, 8.
24:13Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
24:15One-half.
24:16Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
24:19You're wrong.
24:20I heard 1-8 from you.
24:22It's just 1-port.
24:231-half, 1-port, 1-eight.
24:25Why are you changing it?
24:27Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
24:29Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
24:34Ready.
24:351, 2, 3, go.
24:36Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
24:39Appear.
24:41Korean.
24:42Go.
24:431, 2, 3, go.
24:44Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
24:471, 2, 3.
24:48Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
24:51One-half.
24:53Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
24:56One-half.
24:57You're wrong.
24:58Freeze.
24:59Freeze.
25:00Who will win the game?
25:02Appear-disappear.
25:03How will Petman lose in the box?
25:06How will they tie?
25:07Find out tomorrow on My Love Will Make You.
25:10Appear-disappear-one-half-one-port.
25:12One-half.
25:13Here at Cinematoke.
25:20Let's get excited.
25:21You can now unfreeze.
25:24Let's get excited.
25:25The winners are
25:26Vong as Magician Mendez,
25:28Jong as George of the Jungle Baby Dolls,
25:31and Vong's assistant,
25:33Kim as Sarinking King,
25:37Vice as Merlin,
25:39Ryan as Petmalu,
25:41and Lassie as Cookie Monster.
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