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00:00What's the name of your son?
00:06Cesar.
00:08Cesar is the name of his son.
00:12And the next one is Julius.
00:15Cesar is more dangerous, right?
00:18Yes.
00:19Oh my God, my life has changed.
00:21Why? What happened?
00:22No, my husband's wife is Cesar and I paid for her.
00:27I can't afford it.
00:29It's hard to afford it, right?
00:30Your husband's wife is pregnant and you paid for it.
00:32My life has changed.
00:34I wish you were the one who cut it.
00:36Yes, if it's possible.
00:38You want me to cut it?
00:40I'll upload it.
00:44Cesar.
00:45How tall is Cesar?
00:47I don't know.
00:48Let me see, I'll take a look.
00:51Yes.
00:52It's long.
00:53And the anesthesia, right?
00:56Yes, it's on the back.
00:58Epidural.
01:00Epidural.
01:02It's small, right?
01:04It's the anesthesia, right?
01:06Yes.
01:07How painful is it for you to need anesthesia?
01:10Correct.
01:11Some people just do it like that.
01:13What's that?
01:15To get rid of it?
01:17Yes, to get rid of it.
01:19Are you the anesthesia?
01:21Where?
01:22On the teeth.
01:24Are you the anesthesia?
01:26Yes.
01:27In the province, there's no anesthesia.
01:29I have it.
01:31What?
01:32I have anesthesia.
01:33When I was young, we didn't have a lot of money.
01:36Why?
01:37I was a doctor.
01:39We didn't have a lot of money.
01:42The doctor said, it's okay.
01:44After that, you continue.
01:47I told my mom, you don't have enough money, right?
01:49She said, yes, you continue.
01:51Self-service.
01:52Self-service.
01:53That's what she said.
01:54Self-service.
01:55That's how it is.
01:56But greetings to your parents.
01:58And your mother's hardship won't end once she's divorced, okay?
02:02Yes.
02:03It's continuous.
02:04Correct.
02:05Even if your child is still married.
02:07Yes.
02:08It's still there.
02:10For all of us who don't want a mother who misses her child.
02:14Don't.
02:15Don't.
02:16I told you.
02:18You're here.
02:19Antoinette, don't.
02:21Don't.
02:22Don't!
02:23There's a child coming out!
02:25She's trembling.
02:30I'll put her in the bag.
02:33What do you mean?
02:35Doesn't your child tremble?
02:37She says, don't.
02:41You're here.
02:44Meme, didn't someone text me before...
02:46We brought your daughter here.
02:49Yes.
02:49I was just hooded by SLX.
02:51Because your son is okay, that's why he doesn't have an RFID.
02:54And he doesn't have a payment.
02:57Just message your mom that you're taking care of your baby.
03:01Oh mom, thank you so much for taking care of my baby.
03:06Your mom is doing that.
03:08It's okay now.
03:11It's okay now, just hurry up. I can't do bingo.
03:15Reset.
03:18These two are one year old.
03:20Show them where you're from.
03:23I witnessed that. I don't do bingo.
03:25I witnessed that in our place.
03:27Yes.
03:28They do bingo.
03:29And while they're doing bingo, they're making the kids do it.
03:32But I was really shocked.
03:34I was like, sis, look at your son.
03:37Because he's too...
03:39He doesn't know how to do it.
03:42The kid is really...
03:46He doesn't know how to do it.
03:49He's really like that.
03:51He's like a kid.
03:52You know.
03:55It's like Petro's dance floor.
03:57The kid is crying.
03:58The kid said, what is this?
03:59The kid is crying because of the blackout.
04:02It's been a long time since the blackout.
04:04But you can do it at the same time.
04:06You can.
04:07It's hard.
04:08It's the same breast, right?
04:10Yes.
04:11So you can do it at the same time.
04:12You can.
04:13Actually, there are people who work like that.
04:15They're women.
04:17Yes.
04:18But they're paid.
04:19At least they earn.
04:20Because there are women who are really weak.
04:24They need a kid like that.
04:26It's a substance.
04:28Imagine, there are a lot of mothers who work while breastfeeding.
04:31How hard is that?
04:33Yes.
04:34Right?
04:35Yes.
04:36It's a good thing that now they have a pump.
04:39At least the milk will come out.
04:43It's advanced.
04:44Yes.
04:45There's a pump now.
04:46Yes.
04:47Because last time, there was a woman who got breastfed.
04:51What is that?
04:52It's not that.
04:53It's water.
04:54It's a big bottle.
04:55It's a big bottle.
04:56Because there's a band here.
04:58The breastfeeding program.
05:01The mayor.
05:02That's why there's a pump now.
05:04But you know, we're just joking.
05:06But seriously, greetings to the women.
05:08Yes.
05:10Happy Women's Month.
05:12You play a very important and vital role in nation-building.
05:17Imagine what kind of nutrition you're giving to those babies.
05:21Those babies that we don't know when the next president of this country will be.
05:26The next police officers.
05:28Yes.
05:29The next doctor.
05:30Right?
05:31You're a big part of nation-building.
05:33And it all starts with a mother.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Yes.
05:40Why?
05:41Why, Ma?
05:42What happened?
05:43Let's do a group hug.
05:44Your group hug.
05:45You're so okay.
05:46I'm getting itchy.
05:47Sorry.
05:48I'm getting itchy.
05:49Sorry.
05:50Sorry.
05:51Sorry.
05:52Here it is, Antonette.
05:53Let's see what Jurado Pops Fernandez has to say.
05:56Yes.
05:57Happy Women's Month.
05:58Antonette is really amazing.
06:01Because I didn't expect her cute height.
06:04Her voice is so strong.
06:07You took me, you took us to a different level.
06:11Because I didn't expect the other notes that you made in the song.
06:15You made the song for yourself.
06:18That's for you, right, Louis?
06:19That's your song, right?
06:20So you changed the song.
06:22You made it for yourself.
06:24But you took it to different heights.
06:27Just when I thought, can she do it?
06:29She can do it.
06:30And it was even higher.
06:32So, Antonette, you're amazing.
06:35Keep it up.
06:36You are a good mom.
06:38Be a good mom.
06:39And of course, I'm wishing you all the best here at Grand Rest Back 2025.
06:45Because I'm sure you'll go far.
06:53Thank you so much, Jurado Ms. Pops Fernandez.
06:57And thank you also to Antonette of Pangkat Amihan.
07:01Ms. Pops said that you'll go far.
07:04Compared to your son, you won't see each other for a long time.
07:10Far, far.
07:11When you get here, your son will already be graduating.
07:14The future of the next generation will not be forgotten.
07:17Here's the second Grand Rest Backer.
07:31In my life.
07:36The jurado chose Kim Nemenso.
07:43TNT Year 3 Grand Finalist and TNT Duet 2nd Placer, Kim Nemenso.
08:01Kim Nemenso of Pangkat Akihan.
08:04Kim.
08:05He's so tall.
08:07Sir Louis.
08:10Wow, Lenny Robredo's song is so good.
08:13That's not Lenny.
08:14That's Kim, Kim Nemenso.
08:16Kim Nemenso.
08:17Wow.
08:18Meanwhile, at the rally, I was asked to sing Rosas.
08:22You can do it, Madam Len.
08:24Sing Rosas.
08:26At hindi ko may papangako ang kulay rosas
08:34na mundo para sa'yo
08:36You can do it.
08:38Yes.
08:39I'm sorry.
08:43So good.
08:44Barbra Streisand, right?
08:46Portuguese Pidjo.
08:48You're good, right?
08:50Have you tried acting?
08:52Not yet.
08:53It's my dream.
08:54But I don't know if I still have time.
08:58Why? Are you busy now?
09:00May oras pa sa iyong teatro
09:08Because when you're in theater,
09:12as much as possible, you need to have training,
09:14you need to study.
09:15I don't know if I still have time.
09:18May training ka sa iyong teatro
09:27But you still need to have time.
09:29May time ka pa sa iyong teatro
09:38Yes.
09:46At least, good problem.
09:47You're doing a lot.
09:48Yes. Busy.
09:49Others have a lot of time,
09:50they don't know what to do.
09:51No, I'm getting old.
09:53I mean, I'm getting old.
09:55Yeah.
09:56I can't keep up.
09:58We're all getting old.
10:00Always remember, you are a woman
10:02and you are limitless.
10:04Yes.
10:05As the saying goes,
10:06Age doesn't matter.
10:12Age doesn't matter.
10:15Age doesn't matter.
10:17I believe that age doesn't matter.
10:19Yes.
10:20FF, hurray!
10:24Because when you're getting older,
10:25of course, there are things that your body can't handle.
10:27That's why you need to discover
10:29new things that you can do
10:31that will fit your abilities.
10:34Because you can't finish having abilities.
10:37For example, you're baking now.
10:39Yes.
10:40Because when I was doing duets,
10:41I was able to build a small oven.
10:44That's what I'm looking for.
10:45A small oven.
10:46Only Yema can do that.
10:47One piece.
10:48No.
10:49One piece of Yema.
10:50That's far away.
10:51An oven is expensive.
10:52Is it expensive?
10:53That's why I bought a small one
10:54so that I can afford it.
10:55So that there's something left.
10:56How many can you cook in that oven?
10:58Yes.
10:59How many can you cook?
11:00She can cook one...
11:02Cake.
11:03...pan of lasagna.
11:05That's what I'm looking for.
11:06Oh, lasagna.
11:07That's what I'm looking for.
11:09What does it taste like?
11:10Of course, sir.
11:11Sir John Lasara.
11:12What does it taste like?
11:13What does it taste like?
11:14What does it taste like?
11:15What does it taste like?
11:16Does it taste like lasagna?
11:18Why baking?
11:19Is there anyone who influenced you?
11:21Is there a baker in your family?
11:23No, there isn't.
11:24Oh, there is.
11:25My aunt is baking
11:27local breads for us.
11:30But they use wheat.
11:31I said,
11:32this is a good business.
11:34But now that I'm 32 years old,
11:38I see a lot of cooking shows.
11:41I like to make garnishes
11:45and baked goods.
11:46Yes.
11:47That's why I made it.
11:49She also enjoys buying things
11:51to bake
11:52and the ingredients.
11:54She enjoys it.
11:55Even if she's single for 11 years,
11:57she's happy.
11:5811 years?
12:00You're single for 11 years?
12:02Yes.
12:03Fresh?
12:04Yes.
12:05She's been single for 11 years?
12:07Yes, but...
12:08It looks like she's the only one
12:09who's been left out of the oven.
12:11She also bakes?
12:12Yes, she also bakes.
12:13She knows how to bake.
12:15It's delicious to cook.
12:17That's right.
12:18But I don't eat it.
12:19Why?
12:20It's delicious, but it's dirty.
12:22You like spaghetti,
12:24but you don't like to bake.
12:25It's delicious to cook.
12:27You're going to use a mountain, right?
12:29Mountain?
12:30No, no, no.
12:31I'll go to the mountains.
12:36It's nice to see
12:38that you're doing a lot of new things.
12:40It makes me happy for you.
12:41Yes.
12:42You deserve it.
12:44Of course, she's been through a lot.
12:46She's a comedy bird.
12:47Now you don't like it
12:48or you don't have time again?
12:49It's like...
12:51I want to chill.
12:53Why don't you join the ref?
12:55No.
12:56Chill, relax.
12:58I want to relax.
13:00My body aches
13:02because I became a working student
13:04since I was young.
13:06You're so lucky.
13:07Because now she can decide
13:09that she wants to chill.
13:11Not everyone can say that.
13:13Yes.
13:14If they want to chill,
13:16how can they chill?
13:17How can they feed the child?
13:18Yes.
13:19How can they chill?
13:20Who will pay for the electricity?
13:21You're a breadwinner.
13:22How can they chill?
13:23It's enrollment time again.
13:24Not everyone is privileged enough
13:27to just chill.
13:28Yes.
13:29Thank God, right?
13:31Yes.
13:32God is kind to you.
13:33Do you want to chill tomorrow?
13:35No.
13:36I'll chill tomorrow
13:37because I'm done joining today.
13:40Your mom is so handsome.
13:41Who?
13:42She's so handsome.
13:43Hey!
13:44No, it's not her.
13:45It's a joke.
13:46It's a joke.
13:47Your dad has a beautiful smile.
13:49He used to have a beautiful smile.
13:50You look like a happy dad.
13:51It's nice to see a happy dad.
13:53Yes.
13:54Dad, hello.
13:55Hello.
13:56Did you bring our letter?
13:58No, it's in the wallet.
14:00He gave it to me.
14:01I was waiting for it.
14:02It's not delivered yet.
14:04You look like a happy dad.
14:06How old are you?
14:07I'm 53 years old.
14:08You look fresher than Lassie.
14:10You're still wearing makeup.
14:11You even got Botox,
14:13but you look like a angry cobra.
14:14I'm 98 years old now.
14:17Right?
14:19What did you say?
14:20Lassie's makeup is so powdery.
14:22Lassie's makeup is so powdery.
14:23Huh?
14:24Your neck is gone.
14:26It's because I baked it.
14:28You're a baking powder.
14:29Sorry, I'm a mochi.
14:30Baking powder.
14:32Lassie does her makeup like this.
14:33Yes.
14:34And when she does it on her neck,
14:35she's like,
14:36Oh my God, it's gone.
14:38It's not gone.
14:39It's not gone.
14:40Right?
14:41It's so funny.
14:42There's a demarcation line.
14:43Thank you so much, dad.
14:45Enjoy yourselves.
14:47Your dad is so chill.
14:49Okay.
14:50Now, let's talk about the letter.
14:52What does Jurado have to say?
14:54Puno Jurado, Sir Louis Ocampo.
14:58Hi, Kim.
15:00It's good to see you again.
15:02Did you bring someone?
15:03Yes.
15:04You know what?
15:05It's been a year.
15:08I've been following you.
15:10Stalker.
15:13You're a stalker.
15:17Okay.
15:18You know what?
15:19He's okay.
15:25I don't know anymore.
15:28Okay, Kim.
15:31So, when you sang the first line of the song,
15:39the world stopped for me.
15:42Okay?
15:43Why?
15:45You took one line.
15:48I don't know why I'm frightened.
15:51You captured the emotion right away.
15:55And you carried on throughout the whole song.
15:59I was so impressed.
16:02So much maturity.
16:03So much class in your performance.
16:07A lot of balance.
16:09You were just telling your story.
16:14And that's what it's all about.
16:17You're equipped.
16:18You know you can do anything.
16:19But still, you put things at the right proper place.
16:23So, congratulations.
16:25I always, always enjoy listening to you.
16:29So, good luck.
16:30We'll see what will happen.
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