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Inbuilt Obsolescence.

A ditty about the shonky prut which we are sold which breaks a millisecond after the warranty has expired.

Original available on Bandcamp, ampwall etc

Lyrics.
It’s broke.
It’s already broke,
I just bought it and its already broke.

It’s bust.
Already bust,
Guarantees over so it’s turned to dust.

It’s stopped.
Out its opt.
Stupid thing is just a flop.

It’s dead.
It cant be fed.
Ctrl alt delete remains unsaid.

It’s quit.
A load of shit.
Only good for the pit.

Inbuilt obsolescence,
forget any recompense.
It’s designed to falter.
you’re hanging from a halter.

Inbuilt obsolescence,
forget any recompense.
It’s designed to falter,
you’re hanging from a halter.

It’s crashed.
Completely smashed.
It’s brand new and all is dashed.

Ka-putt.
Shonky prutt.
Display shows me no output.

Conked out.
It makes me pout.
Duped again by corporate louts.

Brown bread.
Completely bled.
Electronics on the deathbed.

Impaired.
No repair.
Total crap, I despair.

Inbuilt obsolescence,
forget any recompense.
It’s designed to falter.
you’re hanging from a halter.

Inbuilt obsolescence,
forget any recompense.
It’s designed to falter,
you’re hanging from a halter.



Music and lyrics : MMXIV Grüntyers / Richard Wareham
ISRC. NL-9FV-24-00007

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