Date Everything! - Meet Harper & Dirk Trailer - video Dailymotion

GRYOnline.pl

Watch Date Everything! - Meet Harper & Dirk Trailer - GRYOnline.pl on Dailymotion

Transcript

00:00Hello love, let's get close to our laundry hamper. Harper starts off a little hostile.

00:06She's inseparable from Dirk, your dirty laundry, and hates not having control.

00:12Relinquishing Dirk will take away her control of the situation. Harper has been so concerned

00:17with keeping everything she encounters close that she hasn't given her loved ones much time to live

00:23and take chances. Harper is played by Laura Bailey and Dirk is played by Johnny Youngbosh.

00:30Normally when you aim your dateviators at an object you see one personality only,

00:39but this time there are two. And they're so engrossed in a hideous argument they don't

00:45even notice you've arrived. One is dressed in woven straw with clothing in a basket on her back

00:52and a shock of red hair that runs down it. The other is only just visible under a messy

00:58mop of dark hair and a pile of dirty clothes he's draped all over his body.

01:29I wouldn't have to cling if you would just stay where I can see you.

01:34I am here literally every day. I can't have a minute to myself.

01:44Both of them whirl around to face you, their expressions changing immediately.

01:50Oh, hi.

01:51Hi. I'm sorry you had to hear that, but please don't worry. It's fine.

02:02Yeah, just fine. The energy in the room may have dampened,

02:07but there's still a thick tension in the air.

02:14Oh, don't worry. We didn't. We're really fine.

02:18Uh-huh.

02:20Oh, dear. We haven't even introduced ourselves, though Dirky and I know you well.

02:26Please don't call me that in front of other people.

02:30You're so cute when you get assertive, Dirky. Anyway, I'm Harper, and I'm your laundry hamper.

02:48I'm Dirk, and I'm your dirty laundry.

02:58He is a very dirty boy, isn't he?

03:02Harper.

03:04Harper stomps on Dirk's foot, beaming all the while. Dirk grunts, but says nothing.

03:12Anyway, that's us.

03:15You could sound a little happier when introducing us, Dirky.

03:19Do I not seem happy?

03:23He looks at you, stone-faced.

03:26Every minute with Harper is a non-stop party.

03:30Harper's smile grows strained.

03:33Well, someone around here's got to try to put a happy face on things.

03:37Dirky broods all the time like he's fucking Batman.

03:45What? No.

03:48You know, the baseball-themed superhero who patrols the stadium of Baseball City.

03:53Kind of weird you've never heard of him.

03:56Don't be rude, Dirky.

03:58Not. It's just surprising.

04:00Not everybody keeps their nose in a comic book like you do.

04:04Well, not everybody needs the level of escapism I do.

04:08There's an awkward silence, and then...

04:10You know, because they're not dating the Laundry Hamper equivalent of a bamboo finger trap.

04:16Harper is silent for a very long time, but you can feel another argument coming.

04:22Just as she opens her mouth, you speak first.

04:31I'm so sorry he made it so hard for you.

04:33You can hear Harper and Dirk's raised voices long after you leave the room.

Date Everything! - Meet Harper & Dirk Trailer

Category

Transcript

Recommended