I Challenged The GOAT Novak Djokovic To A 1v1 Match

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00:00My heart's about to pop out of my chest right now.

00:08How are you Novak? You're the man. Appreciate you.

00:26Welcome back to another episode of Martiverse.

00:29Today we are facing the best tennis players in the world.

00:33And we are in Palm Springs, California at Indian Wells.

00:36Shout out to Travis Matthew. I even have shoes now because last time I was wearing Air Force One.

00:42So I look a little more of the part.

00:44I'm here trying to return serves. I'm trying to win a point.

00:48Anything. I want my redemption against the best tennis players in the world.

00:52So let's see how that works out.

00:54We're facing Novak Djokovic. I don't know if you've ever heard of him.

00:57And I'm going to fucking whip one right back at him.

00:59And I'm going to probably get signed right here, right now.

01:02So I'll see you, Novak.

01:17From my experience, I don't know if you can see, but the guy on the ice cream line has his hood up.

01:23And it looks like he's deprived of meth.

01:27It's 75 degrees and sunny.

01:29Sometimes you just don't know what's going on, but it's a fantastic experience.

01:32And I love blowing.

01:36It got me. It's nasty.

01:38It already is.

01:40Why'd you crack the cone?

01:42It was already cracking.

01:44What do you mean?

01:46She gave me a bad cone.

01:48How is this the same thing?

01:50She gave me a bad cone.

01:52She gave me a bad cone.

01:55Oh, no.

01:59I mean, it's a disaster. What do you want?

02:01Where are we headed?

02:03We're headed to a warm-up match against some 18-year-old.

02:08Which sounds weird, if you say that out loud.

02:19Who am I going up against?

02:21Djokovic.

02:22Can you slow down the thing?

02:25Is that what you're saying?

02:26No, say it.

02:27One second.

02:38I don't think I got a chance right here.

02:40But I'm going to try and return one serve.

02:42Okay, let's go.

02:43What do you think? Two chances I get?

02:45Two chances.

02:47How are you feeling?

02:48Not good.

02:50Maybe if I go like this.

02:53Two, two, two.

03:04Holy shit.

03:12One more. Last one. Last one.

03:15I'm not ready right now.

03:16Fuck.

03:20Fuck.

03:23What was that last one?

03:27That last one was ridiculous.

03:29Appreciate it.

03:31Man, that was dog shit.

03:32Hey, that was great. Thank you, man.

03:34I appreciate you.

03:36It's a bad first start for myself.

03:38That's why I got a warm-up.

03:41That was a fast serve.

03:42Those are missed.

03:43He's good.

03:45I'm going to say it right now.

03:46I'm going to…

03:48He's good.

03:49You haven't even seen his full?

03:50Holy shit.

03:55Day two at Indian Wells.

03:58We're going to pack two days coming up.

04:07Everything on one?

04:08Everything's great.

04:09I'm going to ride in the car.

04:11Perfect, great.

04:12Coco, great to see you again.

04:15We're on a first-name basis now, right?

04:16Yes, we are.

04:17Making sure.

04:18We're here with Nick Kyrgios,

04:19and I want to meet the moment,

04:21presented by Travis Matthew.

04:23I got to ask you a very important question.

04:25Yep.

04:26Are you scared the Cavs or Knicks at all?

04:28No.

04:29I mean, I think the Cavs are definitely knocking on the door.

04:32They've got a great team, good depth.

04:33I don't think they could beat the Celts four times out of seven,

04:36and the Knicks are absolutely horrendous.

04:38I'm going on my honeymoon in Spain.

04:40All right.

04:41I'm going to Mallorca, Ibiza, and Barcelona.

04:45You got anywhere I should go?

04:46Have you been practicing?

04:47No, I've been getting smoked, pretty much.

04:49Oh, okay.

04:50That's been good.

04:51Okay.

04:52That's been great.

04:53You know, when you hit rock bottom, you can only go up.

04:55That's exactly it.

04:56There's only one way up.

04:57Yes.

04:58My go to Madrid and Sevilla.

05:00Okay, all right.

05:01Those are beautiful.

05:02That was fantastic.

05:03My guy.

05:04I appreciate you.

05:05What do you have to tell other people about Jason Tatum's aura?

05:07Bro, I think he's swaggy as.

05:09Tatum is handsome as fuck.

05:10I don't care.

05:11I actually don't care about anything.

05:12I think he's hot.

05:13Tell me one thing about the Oscars party last night,

05:16because people like myself and the redheaded guy back there,

05:19we're not going to be ever invited to something like that.

05:21So what was the best part of the party?

05:23The best part?

05:24Honestly, it's kind of just like a high school event.

05:27Jason Tatum's hot.

05:28He is.

05:29I know he's hot.

05:30And I'm telling people.

05:31I'm a Duke guy.

05:32Dude, he's a playmate.

05:33I'm just jealous of him.

05:34It's not really like anything, you know, glitz.

05:36It's just people all dressed up, but it's about the same.

05:39I like that.

05:40You're still talking to all your friends.

05:41Tonight's just a nice time.

05:42And you came straight here.

05:43Yeah, straight here literally that night.

05:45Tatum is clean as, bro.

05:46I'll never speak a bad word about that guy at all.

05:48Go ahead and practice right now.

05:49Nick, I appreciate you, man.

05:51That was awesome.

05:52Thank you, man.

05:53AZ guys.

05:57Thank you to Travis Matthew.

05:58First of all, look at the outfit I got on.

06:01TM everywhere.

06:03The shoes are unbelievable.

06:06It's a lifestyle brand, Travis Matthew.

06:08You can do whatever you want.

06:10I'm going to play tennis today at Indian Wells.

06:12It looks beautiful here.

06:13I can work out in these clothes.

06:15I can go out to dinner in these clothes.

06:17I can do whatever I want.

06:18It's the most comfortable clothes in the entire world.

06:21And shoes, they are versatile in everything.

06:24You can go to TravisMatthew.com, sign up with your email,

06:28and you get 20% off your first order.

06:30You can look exactly like me.

06:32I'm walking around here.

06:33Everyone thinks I'm an athlete just because of Travis Matthew.

06:36So thank you to Travis Matthew.

06:38Again, TravisMatthew.com.

06:40You get 20% off your first order when you sign up with your email.

06:45I'm here with Ben Shelton.

06:46First of all, last time I saw you, you beat the shit out of me on the court.

06:51So I said, I'm not doing that again.

06:53Today we're doing a little me versus you,

06:55whoever gets the fastest time in this small little gauntlet here.

06:59Okay.

07:00And the ending, you got to hit that guy in the back with the football.

07:03Yeah, I got no problem with that.

07:06Hubs, you start on my zone.

07:08No, when you go.

07:09Yeah, that's what I just said.

07:11All right, ready?

07:15Oh, no.

07:16Come on.

07:17Come on.

07:18Are you kidding me?

07:19Wait, does that count?

07:20Go.

07:24Nope, two.

07:27Nope.

07:32I mean, that's the weakest three I've ever seen in my life.

07:36That was a bad three.

07:3721-07.

07:3821?

07:39Yeah.

07:40All right.

07:4121-07.

07:42I think I can beat that.

07:43Yeah.

07:44Whenever you start.

07:46I might struggle with this one, honestly.

07:48It's small.

07:49Oh, there you go.

07:50Oh, shit.

07:53Oh, boy.

07:54Oh, shit.

07:57Yo, let me get the ball, dog.

08:00No.

08:03You okay?

08:04I think I should stop.

08:09Yo, my man, homie.

08:1633-07.

08:18Yo, dog.

08:20That was unbelievable.

08:21That was, oh, my God.

08:22You're going to kick us out of the tournament.

08:25Unbelievable.

08:26Hey, if security comes, I take the blame.

08:28Kick me out.

08:29Well, Ben, thank you very much.

08:31I appreciate you.

08:32That was great.

08:34You all right?

08:35Of course I feel all right.

08:37What do you mean?

08:38I got hit with a Nerf football 13 miles an hour.

08:40I've been hit by worse.

08:53Last day.

08:54It's been a whirlwind of three days.

08:57But it's the last day, and we got, hopefully, our white whale.

09:02We got Novak Djokovic.

09:04The fact that I'm going to be on the same court as Djokovic,

09:06the fact that all of us will be on the same court as Djokovic,

09:09shouldn't be a sentence.

09:12But I'm going to return it.

09:14I feel good.

09:15I mean, he's the GOAT.

09:17You're facing a GOAT.

09:18Yeah.

09:19We'll see how it is.

09:21I want to shout out Travis Matthew.

09:22We're giving away a bunch of gifts to the players

09:24after they probably beat the hell out of me.

09:27People forget, Travis Matthew's also got a great women's line.

09:31They got, look at this, water bottle.

09:34We have this gorgeous, unbelievable,

09:39it's almost like a tennis dress, almost.

09:41I don't know how you say it, but it is so comfortable.

09:45We got a hat.

09:47We got every little thing they got.

09:50We got shorts, very comfortable shorts.

09:52It's the best wear you can ever have.

09:55You're comfortable.

09:56You're athletic in it.

09:57It's a lifestyle brand.

09:59Shout out Travis Matthew.

10:01And we obviously did not forget the fellas.

10:03Great shorts.

10:04I have these shorts.

10:05They're fantastic.

10:07You have this shirt right here.

10:10Fancy shirt.

10:11This is like, you know what?

10:12You want to go to a nice dinner or I want to play some golf.

10:15And this is my favorite thing ever they have.

10:18Look at this right here.

10:19Look at his long sleeves.

10:20It's so sick.

10:22No guy knows how to wear a long sleeve,

10:24but Travis Matthew has you covered.

10:26We're going to give the guys some of this great merch.

10:29Thank you again, Travis Matthew.

10:37I'm going up there right now against Djokovic.

10:40Djokovic?

10:41Yeah.

10:42I got him or not.

10:43Let's see.

10:44If you return that, sir, I'm going to be scared there.

10:50I'm ready.

11:05Marty, you're minutes away from facing off against the greatest of all time.

11:09Let's go.

11:10My heart's about to pop out of my chest right now.

11:13I have no idea.

11:14My knees are weak.

11:16They're done though.

11:17I can't stand it.

11:19I can't stand it all right now.

11:21There's a lot of people watching.

11:23How do we get ourselves in this?

11:25I don't know.

11:30How are you?

11:33What's up, guys?

11:35You're the man.

11:36I appreciate you.

11:37I'm going to try and return a serve.

11:40Obviously, I have no fucking chance at all.

11:43Let's see.

11:44Yeah, I'm going to try just two serves.

11:45I really appreciate your time.

11:46Okay.

11:48Have you ever played?

11:49Last year, I returned one against Carlos.

11:51You returned one in play?

11:52Yeah.

11:53That's awesome.

11:54It went really high up in the air.

11:55What was it?

11:56First serve?

11:57I think it was second, right?

11:58Yeah.

11:59It got a little easy.

12:00Yeah, it got a little easy.

12:02Did you make it into the court?

12:03Yeah.

12:04In play.

12:05All right.

12:06If you do that, we play out the point.

12:09All right.

12:12Holy shit.

12:13Yeah.

12:14Yeah.

12:15They don't like it.

12:16I'm an ass to them.

12:18I think Marty could get it done.

12:20Marty shot the whole world before.

12:22I think you're going to see a nice little 43-mile-an-hour floater get back over.

12:30Ready?

12:31You're so deep.

12:36That's an ace.

12:39All right, I'll second serve.

12:40All right.

12:46Almost.

12:47One more.

12:48Give him the gas.

12:49All right.

12:51First serve.

12:59That's out.

13:00That's out.

13:01It was long.

13:02That's long.

13:16That's awesome.

13:17That was awesome.

13:18Wow.

13:19Thank you, man.

13:20Great return.

13:21You're the man.

13:22That was fucking unbelievable.

13:24Hey, I got you a gift, by the way.

13:25All right.

13:26Got you some clothes, if you want.

13:28For you.

13:29Travis and Anthony.

13:30They're the best clothes in the world.

13:31All right.

13:32I appreciate you.

13:33Thank you, man.

13:34It was a pleasure.

13:35Thanks, man.

13:36You're the man.

13:37It's the best thing in my life.

13:40I returned it.

13:42Holy fucking shit.

13:43Holy fucking shit.

13:45Was that the coolest thing of all time?

13:47Pretty good.

13:48Pretty good.

13:49I don't know why I went through my legs.

13:50Dude, that was insane.

13:52That was just in the moment.

13:53That was just instinct.

13:54I got cocky.

13:55I got cocky.

13:56Holy fuck.

13:57And don't worry, I got the ball in my pocket.

14:01Oh, thank goodness.

14:03That's one of the coolest things a non-athlete has ever done.

14:06No offense.

14:07It's got to be.

14:08You're a generational entertainer.

14:11You're a superstar.

14:12Superstar.

14:13We got to buy pretzels for the boys.

14:15Holy shit.

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