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00:00Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Arun Ravik and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, in one of my shows during the monologue, I had said that decisions should be taken quickly.
00:26On the number below, a person sent a message that decisions should be taken with a clear mind,
00:32with people's advice.
00:34Quick decisions are not right.
00:37Time should be taken to make a decision.
00:39These things are absolutely right in their own place.
00:42If you listen to that monologue again, then I have said some things differently.
00:46But for the people who have understood this, which those people have understood,
00:50I will say it again.
00:52Quick decisions mean that some people take a lot of time to make decisions.
00:59Opportunity passes.
01:01Look at your history.
01:03Whenever the world changed, when the paper came, we looked at the other side.
01:09And the nations that gave respect to that paper and immediately decided
01:13that we will go back to the paper or we will go to the paper.
01:17The nations that made this decision, they moved forward.
01:20Universities were being built in the world.
01:22We turned our faces to the other side.
01:24It took a lot of time.
01:25We made it later.
01:27When the Industrial Revolution came, we turned our faces to the other side.
01:31We kept thinking a lot.
01:32And the people who took the first step, they moved forward.
01:35You will remember that since my show started, I often say that our young generation needs
01:39a new software, a new app.
01:42We will rule the world.
01:44Just make an app that doesn't require a lot of money.
01:48And today you have AI in front of you.
01:50The people who made it, they moved forward.
01:52The problem is that we think so much that if you have to take so much time to make a decision,
02:00then never become a pilot of a plane.
02:03Never play chess.
02:05Never become a Formula 1 driver.
02:08Never become a surgeon.
02:11Because you will have to make decisions very soon.
02:13In the beginning, some decisions may be wrong.
02:16But when you start making decisions soon, you will get the skill and you will move forward.
02:22Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:26Today we will take you to a village and see the situation of the villages.
02:33And what are you two doing?
02:35What to do, sir?
02:36This is what we are doing.
02:37Okay, where is he?
02:38Where is this guy?
02:39Where is he?
02:40He will come.
02:41He comes a little late.
02:43Okay, there is one thing.
02:45This is the most beautiful view of my country.
02:48But if you ever feel very sad,
02:51that if you travel from Lahore to Pakistan,
02:56then you will see if you go outside,
02:59that there are so many places that are not Zarkhiz yet.
03:02Which we could have made Zarkhiz.
03:04But in the eyes of politics, it is not Zarkhiz yet.
03:07This view is our lifeline.
03:09It is our blood.
03:11We should show it.
03:12This is how our country runs.
03:14This is how our country runs.
03:15And these people are our Mohsins.
03:17And it feels so good when these people sing songs while chopping.
03:20They are humming.
03:37Mr. Ahmed's Arun, the crops are very good.
03:40This is God's grace.
03:41God's grace.
03:42Come on, Makhya.
03:45I told you, whatever you sow, you will reap.
03:48Yes, Mr. Chatterjee.
03:49Give me a plough.
03:51I will give it to you.
03:52Who is the plough man?
03:53You.
03:54I have seen you somewhere.
03:55I am not that old.
03:57Audrey Dilawar.
03:59Pint Bakhtawada.
04:01Makhya, my bodyguard.
04:02Where are you going?
04:03To the car.
04:04Okay, have you gone out to look for the animals?
04:06Yes, yes, they give us a lot of grass.
04:08There is a table outside.
04:09Look, there are animals behind the bushes.
04:11Mr. Chatterjee,
04:12I think there is a prey.
04:14It is moving.
04:15There must be a big prey here.
04:18Mr. Chatterjee,
04:19before shooting,
04:20see if there is anything to eat.
04:22Then see.
04:23Mr. Chatterjee,
04:24there is nothing to eat.
04:26If there is nothing to eat,
04:27then why is she spoiling the crops?
04:28I think we should kill her
04:29and take her from the government's car.
04:33Shoot her, Mr. Chatterjee.
04:34Shoot her.
04:35Hello, hello.
04:36Mr. Chatterjee, what is it?
04:37Mr. Chatterjee,
04:38are you chopping?
04:39Mr. Chatterjee,
04:40are you chopping?
04:41What kind of chopping is this?
04:42Can't you do it with your mouth?
04:43Mr. Chatterjee,
04:44this is what happens
04:45when you put your hand on your face.
04:47Shut your mouth.
04:48We have to kill Chaudhary.
04:50I will cut your tongue
04:51and put it on your head.
04:53Mr. Chatterjee,
04:54it is not on the head,
04:55it is on the hand.
04:56Put it on your hand
04:57and then I will cut your moustache.
05:05What happened today?
05:06I don't remember.
05:07I am fasting today.
05:08I will fast
05:09and I will also have an iftar with him.
05:10Mr. Chatterjee,
05:11are you hunting for a black tiger?
05:13No,
05:14I am very fond of him.
05:16How did you like
05:17the environment of our village?
05:18I like the village so much, Mr. Haroon.
05:20Everything is organic.
05:22Just a few days ago,
05:23the World Bank
05:24came up with a road.
05:25What?
05:26The road that starts from Dadan Khan
05:27where the Khiora mines are.
05:28Yes, yes.
05:29It starts from there
05:30and while travelling
05:31it takes you up
05:32all the way
05:33to the top of Kalakahar.
05:34Oh.
05:35It is such a beautiful road
05:38and it is brand new.
05:40It is new.
05:41Yes, it is new.
05:42There is a beautiful lake
05:43on the way.
05:44Okay.
05:45There is a village on the way
05:46called Noorpur.
05:47Yes.
05:48It is such a beautiful village.
05:49It feels like
05:50you have come
05:51to a village in Europe.
05:52It is a beautiful drive.
05:53Okay.
05:54It is more beautiful
05:55on the way than on the way.
05:56You get a 280 degree view
05:57of the valley.
05:58Oh.
05:59It is very beautiful.
06:00Hey, guys.
06:01Work inside.
06:02Yes, Mr. Chatterjee.
06:03Move aside.
06:04Come here.
06:05I will
06:06teach you a lesson.
06:07Mr. Chatterjee,
06:08you know
06:09how to count.
06:13Mr. Chatterjee,
06:14there is something
06:15that is flying.
06:16Turn it around.
06:17Don't make me
06:18turn the plane.
06:20Come here.
06:21Follow me.
06:22Mr. Chatterjee,
06:23when you go on a hunt
06:24and come back
06:25after 8-9 hours
06:26you will find
06:27two red foxes.
06:29Come here, ma'am.
06:31I don't understand this.
06:32First of all,
06:33you say that
06:34you don't want to meet
06:35and then call me
06:36from the woods.
06:37Oh, no.
06:38I am getting late.
06:40Get up.
06:41Hold my hand.
06:42I am getting late.
06:43Wait.
06:44Get up.
06:45Get up.
06:46I am getting late.
06:47I am getting late.
06:48I am getting late.
06:49Be careful.
06:50Are your legs okay?
06:51Are your legs okay?
06:52Oh, my.
06:53Let's go home.
06:54Why do you want to go home now?
06:55I have to change my clothes.
06:56I am getting late.
06:57I am getting late.
06:58I was already late.
06:59Come on.
07:00Come on.
07:01Slowly.
07:02Slowly.
07:03Be careful.
07:04Oh, my.
07:05Oh, my.
07:06Oh, my.
07:07Oh, my.
07:08God forgive me.
07:09What happened?
07:10How is she being impolite?
07:12I am not being impolite.
07:13Isn't it impolite for me
07:14to touch a woman
07:16and did this to the father of our son?!
07:18God...
07:19She is his wife.
07:20How can you not want to
07:21touch your father's wife?
07:23How would I know
07:24that she is his wife?
07:25He was saying
07:26that she is his wife.
07:27Oh, my.
07:28Gosh!
07:29Would you call a crane
07:30to pick up your wife
07:31had she fallen down?
07:32God forgive me.
07:33Then what will you do?
07:34I will call my wife and sister.
07:36She is my elder sister.
07:38I will hold her hand and pick her up.
07:40What if your wife and sister don't come near you?
07:42She will get up on her own.
07:43She won't be able to get up on her own.
07:44Yes.
07:45Believe it or not.
07:46It is our duty to stop this shamelessness.
07:49Otherwise, this village will slowly become a city.
07:51We should inform Mr. Chaudhary.
07:53I am telling you.
07:54Mr. Chaudhary is here.
07:55Did you find any prey?
07:56I have found the prey.
07:57Where is it?
07:58It is in my pocket.
08:01Mr. Chaudhary.
08:02There should be a celebration in the village for the happiness of the prey.
08:05Celebration of Lali?
08:08He is saying that there should be a celebration.
08:10Otherwise, there will be a flood in the village.
08:15Mr. Chaudhary, instead of celebrating, we should celebrate.
08:18Celebration.
08:19Mr. Chaudhary, let me tell you.
08:21One minute.
08:22There will be shamelessness in the village.
08:24Mr. Chaudhary, you mean Pandey's son?
08:25Yes.
08:26One of his son did this shamelessness.
08:28His wife slipped.
08:32What is shamelessness in this?
08:34A person's foot slips.
08:36Suddenly, he can't see anything.
08:38Mr. Chaudhary, listen.
08:41Your heart will move.
08:44My heart will move.
08:46Our heart will move.
08:51Our heart will move.
08:54Mr. Chaudhary, you didn't let the cable come in the village.
08:56No.
08:57In spite of this shamelessness.
09:00In spite of this shamelessness, the cable came in the village.
09:03Listen to me.
09:04It didn't happen.
09:05His wife slipped.
09:08I have heard this 20 times.
09:10I don't believe it.
09:12You don't believe it.
09:13I am going to shameless people.
09:15You are going to shameless people.
09:16Mr. Chaudhary, you don't believe it.
09:19If you can listen, then listen.
09:21If you have the courage in your heart.
09:23Don't listen to what I am saying.
09:25I have a lot of courage in my heart. Tell me.
09:27Mr. Chaudhary, what should I tell you?
09:30You didn't even let me tell you.
09:32The cable is here.
09:34Yes.
09:35Then I will tell my husband.
09:37Hold my hand and pick me up.
09:39No.
09:42I am talking in front of you.
09:44You are saying no.
09:45You don't even let me speak.
09:47Mr. Dek, he has told you to hold his hand.
09:50He didn't hold your hand.
09:52Mr. Chaudhary, this is my problem.
09:54What is my problem?
09:55He held his hand.
09:56He held his hand.
09:57He held his hand.
09:58Yes.
09:59What are you saying?
10:00What are you saying?
10:05The more he stays here.
10:07The more my heart will beat.
10:10Hey.
10:11Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
10:12Bring that Pandit here.
10:20Makhiya.
10:21Shoot him as many bullets as you can.
10:24Mr. Chaudhary, I have killed him before you.
10:27Now I will kill him.
10:29Mr. Chaudhary, he is crazy.
10:31Crazy.
10:32Crazy.
10:33He is not crazy.
10:35Life and death.
10:37Why life and death?
10:39Our village is so shy.
10:41Mr. Haroon.
10:42Mr. Chaudhary never tolerates.
10:45Our village is so shy.
10:47Yes.
10:48When I got married.
10:49I didn't go to take my wife for five years.
10:52Why?
10:53I had to hold her hand.
10:54Oh.
10:56She is sitting in the panchayat after 50 years.
10:59I will hold her hand.
11:02When I got her married in the village.
11:04To Chitrani.
11:05Yes.
11:06There was a beggar in our village.
11:07Okay.
11:08He asked me to hold his hand.
11:09I said no.
11:10I brought my aunt with me.
11:12I said hold his hand.
11:13Then?
11:14Aunt held his hand.
11:15Then?
11:16For two months.
11:17I went to Naskh and stole it from aunt.
11:19Then I...
11:20Aunt held his hand.
11:21Aunt sold it to Chitrani.
11:23Oh.
11:25If a woman gets trapped in the mud in your village.
11:28And there is no time to call a woman.
11:30To rescue her.
11:31Then you won't take her out?
11:32Dead.
11:33The woman who got trapped in the mud.
11:35She is dead.
11:37I think all the women in your village.
11:40They are already in the mud.
11:41Wow.
11:42Mr. Chaudhary.
11:43It's all because of the shamelessness.
11:45I feel like hitting them again.
11:48No.
11:49What have you done?
11:51You have wasted it again.
11:53The shame in me has awakened, Mr. Chaudhary.
11:56And the bullet went inside.
11:58Come.
11:59Come.
12:00Who is singing?
12:01Come.
12:02Come.
12:03Enough.
12:04Come.
12:05He is shameless.
12:07Who?
12:08Give me Rs. 100.
12:09How dare you?
12:10What?
12:11You held your aunt's hand.
12:13What?
12:14You picked me up here?
12:16Yes.
12:17What else should I do?
12:18You are shameless.
12:21Mr. Chaudhary, give me your hand.
12:23Mr. Chaudhary, leave my hand.
12:24What?
12:25I will break his nose.
12:26Hey.
12:27Mr. Chaudhary.
12:28He will break his nose.
12:30But he will hold his wife's hand again.
12:33Mr. Chaudhary, you will remember that this is a punishment.
12:35Mr. Chaudhary.
12:36I will tell you.
12:37The hand in which he held his wife's hand.
12:39He should be hanged.
12:42What?
12:43If it was your hand, I would have lost it.
12:45It was here.
12:48Why should he be hanged?
12:50He won't be able to hear.
12:51He won't be able to move.
12:53He won't be able to see his hand.
12:54He won't be able to hold it.
12:58Sir, I will tell you.
12:59You will be able to hear.
13:00You will be able to hear his voice.
13:02You will be able to hear his voice.
13:04Both of them should be hanged.
13:06If they are going to be hanged,
13:07they should be hanged badly.
13:11In our village,
13:12we don't have anyone
13:14who will hold his wife's hand.
13:15Mr. Chaudhary, he will hold his wife's hand.
13:17Who else will he hold her hand?
13:18He will hold his wife's hand.
13:22Mr. Chaudhary,
13:23he can even hold his wife's hand.
13:25It's okay, Mr. Chaudhary.
13:26Let me see.
13:27No one has committed such a big crime.
13:30You just cut his legs.
13:32You just cut his eyes.
13:34What?
13:37He has thought of a punishment.
13:38What?
13:39Blacken his face.
13:40No, blacken his face.
13:41And hang him.
13:44What are you doing?
13:46Everyone should spit on his face.
13:47No, thank you.
13:48Mr. Chaudhary,
13:49he will clean his face and then hang himself.
13:55I have been robbed.
13:56I have been killed.
13:57Mr. Chaudhary,
13:58I want to apologize to my brother.
13:59I beg you.
14:00Please forgive my brother.
14:03Mr. Chaudhary,
14:04don't say anything to my brother.
14:05You can punish me as you wish.
14:07He has held your wife's hand.
14:09He has held her hand.
14:10Mr. Chaudhary,
14:11I have eaten your salt.
14:12You have eaten my salt.
14:13Now eat my bullet as well.
14:14He has seen a movie.
14:15Come here.
14:18Mr. Chaudhary,
14:19please forgive me once.
14:20Please give me a chance.
14:21Please forgive me once.
14:22No, I won't forgive you.
14:23What?
14:24I won't forgive you.
14:25What do you want to say?
14:26Mr. Chaudhary,
14:27you can punish me as you wish.
14:28No,
14:29he will be punished.
14:31Mr. Chaudhary,
14:32you can punish me
14:33as you wish.
14:34No,
14:35he will be punished.
14:36Mr. Chaudhary,
14:37you can punish me
14:38as you wish.
14:39Mr. Makhya,
14:40I think he is in a hurry.
14:41Let's punish him.
14:43You are forgetting something.
14:44He has been punished.
14:46He will be punished.
14:47He will be punished
14:48for his crime.
14:50Oh,
14:51we got to know
14:52that he is a shameless man.
14:53Yes.
14:54Who is he?
14:55He is a village cook.
14:56Mr. Chaudhary,
14:57we got to know
14:58that this shameless man
15:00has held his wife's hand.
15:02Mr. Chaudhary.
15:05Be careful.
15:06Leave me.
15:07Leave me.
15:09Mr. Chaudhary,
15:10you should
15:11burn him.
15:13Hurry up.
15:14We are in a hurry.
15:17Mr. Chaudhary,
15:18I think
15:19you should
15:20burn him.
15:21You are talking nonsense.
15:24Mr. Chaudhary,
15:25you should
15:26burn him
15:27and then
15:29burn him.
15:31I think
15:32Mr. Chaudhary
15:33will be punished.
15:35Mr. Chaudhary,
15:36you should
15:37burn him
15:38and then
15:39burn him.
15:40And then
15:41leave him
15:42there.
15:43Mr. Chaudhary.
15:44She is from some other country.
15:45Burn him.
15:46Burn him.
15:48Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
15:49Greetings.
15:50Greetings.
15:51Mr. Chaudhary,
15:52can I tell you something?
15:53What is it?
15:54The village cook
15:55Yes.
15:56saw his wife
15:57on the way.
15:58The cook
15:59held his wife's hand
16:00and picked her up.
16:01What?
16:02Yes.
16:03He picked her up.
16:04Oh.
16:05And the matter
16:06reached the village cook.
16:07Oh.
16:08He has his men with him.
16:09Let's go there.
16:14Where were you since morning?
16:15Mr. Chaudhary,
16:16I was at home.
16:17I was sleeping.
16:18Okay.
16:19A boy told me
16:20that I should go
16:21and tell Mr. Chaudhary.
16:22You fool,
16:23it's decided.
16:24Okay.
16:25His hand
16:26will be cut
16:27from his head.
16:28Mr. Chaudhary,
16:29my brother's hand
16:30will not be cut.
16:31And I will
16:32cut your hand.
16:33I will not cheat you.
16:34I will give you my hand.
16:35I will dry it
16:36a little
16:37and then kill you.
16:38Come to me.
16:39I can't see you
16:40from here.
16:41I will feed you
16:42in the oven.
16:43Come.
16:44His hand
16:45will be cut.
16:46I can't see him,
16:47Mr. Chaudhary.
16:48His hand
16:49will be cut.
16:50I can see him.
16:51Come on,
16:52both of you.
16:53Come forward.
16:54Hold him
16:55and put your hand
16:56in his pocket.
16:57Come here.
16:58Come here.
16:59Mr. Chaudhary.
17:00Mr. Chaudhary,
17:01I don't believe you.
17:02I don't believe you.
17:03Mr. Chaudhary,
17:04you will get your old age
17:05back today.
17:06Oh, man.
17:07Come on.
17:08Come on.
17:09What is your last wish?
17:10I want to go to the toilet.
17:11You are
17:12being very unfair.
17:13I will not
17:14let this happen.
17:15Please.
17:16The police
17:17will send you
17:18to jail
17:19and you will
17:20be sentenced
17:21to at least
17:2220 years.
17:23Let him cut my hand.
17:24Yes.
17:25I have been
17:26telling you
17:27not to do it.
17:28Who are you
17:29threatening?
17:30Call the police.
17:31What?
17:32Mr. Chaudhary,
17:33if you don't call them,
17:34they will be scared
17:35and will say
17:36long live
17:37the Punjab police.
17:38You are
17:39good for nothing.
17:40Yes.
17:41Hold him
17:42and put your hand
17:43in his pocket.
17:44I will call the police.
17:45If he calls the police,
17:46I will shoot him.
17:47Come on.
17:48Mr. Chaudhary,
17:49where did you get hurt?
17:50Where did you get hurt?
17:51What are you doing?
17:52Who are you punishing?
17:53Hold his hand.
17:54Me?
17:55His hand?
17:56Who are you punishing?
17:57Why are you holding his hand?
17:58He has
17:59no right to hold
18:00anyone's hand.
18:01When a girl
18:02is about to get married,
18:03what does
18:04her parents tell her?
18:05They tell her
18:06to give her hand.
18:07Husband and wife
18:08are in a relationship.
18:09They walk together
18:10holding each other's hand.
18:11And you are
18:12punishing them.
18:13I will see
18:14who punishes them.
18:15No.
18:16We are doing this
18:17first.
18:18Listen to me.
18:19Where are you going?
18:20We have
18:21nothing to do
18:22with you.
18:23Your work
18:24is only in the kitchen.
18:25Why?
18:26Am I hiding
18:27in the kitchen?
18:28Did you see?
18:34You insulted me
18:35in front of the entire village.
18:37I will not
18:38listen to you.
18:41I will hit you.
18:45Get up.
18:46I am very tired.
18:49Hold my hand.
18:50Pick me up.
18:52Pick me up.
18:55Oh no.
18:56Oh no.
18:57Oh no.
18:58Oh no.
18:59Oh no.
19:00Pick me up.
19:01Pick me up.
19:02Pick me up.
19:03Pick me up.
19:10Ladies and gentlemen,
19:11break time.
19:12We will
19:13meet after the break.
19:21Welcome back,
19:22ladies and gentlemen.
19:23In the break,
19:24we have
19:25lemonade and tea.
19:26They are fighting over who is better at Iftar
19:30Let's talk to them and listen to their arguments
19:33Assalam-o-Alaikum
19:34Walaikum-as-Salaam, how are you?
19:35I am absolutely fine, you are very sharp
19:38I am like a lemon, I have never touched ice
19:43What is your opinion?
19:45What kind of a contrast is this?
19:46Are you trying to poison me with food?
19:49This hurts my heart
19:51Look, they have their own advantages and disadvantages
19:55I gave you free food, now you have to pay for it
19:59You will get fresh things here
20:00I have lemon, mint, ice, fresh water
20:04Yes, that's true
20:05Sugar
20:06Oh my God
20:07And these days, my heart is hurting a lot
20:08Do you want a glass?
20:09No, I don't want to
20:10Everyone is looking at me for Iftar
20:12Do you have tea for Iftar? Tell me
20:14With milk, spices, cardamom, saffron
20:20Light, spicy, creamy tea
20:28Tea is just like a mother's love
20:30With a sip, it feels like you have got a warm hug
20:35Yes, that's true
20:36I don't feel cold
20:37It's hot, I am sweating
20:39I am a laborer
20:40I have come from 100 acres
20:41Give me a glass of tea, my heart is burning
20:43It gets cold when you drink it
20:45Yes, don't drink ice cubes in winter
20:48But you have your own advantages
20:50You have a season, right?
20:51I don't have a season
20:53I can use it whenever I want
20:55I am seasonal
20:56But there is one thing
20:57You are the first one to be used in Iftar
21:00Yes, that's true
21:01But Mr. Haroon
21:02If only one month is important
21:05Have you forgotten my importance for the whole year?
21:08When I was sick in my childhood
21:10Since then, my mother put you on the tea cup
21:13How can you forget that time?
21:15You used to drink me before going to school
21:17Then as your exams were nearing
21:19I helped you to stay awake at night
21:21I opened my eyes for your studies
21:24You used to get peace by drinking me
21:26When you were sick, your mother used to tell you
21:28Son, drink tea
21:29When you had a headache, your mother used to tell you
21:31Son, drink tea
21:32When you used to get tired, your mother used to tell you
21:34Son, drink tea
21:35How could you forget, Haroon?
21:38Wow, wow, wow
21:40Mr. Haroon, is it tea or Shami?
21:43Tea is such a thing
21:45That even if you don't want it
21:47You still drink it
21:48Exactly
21:49That's right
21:50Let me remind you
21:51My mother used to give me tea in my childhood
21:53When I used to go to school
21:54She used to give me a thermos
21:55Indeed, lemonade
21:57He always used to drink lemonade
21:59Mr. Haroon, kids get juice in the thermos
22:02When I was growing up
22:03You were not so close to me
22:06When do you see me?
22:07I get my hair cut
22:09You drink lemonade all day
22:10When you drink without sugar
22:11Even I don't have so many calories
22:13I have songs written on me
22:15Didn't you hear that song?
22:17A cup of hot tea
22:22Someone is going to make him drink
22:27Do you have a song?
22:28No, you and tea
22:29And your spoon to mix sugar
22:31Didn't you hear my song?
22:33Which one?
22:34Lemon pair
22:37We all came together
22:39Lemon pair
22:41Didn't you hear that song?
22:42I drank tea from Pindi
22:44Yes
22:45I had a heart
22:46That's why I drank
22:48Tell me honestly
22:50What does a poet drink before writing a poem?
22:52He drinks tea
22:53But four people pay for it
22:55I drink tea
22:57Look at your face
22:59When tea is being made
23:01My fragrance
23:03Makes everything fragrant
23:06When people are thirsty
23:08They ask for two glasses of water
23:10This is your life
23:12Someone gets biscuits
23:14Someone gets juice
23:16I like it when people
23:18Think of using me in different ways
23:20Sometimes with tea
23:22Sometimes with parathas
23:24Sometimes with science
23:26Sometimes with juice
23:28When a person is drinking
23:30I don't like this sound
23:32When people fill long notes
23:35How do you feel?
23:37I don't like these sounds
23:39I want to drink without making sounds
23:41Okay
23:45Do you know the best way to drink tea?
23:47Put it in a pitcher
23:49And drink it
23:51When you are in a hurry
23:53And you have to leave home
23:55And you have hot tea
23:57You can put it in a pitcher
23:59Have you heard my song?
24:01Get me a husband
24:03Or I'll cook
24:05What kind of a song is this?
24:07Sing it
24:09Get me a lemon
24:11Or I'll get sugar
24:13It's okay
24:15Lemon is not a problem
24:17Mothers use it
24:19To get rid of stomach aches
24:21Why do you hit your face with two lemons?
24:27Lemon water has no side effects
24:29Lemon water lowers blood pressure
24:32No, it can increase blood pressure
24:34If you add a little salt
24:38If you drink too much lemon water
24:40It reduces the amount of water in your body
24:44Because of this
24:46You need to go to the washroom a lot
24:48You sweat a lot
24:50That's why
24:52You shouldn't drink too much lemon water
24:54You have to keep one thing in mind
24:56You have to drink as much as you are thirsty
24:58We drink a lot of juice
25:01During Iftar
25:03I feel like the whole world is enough for me
25:05Why did they make it so less?
25:07Arun sir, I'm a desi
25:09Not a foreigner
25:11Yes, you were a foreigner
25:13But the desi didn't cut you
25:15They accepted me
25:17And they changed it according to their taste
25:19They accepted me
25:21And made tea for me
25:23I went to buy biscuits
25:25No one should drink so much lemon water
25:27I've read what's written on these cups
25:29I should have bought tea
25:31I would like to tell you one thing
25:33The bacteria in your mouth
25:35As we don't have good brushing habits
25:37As we don't have good brushing habits
25:39If we brush our teeth
25:41We brush our teeth in such a way
25:43That we don't get any chewing in our teeth
25:45We have to chew between our teeth
25:47The brushing is done
25:49Right between the teeth
25:51The bacteria inside our teeth
25:53People who drink tea
25:55The bacteria inside their teeth
25:57Wow!
25:58This is great!
25:59Yes, yes.
26:00And a lot of studies have proven that tea,
26:04we add milk to it and make it less beneficial,
26:08but black tea or other types of tea,
26:11there are about 4,500 types of tea in the world.
26:14Wow!
26:15Yes, and there are many colours of tea.
26:17You must remember, a guest came to our show
26:19and we presented him with a purple coloured tea.
26:21So the point I'm trying to make is that
26:23tea has a lot of benefits.
26:25It gives you peace of mind.
26:27It also alerts you,
26:29depending on which tea you are taking.
26:32It also improves your digestion.
26:34But let me tell you one more thing.
26:35The tea that we drink here,
26:37the milk tea,
26:39when you drink milk tea after eating,
26:42it gives your stomach,
26:43according to the doctors,
26:44a complete, understandable tingling sensation.
26:46No, no, no.
26:47Don't say that.
26:48Mr. Arun has been drinking it for so long
26:50and nothing has happened to me after eating it.
26:52Let me see.
26:53Mr. Arun, lemon water also has benefits.
26:55Lemon has vitamin C.
26:57You are absolutely right.
26:59Vitamin C is a great source.
27:01Yes, but if a vegetable vendor comes
27:03and buys vegetables from him,
27:04then if he gives him a few lemons for free,
27:06then he becomes a homebody.
27:07For me, especially,
27:08I take part in the groceries every month.
27:10Okay, let me tell you something very interesting.
27:12We have praised tea in our place.
27:14Yes.
27:15But lemonade should be in your daily diet.
27:18That's the reason.
27:19Yes.
27:20It should be especially in our country.
27:22Yes.
27:23The reason is that
27:24most of the people in our country
27:26are suffering from depression, anxiety and tension.
27:28So, what happens is that
27:30when your iron level is low,
27:32then depression attacks.
27:33Correct.
27:34The best wall against depression
27:36is the iron in your body.
27:38Hmm.
27:39So, our problem is that
27:40we cook our food so much
27:42or cook it in such a way
27:43that iron cannot absorb our body.
27:46If you drink a glass of lemonade daily,
27:48then your iron absorption will improve
27:51and you will be in a good mood.
27:53Yes.
27:54And the acidity will also go away.
27:57The rest is a matter of conversation.
27:58But I know that
27:59I don't have any comparison with him.
28:01Absolutely right.
28:02Mr. Arun, take a five-minute break.
28:03He will be back in a few minutes.
28:10Ladies and gentlemen,
28:11this was a small break.
28:12We will meet again after the break.
28:21Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
28:22Now, we will play in this Ramadan.
28:24Because we are trying to
28:26give more entertainment to the audience.
28:29So, we are going to play
28:31Buzzer Round.
28:32Woohoo!
28:34Wow!
28:36Mr. Arun, I was getting high today.
28:38So, I will drink tea immediately.
28:39How many times have I told you
28:40not to drink tea?
28:41I will drink tea.
28:42I will drink tea.
28:43I will drink tea.
28:44I will drink tea.
28:45I will drink tea.
28:46I will drink tea.
28:47I will drink tea.
28:48I will drink tea.
28:49I will drink tea.
28:50How many times have I told you
28:51not to get high?
28:53You know it will take 8-10 hours
28:54to get home.
28:56There are two types of people in the world.
28:58One is those who want tea
28:59immediately after iftar.
29:00Yes.
29:01The other is those
29:02who want tea in the evening.
29:03I want tea in both.
29:04You want tea in both?
29:05You want tea in both?
29:06Of course.
29:07You don't feel sleepy
29:08after having tea in the evening?
29:09No.
29:10Why don't you feel sleepy?
29:11How would you know
29:12if a man feels sleepy?
29:13If you don't give her a reward today,
29:14give her a bottle of tea.
29:16Okay.
29:17Hold the mic.
29:18Greetings.
29:19Greetings.
29:20Greetings.
29:21What is your name?
29:22Muhammad Hafeez.
29:23Muhammad Hafeez.
29:24Yes.
29:25What do you do?
29:26I do network marketing.
29:27Okay.
29:28Are you from Lahore?
29:29I am from Multan.
29:30You are from Multan?
29:31Yes.
29:32You are from Mr. Agha's city?
29:33Yes.
29:34Absolutely.
29:35Apart from Mr. Agha,
29:36Multan's Son Halwa is famous.
29:37Yes.
29:38Shakir Sujaib is also very famous.
29:39Shakir Sujaib.
29:40Wow.
29:41Wow.
29:42Very big name.
29:43Very big name.
29:44Very big name.
29:45Very big name.
29:46Wow.
29:47Greetings.
29:48Greetings.
29:49What is your name?
29:50My name is Shehbaz Ahmed.
29:51Shehbaz Ahmed.
29:52What do you do?
29:53I am a student.
29:54What is the secret of your smartness?
29:55Is there a problem?
29:56Is there a problem?
29:57He is not saying that there is a problem.
29:58You are saying that, Mr. Nadeem.
29:59I am saying that…
30:00If our stove explodes,
30:01it will take months for you to come and leave.
30:02Greetings.
30:03Greetings.
30:04How are you?
30:05Thank God.
30:06I am absolutely fine.
30:07What is your name?
30:08My name is Ghulam Rasool.
30:09Ghulam Rasool.
30:10Ghulam Rasool.
30:11Ghulam Rasool.
30:12Ghulam Rasool.
30:13What is your name?
30:14My name is Ghulam Rasool.
30:15Ghulam Rasool.
30:16What do you do?
30:17I am doing a chef course.
30:18Very good.
30:19Very good.
30:20Greetings.
30:21Greetings.
30:22What is your name?
30:23Shahzaib.
30:24Shahzaib.
30:25Where have you come from?
30:26I have come from Raiwind.
30:27And what do you do?
30:28I work in the catering industry.
30:29Greetings.
30:30Greetings.
30:31What is your name?
30:32Abdul Sattar.
30:33Abdul Sattar.
30:34What do you do?
30:35I work in a salon.
30:36Oh, in a salon.
30:37Yes.
30:38How much will you charge for cutting Mr. Agar?
30:39No, no.
30:40Cutting is enough.
30:41Oh no, now we have a client here.
30:42You are smiling.
30:44After that, I will give you money to make Goge paf.
30:48Greetings.
30:49Greetings.
30:50How are you?
30:51Thank God.
30:52Where have you come from?
30:53Faisalabad.
30:54What is your name?
30:55Hasnaain.
30:56Why are you slightly dancing, Hasnaain?
30:57He is trying to dance.
30:58It is a habit.
30:59It has been a long time since you had such a name.
31:02I am your man.
31:05I'm going to die like this.
31:11I'm not going to do it now, son. I'm going to open your stomach now.
31:15So, hold the mic.
31:16Keep your hand on the buzzer.
31:17I'm going to start with a very easy question.
31:20So, the question is, what is it that you can see when you're in front of you?
31:26Yes.
31:28Shadow.
31:29Shadow that you can see when you're in front of you?
31:31No, no, no.
31:33I'm telling you the truth. You should do your test.
31:36Okay, out of the two teams, you'll only say yes or no.
31:39You won't answer.
31:40Do you have an answer in your mind?
31:43You don't?
31:43You're so honest.
31:46I'm telling you, you don't.
31:47God bless you, you didn't even prepare for the phone call.
31:48Brother, you've never had a fight in your mind.
31:51Do you have an answer in your mind?
31:53Do you have an answer in your mind?
31:54Yes, I do.
31:54Then you'll play a game.
31:56Keep your hand on the buzzer.
31:58If I say yes, you have to buzzer.
32:00If I say no, you don't have to buzzer.
32:01If you buzzer on no, you're out.
32:03Okay?
32:05No.
32:06You're out.
32:08Yes, you answer.
32:09Pressure.
32:10Mirror that you can see when you're in front of you.
32:13Very good.
32:14These are the simple questions.
32:15There's an umbrella of the size of a mango.
32:18And it's raining for 13 people.
32:2113 people have to stand under it.
32:22How will they stand?
32:25Yes.
32:26All alone.
32:28They'll stand in a row.
32:2913 people will stand.
32:30Very good.
32:31Very good.
32:32Very good.
32:33Very good.
32:35Good, buddy.
32:36There's a word in English which has five letters.
32:39If you blow the first two,
32:42you'll get one.
32:47Yes.
32:51He's out after blowing the first two.
32:53Answer him.
32:56Yes.
32:57If you blow the first two,
32:58Yes.
32:59One. One day.
33:00No.
33:01No, no.
33:02Okay.
33:03She understood that I said Emmy.
33:06Right?
33:07Do you have it in your mind?
33:09Okay.
33:10Can I give a hint?
33:11Give a hint.
33:12I'm giving a hint.
33:13Okay, she's giving a hint.
33:14As soon as Irza's hint is over,
33:16you have to blow the buzzer.
33:18Don't answer.
33:18You have to blow the buzzer.
33:19That letter,
33:21that thing,
33:22it can fly too.
33:25He's not blowing it.
33:29The house where there's a berry,
33:30that thing comes there.
33:32Did you understand?
33:33Yes.
33:34You blew the buzzer first.
33:36Honeybee.
33:40Berry.
33:41Oh, wow!
33:43No.
33:44Honeybee is an English word.
33:47If you remove the letter,
33:49it becomes bee.
33:51What's your answer?
33:53Sir, stone.
33:55Oh, stone.
33:56Answer him.
33:57It's an English word.
34:01Stone.
34:02Stone.
34:02Very good.
34:06The next question is very easy.
34:09What is it that is complete even if it's half?
34:12Press this.
34:15He thinks he can ring the bell.
34:19What is it that is complete even if it's half?
34:21Sir, I just wanted to ring the bell.
34:24One second.
34:25You both will say yes or no.
34:27Do you know the answer?
34:29Think about it.
34:30He doesn't know.
34:31Sir, weight.
34:33Weight? It's complete even if it's half.
34:36Okay.
34:37Put your hand on the buzzer.
34:40Put your hand on the buzzer.
34:41I'll give you a hint.
34:43When I give you a hint,
34:44the one who understands it will ring the buzzer first.
34:47You don't have to say the answer.
34:49To see that thing, you always have to raise your head.
34:55Yes.
34:57Answer him.
34:58Moon.
34:59Moon.
35:00Very good.
35:03Today, a wall is being made.
35:06An amateur craftsman is making it.
35:08He has spent the whole day making that wall.
35:12Tomorrow, a craftsman will come.
35:14How much time will he take to make that wall?
35:18Yes, brother.
35:19The whole day.
35:21Wrong answer.
35:22Do you know the answer?
35:24Put your hand on the buzzer.
35:25Yes.
35:26You have ringed the bell. Tell me.
35:28Sir, it won't be made in a day.
35:31Oh, no.
35:32It won't be made in a day.
35:34Okay, you answer.
35:35It will be made in a week.
35:37The audience has raised their voice.
35:40Let's see from the audience if they know the answer.
35:43Okay, audience, do you know the answer?
35:46Okay, one second.
35:47If you know the answer, give me the mic.
35:54What should be the answer?
35:55It's already made.
35:58It's already made.
36:01It's very simple.
36:02It's very easy.
36:06What is it that touches one
36:11but ties two together?
36:13Yes, dear.
36:15A rope.
36:18What was that?
36:19Okay, do you know the answer?
36:21Do you know the answer?
36:22Let's do this.
36:23I will give you a hint.
36:25Okay?
36:26Keep your hand.
36:26Who among you is unmarried?
36:30All of you, come here.
36:33Who among you is married?
36:35Married?
36:36You both are married.
36:37Okay.
36:38I have already given you a hint.
36:42The engagement ring.
36:43Very good.
36:44Very good.
36:47Very good.
36:48We have given a very good treat to all three teams.
36:53Very good.
36:54Very good.
36:55And you both did a great job in this game
36:58of standing quietly.
37:00Very good.
37:01Please bring the gifts.
37:08Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
37:09Don't go anywhere.
37:10We will meet after the break.
37:11Beware! Beware!
37:15Beware! Beware!
37:20Beware! Beware!
37:24Welcome back, viewers.
37:25You are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
37:26As usual, we are here with a great audience segment.
37:30Yes, Irza Khan.
37:31Let's go to the audience without wasting time.
37:34Let's go.
37:34Yes, sir.
37:36Yes.
37:37Yes.
37:37Greetings.
37:38Greetings.
37:39My name is Haroon.
37:41I have come to your show today.
37:42Thank you very much for coming to our show.
37:44Hey!
37:49Mr. Haroon is very famous.
37:51He has run his own show.
37:53So, sir, I would like to recite a poem to you today.
37:56Yes, go ahead.
37:57Oh!
37:59He is following him.
38:00You go ahead.
38:01Sir, what do you do?
38:01And what is your name?
38:02Sir, my name is Syed Abdul Haleem.
38:05Okay.
38:05And as far as doing is concerned,
38:07someone had said that he works all day.
38:10I just rest.
38:11He does his own work.
38:12I do my own work.
38:13Wow!
38:14Very nice.
38:16Sir, you are doing a relaxing job.
38:18Leave it. You won't get it again.
38:20Yes, sir. You should definitely leave this job.
38:22By the way, I am a radio anchor.
38:23I am a three-language poet.
38:25I am a writer and a writer.
38:26Sir, very nice.
38:27Wow!
38:27Sir, I have met two people.
38:29Two people?
38:29You have said it in one language.
38:30Where will the other two people come from?
38:32Sir, do something today.
38:33Now that you have come, do something.
38:34The boatmen have come.
38:37Wow!
38:37The singers have come to the shores.
38:40I am sure it was a very long night.
38:43What was that night?
38:44It was the night of the enemies.
38:46Wow! Very nice.
38:48You have come with the sun in your hands.
38:51Get up, the lighters have come.
38:53Wow! Very nice.
38:56The buildings that have been burnt to ashes,
38:58we will not build them again without a heart.
39:02We will bring the moon and stars from the sky.
39:04We will decorate the settlements of love.
39:07God willing.
39:07The people who decorate Dilnagar have come.
39:10The people who smile with their lips have come.
39:13The people who carry the burden of the earth have come.
39:16The people who sail the boats have come.
39:18Wow! Very nice.
39:20Very nice, sir.
39:24The people who sail the boats have come.
39:26And the people who never take a bath have come.
39:29Because you spoke of happiness,
39:31and the speech was also very good.
39:33And you are a poet of three languages.
39:36And the speech you just gave,
39:37literally I had goosebumps.
39:39Because of happiness.
39:40Because it is a moment of happiness that everything is done.
39:42So, a small gift from me,
39:45will go with you, sir.
39:47Please give him a round of applause.
39:48Thank you very much.
39:52Mr. Agha went to see the Eid moon on the terrace.
39:54Yes.
39:55By the time he saw the Eid moon and came down,
39:57the people had fasted again.
40:00Even this doesn't go so slow.
40:03Mr. Agha was so lucky
40:05that he was riding a bike on a red signal.
40:08The signal was red and he was in the middle of the square.
40:10So, the police stopped him.
40:12He said, when he was walking, he had patience.
40:15He said, give me speed.
40:17They said, give me full speed.
40:23Okay, next. Who is next?
40:24Sir, I want to recite a poem of Mian Muhammad Baksh.
40:27Please recite.
40:45Mian Muhammad Baksh
40:53The one who calls the name of the Lord of all,
41:04no one can defeat him.
41:11And my master said,
41:23serve your parents.
41:29The one who said, don't go to the Ka'bah,
41:35go to Surat Mahdi.
41:40Very good. Next.
41:42Peace be upon you.
41:42Peace be upon you too.
41:44Praise be to God.
41:44I want to talk about your show.
41:46It's a very good show.
41:47My daughter is a big fan of yours.
41:49Thanks.
41:50She is my daughter too.
41:51Please love her.
41:52Please say hi to her by her name.
41:54Please tell me her name.
41:55Her name is Hafsa.
41:56Hafsa, you are my daughter too.
41:58Thank you very much for watching us.
42:00Keep watching us like this.
42:02And forget about their nonsense.
42:06Remember our good things.
42:08Thank you very much.
42:11And sir, there was one last thing.
42:13I had a purpose to come to the show.
42:15I wanted to meet a personality.
42:16Who is that?
42:17I want to meet this lady.
42:19Okay. Irza Khan.
42:20Oh, yes.
42:21Very good.
42:21You wanted to see her live.
42:24Yes.
42:24Okay, ask her if she wanted to see you live or not.
42:28He was telling me outside that he wanted to see you.
42:33Next. Who is next?
42:34Peace be upon you, sir.
42:35Peace be upon you too.
42:36Praise be to God.
42:36Mr. Saleem, I am a big fan of yours.
42:38I always watch your videos on Facebook at night.
42:41I watch your channel.
42:42Yes, yes.
42:44Wow.
42:46On a very serious note,
42:47your social media duo
42:50makes amazing content.
42:52And no one else is making such content.
42:54No doubt.
42:56I wanted to say that I am a big fan of my mother, Ms. Arzu.
43:00She had watched the video on TikTok
43:01that I had made in the name of the next patient.
43:03She watches it a lot.
43:05She watches it and laughs.
43:06What is your mother's name?
43:07Razia.
43:09For Ms. Razia,
43:11please do it once in front of the camera.
43:12Yes.
43:13Next patient.
43:18Yes, next.
43:19Peace be upon you.
43:21My name is Huma Nadeem.
43:22Praise be to God.
43:23And I like your show a lot.
43:25You must be listening to it.
43:26Everyone praises it a lot.
43:28But I would like to tell you that
43:30the nine gems of Jalaluddin Akbar
43:33Yes.
43:33These are your nine gems.
43:34Wow.
43:39You are amazing.
43:42Thank you so much for watching our show.
43:44Our show is because of you people.
43:46You are watching us.
43:47You are watching me because I am on the chair.
43:49Yes, of course.
43:49And sometimes my pain increases.
43:52So, my loved ones go into depression.
43:55So, I don't go.
43:56Because I watch smart people.
43:58Wow.
44:00Thank you so much.
44:02Thank you very much.
44:05Viewers, this was today's show.
44:06We will meet you in the next show.
44:09Take care.
44:10Allah Hafiz.
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