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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 21st JUN 2025
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00:00Oshyariya
00:05Oshyariya
00:06Oshyariya
00:10Oshyariya
00:10Oshyariya
00:14Oshyariya
00:16Oshyariya
00:17Oshyariya
00:17Oshyariya
00:18Assalamualaikum nاظرین
00:19میں ہوں Harun Rfeik
00:19اور آپ دیکھ رہے ہیں Oshyariya
00:20دوستو پچھلے دن ہو
00:22ایک Portuguese
00:23بہت مشہور writer ہے
00:25ان کا ایک call میں نے پڑھا
00:26وہ کہنا یہ چاہتے ہیں
00:28Fernando Pessoa
00:29ان کا naam
00:29He wants to say that many people in our own, our thoughts,
00:35or in our own thoughts, or in our own thoughts,
00:39if you have a good idea of your life,
00:41and you think about your thoughts,
00:43and your thoughts,
00:45and your thoughts,
00:47then you will be your basking.
00:51If you think about your thoughts,
00:55then you will be your thoughts,
00:57God doesn't want you to feel it.
00:59But 90% of the time,
01:01all of them are saying,
01:03that Serology in punishment��요.
01:05How can people hurt yourself?
01:07Those feelings,
01:09which are all the things
01:11that we have to say can't start to happen,
01:13these things which keep happening.
01:15It is what they can do.
01:17They are new to me.
01:19We cannot be a shakenreaf.
01:21The those things that people have Potbased are taking,
01:25اب وہ ختم بھی نہیں ہو سکتی
01:27تمام ایسی چیزیں
01:29جو اب ہونا ناممکن ہے
01:31ان کی تکلیف میں
01:33انسان ہوتا ہے
01:34اور اگر غور کرے
01:36تو جتنی تکالیف اندر ہوتی ہیں
01:38وہ سب ایسی ہوتی ہیں
01:39کہ اب کچھ ممکن نہیں ہے
01:41ممکن کیا ہے پھر
01:42اپنے چہرے کو
01:44طلوع شمس کی طرف کر لینا
01:46اس کے طلوع کی طرف کر لینا
01:48آپ اگر اپنی سوچ
01:51انہی لوگوں
01:52انہی چیزوں
01:53انہی ناکامیوں کی طرف
01:54رکھیں گے
01:55تو کبھی طلوع ہوتا
01:56سورج نہیں دیکھیں گے
01:58اور کبھی بھی
01:59سورج
02:00چھت پہ نہیں آئے گا
02:01سامنے نہیں آئے گا
02:03ایسا نہیں ہوگا
02:04کہ آپ
02:04اس کی تمازت کو
02:05انجوائی کرسکیں
02:06اس لیے
02:07موسٹلی آر فیلنگز
02:09آر نوسٹالجیک
02:10اور نوسٹالجیا وہ
02:11جو اب
02:12کبھی ٹھیک نہیں ہو سکتا
02:13اس لیے اس کے بارے میں
02:14سوچنا بھی فضول ہے
02:16آئیے اسی پیغام کے ساتھ
02:17چروع کرتے ہیں آج کا شو
02:18آج آپ کو
02:24بھائی جان
02:27بھائی جان
02:29کسی کا بھائی جان نہیں ہوتا
02:31آج تمہیں
02:33گندی ٹکی کھانے کی سزا
02:36ضرور ہے
02:37کیا کرنے کی
02:38گندی ٹکی کھلانے کی
02:39تو سیس صرف
02:40ساڑے باز دی
02:41اردو سننی ہے
02:42کیسا انہیں
02:43ٹکی دے استعمال
02:44اچھا مجھے
02:46بالکل اچھا نہیں لگتا
02:47کباب کو ٹکی کہنا
02:49آلو والی ٹکی کی بات کر رہا ہوں
02:52آلو والی ٹکی بھی
02:53آلو کا کباب ہوتا ہے
02:54نہیں نہیں ہونا دی ٹکی ہوں دی
02:56ہوا کیا آج
02:59آج ہم گیا تھے ایک مال میں
03:01اچھا
03:01اور انہوں نے ہمیں اندر داخل نہیں ہونے دیا
03:03کیوں
03:04کہہ رہے تھے کہ آج صرف فیملی ٹے ہے
03:06اس کو کیوں اٹھا لائے یہ فیملی ہے
03:08اے ٹکی آلا بھائی جان
03:10تو اس سے کیوں اٹھا لائے ہو یار
03:12بس مجھے بھوگ لگی ہوئی تھی
03:14اس سے ٹکی آنے چلے گئے ہم
03:16اس کے ٹھیلے میں
03:16ہاں
03:17اور میری طبیعت خراب ہو گئی
03:19جب دیکھا تو پلیٹے گندی
03:21جس ٹیل میں یہ ٹکیاں نکال رہا تھا
03:24ایسے ٹیل تو ہم
03:26بس ٹھیک ہے
03:27اور ہر چیز گندے ہاتھوں کے ساتھ
03:31بنا رہا تھا یہ
03:32ٹیل کیا کہ میں صاف لگ رہا تھا
03:34یقین کر رہا
03:34پائی جان کیڑی موت کھلا رہے ہیں
03:37صاف گلاس شیشے ان کو چمک دے
03:39صاف گلاس
03:40ہفتہ پہلے حجمت ہوتے نے
03:42شیشے تھا گلاس دے ہفتہ چل نہیں جانتا
03:46یار کیسے چل جاتا شیشے گلاس ہفتہ
03:49بکواس کر رہے ہیں
03:50سر میں گلاس رہوں
03:51آپ پوچھا گلاس رہے ہیں
03:52میں ان کو صاف گا کے گیا جی
03:53دو سال ہوگے میں صاف بڑھنی بھی
03:54پائی جان ہور تیل مارگر جی شورٹ ہے
03:58کیوں
03:58ہون لوگ کے پنچ پنزار گٹی نہیں چلاندے
04:00آٹھٹھ زار چلاندے
04:01گاڑیوں کا تیل ڈالتے ہو
04:03گفتگو کر رہے ہیں
04:05لگ دا سیتن شغلن پھڑ کے لے
04:07گاڑی کے تیل میں تلاوہ کھانا
04:11کوئی کھائے گا تو اس کو
04:12انسٹنٹلی نہیں کچھ ہو جائے گا
04:14اے چار جائے
04:14بیمار پڑ جائے گا
04:16یہ تو پتہ نہیں کیسے
04:17خدا نے کوئی امیونٹی ہماری بہتر کیوئی ہے
04:19کیا سی چیزیں کھا جاتے ہیں
04:21نہیں تیرا اے تیل دا کھانا کھا گے
04:23بہت ساتمی جن سیل ہو لیگا
04:24اور سمیدار آ رہا ہے
04:25اچھے یہ ڈاکٹر کو کیوں باندھا ہوا ہے
04:28ڈاکٹر
04:29یہ ایک لمبی کہانی ہے
04:31شوٹ اڈا چھوٹ ہے
04:32دے نہیں بتاؤ بتاؤ میں کیا ہوا
04:34جب تکیاں کھا کے میرا پیٹ خراب ہوا ہے
04:37میں نے کہا اس کو تو اٹھاؤ
04:38میں ذرا میڈیسن لے کے آتا
04:40اس ڈاکٹر کے پاس گیا ہوں میں
04:43اس نے مجھے
04:44ظالم ٹیکہ لگایا
04:46مجھے اتنی پین ہوئی
04:49میری یہ چانگرہ پورا سمتال سون رہے ہیں
04:51اے ڈاکٹر
04:54ایدھر اٹھ کے
04:54اٹھوے
04:55اٹھ
04:56یار یہ مجھے شریف آدمی لگتا ہے
05:04یہ شریف آدمی کو کیوں پکڑ لائے ہو
05:06نا شاہ
05:06اچھا یہ بھی جلازی لے اندر ہے ڈاکٹر
05:08یہ بھی لگتا ہے ساڑنا کومڈی جی کر رہے ہیں
05:11اتنی ہلکی رسی باندھی
05:13یہ نا انہوں نے تمہیں
05:14تم کھوئی کے بھاگ سکتے ہو
05:16تو پینڈ میری یہ ساڑا دروازہ نہیں دیکھیا
05:18او تو کوئی نہیں دور سکتا
05:20اچھا
05:21صاحب تو یہ یقین کرو کٹو کٹ
05:24اٹھا موٹا کپڑا ہے
05:25کپڑا ٹاپ جاتا ہے
05:28یہ تو سچ بتا رہے ہیں آرون جا
05:30یہ کیا ہے
05:31یقین کرو
05:32اور میں تھلے دونہ سیڈہ دیتے دو دو اٹھا رکھی ہیں انہیں
05:38تو تو دوڑ سکتے کوئی
05:39یار بہت مشکل ہے
05:40تم لوگوں کو اسی طرح تکلیف دیتے ہوں
05:44لوگ تو تمہارے پاس
05:46اپنی زندگی مانگ رہے ہیں
05:47تم تکلیف دیتے ہوں
05:48مسیل تکلیف دیتے ہوں
05:50مسیل تکلیف دیتے ہو
05:51مسیل تکلیف دیتے ہو
05:52کیوں تھی کل گاتے ہو غلط
05:53اے
05:54صاحب میں نے تکلیف نہیں دی
05:55وین نہیں مل رہی تھی جانا پر انجیکشن لگا رہا
05:57وین؟
05:58وین نہیں مل رہی تھی تو انجیکشن کیسے لگا دیا
06:00صاحب آپ لوگوں کو غلط سنائی دے رہا ہے
06:02کیا
06:02وہ کہہ رہا ہے بھیل نہیں مل رہی تھی
06:04صاحب فوڈ پاہدن ہو گیا تھا اس کو
06:06اوہ
06:07بڑی مشکل تکلیف میں نے اس کو چیک کیا
06:09کیا گیا؟
06:10آنکھیں چیک کیا
06:13بلڈ روک گیا تھا اس کا بلڈ جم گیا تھا اندر
06:15اے؟
06:16بلڈ روک گیا تھا
06:17بلڈ روک گیا تھا
06:18بلڈ کیا کھایا؟
06:19اے میری بات سنو
06:20اس نے نان کھایا یا سام گاڑ گیا تھا
06:22بلڈ کی روک گیا تھا
06:23تمہیں پتہ ہے خون کا
06:25ایک کترے کا ہزاروہ حصہ بھی جم جائے نا
06:28تو انسان کو سٹوک ہو جاتا ہے
06:30اچھا جی؟
06:33اچھا جی؟
06:34یار تم کہاں کی ڈاکٹر ہو یا؟
06:35اے تو ڈاکٹر ہے نا یہ ہوتھے ڈاکٹر ڈاکٹر کھیڑ بھی ہوتے
06:38کوئی انو ہوتھے ڈاکٹر صاحب نے اسی کہنا
06:40جن نے پیشنٹ آئے میرے تھا
06:42اے ڈاکٹر
06:43اچھا اس کا نام ہوگا محلے میں ڈاکٹر
06:45ڈگری ہے تمہارے پاس؟
06:46کھاں کی ڈگری ہے تمہارے پاس؟
06:47کھاں کی ڈگری ہے تمہارے پاس؟
06:48بیوٹیشن دی بیوٹیشن دی بیوٹیشن
06:50اچھا بتاؤ کہاں کی ڈگری ہے؟
06:53ایم بی بی اس میں
06:54ایم بی اس میں
06:55ایم بی اس؟
06:56کہاں سے کیا تمہیں؟
06:57اب مجھے یاد بھی ساتھ بہت پرانا کیا ہے
06:59یاری یہ دیکھو
07:00ایم بی بی اسے بلکل تم سری اس کو اٹھا گیا
07:03اے جدو میں گیاں اپنے کلیننگ دے بی آگے میک اپ کر رہے ہی ہی
07:06اے وہ کیوں کر رہے تھے؟
07:07کہندہ پیشنٹ پھے میں ہوں پسان کر دے
07:10یہ تچ کہہ رہا ہے پیس پاودر ابھی بھی لگا ہوئے آرون صاحب
07:13دیکھو سر دیکھو
07:15اچھا چلو یہ بتا دو ایم بی بی اسے کیا بنتا ہے؟
07:20ڈاکٹر بنتا دی
07:22اے یہ تو کٹر ہی بنتا دی
07:24یار یہ جواب غلط بھی ہے اور صحیح بھی ہے
07:27صحیح بھی ہے
07:28جب اس کا بلڈ جم گیا تھا
07:30تو اس کو ملٹ کرنے کے لئے آپ نے کیا کیا؟
07:32اوئی پر چلا جلا گیا باسم ہوتے بٹھا تھا
07:36اچھا اچھا
07:38ایسے میں نے نا پتا لگتا تھا
07:39کودھا تو کواب پڑھ گیا ہی
07:40یار تم نے باس کو تتے توے میں کیوں بٹھایا
07:42دون قسمہ کھاندا سے ہی
07:44اوئی یار نہیں بٹھایا
07:46تتے توے میں ٹکھیاں ہو لانگا تے
07:48توے تو تکھیے اسے بار ہے
07:50کوئی آیا گیا ڈاؤن ہی میں اہلیا کرو یار
07:53اور میں باکس میں چکر لگتا تھا
07:54کو گلتا رہا ہم دیکھا تھا
07:56اپالا خور آلے لے
07:58یہ توے دکیرہ بڑا ہندہ شاید ہے
08:00یار مجھے بس یہ خصہ ہے
08:03اچھا گھاسا وہ ڈاؤن ہے
08:05تم نے اس کو تتے توے میں بٹھا
08:07وہ نہیں بٹھا یار
08:09نہیں بٹھایا پائی جانا
08:11دیکھے انہوں نے بٹھایا نا جی انہیں تتے توے دے
08:13انہوں نے بھی بے گیا
08:14مجھے لگتا ہے کہ توا نان سٹک تھا
08:18کیونکہ یہ چپکا ہوا نہیں
08:20مرے ڈاؤن فرائی کر رہا لگا
08:22تاوے دے پاتا ہوں
08:24نہیں بینڈ میرے تن نہیں پتا میں کس رہا
08:26چیلڈ چیلڈ کر کے لایا ہوتا تھا
08:28تم لوگوں کی جانوں کے ساتھ کھیلتے ہو
08:31اچھا ایک مرتبہ
08:33مجھے یاد ہے
08:34اب یہ جو کویکس ہیں
08:35یہ اتنے زیادہ ہو گئے ہیں
08:37خاص طور پر جو دندان ساز ہیں
08:39یہ بہت سارے ایسے ہیں جو کویکس ہیں
08:42اور اگر آپ وہاں پر جائیں گے
08:44تو آپ کو ہیپٹائٹس سے لے کر ایڈز تک
08:47وہاں سے ملتی ہے
08:49وہاں لگتی یہ دکانیں ہیں
08:51یہ بازار ہیں جو یہ چیزیں کرتے ہیں
08:53میرے ساتھ ذاتی طور پر یہ ایکسپیرینس ہوا
08:56کہ ایک جگہ دو گروپس کی آپس میں سولہ تھی
08:59and i was there
09:01تو ان میں سے ایک ڈاکٹ ساب ہیں
09:03جن کا بہت بڑا کلینک ہے
09:05almost like a hospital
09:07لاہور میں
09:08اور میں نے کہا ڈاکٹ ساب
09:10مجھے لگتا ہے کہ آپ کے تو ڈگری چیک ہونی چاہیے
09:12آپ کی گفتگو سے نہیں نگر آپ ڈاکٹر ہیں
09:14اس نے مجھے سائیڈ بے بلایا
09:16اور اس نے کہا کہ نہ صرف یہ کہ میں ڈاکٹر نہیں ہوں
09:19میرے ساتھ اور جو دو تین لوگ اور ہیں
09:22جو دندان ساز ہیں
09:23یہ بھی ڈاکٹرز نہیں ہیں
09:24ہمارے بس ڈگریز نہیں ہیں
09:26ہم آپ کے آگے ہاتھ جوڑتے ہیں
09:28آپ جو چاہے ہمیں سزا دے دیں
09:29جو مرضی یہاں فیصلہ کر دیں
09:31لیکن حقیقت یہ ہے
09:33کہ ہم ڈاکٹرز نہیں ہیں
09:35تو اس لیے آپ یہ بات جو ہے
09:37اس کو کھلنے نہ دیں
09:39جو کر سکتا تھا اس وقت میں نے کیا
09:41سب کو بتایا میں نے اس بات کو چھپایا نہیں
09:43کہ یہ سب کویکس ہیں
09:45تو اگر آپ جائیں نہ کبھی بھی کسی دندان ساز کے پاس
09:48تو سب سے پہلے اچھا یہ آپ کا حق ہے
09:50یہ کوئی بدتمیزی نہیں ہے یہ بھی یاد رکھیں
09:52کسی ڈاکٹر سے پوچھ لیجئے گا
09:54یہ کوئی بدتمیزی نہیں ہے
09:56اگر آپ ڈاکٹر سے پوچھیں اس کی ڈگری کے بارے میں
09:58اس کی ڈگری دیکھیں اس سے بات کریں پوچھیں
10:00کنفرم کریں پھر اپنا علاج کروائیں
10:02اگر وہ کہہ رہا ہے پھر وہ ڈاکٹر نہیں ہے
10:07ایک اور چیز بھی ہے نا ایک اور بھی مسئلہ ہے
10:09بہت بڑا مسئلہ یہ ہے کہ اگر پاسنگ مارکس ہیں ساٹھ
10:15تو ایک ساٹھ والا ڈاکٹر بھی مارکٹ میں بٹھا ہوا ہے
10:18اور ایک 99.5% والا بھی مارکٹ میں بٹھا ہوا ہے
10:23اب آپ کو نہیں پتا ان دونوں میں سے کون سا ہے
10:25کیسے پچھلے گا اس کے لہجے اس کے انداز سے
10:29اور جو زیادہ مارکس والا اچھا ڈاکٹر ہوگا
10:32اس کی ڈگرییاں سامنے لگی ہوتی
10:34جہاں وہ بیٹھا ہوتا ہے پیچھ اس نے اپنی ساری ڈگریز ہے
10:37یہ بھی سامنے ڈگری لگی تھی باقی زیادہ تصویرہ لگی یہاں سے
10:41تو ہونے تو انہوں سمجھے ہی کہ اسی انہوں چھپینا کیوں مار رہے ہیں
10:44یہ اصل ڈاکٹر نہیں ہے
10:46یہ دو نمبر ہے
10:47یہ بیگم ڈاکٹر ہے انہوں تھے گائنی ڈگری لگی تھی کام آپ کرتا ہے
10:51یہ بھی بہت ہو رہا ہے
10:53یہ بھی بہت ہو رہا بے
10:55اے تینوں اشتہار دا کیا اسی دیتا ہی
10:57جی بہت ہو تو میں سوئر دا دیتا ہی
10:59اشتہار کی چیز کا
11:00سر اصل چھنا آج ساڈینا بڑی نموشی ہوئی محول چھ جاتا
11:11یہ اسی فی میل ٹیلنٹ جڑے نے اسے پرتی کر رہے ہیں
11:13میں اتھے چیلنج کر کے ہیں
11:15کہ ڈان ہن اور تاندینالی یہ سمال چاہے گا
11:19وہ سمال دے کنے دکان دارے دے بھون آ چکے ہیں
11:25دون دا سوٹ ٹکی فروشہ
11:30پائے ہون جو کسی کانا کانا ہو گئے نا پر
11:32کٹے سامنے نہ آنگا
11:34ساڈے سامنے میں ماما تروں کھا رہا
11:36پتہ کی اسی دنے چوکے لیا ہے تو ہلک ہلکا سڈنا فرینک ہو رہا ہے
11:40میرا ریڈیز اسمان چھو رہی ہے
11:42میرا ریڈیز اسمان چھو رہی ہے
11:44ایک کری میں انہیں معاف کر دے
11:46بہے فکر آجا کش نہیں کہہ دے تینوں
11:48دو تین دن ہی تینوں ٹورچر کر آنگے
11:50میرا خیال ہے بار پردہ کھڑک رہا ہے
11:52کھڑک کھڑک کھڑک کھڑک
11:54ایکسکیوز می
11:56اسلام علیکم
11:58آنڈ دیو آنڈ دیو آنڈ دیو
12:00اچھے دی آپ کون ہے
12:02میں یہاں پر آوڈیشن کے لیے آئیم
12:04ملکا
12:06آجا ہوں
12:08آجا ہوں
12:10آجا ہوں
12:12آجا ہوں
12:14سیٹو آپ نے بہت خوبصورت لگایا ہے
12:16شمارگ باہل آنڈ دیو
12:18درکتر تو وہ در چل
12:20چلوٹے
12:22آجا ہوں
12:24آجا ہوں
12:26مادم آپ کا نام کیا ہے
12:28میرا نام فری ہے
12:30فری جی آپ کا پہلے کوئی
12:32ایکسپریئنس ڈاکوم کے ساتھ
12:33آپ کا خوبصورت selections
12:56I didn't work with Khalid Daqo
12:58Haakku Daqo
12:59Haakku Daqo?
13:01No, no
13:02Juggoo?
13:03Yes
13:04This is our line
13:06Yaakhe Chulali
13:07You're welcome
13:08What did you do with her?
13:09No, I haven't done it
13:12In our field, there are all these big brands
13:15What are you doing in this world?
13:17What are you doing?
13:18I'm doing modeling
13:21So, the advertisement
13:23Hold on to that
13:24What are you doing here?
13:26What are you doing here?
13:27They had an ad that they wanted for shooting
13:31No, no, we didn't have an ad for shooting
13:34And what did you write in the ad?
13:36This girl who wants to shoot for shooting
13:39You have to shoot for shooting?
13:41Yes, absolutely
13:42I did catwalk
13:43I'll show you
13:44Let me show you
13:45Catwalk
13:46I'll show you
13:47What?
13:48Catwalk
13:49Excuse me
13:50Wait, what is the catwalk?
13:51I'm going to show you
13:52How are you doing?
13:58Alright, I'm going to show you
14:00Okay, you're going to show me
14:02キャalikali
14:03We'll give you, okay?
14:04How are you?
14:05Okay.
14:06You are going to give you 100 marks.
14:08Down.
14:09Down.
14:10Down.
14:11This is a pistol.
14:12Pistol.
14:13Yes, I died.
14:14What?
14:15I did not do anything.
14:17What?
14:18You did not kill me.
14:19I did not do anything.
14:20Put it.
14:21Put it.
14:22Put it.
14:23Finally, my child has to kill me.
14:25What?
14:26What?
14:27What?
14:28What?
14:29My child is to kill me.
14:30My child is to kill me.
14:32My child is to kill me.
14:33My child is to kill me.
14:34What?
14:35I am not shooting.
14:36My mother is to kill me.
14:37I am not shooting.
14:38You were going to take a walk.
14:39No, no, no.
14:40He is going to kill me.
14:41He is taking us.
14:43No, no, no.
14:44You are not shooting.
14:45I am the victim of the woman.
14:46You are killing me.
14:47I am killing you.
14:48You are killing me.
14:49I am killing me.
14:50No, no, no.
14:51What?
14:52Hello.
14:53Hey, the guy.
14:54He is calling me.
14:55The girl is going to get a good school.
14:57What?
14:58He is not crying.
14:59He is crying?
15:00He is crying.
15:01He is crying.
15:02He is saying that I am doing a good job.
15:03You have to do the modeling, but you don't have to do tandoor.
15:07Do you think you're going to buy a package?
15:09Yes, yes, yes.
15:11My brother told me,
15:13my name is Lijjee Lijjee.
15:15Lijjee Lijjee?
15:16Yes, yes.
15:17And the pieces are wrong.
15:19Are you wrong?
15:21You are wrong with me.
15:23You are wrong with me.
15:25You are wrong with me.
15:27You are wrong with the pieces.
15:29God will do it.
15:31You are wrong with me.
15:33You are wrong with me.
15:35You put a black dress on your face.
15:37I am wrong with me.
15:39I am wrong with you.
15:41My friend is the only mission.
15:43Yes.
15:45I am wrong with you.
15:47I am wrong with you.
15:49So I am wrong with you.
15:51What are you doing?
15:53Who are you?
15:55I heard you.
15:57You are wrong with me.
15:59You are wrong with me.
16:01But hi.
16:03mate, I was wrong with you.
16:05You know what?
16:07I mean me.
16:09Everybody wants their kids.
16:11If individuals were contraped.
16:13Yes.
16:15Why not for you?
16:17I said I would have to do two things.
16:19Two things.
16:20I would have to do one thing.
16:22One thing.
16:23I said that they would have to leave the girls.
16:27You would have to do one thing.
16:29You are not doing one thing.
16:30What happened to her?
16:32I said that one thing was my fight.
16:35I would have to fight.
16:37But I would have to fight.
16:39But my childhood was so good.
16:41When you were fighting, my childhood was very poor.
16:45But my childhood was very good.
16:47When I broke my tongue,
16:49I would have asked to take a bath in the hospital.
16:52My childhood was very good.
16:54After that, I did my operation.
16:56I paid my money.
16:58My childhood was very good.
17:00So, first of all, did you do it?
17:02I was a hockey player.
17:04Yes.
17:06Your head is also made in your head.
17:08Yes.
17:09So, Harun, I became a writer.
17:11I was very good.
17:12I was a kid who fell.
17:14He fell.
17:15He fell.
17:16He fell.
17:17He fell.
17:18But my heart was very good.
17:19I took my husband's heart.
17:21I was a kid.
17:22I thought that he fell.
17:23He fell.
17:24He fell.
17:25He fell.
17:26He fell.
17:27He fell.
17:28He fell.
17:29He fell.
17:30He fell.
17:31He fell.
17:32He fell.
17:33Then, I started to play a machine.
17:35But my brother jumped so hard.
17:36I don't know what the whole thing was so good.
17:40They broke my hands.
17:42I asked why I fell.
17:44I broke my hands.
17:45I broke my hands, I fell.
17:46I broke my hands with my hands.
17:47I broke my hands.
17:48I broke my hands.
17:49Boss.
17:50I broke my hands.
17:52I broke my hands.
17:53My hands tore all my hands.
17:54My hands tore my hands.
17:55It's not.
17:56It's not going to happen.
17:58You have called me.
17:59I do not know how to break my hands.
18:00You don't know how to break them.
18:01I don't have to do it.
18:02I'll bring you a little bit of a voice.
18:04You can't do it properly.
18:07No problem.
18:08You don't have to do it.
18:09What is it?
18:11Because we are working on our own heart.
18:14Oh.
18:15You should do it.
18:18You should do it.
18:20You should do it.
18:22You should do it.
18:23No.
18:24You should do it.
18:26You should do it.
18:28You should do it.
18:30You should do it.
18:32Oh my god.
18:34Will you cut the connection to me?
18:37Harun Sahib, I think he will remove his hat.
18:39No.
18:40No.
18:41No.
18:42No.
18:43No.
18:44No.
18:45No.
18:46No.
18:47No.
18:48No.
18:49No.
18:50No.
18:51No.
18:52No.
18:53No.
18:54No.
18:55No.
18:56No.
18:57No.
18:58No.
18:59No.
19:00No.
19:01No.
19:02No.
19:03No.
19:04No.
19:05No.
19:06No.
19:07No.
19:08No.
19:09No.
19:10No.
19:11No.
19:12No.
19:13It's been a long time for a break.
19:18It's been a long time for a break.
19:20It's been a long time for a break.
19:28Welcome back.
19:29We have a teacher at break.
19:33And he didn't come alone.
19:35He took the kids to the class.
19:37There is no complaint for them.
19:39Listen to them.
19:43How did you teach them?
19:44I'm fine.
19:45Let me ask them first.
19:46How are you?
19:47Thank you very much.
19:48What's your name?
19:50Master Shaukat.
19:52Master Shaukat.
19:53How are you?
19:54What school are you studying?
19:56Government private school.
19:58Government private school?
20:01Government private school.
20:04Government.
20:06Government.
20:07Government.
20:08Government.
20:09What are you studying?
20:11What are you studying?
20:12What are you studying?
20:13What are you studying?
20:14What are you studying?
20:15The whole thing is studying.
20:17You can study all the things.
20:18You can study all the things.
20:19Okay, you can study all the things.
20:20Objection, Milord.
20:21What did you do?
20:22If it's a child, I don't have a child from this.
20:26Who is a child?
20:27Who is a child?
20:28If it's a child.
20:29They are my kids.
20:30They are my kids.
20:32Do they fail to get here?
20:34What?
20:35What are you doing?
20:36They are so hard working on them.
20:39Master.
20:40This is the child.
20:41This child is the child.
20:43This child is the child.
20:45It's 8 years old.
20:46Why is it?
20:47How do you know?
20:48It's 8 years old.
20:49And the child has not clear.
20:50Uncle, I am a Sunni.
20:52Sunni who is who is a little girl?
20:54What's the problem?
20:55Sunni, tell me.
20:57Uncle, this teacher is not a matric pass.
21:02What?
21:03What?
21:04I don't know.
21:05What?
21:06What?
21:07What?
21:08What?
21:09My first one is a supply.
21:11Inshallah, next year it will be clear.
21:12Oh, my God, do not know that next year it will be a matric pass.
21:14Who did this school have to keep it?
21:16This is a matric pass.
21:17You can't know how to keep it.
21:18You are a matric pass.
21:19You are a matric pass.
21:20How are you doing?
21:21How are you doing?
21:22How are you doing?
21:23You are not a matric pass.
21:24Why am I not a matric pass?
21:26The matric pass.
21:28What are you doing?
21:29I am not a man who is drinking.
21:30I am not a man who is drinking.
21:32We are drinking it.
21:33What?
21:34A master is also drinking.
21:36I am not drinking it.
21:37I am drinking it.
21:39Don't go on a drink or drink the drink.
21:42What are you eating from the show?
21:45I said ice cream, jelly, kulfi.
21:50They eat bad kids.
21:52Good kids eat meat, corn, and corn, and so on.
21:57And now I'm saying that this is our life.
22:06This is the reason that...
22:07...RSS?
22:09Do you understand?
22:10Yes, yes.
22:11Do you understand?
22:12That's a good idea.
22:13Good idea.
22:13What do you know about the plotter?
22:16Yes.
22:17If you don't have to go to the plotter, you'll have to go to the plotter.
22:19Master, if you eat your children's lunch, why didn't you make a baby?
22:24Okay, I'll ask first, are you married?
22:26No, I'm not married.
22:28No, no, I'm asking you.
22:30Are you married?
22:32No, I'm not married for the matric.
22:36You're not married.
22:38You're married.
22:39You're married.
22:40You're a head master.
22:41You're a dead master.
22:43For marriage, it's very necessary to be married.
22:47Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
22:49You're a dead master.
22:51You're a dead master.
22:53You're a dead master.
22:55No, you're a dead master.
22:57No, you're a dead master.
22:59I'm not dead.
23:01You're dead.
23:03Why do you eat lunch?
23:05Why do you eat?
23:07No, no, no, no.
23:11You don't eat lunch.
23:13Yes, yes.
23:15You're a dead master.
23:17What do you mean?
23:18That means that they eat lunch and they're all dead.
23:20You're dead, don't read it.
23:22It's a great thing.
23:24You're a dead master.
23:25You're a dead master.
23:26You're a dead master.
23:27You're a dead master.
23:28You should eat a child.
23:29You'll be right to read it.
23:31You're a dead master.
23:32What did you learn to read?
23:34Mama, you're a dead master.
23:35I'm not married.
23:36I'm not married.
23:37Yeah.
23:38You get older than me, I'm a dead master.
23:40It's weird.
23:41You're a dead master.
23:42Also the philosophy that you get older is so certaines
23:58Ohhhh!
23:59He was a Marx Landwast.
24:01Yes, yes.
24:02He was a non-Halim.
24:03What a non-Halim's name is Marx's name.
24:05You're a man.
24:06You eat all the lunch.
24:07Who eat?
24:08How many kids in class?
24:09Well, thank you.
24:11You're two kids.
24:13Why?
24:14You've eaten them.
24:17Have you tried to tell the house to tell the headmaster?
24:20Yes, ten.
24:21Ten.
24:22Ten.
24:23He said,
24:24You're a man.
24:25I'm a man.
24:26You're a man.
24:27You're a man.
24:28I'm a man.
24:29You're a man.
24:30Because I don't have a man.
24:31Why?
24:32I'm a man.
24:33What's your name?
24:34You're a man.
24:35You're a man.
24:36You're a man.
24:37You're a man.
24:38You're a man.
24:39I'm a man.
24:40I'm a man.
24:41I've been a man.
24:43I've been a man.
24:44Harun Sahib,
24:46school is going from fees.
24:48If he's only two kids in school,
24:51then the fees are really low.
24:52How are you going from school?
24:53I'm going from school today.
24:54I'm getting paid.
24:55Aid comes.
24:56Aid comes.
24:57Aid comes.
24:58Aid comes.
24:59Aid comes.
25:00I love you.
25:01Can I tell you.
25:02Listen to someone from NGO.
25:03NGOs have money.
25:04NGOs have money.
25:06NGO...
25:07NGOs have money.
25:08NGOs have money.
25:09When NGOs visit school often,
25:12a couple of days...
25:13That's when they have children.
25:15That's when they were about 600 children.
25:17They were about 600 children.
25:19They were a master.
25:20They're not even in class.
25:24I said that there's a marriage.
25:27I said that I'll give my own food.
25:30So, there's a mutton roast,
25:32mutton roast,
25:34and gajar,
25:36and salad.
25:38This is a package.
25:40I don't drink today.
25:43What is this?
25:46No sugar! I don't want to eat lunch in front of my children.
25:53Who is this?
25:55Take a look at them.
25:57Leave it alone.
25:59I don't want to eat this thing today.
26:02What is it?
26:04I don't want to eat my mother.
26:06I don't want to eat meat.
26:07We are eating meat.
26:09We are eating meat.
26:11We are eating.
26:13We are eating meat.
26:15We are eating meat.
26:16I don't want to understand this.
26:18Your heart is doing it.
26:19I'm a teacher.
26:21Don't do it.
26:22Please share a boat.
26:24Do it.
26:25Do it.
26:26Do it.
26:27Do it.
26:28Do it.
26:29Do it.
26:30I'm thinking about learning and learning.
26:34How did the children get rid of them?
26:38Do it.
26:39I'm thinking about the children.
26:41I'm thinking about the children.
26:43Do it.
26:44Do it.
26:45Do it.
26:46Do it.
26:47Do it.
26:48Do it.
26:49Do it.
26:50Do it.
26:51Don't eat.
26:52Don't eat lunch box.
26:53I will take my name to school.
26:56Oh, Lord.
26:58It's a wrong thing.
26:59How are you eating meat?
27:00Put it in the food.
27:01Put it in the food.
27:02No.
27:03That's it.
27:04That's it.
27:05That's it.
27:06That's it.
27:07The next day, the next day, they say,
27:08I have a lot of food.
27:10Oh.
27:11Oh.
27:12I thought for them,
27:13I put them in lunch box.
27:15One.
27:16One.
27:17One.
27:18One.
27:19Then, that's it.
27:20Yeah.
27:21I'll tell you what to do.
27:23Yes.
27:24Put on the chair on the chair.
27:26When you sit, they'll go out of the chair.
27:28I'll tell you how to eat the chair.
27:30Yes.
27:31I didn't want to eat the chair.
27:32Okay.
27:33Then...
27:34I took the chair too.
27:36I took the chair.
27:37One time I took the chair for Jamal Gautamil.
27:39I told them that my body was fine.
27:41Oh.
27:42Why doesn't your mother come here?
27:44She doesn't have time to eat.
27:45She doesn't have time to eat.
27:46Why don't you come here?
27:47Why don't you come here?
27:49Why don't you come here, me?
27:52I didn't come here.
27:53Then, your parents come here?
27:55My parents don't come here.
27:56Oh.
27:57Oh.
27:58Why don't you come here?
27:59I'm coming here to my brother.
28:00I'm not trying to explain.
28:01My parents don't come here.
28:02My parents don't come here.
28:04Why don't you come here?
28:05My parents are through my work.
28:07Why don't you come here?
28:09That's the one scene of your parents.
28:10Oh.
28:11The eyes of your hair.
28:12The eyes of your eyes.
28:13How about you?
28:14The eyes of my baby came here.
28:15Once you have this,
28:16my parents came here and she was all done.
28:17I couldn't find the school.
28:18Why didn't I study my son?
28:21Which subject are you studying?
28:23Tell me.
28:24Do you know Riyazi?
28:25Yes, very good.
28:27A square plus B square is equal to?
28:31Lunch.
28:35I don't know.
28:36In science, you can study it.
28:38Master, you can study subjects as well.
28:41You can study other activities like sports etc.
28:44Hey, son.
28:45I don't know how to do it.
28:48What are you doing?
28:50What are you doing?
28:51What are you doing?
28:52You don't have to do it.
28:54You don't have to do it.
28:56You don't have to do it.
28:58You don't have to do it.
29:00I ask you a basic question.
29:02What is the angle of 90 degrees?
29:05This one?
29:07This one?
29:08Or this one?
29:10That's the word.
29:12The angle is only one.
29:15This one?
29:16Oh, you find the mountain that's coming from?
29:19Nice mountain?
29:21The mountain?
29:23You've got all the studying today.
29:25Michigan?
29:26No, you're going to sing a mountain.
29:28No, I'm not.
29:29You're listening to the mountain 9.
29:30How are you doing that?
29:319,13.
29:329,36.
29:33How are you doing?
29:35You guys are out of this?
29:36What?
29:3727.
29:38I'm curious to see you.
29:39I'll choose you.
29:40Do you have a master or not?
29:42If you give a master, you are a big shopper.
29:45If you have a master, you are a big shopper.
29:47If you have a master, you will have a big food.
29:49And you will have a kid.
29:51If you are so tired, why don't you leave school?
29:55Leave it.
29:56Leave it.
29:58Leave it for me.
30:00It will be more than two children.
30:02If they will pay for money, they will be able to pay.
30:04Leave it.
30:05We have to go to school and go to the house.
30:10Ladies and gentlemen, if you have a break, you will get a break.
30:15Welcome back, Ladies and Gentlemen.
30:23Let's go to the audience.
30:25If I don't do this, you will be able to do such things.
30:31No one will be upset.
30:32Yes.
30:33Yes sir.
30:35Assalamualaikum.
30:36Waalikumussalam.
30:37My name is Ali Saadqin.
30:38My name is Arzu Fatiha.
30:40I'm Muslim.
30:41My name is Ali Saadqin.
30:42I'm Muslim.
30:43I'm Muslim.
30:44I'm Muslim.
30:45I'm Muslim, I know.
30:46I know.
30:47Oh my god.
30:48But even if I know I know.
30:49My name is Muslim.
30:50Yes.
30:51But even if you are encouraged, you will find a great job.
30:53I don't know.
30:54You will have a great job.
30:55No.
30:56You will have a great job.
30:57I don't know.
30:58The leadership of me.
30:59My daughter.
31:00It's a great job to be a great job.
31:01It's a great job, and it's a great job, and it's a great job.
31:04Sir, I want to tell you a very serious note,
31:07that the proper international fame,
31:10that's really our people.
31:16Me and Irza and Malaika,
31:19do you think we don't have a feeling?
31:22No.
31:23No.
31:24No.
31:25No.
31:26No.
31:27No.
31:31What do you do to Ali's son?
31:33I belong to Adama.
31:34Ustaz Tafu Khansa family.
31:36Wow, wow.
31:37Wow, that's a great job.
31:41You mean...
31:42I mean...
31:43I'm Tafu's son's son.
31:44It's a prayer.
31:45Wow.
31:46Wow.
31:47Wow.
31:48Wow.
31:49Wow.
31:50Wow.
31:51I'm here for the song today.
31:53Sir, yes, listen.
31:54Yes.
31:55That's a great song.
32:00Yes, I say.
32:04More.
32:05And one-on-one for everything.
32:07Oh God.
32:08Yeah, one-on-one for everything.
32:09You remember this song as vroomrov now.
32:10That's very honorable song too.
32:15Uncuting?
32:16One зад for everything.
32:17Wow.
32:18So that's very rude song.
32:19Even if you were told,
32:22that must be like a p встреч lodge...
32:23jane jaan
32:28baat
32:29itne
32:31medhi
32:33man lo
32:35ho
32:37aj jane
32:39kizid
32:41na kero
32:43aj
32:46jane
32:48kizid
32:49na kero
32:51yon
32:53hi pahlo
32:55mein
32:55bäithe
32:57rho
32:58yon
33:01hi pahlo
33:03mein
33:04bäithe
33:06rho
33:07aj
33:10jane
33:11kizid
33:12na kero
33:14hae mar
33:17jayenge
33:19hem
33:20to lute
33:22jayenge
33:23aysi
33:25bata
33:26kia
33:28na
33:29kero
33:30ho
33:32aj
33:33jane
33:34bata
33:35bata
33:35bata
33:37bata
33:39bata
33:40bata
33:41bata
33:42bata
33:43bata
33:44bata
33:44ajaj ji next korn hai ji korn baat kerna chaaeigah
33:47Assalamu alaykum sir, my name is Raqib and sir Agam Jamajid Sahib says my question is that you have a lot of you have a lot of you have a great fan and a big fan.
34:03Sir, my question is that you have so many trips you have to do
34:10and you have to do a lot of problems with your life.
34:14If you have a person who has been living in the life of Shoi Bokhtar,
34:19you have to do that.
34:22You have to do this kind of photovolvement.
34:25I'm going to go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go.
34:29In my life, the person who gave me the love of God,
34:36the person who gave me the love of God,
34:39the person who gave me here to take care of me is the name of Suleiman Bhela.
34:42Oh, no.
34:43Oh, wow.
34:44Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
34:48Salim sahabu, this one on this one.
34:50No, Salim sahabu, this one on this one.
34:52Well done, y'all.
34:55But if you haven't, if you haven't done this one,
34:58then you can give us a lot of money.
35:02Oh, that's what we have done.
35:03Yes, sir.
35:04Yes, sir.
35:05Yes, sir, my son, 35-35 years ago,
35:08which we have 30-35 years later,
35:11we have 2-2,5 years later.
35:15Salim sahabu, this one has been told you.
35:18Salim sahabu already, this one on this one,
35:22I was a master of the habitation.
35:23I was a teacher in the Multan.
35:26Salim sahabu,
35:27I said, come here, here, that is an artist, it's got to be the purpose of that.
35:30Sir, I said that there was a good artist in your eyes.
35:33So why not?
35:35No.
35:35You have to bring this to you?
35:37So I said, this is the only way.
35:39Oh, that's the only way.
35:42It's very good.
35:44God's grace.
35:45But you've got your hand in the hand.
35:49You've got my hand in the hand, I've got them.
35:53So what?
35:54He was asking you to be an artist man. You gave me an artist man.
36:02Hey Aagha sahab, worst style fancar.
36:05Very big fancar.
36:07Worst style fancar.
36:10Worst style?
36:11Worst style.
36:13Like Aagha sahab, Salim sahab has always been so bad that you both have so bad that you have made your heart so that you have to take your hair.
36:20Aagha sahab has always been so bad that you have to take your hair.
36:25But you have to take your hair.
36:27Inshallah, we will see you.
36:29We will see you.
36:31Salim sahab has never fought for Aagha sahab.
36:33Why?
36:34I don't know that he has such a mistake.
36:36His heart is very calm.
36:40It's a bad thing.
36:41It's a bad thing.
36:42It's a bad thing.
36:43It's a bad thing.
36:44It's a bad thing.
36:45It's a bad thing.
36:47It's a bad thing.
36:48It's a bad thing.
36:49It's bad.
36:50It's bad.
36:51It's bad.
36:52It's bad.
36:53It's bad.
36:54It's bad.
36:55Oh.
36:56I'm too bad.
36:57I'm not going to die.
36:58No.
36:59No.
37:00It's good.
37:01It's bad.
37:02It's bad.
37:03But I have to give up the last year of the year of the year.
37:05It's bad, really.
37:06Oh.
37:07It's bad.
37:08We will not do that.
37:09But you can't live.
37:11You can't live.
37:12You can't live.
37:13You can't live.
37:14You can't live.
37:15You can't live.
37:16Okay, next score.
37:21My name is Ali Vakar.
37:25I dedicate a song to you.
37:28What do you do?
37:30I am a mechanical engineer.
37:33I do consultancy in a company.
37:37And we have a channel of YouTube.
37:41But I will tell you.
37:43I am a guitarist.
37:44I am a guitarist.
37:45I have got a guitarist.
37:48I can't live.
37:49I can't live.
37:51I can't live.
37:54I can't live.
37:56I can't live.
37:58I can't live.
38:00I can't live.
38:02I can't live.
38:06Cut sakdina, cut sakdina, cut sakdina, cut sakdina balalie kudiyen, te teri poonia di pari changere.
38:32Baal ala ji.
38:37Aap te gane se pata chal gaya ki aap meizikal engineer hai?
38:40Neni ni, mecanical.
38:42Mecanical yaar.
38:44Next zi, next kone hai bhai?
38:46Assalamu alaikum.
38:47Wa alaikum assalam.
38:48Tamaam mehman ane garami ko mei taraf se. Assalamu alaikum.
38:51Bohon chukri aap ne hume show me madhu ki.
38:53Ar kanne wali audience ko mei taraf se. Assalamu alaikum.
38:55Wa alaikum alaikum.
38:57May yoga instructor ho.
38:59Roheil gul meira naam hai.
39:01Waah.
39:02Mujhe aap ke program se bade inspiration mili hai.
39:06Ar khawateen ko,
39:08mein kaha kerti ho daily,
39:09yoga club class ke baad,
39:11kiya aap istra ke funny programs dekha kerein.
39:14Kiunque jisra ka stress or anxiety,
39:16ar parishaniyo ka doher hai.
39:18Hemare liye bade ni nehmat,
39:20kisi nehmat se kam nengi hai.
39:21Aapka bohut shukri hai.
39:23Thank you very much.
39:24Bohut nirwaad.
39:26So yoga classroom,
39:28log cardio laughter therapy bhi karvatte hai.
39:31Aray ba.
39:32Aap hume karva sakti hai bhi woh laughter therapy.
39:34Ji ji.
39:35Please.
39:36Ji ji.
39:37Aap hume.
39:38интерokus.
39:39Ok, let's go here.
39:41Haruntha was a whole day.
39:44I'm seeing this.
39:46Laughter therapy, please come here.
39:48Jay.
39:49When you have a lot of stress and anxiety and any trouble,
39:55then you have to make this heart and open your hands.
40:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
40:02Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
40:04I put the bottle in my hand.
40:06I put the bottle in my hand.
40:09You need to hate the Party System and regret.
40:12And you can see having thisïside in my whole life
40:15foridée.
40:17Well, if you like this.
40:18I'm going to get laughs in.
40:20He can take it every week.
40:21Yeah.
40:24Not even.
40:27Ha ha ha.
40:30Haruntha, I will shout.
40:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
40:36Ha ha ha.
40:38I'll give you a shout-out to you.
40:40I'll give you a shout-out to you.
40:42I'll give you a shout-out to you.
40:44Allah Hafiz.
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