00:00Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're looking at instances where Eric Cartman completely
00:13lost it.
00:22Number 10.
00:23Ants in the Pants From the beginning, it was clear that Cartman
00:27had an easily triggered temper.
00:29In the 10th episode, we see how quickly Cartman can be sent into full-on tantrum mode.
00:34To attend his over-the-top birthday, the other kids need to bring the gifts that Cartman
00:39requests.
00:46Where most of the guests comply, Kyle fails to acquire a red Mega Man.
00:51Instead, he gives him Ants in the Pants, a real product that Matt Stone calls the lamest
00:57ever.
00:58Throwing a spoiled fit, Cartman attacks Kyle, wishing he was dead.
01:06It was one of the first times we see Cartman get physically violent over virtually nothing.
01:12Although any other kid would kill to have a party like Cartman's, he's no longer in
01:16a celebratory mood, sending everyone home.
01:25Number 9.
01:26Phony Sea People Cartman longs to be where the sea people are.
01:31Upon arriving in the mail, Cartman doesn't receive a kingdom of mermaids, but rather
01:35a package of brine shrimp.
01:38Cartman takes out his disappointment on his so-called friends.
01:41Naturally, he targets Kyle for being Jewish.
01:45He proceeds to criticize Tweek's inability to button his shirt and stand for having a
01:49girlfriend.
01:54As Cartman releases his anger, heartbreak also washes over as he laments about the falsely
02:00advertised sea society that never was.
02:04As far as Cartman is concerned, the fake sea people can be sent down the drain.
02:09When Stan suggests putting them in the teacher's coffee though, Cartman immediately perks up.
02:21In barely a minute, he goes from 0 to 180 back to 0.
02:32Number 8.
02:33A Revenge Plot Begins After Scott Tenorman cheats him out of his
02:37money, Cartman is hell-bent on getting a refund.
02:41Tenorman pushes Cartman to the edge of desperation and humility, leaving him broken when the
02:46money is set ablaze.
02:54As Cartman's $16.12 burns, another fire is set within him.
02:59If Cartman was angry before, his blood is literally boiling now.
03:04Getting his money back is no longer Cartman's endgame, he's committed to a different kind
03:09of payback.
03:10With the rain pouring down on him, Cartman lets out a roar encompassing all of his rage,
03:15sorrow, and agony.
03:24It's a scream that says, I'm going to stop at nothing until the one who wronged me pays.
03:30Even if it means turning his parents into chili.
03:46Number 7.
03:47Accusing Kyle of Stealing a Photo Unable to find a suggestive photo of him
03:51in Butters, Cartman jumps to the most logical conclusion.
03:56Kyle took it.
03:57Interrupting a friendly game of whores, Cartman immediately starts firing off unfounded accusations
04:02and anti-Semitism.
04:08Despite having no evidence, Cartman puts up his dukes, threatening to beat Kyle if he
04:12doesn't cough up the photo.
04:15Cartman also drags Stan and Kenny into his vendetta against Kyle, sounding more and more
04:20like a Hitler youth.
04:21The constant hate speech at his people's expense prompts Kyle to give Cartman the slightest
04:26of punches to the arm.
04:28At first, Cartman sounds annoyed, then angry, then like a whiny baby, even though Kyle barely
04:35touched him.
04:42You win this round, Kyle, and you'll probably win the others too.
04:52Number 6.
04:53You Shouldn't Say That About Jesus
04:57For Cartman, Christian rock isn't about the music or the message.
05:00It's about going platinum and rubbing the success in his friends' faces.
05:15With a million albums sold, Cartman's prayers are seemingly answered.
05:19He puts on an extravagant celebration to commemorate this milestone, but his victory becomes a
05:25defeat.
05:26Turns out that Christian music doesn't give out platinum albums, at least in South Park's
05:31universe.
05:44Cartman isn't pleased with his Murr album, shattering the prize.
05:48He also destroys his career with some choice comments about God and his son.
05:53Though Trey Parker isn't sure, he thinks Cartman's words regarding Jesus might be
05:58a first for television.
06:00Matt Stone was left questioning why the censors let them do this.
06:03In any case, Cartman gets his comeuppance.
06:14Number 5.
06:15A Little Problem As per usual, Cartman's berserk behavior
06:20stems from a little problem.
06:23The issue in this case is literally little.
06:26Rampaging through the cafeteria, Cartman nearly flips a table when a physical indicates that
06:32he's not as well endowed as his classmates.
06:35At least, that's what Cartman assumes.
06:43The measurements are actually for overall height, although it turns out Cartman is indeed
06:48packing the tiniest package.
06:50We can't speak for all toxic males, but it's clear that Cartman is compensating for something.
06:56The bigger he goes, the smaller he is.
07:06Cartman should have been sent to anger management a long time ago.
07:09His meltdown in this season 15 episode finally leads to some overdue counseling.
07:15Not that it's much of an impact.
07:20Number 4.
07:21I Want An iPad When the other kids become suspicious of his
07:25fake iPad, Cartman snaps at his mom for not purchasing him a real one.
07:30He harasses her into taking him to Best Buy, but Leigh-Anne would rather they get a cheaper
07:35alternative.
07:42Although Leigh-Anne usually caves to her son's demands, she refreshingly lays down the law
07:46for a change.
07:48To say that Cartman creates a scene would be an understatement.
07:57Making false claims that could get his mother thrown in jail, Cartman leaves with nothing.
08:02His tirade isn't over, however.
08:13Cartman vents to Dr. Phil about his mom before cursing out God.
08:18Leigh-Anne wouldn't cause Cartman physical pain for his actions, but the creator doesn't
08:22hesitate to send down a lightning bolt.
08:29Number 3.
08:30Challenging Kyle Nobody is having a worse holiday than the
08:34Broflovskis, being forced to return Ike to his Canadian birth parents.
08:39This inspires the adults of South Park to be charitable rather than buy their children
08:44Christmas presents.
08:57While many kids are disappointed, nobody is more pissed off than Cartman, who is all too
09:02eager to blame Kyle.
09:10Cartman has threatened Kyle before, but rarely has he appeared more committed to beating
09:15him up.
09:16A mission to Canada subdues Cartman's wrath for a little while, but upon missing the Christmas
09:21deadline, he goes back into punch-out mode.
09:24This builds to a hilariously anticlimactic showdown with Kyle delivering a gentle jab
09:29and Cartman making a face that requires the animators to draw him a whole new head.
09:43Number 2.
09:44Can't go to Casa Bonita They hang out, but are Cartman and Kyle truly
09:49friends?
09:50Kyle doesn't think so, hence why Cartman isn't invited to Casa Bonita for his birthday.
09:56Cartman begs Kyle to take him, almost earning our sympathy.
10:03It's too little, too late for Kyle, driving Cartman to unleash a profanity-laced freakout.
10:09While Cartman is infamous for overreacting, seeing him shift gears this suddenly still
10:14feels like whiplash to the audience.
10:17Cartman storms off, only to return with his tail between his legs.
10:26Kyle dismisses him again though, setting off another verbal attack.
10:30The way Cartman tells Kyle that he hopes he dies is so simple and childish, yet so brutal.
10:36There's furious finality to Cartman's tone of voice.
10:39Of course, this is far from over.
10:48Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
10:52Losing his theme park, Cartman won't be moving along from this.
11:08An unexpected diagnosis, ice cream can't ease his justifiable anger.
11:20James Cameron rant, we're sure the Ferngully filmmakers feel like Cartman.
11:30Beating Cupid Me, romance is officially dead.
11:39Trashing Butters Room, while trash-talking to the Lord.
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12:14Cartman's foul mouth usually gets himself and others into trouble.
12:18When all hell breaks loose in the South Park movie though, his unhinged anger and unfiltered
12:22vocabulary save the day.
12:25With the V-chip in his brain going haywire, Cartman comes up with some creative words
12:29to shock Saddam.
12:34In addition to discharging all of the profanity he's been keeping locked up, Cartman takes
12:39on the appearance of an anime character.
12:42While South Park hasn't always been known for its state-of-the-art animation, they went
12:46all out here with intense angles, 3D effects, and an epic camera spin.
12:52The language doesn't hold back either, capping things off with a profane use of Barbra Streisand's
12:57name.
12:58We've never been happier or more enthralled to see Cartman go berserk.
13:17What's your favorite Cartman freak out?
13:19Let us know in the comments.
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