00:00Mike, I'm getting married. How awesome is that?
00:08Awesome.
00:10She's the best. She's like the best person ever.
00:15I don't have to change to be with her, you know?
00:18Remember how Marissa made me get that Rob Thomas haircut?
00:22And Tina made me be an atheist for a year?
00:25Yeah, I remember that.
00:27Ava isn't like that. She loves me for who I am.
00:32And I love her for who she is.
00:36I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her.
00:38Kyle, I slept with Ava.
00:41What? What do you mean slept?
00:44Like we slept, we sexually slept together.
00:48Oh my god. I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:58I'm gonna fucking kill you.
01:01Now when?
01:03When did you sleep together?
01:06I don't know the exact dates. I didn't...
01:07Dates?
01:09Dude, slow down. You should pace yourself.
01:15How long?
01:16Like a quarter mile.
01:17No, how long has this been going on?
01:20When did it start?
01:22When she moved to New York.
01:24Three years ago. This whole fucking time?
01:28No. No, not the whole time. It was, you know...
01:33It was before you guys started dating.
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